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>the door opens and an impenetrable mass of marajuana smoke spills from the room into the hall
>stumbling through the smoke, two shabby shapes reeking of bongwater emerge
>pic related is held aloft by one of the men as several unshaven hippy french girls, nude save for flimsy veils tied low about their waists and showing mounds of unwashed pubic hair ripe with pthirus pubis, crowd with narcotic idiocy about their ankles and take lazy drags from the remaining roaches
>"we've done it, groovy G!" wheezes the man with the more putrid fingernails as the weed haze languidly disperses
>"*cough cough* we've *hits bong again* saved western philosophy!"
>a gimp-suit wearing, aids-riddled Foucault appears and congratulates the two intrepid french thinkers
>somewhere, Lacan is giving his dick, shriveled by age and impotence, a final and thorough tugging before a crowd of baguette wielding students and communist card carrying intelligentsia who all give an enthusiastic yet appropriately sardonic applause that stretches into a hollow perpetuity, erupting into the final simulacrum of sound the World would ever know before its descent into cosmic schizophrenia

>> No.10988563

>>10988552
Nice

>> No.10988581

>>10988552
the community college 115 lit students won't appreciate this, but I will. Good work, anon

>> No.10988590

>>10988552
lol those silly french intellectuals, amirite?

>> No.10989862

>>10988552
fuck op truly is a faggot.

>> No.10991256

>pthirus pubis
google image search in hopes of seeing flaxen hairy hippy puss
>can't ungoogle

>> No.10991257

>>10991256
I'm scared

>> No.10991267

>>10988552
You went a little bit over the top, with the fingernails thing and the Lacan part. 7,5/10

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10991286

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10991360

absolute decadence

>> No.10991499

>>10988552
you forgot to mention the links to mk ultra and operation gladio

>> No.10991617

>hey guattari
>*coughs*
>*coughs some more*
>*keeps coughing*
>*stops coughing finally*
>h-hey bro what if knowledge
>what if it was like all connected bro
>what if it was like the roots of a tree instead of the branches
>*guattari turns to face him, eyes as red as his knob*
>dude

>> No.10991987

FELIX PASS THE BONG