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>be me
>be a 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to pub, club, or party
>after weeks of procrastinating instead of doing anything productive I spent 30 minutes during the early morning learning maths
>wasn't tortuous like I expected
>wake up at 9.30 am
>read 30 pages of Atlas Shrugged which was boring as fuck but feel relieved when I realise I have 300 pages left instead of 360
>feel pathetic because I don't have the balls to just give up on it (the pseuds would persecute me if I did)
>skip the gym because of tiredness
>eat a healthy meal at home instead of junk food for the first time in over two weeks
>have job interview for part time weekend job (have full time job which requires almost no effort but pay too much for rent, junk food, and coffee)
>don't go because of laziness and feeling pathetic about working minimum wage job
>leave flat to go in to central London to walk around, feel sad about life, and drink coffee
>feel like walking through the scenes of yesterday's trauma
>go to Whitechapel and walk through Whitechapel road
>go afterwards to Shoreditch, expecting a similarly empty place
>still teeming with hipster Chads and Staceys in the prime of their lives
>walked around, feeling like a shitty stain but it was raining so I could hide in my jacket
>left after a short time with nothing to do, just walked a bit
>currently drinking coffee
>will maybe mark my future frugality, healthy eating, and hard work with a final binge when I go back to my flat

>> No.10971110

The Dialectics of Inceldom by Londonfrog

>> No.10971111

When will you finally kys Londonfrog?

>> No.10971116

>>10971102
based

>> No.10971120

>>10971102
based god

>> No.10971144

>>10971102
>Atlas Shrugged
Why would you waste your time on a Jewess? Her philosophy is laughable.

>> No.10971155

>>10971144

For the pseud cred. I know that people hate atlas shrugged but it gives pseud cred. The pseuds will kill me in my sleep if I choose to read what I enjoy

>> No.10971220

>>10971155
Dubs on dubs? LFP a masochist? But of course!
>love ya regardless, dude. cheers!

>> No.10971508

Bump

>> No.10971518

The binge I had last night was inspired by you, Londonfrog. You're my hero and I love you.
*Why Can't We Be Friends? by War starts playing*

>> No.10971550

Good job londonfrog 30 pages, now you’re reading like a high schooler!

>> No.10971558

Today I will pray for Londonfrog's deliverance.

>> No.10971571

>>10971102
I still don't understand why you always say "never been to pub, club, or party." Go to a pub by yourself to feel sad about life, it's easier.

>> No.10971579

>>10971102
Does this guy live off Momma May neetbux or something? Otherwise how does he afford to live in central London just scraping away a minimum wage existence (even though it requires no effort)? This guy is a phony, a great big phony.

>> No.10971619

>>10971579
he has some easy ass bureaucratic job that pays what would be decent wages anywhere except overpriced ass london apparently

but let me add samethign as op happened to me last night, i foolishly walked through a restaurant and bar area in the nyc metro and there were so many white dudes in peacoats with gfs in hooker makeup and really high high heels, i was like damn man i should i have majored in finance too so i can wear a peacoat from mr porter and have a gf with stripper make-up to blow me after buying her a 50 dollar plate of spaghetti....but i majored in some gay shit so i had to walk around in circles listening to music and then went home

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10971635

>mfw I realize londonfrog has a better life and is more succesful than I am because he at least still reads books and is also a popular board personality

>> No.10971641

>>10971619
>a bureaucratic job in London
Londonfag are you British or some kind of Muslim nigger? I need to know if I should pity you or tell you to kill yourself