>read a book >it's good Thank you book

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Anonymous Mon Apr 2 13:50:19 2018 No.10938352 [Reply] [Original]

>read a book
>it's good

Thank you book

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 13:51:30 2018 No.10938360 >read a book >it's shit >have to finish it because autism fuck you book

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:00:59 2018 No.10938392 What are some books? Nonfiction plox

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:01:11 2018 No.10938393 >read a book >it's bad >stop reading thank you, functional brain

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:05:01 2018 No.10938414 >read a book how do I stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:07:13 2018 No.10938429 >reading a book >can't put it down fuck you glue

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:08:24 2018 No.10938439 File: 59 KB, 1071x971, CN2FAgdUwAAJ3uZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >don't read books >post on /lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:25:09 2018 No.10938525 >>10938439 i do this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:27:19 2018 No.10938530 >>10938429 kek >>10938439 >turn off computer >read book instead >this is so much better why don't I do this all the time >finish chapter >go back to /lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:30:57 2018 No.10938554 >>10938530 wow are u me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:32:04 2018 No.10938562 >>10938352 >>10938439 fucking frogs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:32:34 2018 No.10938567 File: 17 KB, 882x758, 1492555950532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938352 >read a book >think it's good >post about it on /lit/ >turns out it's actually shit >everyone makes fun of you and calls you a plen

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:33:06 2018 No.10938573 >>10938562 beastiality is illegal in a lot of countries anon, why do u want this?

>>	Sage Mon Apr 2 14:34:12 2018 No.10938577 >>10938439 >afraid to post on /lit/ because if no one responds I'll be filled with anxiety wondering if I said something wrong and the whole board is mad at me or if I'm shadowbanned

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:35:15 2018 No.10938585 >>10938577 >leave sage in name field by accident and die a little inside because everyone will see Any books for this feel

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:36:25 2018 No.10938591 File: 45 KB, 540x405, Pepe Bookshop Mein Kampf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938352 What a fine, wholesome post. So shines a good deed in a naughty world. Thank you OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:37:54 2018 No.10938599 >>10938577 A healthy contempt for /lit/ (whilst accepting there are occasional well-informed/witty/creative posts) is the beginning of wisdom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:38:57 2018 No.10938604 >Read a book >In braille Thank you fingers Fuck you eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 14:47:35 2018 No.10938650 File: 29 KB, 512x510, 83ed455e391ac3618e0ac8307ca3a9cb[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >read a book on kindle >spend 5 minutes changing font and font size >adjust margins and spacing >read 1 page >close ereader >browse /lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 15:05:02 2018 No.10938753 >>10938352 I know right? Stoner is just perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 15:06:05 2018 No.10938758 >>10938567 >Being this plen

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 15:18:52 2018 No.10938841 File: 467 KB, 905x960, lit doesn't read.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938439

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 17:41:21 2018 No.10939533 >>10938577 >post on /lit/ with serious topic, but notice grievous spelling/grammar errors, and never check up on thread because too embarrassed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 17:43:24 2018 No.10939538 File: 164 KB, 1240x786, thisisyourhome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938841 >King, Steinbeck, Hemingway

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 17:47:54 2018 No.10939566 File: 108 KB, 1024x768, 91E42249-E20E-48AD-831B-C7B015AF08E4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >read book >the first 200 pages are already better than everything you’ve read before

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 17:51:56 2018 No.10939588 >>10938352 It happens to me almost every time!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 17:52:38 2018 No.10939589 >>10939566 Thanks Hyperion

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 18:07:23 2018 No.10939663 >>10938352 as if, pics or it didnt happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 18:35:25 2018 No.10939760 File: 17 KB, 396x384, 1478314034590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >read a book >pass out >reread same book in dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 19:23:55 2018 No.10939930 >>10938352 >read a book >good plot, well written, good characters, intricate world >major plot twist at the end >cry do i hate or love the book?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 19:50:23 2018 No.10940054 >>10939760 Wow I do this, too. With games as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 19:54:45 2018 No.10940080 File: 50 KB, 579x742, 11111111111111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >read non-fiction blog >links to his blog novel (blogvel?) >read it >it's good I hate it, good books should be printed on paper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 19:57:06 2018 No.10940093 File: 16 KB, 440x440, harvey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10939760 >>10940054 >shitpost on 4chan all day >pass out >dream about shitposting on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 19:58:47 2018 No.10940102 >>10938439 alpha

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 20:03:14 2018 No.10940127 >>10938360 >>read a book >>it's shit >>have to finish it to up my "read" count on goodreads

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 20:12:17 2018 No.10940167 >>10938392 stop signs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 20:17:42 2018 No.10940190 >read paragraph >fantasize about how im the hero in the situation >forget what i read >read again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 20:21:42 2018 No.10940209 >read book >think more about what score i'm going to give it on goodreads than about its story and characters

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 20:27:11 2018 No.10940229 >>10940209 I find that's helpful though, you can't get into the why of that question without inevitably thinking about the novel in detail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 20:34:24 2018 No.10940267 >write book >never send it to agents >write another book Fuck you life

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 20:35:37 2018 No.10940279 >>10939533 fucking this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 20:47:22 2018 No.10940344 >Reading >Start thinking about something unrelated to the book >Realise I haven't paid attention for 4 paragraphs >Go back >I don't want to read this shit again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 21:02:48 2018 No.10940428 File: 22 KB, 1024x346, DT8Gkj_VoAAsdOO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10940229 >>10940209 you mean this is actually a thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 21:21:40 2018 No.10940508 >>10938352 y-you too, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 21:30:08 2018 No.10940537 File: 164 KB, 189x163, 1519485433095.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938352 >be frogposter >post frogs Fuck off frogposters!

Anonymous Mon Apr 2 21:34:56 2018 No.10940549
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>>10940537
Frogposting is not what it used to be.
Many native /lit/ posters have appropriated frogposting as a persona. Myself I post frogs whenever I want to shitpost or be condescending, if I want to be serious I won't attach any images. Frogposting has turned from a curse to a gift, it allows posters to shitpost freely while announcing to all others that they can ignore the post if they want to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 21:44:21 2018 No.10940592 >>10938392 Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid >>10938567 >Requiring external validation to be secure in your tastes Not gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 21:48:15 2018 No.10940605 File: 36 KB, 254x192, 1280555462285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >read book >like it >go to /lit/ >learn it's actually shit Fuck you, me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 22:27:26 2018 No.10940751 >>10940549 >Frogposting has turned from a curse to a gift the gift is making autists mad without effort

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 22:31:56 2018 No.10940761 >Eat pulled pork sandwhich >Its pretty good Thank you pulled pork

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 22:51:03 2018 No.10940819 >>10940761 >Steal anon's pulled pork sandwich >It's good Thanks, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 22:53:24 2018 No.10940827 File: 15 KB, 300x250, Le Chuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938439

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:00:42 2018 No.10940857 >>10940827 DUFF MAN CAN’t BREATHE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:28:23 2018 No.10940985 >>10940549 >be native american >tell coworker that my spirit animal is a frog when he asks because I enjoy frogposting

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:37:53 2018 No.10941021 >>10938352 >assigned book in school >issued a battered paperback >read >don't get into it >don't finish reading >do badly on the test >swear off reading

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 23:45:02 2018 No.10941053 File: 23 KB, 394x458, a14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938352 >watch porn >it's good Thank you porn

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 00:42:40 2018 No.10941275 >>10940127 >read book >it's good >want to read more but put it away and shitpost on /g/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 00:53:51 2018 No.10941313 >read a book >don't feel anything >stop reading >still don't feel anything de?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 02:19:43 2018 No.10941596 >>10940093 How do I make it stop

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 05:21:48 2018 No.10942009 File: 52 KB, 675x1200, DIHwheBXYAAgaBh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10940093 I feel you, brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 05:38:33 2018 No.10942047 >>10940209 Are you me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 08:14:06 2018 No.10942479 File: 2 KB, 301x181, 145019722875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >read book >read book >read book >read book >... >read book >read book >finish book >emotinally react to the ending >go on with my life

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 08:24:23 2018 No.10942500 >>10940093 >Die >Heaven is a empty room with a tendie and mountain dew dispenser and a computer that can ONLY go on 4chan

Anonymous Tue Apr 3 08:26:22 2018 No.10942511

>>10938352
>read a book
>its about lobsters fights
>it says antidepressant help defeated lobster
>start feeling empathy towards lobsters
>few days later im at the supermarkert
>notice lobster in the aquarium of the fish section
>the seller start to whip a lobster to catch him
>burst into tears and yell STOP while I hug the lobster
>people think i'm crazy
>decide to never speak again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 08:38:36 2018 No.10942548 >>10939538 >talking shit about Steinbeck fight me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 08:41:32 2018 No.10942555 >>10938352 >read an old book >discover that ideas that I thought were a recent invention have existed forever nothing new under the sun

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 08:51:00 2018 No.10942585 >Read a book >It's good >Finish it >Feel like the world has ended

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 09:00:46 2018 No.10942603 >>10942500 >keyboard breaks >"N... no. No, no. That's not fair. There was time now."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 09:10:18 2018 No.10942631 >>10942585 >Read a book >It's good >Finish it >Feel like the world has ended >Find out there are more books in the series >Feels great man >Drag out reading it so you don't have to feel like the world has ended once you finish this set

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 09:13:33 2018 No.10942639 >>10942631 >books that are part of the series >reading

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 09:14:33 2018 No.10942641 >>10942631 >read the series >the last book is terrible >now i dont feel bad anymore Thanks haks

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 09:24:40 2018 No.10942673 >>10942639 Sequence of books that occur in a set order = series

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 09:36:56 2018 No.10942702 File: 1.08 MB, 800x773, IMG_1880.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10942631 >series

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 11:52:15 2018 No.10943307 >>10942673 >>10942631 No one wants you here

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 17:08:43 2018 No.10945038 File: 179 KB, 382x375, 039847560-394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938352 thank you book

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 17:10:17 2018 No.10945047 >read a thread >it's good Thank you thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 18:05:21 2018 No.10945378 >>10938530 this but also applied to /sci/, /fit/ and /his/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 18:50:10 2018 No.10945581 >>10942603 Good stuff

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 19:33:21 2018 No.10945827 >>10942479 This

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 19:51:35 2018 No.10945901 File: 731 KB, 808x805, 1506615181712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938650 >font has jaggy edges

The Most Photographed Barn in (...) Tue Apr 3 22:24:53 2018 No.10946684

>>10938352

>read a book
>this is great
>my eyes are tired
>i haven't been outside the house all day
>it's too quiet
>put tv on
>background noise is distracting
>i haven't written my essay
>give up and go to the gym
>listen to audiobook instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 22:28:08 2018 No.10946699 File: 181 KB, 1920x1080, vf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10940167 >stop signs NOT A BOOK

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 22:43:27 2018 No.10946750 File: 223 KB, 720x960, 1518180435291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >read a book >book is ok >write thoughtful post on 4chan about book >thread archived with no replies >shitpost about rapi kaur >bump limit reached mfw

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 23:21:28 2018 No.10946895 >read a book >immediately agree with every philosophic conclusion the author makes and disregard everything I’ve read prior Thank you brain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 23:24:36 2018 No.10946912 File: 29 KB, 277x321, bork.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Read a book >ruminate on book write quick review on goodreads >remove from device Bye bye book! >read a book

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 23:24:51 2018 No.10946914 >>10940592 >Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid You are a sadist

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 3 23:30:04 2018 No.10946939 >>10938841 "King" lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 05:04:02 2018 No.10948078 File: 1.98 MB, 200x216, 1521952517696.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >live life >its good Thank you imagination

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 05:13:24 2018 No.10948099 >>10938392 Willing Slaves of Capital

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 05:23:23 2018 No.10948112 >>10946895 Me when reading or hearing anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:29:05 2018 No.10949216 >read a book >it's shit >look it up, it's actually good >give it a high rating on goodreads so people won't think I'm a plen

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:40:58 2018 No.10949247 File: 1.03 MB, 305x360, 1432567809615.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938439 >post on /lit/ >read books >check threads for (You)s after each page-turn

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:52:37 2018 No.10949310 >>10938567 >plen motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:54:59 2018 No.10949316 File: 234 KB, 640x479, wizERDOFOZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10940054 REM sleep is the same eye movement (scanning) as reading

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:57:20 2018 No.10949323 >>10941021 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:57:48 2018 No.10949327 File: 10 KB, 320x240, invisiblemanrains.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be invisible man >read book >post frog on /lit/ >stupid invisible frogposter >how do they know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:01:08 2018 No.10949336 File: 261 KB, 1039x559, 1491111058045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10939760 >read book >dream of reading book >haha dude lmao it's Don KingKongte what's he doing here in Dune >lmao dude LOLE !!!!!!!!! heheh.. thanks dream

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:01:59 2018 No.10949342 >>10938392 Wittgenstein's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus :^) Alternatively, Der Einzige und sein Eigentum, if you're less into linear thinking

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:21:17 2018 No.10949429 >>10938439 This is me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:22:34 2018 No.10949433 >>10946895 Same

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:26:44 2018 No.10949448 >>10938352 >read a library book >it's got words underlined stupid frog borrowers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:35:58 2018 No.10949496 >>10949448 >write 'kek' in the margin of a library book >remember it later, cringe, and go erase it >the book has been moved to some other other library

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:49:05 2018 No.10949566 >>10938392 The Bible

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:55:24 2018 No.10949860 >>10938439 based nonreader

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:59:25 2018 No.10949885 >>10938439 t. literally half of the board's population, unironically

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 14:08:40 2018 No.10949931 >>10938585 >>10938599 >>10939533 >replying to that guy Come on

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 14:11:06 2018 No.10949944 File: 19 KB, 495x362, 1510107554256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10946895 >>10948112 >>10949433 fuck me lads

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 15:06:57 2018 No.10950177 >>10949944 I agree

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 15:30:15 2018 No.10950307
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>read a book
>protagonist has a female love interest
>realize I don't have a gf
>pause book to reflect on that observation
>continue after 10 minutes of tfw no gf

Thank you book

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:05:17 2018 No.10950456 >>10938439 >read books >still assume everyone on the board is much smarter and more well read than me >assume everyone judges my posts as a brainlet

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:32:13 2018 No.10950605 >>10949336 Crossover of the millennia actually

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:40:06 2018 No.10950648 File: 25 KB, 500x383, e8dcbe032c7db4d3103eba1e669bd3df--lyme-disease-a-novel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10948078 >spend all day fantasising better lifestyle where I'm happy and successful >it's good thank you imagination

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:42:07 2018 No.10950660

>>10946895
I do the opposite of this, i feel like im critiquing the work of one my students. It's like 'that is a decent point Kant but you are forgetting that...'

Then i remember i am a literally who that didn't even go to school and know nothing about anything. i have no idea where this unfounded arrogance comes from

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:01:37 2018 No.10950764 >>10942511 Sounds like you were feeling crabby, haha.

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:13:54 2018 No.10950830

>>10942511
When I was a child, perhaps 9 years of age, I visited Turkey
In a store, a market for fresh sea food of sorts, I saw lobsters trying to climb their way out of a closed basket
It was filled to the brim with them, so much so that it didn't close properly and there was a little gap they were trying to escape from, like they were waving their scissors at me from the basket
Haven't really been able to forget that one, the whole mass of them moving all their different extremities and trying to escape
I wish I could have helped

Is it weird that I feel more empathy towards the lobsters in my memory than, for example, a chicken I ate yesterday?
Chickens don't look much like people either, but I still feel like there is more kinship and similarity between a human and a chicken than between a human and a lobsters you know

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 19:50:08 2018 No.10951773 File: 217 KB, 700x933, Christian Rex Van Minnen Born Bad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10945901 >e-reader has deckled pages

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:55:12 2018 No.10953442 File: 51 KB, 601x469, b0b222ed017871a94c8ce93adb5c23879e20140651436b5a8d77c6dca98562fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938439 He can't keep getting away with it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:00:34 2018 No.10953982 >>10950660 this website would be my prime suspect

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:09:58 2018 No.10953999 >>10949342 ohh, doing some light reading I see

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:15:55 2018 No.10954012 File: 36 KB, 265x299, 1512558530058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10938352 >>read a book

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:24:51 2018 No.10954037 >>10953999 are you alluding to the thinness of my peepee?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:28:40 2018 No.10954054 I've been feeling this feel for a month now, 1000 pages takes a fucking long time for me to finish now apparently.

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 05:31:15 2018 No.10954066

>>10950830
did you see the chickens fighting for life?
you will assume empathy for a living creature doomed to consumption if you see it not wanting to be killed
i have eaten meat all my life but i saw a rabbit shot and trying to escape and immediately went to help it, stopped the shooter and healed the rabbit
he is good. i still eat meat. i just don't think about.

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