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[Anonymous No.10988318]

If you replace every word that says ''god'' in the bible with ''Timmy''

How do you feel about Timmy?

[Anonymous No.10988326]

>>10988318
He sounds like an impressive dude

For you

[Anonymous No.10988328]

>>10988318
See, something this stupid has to be trolling.

[Anonymous No.10988330]

>>10988318
Praise the Timmy.

[Anonymous No.10988333]

Anthropomorphizing Timmy was a big mistake from the beginning. I'm more or less a monist but pretending that the universe is actually some big bearded faggot is just SAD

[Anonymous No.10988338]

>>10988333
>t. beardlet, probably has a patchy mustache, trips ignored

[Anonymous No.10988348]

>>10988318
go back to discord

[Anonymous No.10988352]

>>10988318
Fucking hate this nasty Jew

[Anonymous No.10988353]

>>10988333
You know that a real Timmy could be whatever the fuck He wants, incvluding making all of the heavens ever conceived of by sentient beings and playing as their respective Timmyhead figures.

[Anonymous No.10988354]

>>10988338
>If you were actually a man with a beard you would realize that the universe is also a man with a beard, trips ignored

[Anonymous No.10988362]

>>10988326
Timmy shall arise, his enemies shall be scattered.

But you. O Timmy, ''laugh at them; you hold all the nations in derision. O my strength. I will watch for you for you, O Timmy, are my fortress. My Timmy in his steadfast love will meet me; Timmy will let me look in triumph on my enemies

[Anonymous No.10988365]

>>10988353
I would tend to agree with this, but the logical endpoint of that argument is that Timmy is no more a skygrandpa than he is any other arbitrary object picked from your repertoire of familiar mundane objects

[Anonymous No.10988374]

>>10988365
>he doesn't recognize the possibility of recognizing the divine in everything, but only in those things and places his culture has told him should be divine

>>10988354
yes, that's right.

>>10988353
this is also correct.

[Anonymous No.10988387]

>>10988374
how does "recognizing the divine in everything" logically equate to an anthropomorphized, proper noun'd God?

[Anonymous No.10988391]

>>10988387
Man is the measure of all things, especially his projection of God.

[Anonymous No.10988398]

>>10988365
>>10988374
Basically, yeah, the endpoint of all known religions is that Timmy is Everywhere, Everyone, and Everything, All of reality, and we are just projections, dreams of infinity being explored by Timmy and played out, and since we are all Timmy, we have the power of Timmy inside all of us, and we can use that to make the world (Timmy) a better place to live, which is just Timmy acting out His Will through our paradoxically autonomous puppet bodies.

[Anonymous No.10988404]

>>10988391
>he quotes Protagoras 2k+ years later

[Anonymous No.10988405]

>>10988387
You need animism. Seriously, it was the first religion for a reason, and will probably be the last.

[Anonymous No.10988422]

>>10988391
tfw you start with the Greeks but get bored and quit after the Sophists

[Anonymous No.10988427]

>>10988404
It makes sense if you're a Jungian.

[Anonymous No.10988433]

>>10988354
The cosmic filter is no laughing matter, Brother.
Our Luna nerves go out of sync at night.

Vedic texts, Teachings of the Kundalini

[Anonymous No.10988441]

>>10988433
is that like the lunar lattice my guy

[Anonymous No.10988469]

>>10988441
Precisely! Men and Women are inherently different, we seem to gain our unique attributes from the Sun and Moon respectively. Males form a connection with the Sun in our solar plexus located on the top of the skull, and Women are more in tune with the Lunar Cylce (a basis of menstruation).
At night, out Luna nerves in the chin (same location for women) become connected to the Moon, and will put us into a shifting, unfounded set of mind. We begin to forget our principles and stability, giving into the power of the La Luna.

[Anonymous No.10988478]

>>10988469
>the La Luna
I'm not claiming to be fluent in psude, but even I see that error. Opps.

[Anonymous No.10988535]

>>10988398
I like that Timmy. That Timmy feels real.
Then hell is on the earth and all the infectious anti-Timmy Timmies are here

All Timmies that focus on not significantly Timmy oriented things like Timmy bread fall out of favor with Timmy because Timmy is also a literal Timmy construction made by all Timmies subliminally because all Timmies are one even though they are on completely different paths in the Timmy food chain and the construction of the Timmy pyramid. Some Timmies don't want to make the Timmy pyramid to create a pure Timmy. Yet those Timmies can't avoid it. As they are Timmy and the Timmy pyramid was already made and destined to be soon as Timmy was. If they aren't the Timmy bread or the Timmy caster oil or the Timmy yeast of the Timmy pyramid... they will be the Timmy sand of which other Timmies may grow and sit upon to know the value of a more whole Timmy to create

[Anonymous No.10988562]

>>10988318
Where wast thou when Timmy laid the foundations of the earth?

[Anonymous No.10988576]

>>10988333
Anthropomorphising the god of the Bible is a MODERNIST HERESY

[Anonymous No.10988584]

>>10988576
uh dipshit Yahweh had feet and hands and nostrils he breathed angrily out of

even the new testament god has a "right hand"

[Anonymous No.10988599]

>>10988584
If all are not his hands and nostrils he is no god of mine

[Anonymous No.10988602]

>>10988599
cause you worship a demon

[Anonymous No.10988609]

>>10988602
Anon if you think god is not all and one then you are subject to the devil

[Anonymous No.10988612]

I did not choose to believe in Timmy. I was elected by Timmy.

[Anonymous No.10988614]

>>10988535
This Timmy gets it.

[Anonymous No.10988623]

>>10988584
Like we said above, why couldn't Timmy show Himself to shepherds as a big bearded man?

[Anonymous No.10988624]

God is never mentioned in the Bible. Lord, and Father appear often.

[Anonymous No.10988646]

>>10988624
I sitting here with a bible beside me. ''God'' is everywhere on every page.

thank you for showing me that this website is full of lies and devil work. goodbye 4chan

[Anonymous No.10988681]

If you change the context of something, the meaning changes

What an insightful insight!

[Anonymous No.10988693]

>>10988681
Say something meaningful, Timmy.

[Anonymous No.10988694]

>>10988333
Doesn't genesis literally start with Timmy making man in his own image?

[Anonymous No.10988696]

>>10988694
Timmy, this is bad form.

[Anonymous No.10988701]

>>10988318
>TIMMY AND THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD

[Anonymous No.10988710]

>>10988701
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT TIMMY.

[Anonymous No.10988722]

>>10988693
Fuck you.