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I’m about to drink coffee black for the first time

Wish me luck /lit/

>> No.10882532

>>10882488
>Wish me luck /lit/
You'll need it since black coffee is fucking disgusting

>> No.10882542

Only way to drink it.
Not sure why you need to put creams and sugars and cums from all parts of the world in your coffee

>> No.10882544

>>10882532
garbage taste

>> No.10882553

>>10882544
>It's supposed to taste bad!

>> No.10882576

>>10882553

>it tastes bad

Eat your brocoli kid.

>> No.10882579

>>10882488
>unironically drinking coffee

caffeine pills are the way of the future. Pop 2 in and I'm wired

>> No.10882581

>>10882488
>not filling it with alcohol
Are you even a writer

>> No.10882588

>>10882576
>If you don't consume [insert food/drink] in the most spartan, awful manner, then you aren't an adult
All the usual comebacks. Next you can say that I'm not actually tasting the coffee or something.

>> No.10882589

>>10882542
coffee looks like and smells like shit and you have the audacity to question people throwing sugar cubes and cream (that looks like mother's milk) into their drink so its not repulsive?

>> No.10882592

>>10882589
Who says it tastes bad?
I've never once heard anyone complain about black coffee until now

>> No.10882594

>>10882488
I've drank my coffee black since 17yrs old or so, but everyone treats me like an autist for it, or assume I'm being a try hard. I just genuinely prefer it black, I don't like sugar.

>> No.10882595

I drink black coffee every single morning ask me anything

>> No.10882598

What is the Pynchon book where people experiment with caffeine doses?

>> No.10882599

>>10882595
What do you drink every morning?

>> No.10882602

>>10882595
Do you enjoy the way it makes your piss smell?

>> No.10882612
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10882612

I personally like it with cream. I don't get why some people feel superior for liking different things.

Fun fact: "Rimbaud was, in fact, a pioneer in the coffee business, the first European to oversee the export of the celebrated coffee of Harar from the country where coffee was born. He was only the third European ever to set foot in the city, and the first to do business there"

>> No.10882642

>>10882592
(YOU)

>> No.10882666

>>10882599
Why does anyone drink anything?
>inb4thirst
grow up

>> No.10882674

I'm feeling mighty lonesome
Haven't slept a wink
I walk the floor and watch the door
And in between I drink

Black coffee

Love's a hand me down brew
I'll never know a Sunday
In this weekday room....

>> No.10882688

>>10882488
12 is such a tender age. Cherish your time before adulthood, little one.

>> No.10882695

>>10882588
say what you want soy boy, all men will judge you. :)

>> No.10882702

How is this /lit/?

>> No.10882707

>>10882695
>People who drink piss because they think it makes them adults will judge you for not drinking piss
Okay

>> No.10882711

>>10882702
That's the exact type of question we should be asking much more often XD

>> No.10882713

>>10882695
I work in a steel plant and the people there are always bitching about how there isn't enough sugar and creamer at the coffee machine

>> No.10882719

>>10882702
its not its just an indictment of /lit/ as another lifestylist consumer branded displacement activity

>> No.10882720

Get an aeropress and use the reverse method. It will make your coffee much better if you grind and use fresh beans.

>> No.10882737

>>10882488
Try coffee from India

Shit tastes like it's filled with paprika sometimes

>> No.10882739

>>10882713
>thinking having a labor job is manly

Top lel

>> No.10882763

>>10882488
Stop being a fucking pussy.
There is exactly one right way to drink coffee, black. Dunno what's with amerifags and needing everything to be sweet.. Too much high-fructose corn syrup fucked up your sensory inputs ?

>> No.10882766

>>10882713
smarter people drink black coffee numb nuts.

smarter people realize cream and sugar is no go.

>> No.10882772

>>10882739
You're not even trying anymore.
>>10882766
Moving the goalposts.

>> No.10882780

>>10882766
Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

>> No.10883566

>>10882766
edgier people also drink black coffee

>> No.10884208
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10884208

>not drinking it black in the first place

All you do is muddy the flavor of the roast with cream and sugar.
The delicate process of making a roast is thrown in the garbage.

>> No.10884231

>>10882688
fuck you sound insufferable

>> No.10884250

>>10882588
>he doesn't want to be Spartan
also, milk dilutes the true flavour and potential of the coffee and that's why instant coffee and bad cafes use milk to mask their shit coffee

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>> No.10885000

>>10882488
Good luck tell us how it was!

>> No.10885134

>>10882488
i'm about to be 30 days coffee-free (for the 3rd or so time)

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10885143

>>10882702
it's not

but this is

>> No.10885161 [DELETED] 

I don't drink coffee at all
who the fuck thinks that being awake is actually a god thing

>> No.10885164

I don't drink coffee at all
who the fuck thinks that being awake is actually a good thing

>> No.10885216
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10885216

idk maybe some special gourmet coffee can be tasty but every undiluted cup i ever had was disgusting. i still drink it black if for some reason i need to wake up early, to avoid the extra calories

a well brewed pot of loose leaf tea is the patrician's choice, as it actually tastes good and doesn't hit you like a truck with the caffeine.
it's kinda like the difference between a good beer and some hard liquor, one is for having a good time and the other is for fucking your shit up

drink tea not too late and not too soon after a meal because it impedes the absorption of iron, but it's perfect for reading time to help you focus better.

>> No.10885234

>>10885164
>drink 10 cups a day
>be hyperwokesleepwalker
>reality becomes a shitdream

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10885272

>>10882532
>>10882553
>>10882588
>>10882589
I will never understand why people act like black coffee is hard to drink. Maybe it's because I'm an American that's been drinking coffee black since around 14 but it goes down like water for me. How the hell do you people drink beer? I've never had coffee that comes close to the flavor intensity of, say, a stout ale. I've gotten countless comments and stares of disbelief. Yesterday, on break at work, someone literally said "you're a better man than me!" when he saw what I was drinking. It's not that strong. And I've had hundreds of beans prepared in dozens of ways.

>> No.10885279

>>10885234
I had 6 cups yesterday and my day was awesome for about 2 hours and then shit the rest.

>> No.10885346
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10885346

I'm about to drink tap water for the first time

Wish me luck /lit/

>> No.10885349

anyone else feel like they need to shit when they drank a few coffees

>> No.10885415

>>10885349
Don't drink it on an empty stomach

>> No.10885461

>>10885346
enjoy the chloride and estragons famallama

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10885489

>>10885143
>nutritionist

>> No.10885490

You absolute try hards, tea is clearly better

>> No.10885491

>>>/s4s/6497367

>> No.10885504

>>10885490
preach it brother

>> No.10885509
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10885509

I like black coffee, but only when I'm in the mood for it which is typically when I'm at a diner that has good coffee. At home I usually prefer it with cream and if it is an espresso drink, I like a nice latte/flat white with some vanilla.

So if you don't like coffee, just accept you have baby taste buds. Go back to eating french fries and chugging apple juice you little bitch.