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1110578 No.1110578 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /lit/

Hemingway wrote a story using only six words:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Can /lit/ do better?

>> No.1110581

hemingway can suck my dick

yes, in 5 words.

>> No.1110582

Pride turns all the world into wax.

>> No.1110585

here is a story in six words

>> No.1110586

>>1110585

Fail.

>> No.1110594

Loved everybody. Told nobody. Hated that.

>> No.1110600

>>1110594

oh shit pretty coo'

>> No.1110620

Water falls like bombs. Take cover

>> No.1110622

>>1110594
gg

>> No.1110623

http://www.smithmag.net/sixwords/

>> No.1110634

Hit a pony; hurt it good.

>> No.1110635

Shit is old. OP is gay.

>> No.1110636

Might be cancer. Ah well.

>> No.1110638

I REMEMBER THIS

FOR BABY: SALE SHOES, NEVER WORN.

>> No.1110639

I kill niggers. Cops don't care.

>> No.1110651

>>1110638
FOR WORN: BABY SALE, NEVER SHOES

>> No.1110653

What is this I don't even...

>> No.1110654

>>1110653

I see what you did there.

>> No.1110659

A wizard saved us, except not.

There you go, a brand new brilliant Fantasy Saga. Let's name it "Sword & Magic: cuz' Ghouls are Tragic", eh?

>> No.1110682

Suck my big, black, fat cock.

>> No.1110696

I came, I saw, I cowered.

>> No.1110702

I'm a hipster. I hate this.

>> No.1110703

Nigger stole my bike. Lynch him.

>> No.1110704

A conflict has arisen. Wat do.

>> No.1110711 [DELETED] 

Jellyfish, do we need em?

>> No.1110731

I can't think of jack shit.

>> No.1110737 [DELETED] 

/lit/ - shit

>> No.1110738 [DELETED] 

This makes no sense,

>> No.1110745

Holy shit, is that a penis?!

>> No.1110744

Touch it; feels good bro. Regret.

>> No.1110754

>>1110578

Whoa...I just suddenly realizes why it's a story. You can actually read a lot of shit into it. I mean, think about it...those baby shoes were never worn. Was it because the mother died during childbirth and the baby died too, so the father is selling the shoes? Did the baby die at all? Did the baby get stolen by kidnappers and hasn't been found in months so the shoes wouldn't fit?

I mean, wow. Hemingway was awesome!

>> No.1110766

>>1110754

...none of those are the right interpretation. You fail.

>> No.1110783

I live, I die, I live.

>> No.1110785

The flower girl. Not my wife.

>> No.1110787

Who's that behind you?

>> No.1110788

Jews did 9/11, and other facts.

>> No.1110789

I'm his boyfriend. OP is gay.

>> No.1110805

>>1110789
winner

>> No.1110899

name emailed subject; comment verified file.

>> No.1110915

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dws87NR6DpM

Lyrics: 'You suffer
But Why?'

>> No.1110913
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1110913

This is me giving a fuck.

>> No.1110919

To rent: Baby, used.

>> No.1110948

He published the old man and the sea on this day, september 8th, also.

>> No.1110982

Mom's pregnant: it's mine. Love, Oedipus.

>> No.1111009

For sale: worn baby.

>> No.1112924

OP likes dicks. This I know.

>> No.1112934

I once raped a whole daycare.

>> No.1112949

Mistake another hawk for food. HAWKWARD.

>> No.1112958

The Aristocrats

>> No.1112964

Worn baby never for sale. Shoes.

>> No.1112966

For sale: Hemingway short. Never read.

>> No.1112974
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1112974

For sale: Oxford shoes, never worn.

>> No.1112992

Gotta shit. Too lazy to move.