/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11072454]

How do I get a gf and what're some books that will help me get a gf?

[Anonymous No.11072518]

12 rules for life
48 laws of power
How to win friends and influence people
The art of not giving a fuck

[Anonymous No.11072521]

>>11072454
Have you tried talking to them?

[Anonymous No.11072546]

Schopenhauer :)

[Anonymous No.11072550]

>>11072521
What next anon, being able to maintain eye contact?

[Anonymous No.11072877]

>>11072454
The Game

But the reality is that you have to first understand, what is it that prevents you from getting a gf.
We don't know, what is your problem. Is it looks, is it your approach techniques, or is it getting friendzoned?

[Anonymous No.11072882]

>>11072546
Well actually.
Schopenhauer's The art of being happy, is very effective.

[Anonymous No.11072897]

I wrote an entire post, but then i realised that you're competition.

Err... >>11072518 this. Throw in some Ayn Rand and Mein Kampf. Girls will love you instantly.

[Anonymous No.11072918]

>>11072518
If I buy these books will I get a complimentary fedora?

[Anonymous No.11072939]

No books will help, just try to engage with her as a person, even if she's flawed, not just an object of conquest

also buy flowers

[Anonymous No.11072943]

>>11072518
>>11072877
>>11072546

the absolute state of /lit/

[Anonymous No.11072949]

Honestly, unless you are rich, physically attractive, or very astute socially, it's never going to happen.

[Anonymous No.11072960]

>>11072518
> Literally the most normie self help trash that exists

[Anonymous No.11072992]

>>11072939
>try to engage with her as a person
>also buy flowers

[Anonymous No.11072995]

just be urself

[Brainlet Anon No.11073113]

>>11072943
>doesn't give any advice just complains about /lit/
do you have anything usefull to contribute?

[Anonymous No.11073153]

How about you simply date your books? Books are engaging. Books require minimal upkeep. Books look good in your home. Books will expand your vision of the Universe. Good books make you a better man and are easily acquired. Bad books can easily be forgotten and thrown out of your life.

[Anonymous No.11073196]

Tee-hee

[Anonymous No.11073202]

>>11072454
Book of Pook

[Anonymous No.11073623]

>>11072521
About what?

[Anonymous No.11073626]

>>11073623
pynchon

[Anonymous No.11073749]

>>11073626
>talking about books with girls
Op clerly asked about how to get a gf, not how to get yourself into the friendzone.

[Anonymous No.11073754]

>>11072521
Yeah, I dare say I can put the charm on but I'm too much of a pussy to ask them out

[Anonymous No.11073813]

1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive

No book will directly help though being well-educated can be a plus if you're already attractive.

[Anonymous No.11073926]

>>11072992
Christ, who the fuck invited this fucking illiterate gook cartoon poster?

[Anonymous No.11073937]

>>11072939
Fucking boomers.
You need to go back to the reddit containment boards.

[Anonymous No.11073950]

>>11072939
Absolutely don't do that. It means going straight to the friendzone at best, at worst you'd pass for a creep.

[Anonymous No.11073961]

>>11072518
I think it's time to accept reality.
Pray for the collapse. At least 5 times a day. Stock up on good wine and liquor, find a castle in the woods to stockpile food and ammo, and then wait for WWIII. Some fine ladies will be glad to adorn your castle then.

[Anonymous No.11073967]

>>11072454
be tall, handsome and built (not fat and vaguely athletic), also be white and not a sperg and have friends and some wealth, even if its your parents’

[The Red Barron No.11074101]

Let them come

[Anonymous No.11074114]

>>11072454
>a gf
spookiest thing ever. fucking degenerates.
either get a fuckbuddy or a wife.