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I'm turning into a sexless 30 year old in a few years. I'm afraid that by itself, being a 30 year old virgin won't give me super powers, but maybe Hegel will give me clairvoyant superpowers. Anyone can testify?

I want to have meme powers like Zizek or Saddler.

>> No.10974527

>>10974387
The only superpower you receive when turning into a 30 year old virgin is the ability to see the truth: You're a fucking loser and a failure in life.

t. 30 yo kvfag

>> No.10974532

>>10974387
>>10974527
why don't you just have sex?

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10974542

>>10974387
>>10974527
>>10974532
>wanting to have sex
plens

>> No.10974543

>>10974532
I want to, but i want magical powers first

>> No.10974621

>>10974542
once you try it you can decide if you want to do it more

>>10974543
robert graves remained a virgin throughout wwi because he thought it'd keep him alive and it worked

>> No.10974623
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10974623

Used the updated version please.

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>>10974623
Use the better meme please.