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>be talking to android gf
>make a pun that refrences a specific scene
>she has to crossrefrerence the pun and the refrence to moby dick
>takes 5 minutes for her cpu to find both and connect the dots
>tfw no human gf

>> No.10894454

Most of that time would be sending the pun through Facebook's servers, actually

>> No.10894500
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>>10894445
>be talking to android gf
>make a pun that references a specific scene
>she has to cross-reference the pun and the reference to moby dick
>takes 500ths of a second for her cpu to find both and connect the dots
>responds with a joke intricately weaving your pun with reference to Marquis de Sade, the tarot, and theoretical computational linguistics.
>all delivered with algorithmic timing for maximum joke efficiency
>"h-hehe, yeah... good one..."
>instantly insecure about my feeble carbon intellect
>too intimidated to get hard, decline initiation of fornication mode
>tfw no human gf

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>>10894500
Thank anon i was tired and couldnt meme well

>> No.10895389

>>10895367
>>10894500
today /lit/ seems pretty okay
maybe it is the amphetamine hungover dunno