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What would happen if you put The One Ring on your dick?

>> No.11076654

"Realistically", it would probably function the same as putting it on your finger.

>> No.11076658

>>11076654
Haven't read the thing or watched the movie .
Does the ring just make you invisible ?

>> No.11076660

>>11076651
it would fall off

>> No.11076661

You'd jizz wraiths

>> No.11076662

>>11076658
Since only Sauron can really wield it, yeah pretty much.

>> No.11076665

>>11076651
gollum bites that off instead

>> No.11076666

>>11076651
What if it got stuck and you had to dip your dick in mount Doom?

>> No.11076670

>>11076666
>quads
This thread ends here^

>> No.11076685

>>11076651
If you used it as a cock ring would your cum be invisible?

>> No.11076723

>>11076666
nice digits; lava castration confirmed necessary

>> No.11076729

Sauron would get to see your pee-pee.

>> No.11076736
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>>11076651
Not much, it's practically invisible anyway

>> No.11076782

>>11076658
All these retards saying it would make you invisible have obliously either only wached the movies or are speed readers. The one ring makes frodo and bilbo (and all hobbits) invisible cause it magically boosts your natural talents, hobbits are really good at hiding and going unnoticed (so much so that its mentioned that by standing still at thr side of the road they could easily mergebwith the folliage and dodge any human caravan, much how they scaped from the ring wraits).

In your case since you visit /lit/ like the rest of us it would probably only make you more insuferable and hopefully also more ambitious.

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>>11076651
This desu

>> No.11076794

>>11076782
This isn't true because Isildur was human and it made him invisible. They can wear the ring but not wield it's power.

>> No.11076804

>>11076794
To add to this, it also made Smeagol invisible and his race predates Hobbits.

>> No.11076807

>>11076736
underrated

>> No.11076816

>>11076804
One that must predate a race really good at hiding must be really good at lurking and getting close without being noticed, so it makes sense.

In regard of the human, maybe he was a coward.

Haven't read the book, I'm just assuming things.

>> No.11076826

>>11076816
The ring won't work for anyone but Sauron and perhaps Wizards, but Tolkien himself said that the ring would eventually overcome them. The ring is more or less useless and deceives you into thinking it is a source of power, so that it can gain control over you.

>> No.11076827

>>11076794
Wrong, it was not specifed that he became invisible, it said something along the lines of "and by no man upon the Middle-earth was he ever seen again" which makes sense since he was killed by orcs after fleeing.

>>11076804
>predates hobbits
Nigga, are you serious, he was a fucking hobbit m8.

>> No.11076829

>>11076827
>Gollum, originally known as Sméagol (or Trahald), was at first a Stoor, one of the three early Hobbit-types.

>>11076827
He was invisible when he leaped into the water and the ring slipped from his hand and the orcs saw him and shot him with arrows

>> No.11076857

>>11076651
Would Sauron sense its power?

>> No.11076859

>>11076829
I dont see how anything you've said here invalidates my claim, seems to me that you are convinced it makes humans invisible only because the 9 rings givem tiothe human kings had the ability to make them "unseen under the sun".

>> No.11076906

>>11076658
It does so if you are a low tier life form like a hobbit or weak human.

The invisibility is kind of just a side effect of its actual function. It pushes you further into the spiritual realm, that's why you disappear from most people's sight, though beings that exist in both realms can still see you to a varying degree.

Ring Wraiths for instance had that thing happening to them to a lesser degree over a longer period of time by their own lesser rings so they can see you even if you have the ring on. If you watch the first movie then you will see that elves and ring wraiths have a more clear pronounced appearance in the spiritual realm than other beings because they live in both realms at all times. It is implied in the story that strong elves might be able to wield the rings power. The wizards, as the strongest beings in middle earth besides Sauron could too.

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dicks are gay boi not kool

>> No.11077888

>>11076651
Phimosis