I'm about to drink coffee black for the first time wish me luck /lit/

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Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:02:02 2018 No.11066388 [Reply] [Original]

I'm about to drink coffee black for the first time

wish me luck /lit/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:03:54 2018 No.11066399 >>11066388 Should be good. I took a break from coffee for a while then had a large, black cup. Walked around the garden in the sun and it was like euphoria or something.

>>	The Red Barron Fri Apr 27 22:09:23 2018 No.11066412 Start with just milk (no sugar) before black, it'll ease the terrible and lazy transition a little

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 22:14:49 2018 No.11066425 I've only ever drank it black. It's so good. I don't drink it everyday because it makes my heart beat fast. It also makes me take a huge shit. I drink a nice cup every week or so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:39:25 2018 No.11066749 You know what they say: once you go black, you never go back. To this day I'm surprised to see my wife slurping on anything other than a Big Black Coffee

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:41:06 2018 No.11066755 Why is /lit/ so obsessed with coffee?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:45:59 2018 No.11066771 File: 44 KB, 569x506, 1403444676430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11066388 >been 103 minutes since OP and still no update

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:46:18 2018 No.11066777 >>11066425 thats the secret to coffee, it not only wakes you up but also gets your morning turd rolling. i cant consider people who dont drink coffee to be adults, unless they're some kind of oriental tea sipper

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:51:30 2018 No.11066797 Get your book ready OP, its about to go down!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:57:05 2018 No.11066819 >>11066388 Assam tea masterrace

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 23:57:25 2018 No.11066822 >>11066771 OP is not here, OP is wilfully lost, currently strolling in the fields of the caffeine experience like Bambi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 00:03:21 2018 No.11066842 >>11066755 In my mind there's nothing comfier than sitting down after getting home from work with muh book and a hot coffee. I can sit down with just the book but it lacks some sort of comforting novelty that is seemingly intrinsic to a hot cup of Joe

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 00:04:08 2018 No.11066844 >>11066755 Because reading books at a cafe has been a meme for decades

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:07:04 2018 No.11067361 >>11066844 I've tried this, i liked it because i'm not alone, i can order a coffee/tea and there could be some cuties about, but dislike it because the noise prevents me from fully concentrating on the book.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:12:11 2018 No.11067371 >>11066388 >coffee black >not espresso meh

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:14:39 2018 No.11067378 File: 133 KB, 720x405, vvva.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw when run out of coffee i want to literally die

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:17:52 2018 No.11067386 >>11067378 then kill yourself and you'll never run out of coffee again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 03:19:22 2018 No.11067389 >>11066388 >He got memed into willfuly getting hooked on soft drugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 06:55:18 2018 No.11067828 >>11067389 >he doesn't do drugs out of curiosity

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 06:59:20 2018 No.11067838 >drinking coffee without any additives is somehow hard I don't get it, is this supposed to be impressive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:14:46 2018 No.11067862 >>11066388 >black coffee absolutely disgusting. The best and only way of drinking coffee is unsugared espressos

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:31:48 2018 No.11067898 >>11066388 Why does coffee make me shit so intensely? Is it a laxative or is it fibre: the hot drink? What is the reason for this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:32:50 2018 No.11067899 >>11066777 I almost exclusively drink water.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:34:43 2018 No.11067906

>>11066755

Literature and coffee seem to almost go hand-in-hand. You can find coffee shops in a lot of major chain bookshops.

I'm a Starbucks pleb, but I love myself a caramel macchiato in the morning. There's a Starbucks in my train station so I get a coffee on the go before work

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:42:05 2018 No.11067918 File: 15 KB, 644x800, wojak-numale.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11067906 But you do that before or after prepping the bull?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:48:39 2018 No.11067937 >>11066777 Nice trips, but you should be having enough fibre in your diet that you don't need coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 07:55:48 2018 No.11067954 >>11067918 what a funny jest anon you sure showed me huh dang

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:01:36 2018 No.11067969 >>11066412 this is how i always take my coffee, truly the patrician's choice

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:10:23 2018 No.11067986 >>11067371 this is this an american thing

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:10:57 2018 No.11067988

>>11066755
>>11067906

This. Coffee is the non-alcoholic beverage of choice for any who would aspire to the literary life.

Two heavy hitters I can enlist off the top of my head:

>Emmanuel Kant
Drank a *lot* of coffee. When he didn't have a cup for a while he became distraught and would cry "I am drowning!"
This was the sign for his servants to bring him a new cup of coffee molto pronto.
When he saw it arriving he would cry "Land! My dear friends, I see land!!"

>J.S.Bach
He didn't write much "light" music but one such piece was a little comic opera called the "Coffee Cantata", about a woman whose stern father forbids her to drink coffee.
It includes the heart-rending lyrics:

>Father sir, but do not be so harsh!
>If I couldn't, three times a day,
>be allowed to drink my little cup of coffee,
>in my anguish I will turn into
>a shrivelled-up roast goat.

>Ah! How sweet coffee tastes,
>more delicious than a thousand kisses,
>milder than muscatel wine.
>Coffee, I have to have coffee,
>and, if someone wants to pamper me,
>ah, then bring me coffee as a gift!

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 08:58:06 2018 No.11068125

I get snarlingly angry after three cups and start biting my nails.
I put it down to a combination boost of both testosterone and glutamate.

It'd probably be useful if I ever needed to groom or clean something with extreme prejudice, but until that day comes, I'm avoiding coffee.

Actually, now that I think about it, angry obsessive grooming describes the editing process pretty well. So I suppose I'll save it for then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:09:15 2018 No.11068164 >>11068125 >he doesn't balance it with L-theanine pathetic

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:15:31 2018 No.11068185 >>11067969 Does wittle babby want some creamy-weamz too? I'll get you a babyccino to ease you into real milky-wilky, sweet coffee!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:17:46 2018 No.11068195 >>11067371 Espresso can be worse than black coffee from a coffee filter gadget (e.g. hand press), but that's depending on the machine. My mother's espresso machine makes coffee that's too hot, its burnt taste is savoury in one's mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:20:45 2018 No.11068203 >>11066388 I smoked a cigarette for the first time today am I going to die?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 09:39:43 2018 No.11068293 File: 53 KB, 472x594, Coffee Women.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11068185 >>11067969

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:30:11 2018 No.11068614 >>11067898 it's a stimulant. unfortunately, i can't provide you with information as to why stimulants make you shit so you'll just have to do the research yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:31:12 2018 No.11068618 >>11068164 >he doesn't use GoCubes like a Silicon Valley demigod

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:37:39 2018 No.11068640

>>11067988
>one such piece was a little comic opera called the "Coffee Cantata", about a woman whose stern father forbids her to drink coffee.

Coffee shops only started spreading in Europe after Jan Sobieski broke the siege of Vienna and the fleeing Turks left behind massive quantities of coffee beans. The coffee 'culture' was (perhaps rightly) seen as expanding Turkish influence in Europe. I could imagine that if Houellbeq was alive back then he would have been writing something similar to the what the Coffee Cantata's father says.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:47:33 2018 No.11068671 >>11066399 is it really that good? i've only even had it with milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 11:52:42 2018 No.11068680 File: 76 KB, 726x1024, AFC4B4ED-BDD4-4B01-937F-32D8FC913702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > tfw can’t get into coffee because it’s too bitter

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:14:45 2018 No.11068736 >>11068164 I've tried taurine with it. The result was amazing chillness and a general sense of satisfaction, but not much focus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:41:16 2018 No.11068850 >>11066388 your poo will be turned black. wishing you luck when you check it tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 12:42:58 2018 No.11068857 >>11068203 Smoking doesnt grant you immortality. You will die some day or the other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:15:13 2018 No.11068970 >>11067361 You don’t do it to actually read, you do it to show everyone how intelligent and bohemian you are

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:16:33 2018 No.11068979 File: 633 KB, 2048x1333, 7A1B37BE-1D43-4FA3-859E-37C414E3A08C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11067988 >not black tea Proust and Dosto would like a word with you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:17:57 2018 No.11068980 >>11068680 Have you tried not being a pansy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:19:03 2018 No.11068986 >>11068980 >>11068680 For real though it’s an acquired taste. Once you drink it enough you’ll wish it was more bitter.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:20:37 2018 No.11068992

On normal day basis I drink only coffee with small amount of milk.

I drink pure black coffee only before workout in gym. In some unexplained way I've convinced myself that it gives me better pump.

Either way I find coffee as a essential drink for human beings. Couldn't resign from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:27:03 2018 No.11069022 File: 94 KB, 500x500, kiss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm about to have sex with a black man for the first time Wish me luck, /lit/

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:32:20 2018 No.11069050

>>11067898
>>11068614
Actually recent studies have shown it’s not because of the stimulationg effects of the caffeine because decaf has the same effect but to a slightly lesser extent. They think it’s either one of the chemicals in it, the acidity or a combination of everything. Also it only has that effect on like 30-40% of people and drinking a lot of coffee every day can decrease its effect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:32:38 2018 No.11069053 >>11069022 Unless you are black as well, which the foto, that has been posted by you, doesn't imply, you are absolutely disgraceful

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:33:00 2018 No.11069058 >>11067898 aww man, everytime I drink a coffe with a cig in the morning I have to take a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:34:21 2018 No.11069065 >>11067906 You don't drink coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:38:34 2018 No.11069088 What an awful, awful thread. Kill yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:41:15 2018 No.11069103 >>11069088 All this coffee and you choose salt

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:42:53 2018 No.11069113 File: 169 KB, 435x419, 1511561470028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11067386 but then he will eternally run out of coffee

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 13:58:02 2018 No.11069193 >>11069053 Lol whatever, virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:01:13 2018 No.11069214 >>11069193 gay sex doesn’t count and if you’re a woman you’re not even sapient so go away either way, especially if you’re scheduling sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:02:09 2018 No.11069221 File: 275 KB, 600x726, Bimbo+should+ve+at+least+finished+middle+school+before+whoring+_c8a80be8a89a2c8e5f6ac829543d2286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11068986 Any suggestion? I've only been able to power through a mocha

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:07:50 2018 No.11069249 >>11069221 Maybe just do shots of espresso . Theyre like a dollar something at Starbucks. They’re extra bitter but you don’t have to sip them. I started to like black coffee when I needed the caffeine at work and they never had creamer

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:07:55 2018 No.11069250 i like my coffee with little bit of milk/sugar/butter/nesquik. God tier creamy taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:12:20 2018 No.11069269 >>11069214 Ok virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:16:18 2018 No.11069286 >>11066388 I used to smoke alot when I stayed in a hotel where I wasn't able to smoke (unless I paid extra) I binged on coffee never leaving the hotel that helped me quit smoking, the moral of the story here is I love coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:39:58 2018 No.11069378 File: 236 KB, 736x532, coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dont even TALK to me before my morning cup of joe :^) why was Balzac so cringe?

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:51:03 2018 No.11069417
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>wake up at 4:30AM
>pee, stretch, go downstairs
>drink 4 cups of dark roast coffee + splash of almond milk as I write my garbage novel at my desk
>get distracted by the sunrise coming through the window
>always have caffeine shakes but still repeat every morning

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:03:57 2018 No.11069468 >>11069417 >caffeine shakes before or after you drink?

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:48:47 2018 No.11069920

>>11066388
I love coffee. I have some every day even though I'm sensitive to the caffeine and it can sometimes it cause me to have trouble going to sleep.

I usually visit a local coffee shop once a week with my laptop and sit down in write while I'm there. It's funny because I'm usually the only one not using a MacBook and I'm a right-wing Trump supporter surrounded by Libshits. sometimes it feels like I'm undercover or something.

>>11066749
Anon are you sure it's coffee she's having? I think you might be getting cocked.

>>11067906
>Starbucks
That stuff tastes like dirt to me. I'm not above settling for cheap coffee but I put Starbucks at the bottom of the list. Any local delly will have better coffee for nearly half the price.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:36:56 2018 No.11070639 >>11066388 Good luck be safe!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:53:03 2018 No.11070713 >>11068195 cool your coffee before drink it then

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:24:52 2018 No.11070839 Coffee is for faggots, get yourself a cup of tea

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:34:01 2018 No.11070876 >>11066844 >decades café culture has been a literary lifestyle meme since the 1700s

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:37:26 2018 No.11070885 File: 30 KB, 300x250, 1501302402610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11069088 ssh..

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:48:49 2018 No.11070921 >>11070876 The 1700s were 31 decades ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:54:36 2018 No.11070946 File: 141 KB, 800x591, B4DFD940-1BDB-42E5-98C2-A1321B6BA17C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get on my level

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:02:08 2018 No.11070976 >>11070921 fair enough lad >>11070946 >consuming sugar

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:07:26 2018 No.11071000 >>11067899 This. True men drink only water. We drink for health, not for taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:09:19 2018 No.11071007 >>11070976 All great writers had a sweet tooth. Dostoyevsky hid candy and chocolate in his bedroom

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:10:47 2018 No.11071013 >>11071000 And then you begin to recognise the taste of water... Do you die?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:13:34 2018 No.11071021 >>11071013 No but it’s extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:14:20 2018 No.11071028 >>11071007 hot ziggety!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:27:06 2018 No.11071064 >>11071007 Chocolate is a patrician treat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:13:37 2018 No.11071463 >>11067371 This. When Americans say black coffee they either mean garbage instant coffee or that weird tasting watery shit like you get at McDonalds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 00:21:00 2018 No.11071756 What are good books about coffee?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 00:55:38 2018 No.11071884 >>11066388 good luck anon!

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 00:59:46 2018 No.11071900

Here is my new coffee idea and plan which i am about to realise.

Here is some of the reasoning/maths
If i buy;
1 coffee/day at $4.00(365days)= $1460

Though i prefer to drink 2 so its more double that cost $2920~/year spent on coffee.

A bag of 100 grams of pure caffeine powder will cost me $30, a basic micro-scale $50, gelatin capsules $12. 30+50+12= $82.

The standard amount of caffeine in the type of coffee that i have which is Large Cappuccino is 80mg.

100 grams is 100,000 milli grams.
80/100,000 = 1250.

Therefore the 100g bag of caffeine powder holds roughly 1250 coffee cup's worth of caffeine.

1250/365 = 3.42 That is enough caffeine for 3+ years with 1 coffee/day
1250/730 = 1.71 Or enough caffeine for nearly 2 years at 2 coffees/day
fee
$82/1250 = 0.0656, 6 cent/coffee.

I save a few thousand dollars every year.
Way of ingestion is by simply swallowing the capsule which contains 80mg of caffeine with a drink of water.
-No bad breath effect.
-No staining of teeth by coffee.
-I don't need to wait for it to cool down.
-I don't need to hope that a cafe is open nor look for one.
-Some extra $ saved.

Warning: A teaspoon of pure caffeine will kill you.

TL;DR: Save $1000-$2000/year by buying pure caffeine powder, weighing it carefully in capsules(Standard coffee is 80mg) that can be taken whenever with water.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:00:32 2018 No.11071902 >>11071463 When Americans say coffee they almost always mean drip brew.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:20:03 2018 No.11071997 >>11071902 Fair enough, people find that Im very particular with my coffee when really I only insist on quality fresh roasted beans ground immediately prior to brewing. In general Americans are terrified of the appearance of pretension or passion.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:24:38 2018 No.11072016 >>11071900 Cocaine is better for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:25:36 2018 No.11072022 >>11071900 Why don’t you just make your own coffee?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 01:58:55 2018 No.11072148 >"""drinking""" coffee >not just munching on coffee beans plebs, all of you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:23:31 2018 No.11072201 >>11067361 I find a steady amount of white noise makes it easier to concentrate, as long as you're not close enough to someone to make out their conversation it's good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:52:23 2018 No.11072281 >>11072148 this but unironically, chocolate covered espresso beans are top notch

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:53:26 2018 No.11072287 >>11069250 >butter >nesquik disgusting desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:54:25 2018 No.11072291 >>11066388 coffee is just brown liquid I use to potentiate amphetamine. Sometimes if I go without it I get headaches. Don't see the big deal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:54:40 2018 No.11072294 File: 55 KB, 976x643, 1518903812290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] morning espresso and park drive blues for me i like my coffee and durries like my clothes and my women strong, expensive and black

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:57:18 2018 No.11072305 >>11071463 The coffee you get at McDick's here in Canada is actually p. good, better than Timmie's imo

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 03:01:31 2018 No.11072321 File: 12 KB, 374x520, 1524868293137.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11069269 they always say "ok virgin." they never say "are you ok, virgin?"

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>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 03:15:55 2018 No.11072360 File: 29 KB, 400x558, 1520072010614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone ITT who doesn't take their coffee black and exclusively from a French Press is a faggot.

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 08:00:18 2018 No.11073041
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Its tea or bust. Post what you're sipping on. Pic related is Black Dragon Pearls. Slightly earthy, v nice sunday afternoon sipper.

>>11072360
>he can't into espresso
Caffetiere is the best choice for at home if you don't have 4 figures to drop on a decent espresso machine and grinder though tbf

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 09:02:40 2018 No.11073166 >>11066388 >he fell for the coffee meme it's 2018

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 09:20:17 2018 No.11073211 >>11067988 Wow that Kant anecdote might be the most autistic thing I'm going to read today. I love my man Immanuel, but he really is Aspergers the philosopher

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 09:23:03 2018 No.11073217 >>11072321 Keke

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 09:40:03 2018 No.11073249 Fellas I had my first Vietnamese coffee yesterday, I just woke up and I'm still buzzing. Coffee ain't never done me like that before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 10:37:34 2018 No.11073406 File: 658 KB, 1829x2143, IMG_20180429_073235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm about to have my first cup of the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 10:54:48 2018 No.11073461 >>11073406 based erasmus reader

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 11:51:06 2018 No.11073651 >>11073406 you dont leave coffee in the french press, its over-extracting. I hate when people take pictures like that because it looks nice reee

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 11:56:33 2018 No.11073669 File: 53 KB, 753x502, coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11072360 >>11073041 >not drinking turkish coffee like an actual patrician

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 11:59:35 2018 No.11073676 >>11067918 go back to /pol/ if you need somewhere to project your fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:04:16 2018 No.11073683 >>11066388 >he doesn’t drink espresso daily

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:08:46 2018 No.11073692

>>11073651
I generally only roast my coffee lightly, so some additional extraction isn't necessarily a bad thing. Besides, this is a small one-cup press; the remaining coffee didn't sit very long in the press.

Compared to a moka pot or an espresso maker, or even an overfilled drip machine like most people use, this is still much less extracted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:45:13 2018 No.11073790 >>11071900 Or just get an Adderall prescription. $10 a month if you take two a day. In the US. And I have shitty insurance

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:57:58 2018 No.11073842 >>11071021 You're a healthy guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 13:03:18 2018 No.11073863 File: 31 KB, 393x470, isis man thinking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does one have conversations with people at cafes? Is it okay to do it at chain stores or only at local shops?

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 13:04:04 2018 No.11073865
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>>11067988
>Drank a *lot* of coffee. When he didn't have a cup for a while he became distraught and would cry "I am drowning!"
>This was the sign for his servants to bring him a new cup of coffee molto pronto.
>When he saw it arriving he would cry "Land! My dear friends, I see land!!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 13:08:16 2018 No.11073884 >>11073865 https://biblioklept.org/2015/04/30/kants-coffee/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 13:32:31 2018 No.11074004 >>11067898 it irritates your intestines

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 13:33:15 2018 No.11074007 speaking off coffee i gotta take a helluva shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 13:37:52 2018 No.11074029 File: 39 KB, 328x499, 51nNM2HTzML._SX326_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw currently on a 30 day caffeine-free streak feels good

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 14:11:36 2018 No.11074164 Reminder that coffee tastes awful if it's too weak. Turkish > everything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 16:05:49 2018 No.11074556 goodluck

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 16:53:37 2018 No.11074724 >>11073669 delicious... now to spit out this mouthful of dirt and sand these idiots left in my drink

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 20:20:38 2018 No.11075416

>>11067988
>Drank a *lot* of coffee. When he didn't have a cup for a while he became distraught and would cry "I am drowning!"
>This was the sign for his servants to bring him a new cup of coffee molto pronto.
>When he saw it arriving he would cry "Land! My dear friends, I see land!!"
Lmao that's sick

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 20:27:51 2018 No.11075444 >>11067988 I can't find any evidence for the thing about Kant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 20:36:06 2018 No.11075461 >>11067899 based ascetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 04:15:23 2018 No.11076862 >>11067988 how often did kant have the shits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 04:20:35 2018 No.11076867 >>11076862 Constantly. Makes you look at his work differently when you realize that 90% of it was written while he was excreting massive voluminous turds from his ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:22:47 2018 No.11077439 >>11073669 What is the difference to regular coffee? (I know I’m a pleb, please enlighten me)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:26:22 2018 No.11077450 >>11074029 Fake and gay

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:33:51 2018 No.11077470

>>11067988
>Emmanuel Kant
>Drank a *lot* of coffee. When he didn't have a cup for a while he became distraught and would cry "I am drowning!"
>This was the sign for his servants to bring him a new cup of coffee molto pronto.
>When he saw it arriving he would cry "Land! My dear friends, I see land!!"
and he didnt say no homo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:35:40 2018 No.11077475 >>11067371 >meh find the nearest mirror and have a word with yourself mate

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:36:06 2018 No.11077477 >>11067361 If you live in a city and look around you can find a quieter place maybe

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:40:28 2018 No.11077489 >>11068125 m>>11068185 click the r****t tab before typing like that

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:42:44 2018 No.11077496

>>11067988
the kant thing is slightly off mark. the real story is more autistic. he wanted coffee right after dinner. the story about it comes from deQuincey (iirc). the drowning, the thalatta thalatta, etc are all true, but there's no evidence he drank a great volume of coffee. just that he needed it promptly served after his evening meal or it became a greek tragedy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:43:58 2018 No.11077501 >>11077475 meh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 08:50:12 2018 No.11077511 >>11077501 You've embarrassed yourself, your family and even worse, you've embarrassed me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 09:15:37 2018 No.11077585 >>11066749 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 09:22:39 2018 No.11077606 >>11067862 I use a bodum. 250g of decent coffe is priced at 3 eur. PLeanty of good coffee to be had. No sugar, never. I do love a good espresso, but they're impossible to make at home.

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