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1098538 No.1098538 [Reply] [Original]

OK mom, I need to stock up on my summer reading list...here's a list of all the books I need you to purchase for me...*hands list of 10 or so classics/epics*

6 hours later....

"Here they are, sweetie. All the books you asked for!"

>mfw 9 of them are books by the same author, yet not the same title. the last is the one I wanted, but a MODERN FUCKING INTERPRETATION WITH EXTENDED DIALOGUE AND AUTHOR'S OPINION + COMPARISON CONTRASTING GUIDELINE ON IN DEPTH UNDERSTANDING OF THE CULTURE AND LITERATURE SURROUNDING IT.

fuck your shit.

>> No.1098539

Why don't you buy your own damn books?

>> No.1098547

>>1098539
Because I don't fucking want to. Sue me.

>> No.1098548

Wow OP your mom can't read and you're too dumb to go shopping youself, have a nice life bro.

>> No.1098556

I am OP's mom :(

>> No.1098560

>>1098547
Then you shouldn't complain when she gets you all the wrong shit.

>> No.1098589

Oh no! Maybe you could get a job and buy your own shit. Maybe you could have just given her the ISBNs of the shit you wanted so there was no room for misinterpretation of what you wanted. Maybe you're a whiny little bitch who doesn't understand how good he has it.

Now why doesn't the whiny little bitch wander off and thank his mother for all the years of bullshit she's gracefully put up with from the whiny little bitch with an entitlement complex?

>> No.1098598

ENJOYING SUCKING OF YOUR MOTHER'S TIT?

>> No.1098603

OFF*

:)

GOOD THING I STUDY ACCOUNTING AND NOT SOME ARTS SUBJECT.

>> No.1098613

>>1098589
i'm inclined to agree. methinks you already knew that your folks were sub-literate. if they don't know better than to look titles up by author, you knew that already. it's not THEIR fault they weren't taught properly, it's YOUR fault to know better and not explain it to them. ISBNs FTW, bitch-ass.

>> No.1098627
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1098627

The Iliad
The Odyssey
The Aeneid
War and Peace
The Divine Comedy
Beowulf
Faust
Paradise Lost

>> No.1098651

Wish my mom bought me stuff.

Or was still alive

;_;

>> No.1098660

>>1098627
Anna Karenina > War and Peace

>> No.1098951

>>1098538
Wow, you're an inconsiderate cock! Your kindly mother went to the trouble to buy you some books, and ungrateful shit that you are, you deride her over the internet because she didn't get you exactly the right ones. Yeah, OP, fuck HER shit. She's the one with the problem. Asshole.

>> No.1098967

>>1098538
>MODERN FUCKING INTERPRETATION WITH EXTENDED DIALOGUE AND AUTHOR'S OPINION + COMPARISON CONTRASTING GUIDELINE ON IN DEPTH UNDERSTANDING OF THE CULTURE AND LITERATURE SURROUNDING IT.
GAAHHH I hate that. I just want to read the damn book you niggers, do that articles separately and stop filling fifty pages with your handjobs to the author