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10951742 No.10951742 [Reply] [Original]

It saddens me that I'll never write a sentence as flat-out awesome as this cover blurb.

>> No.10951793

Damn, this looks kinda good.

>> No.10951992

"Ah! My garment is rent by thy hand, Sir! verily, my bodice thou hast ripped full open to the gaze of all eyes that wouldst now know its plump fruit as familiar as they know that of their own orchards. Alas! I am at thy mercy!"

>> No.10952052

>>10951992
commentsucceededindivertingbloodflowtomyphallus/10

>> No.10952057
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>>10951742

>> No.10952065
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>>10951992

>> No.10952111

That is the expression of a man who came in his trousers

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>>10951742
>tfw will never tromp around europe and the american colonies, having my way with fashionable coquettes and fathering scores upon scores of illegitimate children in an era centuries before child support

>> No.10952170

>>10952155
literally nothing is stopping anyone from doing this now

>> No.10952173

>>10952170
>what is birth control, child support, and social media

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>>10952173
what dost thou mean?

>> No.10952204

>>10952185
Unless you're fucking the lowest of the low odds are very slim nowadays that you'd be able to get more than one or two illegitimate kids nowadays (assuming you're just casually fucking and not doing shit like agreeing that you want to have kids in a long term relationship and then backing out). She'd either take birth control or get an abortion. Failing that, you'd be forced into child support or outed on social media for being a manwhore before you could rack up highscores of 20-50 like I'm sure some men were able to achieve in the 18th century

>> No.10952224

>>10952204
Wait, so the point of it for you is leaving a trail of fatherless children and not just fucking sloots? Das fucked bruh.

>> No.10952249

>>10952204
Thou wouldst never be outed on so called "social media" for being a roguish Libertarian if one simply never proscribed to said "social media". As for the bastard offspring let us suppose thou art able to fornicate with 1 out of every 3 comely lasses (and not so comely let us not shit ourselves) then 1 out of three of those probably have ways and means of aborting the pregnancy then for ever 9 comeley lasses fornicat'd one is for sure to bear a child then one merely has to fornicate with 90 lasses to field enough to field a new fangled american baseball team (probably a decent hurler in there, too). though are not pursuing hard enough, remember sloth is a sin

>> No.10952595

>>10952249
>roughish Libertarian
Uh, it's "libertine," not "libertarian." Totally different meaning.

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>>10952595

>> No.10952645

>>10952613
Hey, it's a simple fact. The Marquis de Sade (for example) was a libertine, but there's no way in hell that anyone can argue that he was libertarian.

>> No.10952864

>>10952249
But "proscribing" social media is exactly what you would want to do.

>> No.10952873

>>10952224
You can't call yourself a lover without bastard lovechildren to prove it m8