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Anonymous Mon Apr 2 22:50:39 2018 No.10940816 [Reply] [Original]

>main character is an inanimate object

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 22:52:25 2018 No.10940823 File: 79 KB, 478x424, 1522672286995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Main character is a cat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 22:53:56 2018 No.10940829 File: 134 KB, 620x310, lambcropped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >it has a main character

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:09:10 2018 No.10940882 File: 65 KB, 450x450, 15B18737-49EB-4D6E-98F2-93844943D62C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the main character isn’t mentioned

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:11:34 2018 No.10940893 File: 32 KB, 600x350, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10940816 >main character is a moralist

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:12:11 2018 No.10940897 File: 581 KB, 600x249, screaming.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10940816 >el protagonista es el heroe de los chicos de soja

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:14:15 2018 No.10940907 File: 220 KB, 347x440, 1521674234906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >main character is a ghost

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:15:25 2018 No.10940912 >>10940897 >the protagonist is the hero of the soy boys why no English?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:15:54 2018 No.10940914 File: 220 KB, 1200x1650, monika-jagaciak-victoria-s-secret-swim-2014-by-turks-caicos_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >character 'is' an animate non-object

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:17:31 2018 No.10940922 >the character is my grandfather and the book is his dick in my ass bamboozled again by the jews

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:19:19 2018 No.10940933 >>10940829 >>10940882 Name three literature that does this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:19:45 2018 No.10940936 File: 29 KB, 454x387, Large+fats+cant+let+small+fats+have+victory+wheeze+_02b550a4bc3c7cd847ef2ddb8e4474d4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10940922

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:20:17 2018 No.10940940 File: 485 KB, 614x1042, 1506030018313.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >author is an inanimate object

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:20:49 2018 No.10940943 >the main character is me and the book is my ass getting railed by a homeless black man in detroit the hebrews have flimflammed me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:24:52 2018 No.10940960 File: 763 KB, 500x275, thejewsdidthis.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10940922 >>10940943

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:25:34 2018 No.10940965 File: 142 KB, 1000x1241, 1501780836114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the character is a jew during the holocaust

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:26:38 2018 No.10940973 >>10940965 they don't call it "fiction" for nothing, amirite???

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:27:20 2018 No.10940978 >>10940816 There should be more books like this. Especially poems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:28:56 2018 No.10940989 >the main character is gay rape and the book is my ass the sneaky kahazars have rused me once more

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:30:35 2018 No.10940996 >>10940940 Impossible, otherwise it couldn’t be written

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:32:56 2018 No.10941004 >>10940973 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:37:00 2018 No.10941020 File: 332 KB, 533x536, 1521009349538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10940816 >The main character is writing the book you are reading

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:41:05 2018 No.10941030 File: 13 KB, 170x226, 170px-Franz_Kafka_1910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >main character is a bug

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:43:57 2018 No.10941045 >YOU are the main character

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:44:39 2018 No.10941049 >>10940816 You're an inanimate fucking object!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:45:00 2018 No.10941052 >>10941045 >>10941020 sounds like my diary desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:45:30 2018 No.10941056 >>10941045 If On A Winters Night A Traveler?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:46:23 2018 No.10941058 File: 26 KB, 320x320, IMG_20170902_191508_875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no main character

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 00:09:13 2018 No.10941145 >>10940978 The Cloud by Shelly is good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 00:10:17 2018 No.10941148 >>10941145 Thank you for the recommendation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 00:15:28 2018 No.10941160 >the main character is unamable

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 00:25:14 2018 No.10941206 >The main character can't hear or see things that (supposedly) aren't there

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 05:56:11 2018 No.10942102 File: 320 KB, 371x418, 1430051082322.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >multiple main characters that are not the main character but are

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 08:10:54 2018 No.10942473 File: 47 KB, 700x525, S A D B O I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >everyone else is a main character >you are the only side character

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 09:40:22 2018 No.10942712 File: 3.87 MB, 640x360, 1509557776231.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >main character is a Nazi prison guard who molests the POWs

Anonymous Tue Apr 3 09:43:47 2018 No.10942725

>>10940816
I wanted to write an experimental short story entitled : "I, autopsy of a goose".

The protagonist being the autopsy itself. It would be an experimentation of the usage of person since the story would be told from the perspective of a process of pre-determined duration.

I didn't get very far since i had difficulty deciding how the autopsy would refer to the doctors. Would they be referred to as a person would appendages/limbs? As foreign but necessary entities?

It all got a bit complicated. Not clever enough to be as pretentious as i'd like. :/

Good/bad idea though??

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 09:57:04 2018 No.10942772 File: 41 KB, 298x450, 779463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the main cast are sheep Surprisingly good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 10:25:51 2018 No.10942906 >>10942725 Thanks for the idea, I am writing on it right now! :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 10:26:14 2018 No.10942910 File: 18 KB, 326x326, 15227408738577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the main character has the same name as you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 10:27:23 2018 No.10942915 >>10942906 no pleeeaaase it's trademarked and copywritten. Also insert navy seals 300 confirmed kills on al qaeda copy-pasta.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 10:31:12 2018 No.10942936 >>10940816 >inanimate >clearly animate makes you thing

Anonymous Tue Apr 3 10:41:46 2018 No.10942979

>>10942915
Could be funny to write the whole thing using every letter as the first word of the navy seal copypasta.

>Warren is a master surgeon, he seems so concentrated and his face become grim every time he took his scalpel.
>He studied medicine after being in the armed forces, but he never told his pals what his trade was.
>All he said about it, was that it was a bloody mess in Afghanistan.
>The look of his eyes seemed like he send 300 al-Qaeda terrorist to death, just like this goose fat liver.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 11:03:35 2018 No.10943050 File: 72 KB, 768x432, 1521486466469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Main character is a loli

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 11:06:05 2018 No.10943061 File: 28 KB, 800x500, 310iyul8n3gqr9n0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10940816 >philosophy current revolves around inanimate objects

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 11:47:56 2018 No.10943274 File: 191 KB, 606x923, 20121129-203833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10941020 >The main character is writing about writing the book you are reading

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