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>finally get around to reading my girlfriend's writing after she starts to get really upset that I haven't
>it's better than anything I've ever written and most of the stuff I see published today

>> No.10877994

Then have her publish it and revel in the life of a muse. Unless you're gay, or something

>> No.10878001

shes probably a dude

>> No.10878011

>>10877994
implying she won't leave him for chad the second she gets any sort of acclaim

>> No.10878013

>>10877987
my ex was a better poet than all of my friends now as an adult, its really astonishing to me

>> No.10878019

>>10878011
>implying her writing won't stagnate if she leaves her muse

>> No.10878038

post something

>> No.10878043

>>10878038
>it gets published some day like she's hoping
>"wait, this segment is matching with something on google"
>"i-is this a... 4chan archive? what the fuck did you do?"

I think I'm going to pass on that. I wish I could, though

>> No.10878044

>>10877987
You greasy frog.

>> No.10878051

>>10878019
she’ll still fuck Chad

>> No.10878210

>>10877987
post some lines

>> No.10878338

>>10877987
>read gf's writing
>it's better than most of the stuff I see published today
>still not as good as mine
git gud OP

>> No.10878396
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>>10877987
>finally show gf my writing since she wanted to see what I've been working on all these weeks
>her face is glowing with excitement as I hand her the page
>reads for a little bit, visible disappointment in her eyes
>hands it back to me
>"o-oh, yeah anon, that's great"
>after that night I have trouble staying hard during sex
>things begin falling apart
>two weeks later gf says she doesn't think things will work out
>leaves
>checked her instagram yesterday
>she's already gone through 2 chads and is getting pounded by a third as we speak
never should've been born desu

>> No.10878480

>>10878043
post it as an image, negro

>> No.10878517

>>10878396

>Chad is reading a John Green novel as he plows her from behind.

>> No.10878522

>>10878210
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>> No.10879025

>>10877987
I doubt it's any good.

>> No.10879136

>>10878396
Post writing. Nothing to lose.

>> No.10879139

>>10878480
This
Post it OP

>> No.10879146

>>10878043
Post it you nigger she's probably fucking chads behind your back anyway

>> No.10879149

>>10878396
Post a page. It was probably just too patrician for her

>> No.10880045

>>10878480
Don't, OP, some asshole will write it down and post it just to piss you off.

>> No.10880056

>>10877987
Burn her work in secret so she can never leave you

>> No.10880060

>>10880045
lel I was totally going to do that

>> No.10880287

>>10877987
That’s a funny Pepe. Do you mind if I save it?

>> No.10880329

>>10878517
Kek