/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.10976845]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like hamilton.

You: Oh cool

You: I'm reading The Federalist Papers

Stranger: oml

Stranger: thats nice

You: yep, so what do you like about Hamilton?

You: As opposed to Madison or Jay?

Stranger: um

Stranger: im confused, either because i suck at english or because im dumb

Stranger: but i like hamilton bc its history AND a musical

You: Right, yeah, good music, yep. So who was your favorite founding father?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: tough question

Stranger: gonna have to go withhhh

Stranger: Ben Cohen

Stranger: wbu

You: He wasn't a founding father

Stranger: he is a founding father

Stranger: of Ben and Jerry's

You: ....

Stranger: :)

You: I was talking about America

You: Not a company that makes the fat proletariat even fatter

Stranger: idk what that means bc my english is bad

Stranger: but ben and jerry's is great dude

You have disconnected.

What do we do about America's educational system?

[Anonymous No.10977077]

Nothing, China or Russia will become the next superpower everyone will end up despising instead of the US soon.
US will have a civil war, splitting into two. Brazil 2.0 and Europe 2.0.

[Anonymous No.10977083]

>>10977077
>US will have a civil war, splitting into two

[Anonymous No.10977084]

I don't know man but it obviously didn't do you any good either. For one you cherry picked by choosing the topic Hamilton, knowing full well it's a popular musical on Broadway, when you really meant Alexander Hamilton. So why didn't you set your topic as Alexander Hamilton to avoid confusion? Also the person clearly isn't a native English speaker. So they didn't go through the American education system.

[Anonymous No.10977090]

>>10977083
Do not question my intellect you silly ant

[Anonymous No.10977103]

>>10977090
Wind up in a ditch, assclown.