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Kate Beaton replied to one of my emails

you jelly?

>> No.1108284

No, because I talk to Neil Gaiman on Twitter.

>> No.1108283

>Please stop e-mailing me pictures of your genitals.

>The police have been notified.

>> No.1108285

>>1108284
Nice

>> No.1108287

ITT
>A young adult author sent me a half-witted response online
>OH YEAH WELL MY SLIGHTLY MORE POPULAR YOUNG ADULT AUTHOR SENT ME AN EQUALLY INANE MESSAGE
>wow xd

>> No.1108288

>>1108285
He's really nice, I see why TP likes him.

>> No.1108292

OP here,

it was about David Hume

I think I came across as a know-it-all, will this hamper my chances?

>> No.1108309
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>>1108292
No idea.

>> No.1108323

Oh yeah well I had gay sex with Shakespeare.

>> No.1108324

I talked to William Faulkner right before I died and asked him how to pronounce "Yoknapatawpha" county.
Turns out it is pronounced "fuck you kid, get out of here."
You people so jelly.

>> No.1108331

>>1108323
ewww Shakespeare ewww

(on a different note, what's the point of being homosexual if your partners are going to be as bad as the ones straight people pick, seriously? It's like listening to "indie rock" and talking bad about metal)

>> No.1108330

>>1108309
whats the name of this meme again?
is there more of this with philosophers?
if not, i want to make some

>> No.1108334

Kate Beaton autographed a nude photo for me, gave me a passionate kiss, and cursed the fact that she was already married before she met me.

>> No.1108335

My father got to meet Bradbury.
Served him coffee.

I also got to meet the author of Baby Sitter's Club.

Yeah.

>> No.1108336

>>1108331
Because homosexuality isn't typically a choice?

>> No.1108344

Cool story, Beaton

>> No.1108349

ITT: niggertits

>> No.1108350

>>1108334
wait, what, she's married?

>> No.1108351

>>1108336
yeah, right. and neither is pedophilia, you're going to say.

>> No.1108354

>>1108350

she's not

>> No.1108353

>>1108282
Post email or GTFO.

>> No.1108355

>>1108353

What? post the email I received?

>> No.1108356

>>1108334

No... no she can't be married.

Oh man I am totally crushing over this girl.

>> No.1108358

>>1108355
Of course, idiot--and the one you sent.

>> No.1108359

I have nude photographs from multiple angles of my sister's friend and my friend's girlfriend that they sent to me for an art project.
Bitches love valkyries.
So to answer your question, no, I'm not.

>> No.1108360

>>1108355
Obiously. Does the expression "Pics, or it didn`t happen" mean anything to you?

>> No.1108361

>>1108358

I can only find the one I received (sent it a while ago)

Hey (Anon)-

I never liked that Hume cartoon much, I made it back when I was taking official requests and was strapped for time working 15 hour days/14 day shifts. I promised to make a Hume cartoon and rushed it out without knowing too much about him just to get it done. This was long before cartooning was my actual job, and so I am not too fond of the earlier ones. But some I still like and have their charms, and what is done and up is done and up, and I am ok with that too.

live and learn!

-Kate

>> No.1108364

post e-mail or never happened

>> No.1108367

>>1108361
>1 response on comic quality
>implying that's not just an artist talking about her work

lol, I hope you're not trying to get in her pants by doing that. It's just good public relations to answer question e-mails.

>> No.1108368

>>1108361
Wow, I'm so jealous.
Wait a minute, that was absolutely nothing.

>> No.1108365

>>1108361

Pffft you're not Kate Beaton. Kate Beaton would know that her earlier stuff was the best and cartoons like 'Duchamp makes breakfast' would be hilarious even if they were stick figures.

Though the faces you draw really add a ton and I was wondering how you... or whether or not you... *gush*
*biting wrapped up sleeve*

eeeeeeeeeee

>> No.1108373

OP here, listen. We're on first name terms

I'm closer than you guys are at the moment. You jelly

You think she will mind if I emailed her a photo of my penis?

>> No.1108383

>>1108373
It's clear from her email that she expects it.

>> No.1108389
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>>1108383

you think this will be suffice?

>> No.1108396

>>1108389
> this will be suffice
> putting pleasure to places

My dear, literate Kate would never stoop so low.

>> No.1108406

>>1108396

don't you think it's passionate?

>> No.1108428

>>1108389
please inform us of the reply after you have sent this poetry

>> No.1108432

who?

>> No.1108434

>>1108432
GET.OUT.