[bumps into the archive a thread about pynchon or delueze] well /lit/? what would you do?

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Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:26:16 2018 No.10868390 [Reply] [Original]

[bumps into the archive a thread about pynchon or delueze] well /lit/? what would you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:29:19 2018 No.10868403 throw my spaghetti on the floor and sage this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:32:28 2018 No.10868426 >>10868390 "No thanks."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:46:15 2018 No.10868492 >>10868390 I don't spend time with aging dykes.

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:55:08 2018 No.10868529

>>10868390
my mouth: oh, so you do like X? thats really neat, lets drink a cup of coffee we have a lot to talk!

my mind: fuck this stupid bitch, i bet she couldn't understand any of X works, i wonder if shes trying to impress me just by making me assume shes smart or something...

my dick: please, do it faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:56:01 2018 No.10868535 >>10868529 this is the single gayest thing i have ever read

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:59:28 2018 No.10868550 >>10868535 Not him, but I find that hard to believe, given that you are on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:02:14 2018 No.10868557 >>10868529 This is terrible. I hope you didn't think this was funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:02:19 2018 No.10868558 >>10868529 Your mind and your dick, aren't in harmony. Your persona is broken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:08:10 2018 No.10868581 >>10868557 I think the dude was being honest and you find it not offensively unfunny, but offensively real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:15:48 2018 No.10868610 >>10868581 Perhaps. It is hard to think which is worse: thinking like this or imagining that writing this would be funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:16:10 2018 No.10868611 >>10868426 based

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:16:19 2018 No.10868612

>Mouth: You like [book] too? I'm a big fan of [author] but I'm actually just getting started reading him. Sure, I'd be happy to get coffee.

>Mind: Where are the cameras? Am I about to be robbed? Am I hallucinating? Why is she talking to me even though we don't know eachother? This makes no sense.

>Dick: I want to suck the inner part of the crotch of her panties and suck up all her fucking warm salty juices after she walks around a bookstore for three hours. I'll fucking smell her ass and even when it smells like a smelly ass it will still smell good because she's a cute girl. I want to lick the soft skin on her forearms and smell her hair and root around inside her ass hole with my finger. I want to smell her fabric softener on the ribbed parts of her socks and lick under her breasts. I'll smell your holes bitch. Be my girlfriend right now because I want sex every day and I will do whatever you say if I can smell your holes. Stop smiling at me when you know that we both know that I want to suck your fucking flaps and pound your warm holes with my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:18:36 2018 No.10868622 >>10868529 My dick is like super size Your dick look like two fries

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:19:04 2018 No.10868625 >>10868610 Seems too earnest to me to be an attempt at a joke. I rank that higher than comedy that poor. An awareness of personal despair > awkward repression; it's a step closer to working on addressing the problem. t. me 3 years ago

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:22:30 2018 No.10868633

My mouth: I'm busy.
My mind:
My dick: You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:23:12 2018 No.10868636 >>10868390 >I would love to get coffee with you but it's going to make me shit violently several minutes after I drink it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:24:15 2018 No.10868643

>>10868390

Me in a Thread on /lit/:
>"What, this copy of 50 Shades? I noticed it was in the classics section and was returning it to the trash section where it belonged."

Me IRL:
>"Sure that sounds great!'
>Leave without giving or getting her contact info.

Me IRL in a Thread on /lit/:
>writing a greentext reply while walking at 4 MPH on a gym treadmill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:24:43 2018 No.10868647 "B-but this is 120 days of sodom and I was just in the fascist philosophy section"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:24:58 2018 No.10868649 >>10868529 imagine being this unfunny

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:26:52 2018 No.10868654 WHAT U READ BOOKS ABOUT BUMBUM SEX TOO? >takes her hand and kisses it with a cheeky wink

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:29:43 2018 No.10868668 >>10868426 this unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:29:46 2018 No.10868669 Nobody is this avoidant. If this happened to me I would be all over her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:31:18 2018 No.10868673 >>10868390 >look around >a-are you talking to me? blushes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:31:58 2018 No.10868675 >>10868612 BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:31:58 2018 No.10868676 File: 94 KB, 601x508, woj19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868669 >Nobody is this avoidant. That's where you're wrong, bucko

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:35:28 2018 No.10868688 >>10868669 I had the woman of my dreams approach me and before it could go anywhere I said I wasn't ready for a relationship. I never talked to her again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:36:40 2018 No.10868692 Sorry, I have a girlfriend and I don't think she'd appreciate that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:37:13 2018 No.10868695 I would wake up, because only in dreams something like this would happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:37:59 2018 No.10868697 >>10868692 Are you some sort of fucking homo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:38:39 2018 No.10868699 >>10868612 caring this much about women is a tell tale sign you are gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:46:19 2018 No.10868733 >>10868688 Approach you spatially? or romantically/sexually? If latter you ought to be killed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:51:44 2018 No.10868759 >>10868426 Homosexually inclined individual detected

>>	CumLord69 Mon Mar 19 22:55:14 2018 No.10868774 Her eyes creep me out

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:56:50 2018 No.10868778

>>10868733
Not him but shit like this has happened to me before. Some people have fucked up stimulus response patterns from lack of healthy interactions with people of the opposite sex during their formative adolescent years, no reason to be executed. Eliot was a fucking sperg around women, he managed to create some half-way decent poetry.

But I understand how healthy people view this as reprehensible behavior.

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:00:18 2018 No.10868788

>>10868426
This. I'm just really fucking stupid (or autistic?) + years of trauma. It's somewhere between horrifying and emotionally impossible for me to connect with a girl now. I like having dreams though, a girl I love and we're doing dress-up. Kind of like a dream within a dream.

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:06:00 2018 No.10868814
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>>10868390
>"Um, sweetie... the Young Adult Fiction section is over that way - so why don't you go pick out a nice Stephen King novel and stop bothering the people in the big-boy section. Mmkay?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:07:46 2018 No.10868824 >>10868778 I don't think most people would consider me healthy and I certainly haven't had healthy relationships with women. But Eliot married twice, and turning down the woman of your dreams is a disgusting self sabotage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:11:30 2018 No.10868839 >>10868390 "Yeah, I'd like that. My name is Anon by the way, what's yours?"

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:20:35 2018 No.10868883

>>10868390
' hold up...but why in the fucking world do you think that I'd even so much as want to acknowledge your presence let alone waste a cup of coffee on you? Do you think because you're ' cute' that you're entitled to my time and attention? Babe, a hooker's got more integrity than you. I don't know why you think that you can prance up to just any guy that way. But I'll fuck you in the ass if that's what you really want. If all you want is ' talk' then I'm not. your little cuckboy for that shit you fucking whore. What's that in your teeth? You can't afford braces?'

Dating prostitutes is my fetish desu.

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:22:12 2018 No.10868895

>>10868788
>tfw you relate to a post too much

Difference is, I would probably agree to the coffee and then sperg out in conversation leading her to no longer be interested in me. I'd then go home and replay the incident in my head hundreds of times over the next few days. Sad times.

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:26:27 2018 No.10868908

>>10868788
I know what you mean. I maintain the friends and family I have right now very well, but I just don't know how to make NEW friends--regardless of their gender or if was actually trying to get a gf. I just don't connect to people. I had something of an anxiety problem for a few years and while I've gotten over it I swear it gave me autism or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:29:37 2018 No.10868924 File: 203 KB, 817x158, 1491684430146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868688 >her friends (and family) even tried to even goad you on, telling you about how virgin she was Fucking kill me now, I deserve nothing less

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:33:07 2018 No.10868940 Oh, thanks, hah, you have great taste? But no, sorry, I'm busy later. Have a nice day, though.

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:40:42 2018 No.10868964
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>>10868390
>thinks to oneself: "yikes, nice nose piercing. i wonder how many stds this millennial skank carries in her spawn."
>say: "a-ok, haha."
>then go have a coffee, exchange numbers, slowly but surely sneak my way out of her interest circle

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:44:38 2018 No.10868981 >>10868669 >Nobody is this avoidant. hahaha i know r-right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:50:54 2018 No.10869017 >>10868895 What would you sperg out about? Is it hard for you to talk to other people? If so, what has lead you to being that way?

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:54:04 2018 No.10869032

>>10868733
>If latter you ought to be killed.
If he spered out that hard then he was being honest when he said he wasn't ready for a relationship. What he did was disappointing, but seemingly necessary until he can get his shit together enough to move forward. There is nothing wrong with being honest about that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 23:58:19 2018 No.10869056 File: 121 KB, 460x642, 1521509176825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868390 Here, I improved the image for those of us who prefer penis over vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 00:00:18 2018 No.10869066 >>10868390 “120 Days of Sodom is your favorite book?”

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 00:00:50 2018 No.10869067 >>10869056 is this Norm macdonald's wife's son?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 00:02:35 2018 No.10869077 >>10869056 Coffee? Let's skip that and head to the bathroom stall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 00:03:39 2018 No.10869083 >>10869056 Is that John Green's son?

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 00:10:57 2018 No.10869125

>>10869017
I find it incredibly hard to talk to anyone because I can't communicate verbally very well. I'd end up speaking in a jarring manner about the book where I wouldn't be communicating my thoughts clearly and that'd make anyone want to stop talking to me. As for what caused it, I can't be sure. But I was bullied relentlessly in high school for 5 years straight, and after the first year I just stopped talking to people altogether. Was literally almost completely silent for 4 years, had long hair and kept my head pointed down to the table. Maybe that had an affect on my speech development and ability to make friendships? No idea. Plus I'm pretty sure I flat out have Asperger's, so there's that.

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 00:22:03 2018 No.10869161

>My Dick:
Eroticism is one aspect of the inner life of man. We fail to realize this because man is in search of an object outside himself but this object answers the innerness of the desire. The choice of object always depends on the personal taste of the subject; even if it lights upon a woman whom most men would choose, the decisive factor is often an intangible aspect of this woman, not an objective quality; possibly nothing about her would force our choice if she did not somehow touch our inner being. Even if our choice agrees with that of most other people, in fact, human choice is still different from that of animals. It appeals to the infinitely complex inner mobility which belongs to man alone.

>My Mind:
Why kid ourselves, people have nothing to say to one another, they all talk about their own troubles and nothing else. Each man for himself, the earth for us all. They try to unload their unhappiness on someone else when making love, they do their damnedest, but it doesn't work, they keep it all, and then they start all over again, trying to find a place for it. "Your pretty, Mademoiselle," they say. And life takes hold of them again until the next time, and then they try the same little gimmick. "You're very pretty, Mademoiselle..."

>My Mouth:
You're very pretty, mademoiselle...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 00:37:39 2018 No.10869212 my dick: ejaculates my mind: oh boy my mouth: oohohhhohhhh

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 03:01:30 2018 No.10869617 >>10868390 >swiftly yank ring out of nose >dash away high-kicking and giggling like a fool >stop at counter to purchase the bell hooks book I'd picked up

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 03:06:36 2018 No.10869629

Tell her that if she even understood Deleuze she would understand that love is merely the self-reflexive affirmation of that which cannot be experienced by the self and is thus serves nothing greater than opening into the virtual and call her a troglodyte for giving herself to such a lowly signification

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 03:09:01 2018 No.10869635 >>10868669 I'd just get incredibly anxious and gently try to bring the conversation to a close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 03:12:14 2018 No.10869642 anyone else completely hideous?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 03:13:31 2018 No.10869645 >>10869642 Why else would we be on here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 03:15:21 2018 No.10869650 >>10868529 Please don't breed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 03:16:28 2018 No.10869654 >>10868612 Now that's better

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 03:26:23 2018 No.10869670 File: 9 KB, 300x168, download (13).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868390 Haha, nice try, OP. Girls aren't allowed in the /occultgeneral/ section of the bookstore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 06:00:23 2018 No.10869974 I met some degenerate Foucault and Derrida meme woman once

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 06:02:29 2018 No.10869977 >>10868390 "Sorry, I'm married."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 06:03:51 2018 No.10869980 >>10868390 >Mind: "No leave me alone" >"Yeah sure!"

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 06:04:50 2018 No.10869982

>>10868390
in reality every time you see a qt gril

"wow that girl is a qt i wish she would convert to catholicism with me and we could grow old readin books together in our log cabin thank you jesus christ i am so blessed but what on earth is that dude actually her boyfriend please dont stick your dick in my 3d waifu what on earth i have no chance of coexisting now, life is devoid of meaning, fuck this lesbian shit fuck that soyboy faggot fuck cuck JEWS BLACKS WOMEMES where's my fuckin pen i need to write my manifesto regardin mein kampf schopenhauer my lord i must commit sudoku wtf now im gay for sam hyde and elliot rodgers????"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 06:06:51 2018 No.10869986 >>10869056 is that marlon BUNDO i'd get into his buns tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 06:08:08 2018 No.10869989 File: 1.65 MB, 1100x1000, 1487709183164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10869982 Every time I see cute girls I start to wish for a daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 06:12:42 2018 No.10870002 >>10869989 I always worry that if I ever had a daughter that boys her age will start objectifying her and ruining her purity so if my daughter doesn't grow up to be a nun I want her to be a lesbian

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:06:53 2018 No.10870332 >dyed hair >short hair >smiling Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:14:12 2018 No.10870347 >>10868612 It's only funny if you read it as the dick sucking up her juices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:17:37 2018 No.10870361 File: 234 KB, 1200x1632, concerned freud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10870002 >>10869989 Sit down, anon. Now, tell me about your relationship with your father and mother...

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:19:35 2018 No.10870366

>>10868390
Proceeds to look around

“Oh ahh yeah ahh sure here’s my number”
*give fake number*

Yeah ahh hit me up that sounds great, looks forward too it.

* walk very nervous and fast to the desk, place all books on the desk, run out the store*

*gasping for breath*
I start crying, ahhh why oh why does this happen?

Call dad too come pick me up at the McDonald’s across the street, when dad arrives I cry I the car the whole way home, not before he buys me a happy meal.

Anon, son, wanna tell me what happened?

“Okay sure dad,”
“Well I got robbed by a guy, and a bunch of dudes (snobbing) (tearing up) threatens too kill me and stole my money. Ahhhhh oooohhh ahhhh.

“There there anon, it’s okay”

Eat my happy meal, come home, steal my dad’s beer, contemplate suicide that I was born in 1985 and should’ve moved out long ago but can’t function in society.
.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:22:51 2018 No.10870376 >>10870332 I love short hair, in fact only short hair, idk why

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:23:01 2018 No.10870377 >>10868390 "Fuck off filthy roastie"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:23:08 2018 No.10870378 >sure thing >proceed to act normally >build up the foundation of our future relationship

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:26:05 2018 No.10870387 >>10868390 "Are you fluent in Latin, meretrix?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:32:40 2018 No.10870412 >>10868529 See >>10868612 Much better

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:37:24 2018 No.10870430 File: 92 KB, 850x668, 1519894419103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868612

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 13:15:11 2018 No.10871337 >>10868390 I'd say- ok- then tell her my name in a way that solicits she give hers. She looks like a pleasant enough person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 13:28:02 2018 No.10871371 >>10868390 I would accept because I have great taste and rarely come across other people with great taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 13:30:00 2018 No.10871378 >her favourite book is schopenhauer's essay 'on women' heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 13:49:38 2018 No.10871459 dont u hate when u tryna fap and one of ur roommates starts putzing around in the kitchen, i cant fucking concentrate like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 13:50:25 2018 No.10871461 File: 17 KB, 256x352, laughing elf man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868612 >I'll smell your holes bitch Lost it here. I know that feel, bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 13:51:27 2018 No.10871463 >>10871378 Because she hates herself and her whorish ways and wants to be subservient to you, duh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 13:59:46 2018 No.10871500 >>10868778 >But I understand how healthy people view this as reprehensible behavior. Isn't that kind of attitude what's really reprehensible?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 14:05:53 2018 No.10871532 >>10871463 >self-hating, subservient masobuta why would you want a relationship with a girl that has no respect for or confidence in herself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 14:16:04 2018 No.10871566 >>10869056 Is that James' Joyce's Son's

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 14:21:43 2018 No.10871591 >>10868390 She looks predatory and sadistic. I'll refuse. Politely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 14:25:08 2018 No.10871603 >>10868390 >Me: "NTFT friendo!" >Her: "What?" >Me: "No Time For Thots"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 14:35:59 2018 No.10871635 >>10868908 I'm in the same situation and it sucks, but im going to try to make some friends next quarter, hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 14:42:35 2018 No.10871656 >>10868908 same, although I don't have any friends perhaps I never had any to begin with, just acquaintances that went their own ways

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 14:46:13 2018 No.10871665 >>10871532 Why wouldn't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 14:49:01 2018 No.10871671 >>10868535 Not gay, just autistic

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 15:06:30 2018 No.10871722 >>10868643 nice meta

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 15:08:28 2018 No.10871726 >I'm in this section to laugh at the books brainlets read >now step aside roastie

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 15:09:57 2018 No.10871731 >>10868390 Say yes and try to hide my shock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 15:11:11 2018 No.10871736 >>10868390 What a nice looking girl. Thanks OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 15:13:54 2018 No.10871750 Coffee for what? Is this an invitation to a ritual leading to sex? No way. I'm saving myself for marriage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 15:24:14 2018 No.10871794 >>10870002 I want your daughter to be a lesbian too

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 15:37:50 2018 No.10871850 >>10868612 lmao >I'll smell your holes bitch. lmao lmao capp'd

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 15:43:15 2018 No.10871873 File: 98 KB, 1858x264, Screenshot (24).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For posterity

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 15:47:11 2018 No.10871899 MURAKAMI IS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 16:08:44 2018 No.10871996 >>10871873 cringe go away child

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 16:36:18 2018 No.10872166 >>10868390 Is that a nose piercing? Bitch, get the fuck away from me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 16:38:22 2018 No.10872175 >>10869056 Is that my wife's son?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 16:39:08 2018 No.10872181 >>10868390 Thanks but I don't like coffee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 16:39:40 2018 No.10872183 >>10868636 This but unironically.

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:16:51 2018 No.10872915

>>10871665
One of the greatest accomplishments of humanity is, that it has transformed the primal urge of lust into something transcendent. People aren't just attracted to each other physically, they long to be united with the person of their desires spiritually.

A romantic relationship is a kind of mutually asserted bond of trust, respect, deep understanding and empathy, a spiritual longing mediated by physical acts, which take on a symbolic function.
You can't have that kind of relationship with someone who doesn't even consider themselves a person. Their words are just empty projections of what they believe you expect of them, they have no real beliefs of their own, or at least no will to back them up - that's why they chose subservience and self-denial after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:18:55 2018 No.10872924 >>10872915 >Their words are just empty projections of what they believe you expect of them, they have no real beliefs of their own, or at least no will to back them up that's literally all women though

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:23:04 2018 No.10872934

>>10868824
The fact that he would marry twice shows he did not meet the "woman of his dreams." I don't think there is such a woman, to anyone. He was probably just saying that to receive more pity.

>>10871500
What, the attitude that a person with romantic issues/mental illness/etc. has toward themselves, or the attitude that such a person's behavior is reprehensible?

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:37:26 2018 No.10872982

>>10872934
>or the attitude that such a person's behavior is reprehensible
This, obviously.
It's the people who like to pretend that they are sane simply because of their ability to flawlessly blend in when it comes to social games, and look down on those who can't as though they lack some essential human quality, as though they should be ashamed, crawling on the ground and apologizing for things which can barely even be said to be within their control, who are generally the most cruel, while at the same time being so sure of themselves, just moving through life utterly oblivious to that cruelty, believing that their hate is completely justified.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:41:34 2018 No.10872999 >>10868612 based

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:42:22 2018 No.10873002
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>>10868390

When will the Jezebel posting end? Every time I come to /lit/ to see the updates on threads, well, I come to /lit/, because these marvels of nature are there to greet me in all their perfection. Alas, the semblance of thinking and writing about literature is completely lost to the whims of my groins.

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:43:35 2018 No.10873010

>>10872982
Eh, I think the other guy is correct hypothetically, that if there were such a thing as a soul mate to self-sabotage in that case would be something to regret for one's whole life. But there's not such a thing, and there will be plenty of chances for most people who think they're broken in this was to have relationships, provided we go out and actually apply ourselves to making friends with people of the opposite sex. Anxiety around women is actually a very common problem for men, whatever the Chads would have us believe about our letztermensch status or sexual shortcomings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:47:34 2018 No.10873030 File: 857 KB, 756x9800, lit's lowest moment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868390 go full retard

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:48:26 2018 No.10873035

>>10872934
>The fact that he would marry twice shows he did not meet the "woman of his dreams." I don't think there is such a woman, to anyone. He was probably just saying that to receive more pity.
You're confused. Those are anon's words, not Eliot's. And his relationship with Vivian was ended by her mental illness, not Eliot's lack of love or reciprocated love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:49:29 2018 No.10873038 >>10868426 This. """"well read"""" women are absolute memes

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:53:08 2018 No.10873049

>>10868908
In the same boat, I was a very boisterous popular guy when I was in high school. Lots of friends, very confident and outgoing. Then a few years after leaving I began to have anxiety attacks, I became introverted and avoidant, I spent most of my time reading inside. I got over the anxiety but now I can't relate to people at all. I feel like I am some horrid insectoid creature from outside time that is wearing humanskin and possessing a alien psychology.

If you have ever walked out into the surf on a beach, zoned out into a trance watching the horizon while the feeling of the waves hitting you barely registers on your body, that is how I feel talking to and listening to people.

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:53:50 2018 No.10873053

>wandering around bookstore
>see some books on display
>cover art on one catches my eye
>pick up book from shelf (I don't remember what it was)
>girl walks over
>she is a 10/10 supreme cutie 3.14
>there is no way in hell I could ever get a girl like this
>she looks at me
>my heart stops
>she sees the book I'm holding
>she excitedly tells me that its her all time favorite book
>my heart is hammering in my chest
>she talks animatedly about her favorite authors
>I gaze at her, not comprehending a word she's saying
>"what do you like to read?"
>I feel cold sweat on my forehead
>I stammer incomprehensibly
>"anon? did you find the book you were looking for?"
>my stomach clenches
>it's my mother's voice
>she finds me
>she sees the girl
>she feverishly introduces herself
>"oh I'm his mother haha"
>she talks about herself
>rambles on about her hobbies
>girl is listening politely
>mom talks about me in front of her
>I'm standing there trying not to cry
>she won't stop talking
>notice I'm still holding the girl's favorite book
>carefully put it back on the shelf
>girl glances at me for just a second, her face brimming with contempt
>or did I imagine that?
>don't look at her after that
>eventually the girl excuses herself
>my mother gives her an enthusiastic farewell
>I stare at the floor in silence
>mom says that we can go look for the book I want now
>I lie and tell her they don't have the book I'm looking for
>on the way home she talks about what a nice girl that was, how a smart girl like that would be a good match for me, etc
>I'm not listening. I'm feeling sorry for myself and reflecting on my life choices that led me to asking my mother to drive me to the bookstore at 26
>get home
>go to my room
>collapse in convulsing tears

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:59:45 2018 No.10873075

>>10873035
No, I wrote vaguely. I meant that anon probably said that soul mate thing in order to make people more upset or inclined to pity.

And if Prufrock is any indication Eliot had some problems with women, or was aware of the problems men of generation were having.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 20:03:03 2018 No.10873091 >>10873053 you sound SO cute i would totes lick your boi clit

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 20:03:11 2018 No.10873093

>>10873053
>>"anon? did you find the book you were looking for?"
>>my stomach clenches
>>it's my mother's voice
>>she finds me
>>she sees the girl
>>she feverishly introduces herself
>>"oh I'm his mother haha"
>>she talks about herself
>>rambles on about her hobbies
>>mom talks about me in front of her
>>she won't stop talking
this actually happened to me once. got into a conversation with a real qt, and then my mother came up and started rambling about our family life, how great my cooking is, and how much of an intelligent, kind boy I am. I was honestly more amazed than angry, because at that moment I realized that the reason she married my dad was that she was even more socially clueless than I am.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 20:04:57 2018 No.10873104 >>10873053 >>10873093 christ men get a vehicle

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 20:06:50 2018 No.10873109 >>10873104 for what it's worth, I was on vacation with my family.

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 20:09:34 2018 No.10873121

>>10873109
This is a thing boomer moms do, my man. If you vacation anywhere with your boomer parents this shit will happen. It has nothing to do with their social ineptitude. They were raised in a different time, when it was much more common that parents partook of some matchmaking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 22:19:52 2018 No.10873619 i would´ve told her that i have i a gf so no thanks (even though a i never had one xd)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 23:59:08 2018 No.10873948 >>10868390 I'd agree to it in a mildly flustered but not seriously autistic way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 00:16:59 2018 No.10873993 >>10873053 Your gotta let yourself get mad anon. Tell your mom you don’t want her to ever do that again. It’s the only way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 00:30:39 2018 No.10874027 >>10873053 this sounds like me at age 16-19 mom was so nice it made it even harder to hate her

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 00:31:41 2018 No.10874034 >>10868390 fahrenheit 451 is literally the women's 1984. a dude who can smell the perfume from around the corner after she's left? that's a dude females want to bang.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 00:40:25 2018 No.10874072 File: 23 KB, 443x332, 1521444220854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868612 upvoted

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 01:34:06 2018 No.10874241
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>>10868390

stare into her eyes for 4 seconds while viciously thinking of sweetly ravishing her tender soul

then look her top to bottom and back over for about 5 seconds

tell her to join you as you buy the books and then take her to the coffeeshop adjoining the overpriced library

where you then begin a process of seduction via the reflection of her narcissistic desires and the presentation of a powerful, masculine presence

the affectation of the demeanor of her preferential man if you catch my drift /lit/

maybe even slip on a wedding ring before she notices

you then convince her to let you give her a ride home, maybe escape to the bathroom and slash her tires after copping a glance at her car key, and en route you make a detour to your house to perhaps make some phone call or to perhaps grab your phone charger or some such nonsense she would believe and then nonchalantly invite her inside

if youve played your cards right, once there shes yours, and if you do well, she will be yours until you find a better alternative, and if youre me, youll then have several of these girls completely insatiably addicted to a dominant masculine cock they have been learned to worship as the pillar upon which their existence is predicated

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 01:55:47 2018 No.10874315

>>10873053
Reminds me of an experience

>at book store with parents
>qt is a cashier
>get my dad to buy the book for me since I can't into social interaction
>turns out the cashier loved the book and tried to talk about it

Don't really care though, Ive long since accepted my fate

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 02:17:54 2018 No.10874371 >>10874241 she's really not that pretty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 02:33:00 2018 No.10874414 >>10869056 how did you get an image of my son who's been missing for 3 years WHERE IS MY SON I WANT MY SON

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 02:41:58 2018 No.10874434 >>10868612 :( its true

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 02:58:30 2018 No.10874468 >>10868529 lit, literature board for 4chan website, im hear, watching me watch you all us together in certainty

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 03:02:48 2018 No.10874483 >>10868633 My mouth: I'm busy My mind: I'm busy My dick: I'm not busy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 03:06:36 2018 No.10874490 >>10869989 if that canister is full of her farts then that is literally a picture of me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 03:10:44 2018 No.10874499 >>10868688 My crush: Dance with me. Me: umm...no. Arter that she drags me to dance with her, when she starts dancing, I turn around 360 degrees and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 03:18:14 2018 No.10874511 >>10870332 How can you even tell it's dyed? Her pale skin complexion looks like most other gingers/redheads.

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 03:28:13 2018 No.10874525

>>10874499
>my crush and I once had a drink together in a bar
>she was moderatly drunk
>we sit together on a couch, in front of our friends
>her hand gently and secretly creeps under my shirt
>she whispers dirty things into my ear, bites and kisses it
>I ponder if I should give her the d that night or shouldn't
>realise I woudn't love her anymore if I'll fuck her that night
>walked her home, said good night and walked away

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 03:31:04 2018 No.10874529 >>10873030 This is glorious

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 03:32:19 2018 No.10874532 >>10872915 What a virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 03:41:06 2018 No.10874542 >>10868426 this I had sex once with the girl I had been pursuing for a while, now I can say I'm not a virgin and don't feel the desire to have sex again as well as a sense of accomplishment getting the girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 03:48:20 2018 No.10874552 Expose myself as a pseud when pressed on my opinions? Not fucking likely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 03:57:12 2018 No.10874564 >>10868390 How would you describe this girl's eyes? Eva Lovia has the same eyes. A girl with eyes like this is automatically at least an 8.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 04:04:41 2018 No.10874572 >>10874564 >How would you describe this girl's eyes? Fake and gay

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 05:27:57 2018 No.10874730
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>>10868390
>get terrified
>look at her like a deer caught in the headlights
>feel flattered and smile autistically
>is she being put up to this?
>what's going on?
>she's cute
>no girl has ever talked to me before
>ugh but she's not really my type, I should wait for a better one
>I bet she's not even my true love, it would be a waste of time
>I bet she doesn't even really understand or appreciate this author
>I could talk to her and pretend i'm normal, I'd even intonate the words
>but that's fucking gross and looks stupid, I don't want to be a stupid normie
>I see what's going on here, God, you're trying to have something nice happen to me
>well fuck you, I won't be part of your game
>oh no I've been standing here staring into the distance for 10 seconds
>she looks worried
>"Y-y-you too!"
>run away in terror
>jerk off thinking about her for a week
>regret for the rest of my life
>die alone

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 05:52:53 2018 No.10874776 >short hair Instant red flag. No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 06:31:44 2018 No.10874848 File: 75 KB, 750x750, 1520048943840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"it's pronounced kah-mooh, anon hehe. stop trying to impress me, i know you read ya trash."

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 06:37:54 2018 No.10874857

>>10868390
>n-no thanks I'm in a hurry
>oh here's my number anon if..
>wait I just remembered-I mean-I need to go thxkbye

another bullet doged

I mean I can't even really imagine having a friend, a gf sounds nice but ultimately I know it would never come to either of those. I know how to act friendly, but I have never been let into this secret circle of "friends" where people get together to hang out when they don't have to. There seems to be all these secret handshakes and so on, and when I don't do them,people know I'm uninitiated, and act friendly but ultimately I'm not considered a friend. I think that I'm a friend, but then they disappear from my life completely sooner or later, without even a word.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 06:38:10 2018 No.10874859 >>10868529 Speaking the truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 07:08:48 2018 No.10874922 >>10868390 why am i in love

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 07:28:52 2018 No.10874957

reminder that nobody cares about your feeling and that
-men love to overestimate their performance in bed
-men love to be praised by any woman
-men love to underestimate the lust of women
-men love to underestimate the boredom of women
-there is nothing more boring to a woman than to be fucked over and over by only one man
-men love to think that women love men like women love children
-men love women
-men love to service women
-women love children
-women do not love men
-women are in heat all year long
-women see no reward for faithfulness
-women see the reward for sleeping around
-women see no reward for their virginity
-women do not desire to have only one provider for sex
-women do not desire to stay virgin
-women do not know how to stay virgin
-women do not desire to be prude
-women despise nonguly asexual men
-women fear of being asexual

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 07:38:43 2018 No.10874992 File: 156 KB, 881x600, 1519441668436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10874957 >MGTOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 07:44:00 2018 No.10875000 >>10874957 r9k ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 07:54:29 2018 No.10875026 >>10868390 >nose ring >short hair nah

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 08:18:40 2018 No.10875079 >>10874957 Who broke your heart anon? Ever heard of "there are plenty more fish in the sea"?

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 09:26:37 2018 No.10875215
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>>10874857
Are you me?
Do any anons know how to actually create meaningful relationships? Every "friend" I've ever had was basically someone I went to get lunch with so that I wouldn't be alone.
Never really felt cared for, even though I cared for then

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 11:32:05 2018 No.10875553 >>10868390 >Mouth: Same as my mind because I am honest. >Mind: Yes I'd love to. >Dick: Nothing because I do not give in to lust. >

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 11:41:30 2018 No.10875582 >>10873030 Feels fucking bad man you hear about "those creeps on the internet" and never think they're talking about you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 12:35:44 2018 No.10875778 >>10875553 >>Mouth: Same as my mind because I am honest. >>Mind: Yes I'd love to if you actually believe that you might be a brainlet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 12:50:09 2018 No.10875830 >>10875778 pls yamete

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 12:51:46 2018 No.10875835 >>10875553 LMAO pure ideology

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 12:52:20 2018 No.10875839 >>10868612 >Stop smiling at me when you know that we both know that I want to suck your fucking flaps top fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 13:12:37 2018 No.10875912 >>10874525 >>10874542 I feel the same way. Having sex with a girl outside of a dedicated relationship immediately removes her from my pool of potential partners.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 13:17:03 2018 No.10875928 File: 442 KB, 500x508, 1519662905951.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868492 a surprisingly spot on post. in complete seriousness, only lesbians dress like OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 13:21:59 2018 No.10875947 >>10868612 positively joycean

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 13:55:36 2018 No.10876073 >>10868612 More like sardine flavored juices

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 13:55:42 2018 No.10876074 File: 510 KB, 480x480, 1521387246683.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868612

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 13:59:19 2018 No.10876090 This picture was taken inside of recycled books in Denton, TX

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 14:21:11 2018 No.10876150 >>10876090 this post was made from inside a basement in denton, tx

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 14:23:38 2018 No.10876154 >>10876150 We don't have basements in Texas, silly

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 14:26:37 2018 No.10876163 >>10874529 this is so old yawn maybe find a new virgin snitch and one that is actually pretty

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 14:36:14 2018 No.10876195 >>10876154 this post was made in a dairy queen, next to a stars, across the street from a whataburger in denton, tx

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 14:43:00 2018 No.10876228 Grimace with discomfort, look down at her groin three seconds too long, say "s-sorry", and then as she walks off looking disturbed and confused I behead her with my katana.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 14:44:02 2018 No.10876233 >>10876228 >and then as she walks off looking disturbed and confused I behead her with my katana. (mentally)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 14:49:30 2018 No.10876258 >>10868390 complement her kafkaesqe attire. casually mention that i hate white people. try to pull her off my dick before the librarian sees and takes away my library card

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 14:53:57 2018 No.10876279 >>10868529 And people said that lit was safe from reddit

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 15:00:56 2018 No.10876302

>>10875912
>me at a party
>some slutty chubby girl sits next to me
>without any warning she asks me "why don't you want to have sex?"
>oh_heavens_how_can_I_scarce_myself_from_this_predicament.avi playing at ferocious speed in my soul
>immediately, without hesitation, subconsciously even, I say: "I will only have sex with a woman I love"
>"oh, okay" she says and we sit in awkward silence for like five minutes until it's my turn to play pool
now it's my motto guys and a noble excuse for being a virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 15:44:37 2018 No.10876437 >>10868390 Tell her we're going back to my place to fuck right now, and then do it. Because this is 100% a dream and I'm not wasting my dream on a coffee.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 15:51:16 2018 No.10876456 >>10868390 this is beta male incel nonsense, these make-believe 4chan alpha-beta-omega torture memes you fucking faggots pass around are repulsive

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 17:02:07 2018 No.10876725 >>10868390 Have coffee, start dating, kiss her, go back to her place, eat her out so thoroughly she cries, get married, have kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 17:16:17 2018 No.10876788 >>10876725 >eat her out so thoroughly she cries Are you sure, you aren't just biting her clit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 17:20:42 2018 No.10876812 no fuck off, women never say anything interesting.

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 17:39:47 2018 No.10876906

>>10868390
Me: Sure just let me call my Girlfriend and let her know I'm running late b/c having coffee with some random woman I met at the book store.

Her: (this conversation is over)

>This actually happened once

>Girlfriend told me if it ever happens again to just go get coffee and try to bed the cute smart girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 17:43:21 2018 No.10876917 >>10876195 Texan Larry McMurtry read Walter Benjamin at a Dairy Queen once at some random location in the great (big) state o' Texas..

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 17:46:54 2018 No.10876934 >>10876906 disgusting and didn’t happen

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 17:56:19 2018 No.10876971 >>10868390 Y-you too

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:01:21 2018 No.10876994 >>10876934 Totally happened. The book I held was Hey Rube, a printed collection of Hunter Thompson articles he wrote for ESPN.com.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:04:29 2018 No.10877008 >>10876994 is your gf a tulpa

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:09:49 2018 No.10877027 >>10868612 My mouth: licking her pussy pussy, this taste good My mind: i hope she's liking this My dick: being stroked by my hand, about to cum

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:11:46 2018 No.10877033 >>10877027 but this is not a based braaap post :^(

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:18:24 2018 No.10877049 >>10868390 Sperg out and kick her in the face

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:21:36 2018 No.10877057 >>10868390 >haha actually i don't really like reading >want to come over to my place and watch some quality anime?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:23:55 2018 No.10877064 >>10877008 >tulpa Did you watch Twin Peaks and now you are using that word all over the place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:25:08 2018 No.10877069 >>10876906 That's because she is sleeping around with other people herself. So in case you find out she has something to hold over your head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:25:41 2018 No.10877073 >>10877064 no I watched mlp instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:29:49 2018 No.10877084 >>10877073 then that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:36:08 2018 No.10877112 >>10868390 Wait isn't that girl the one /lit/ literally caused to quit youtube?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:40:19 2018 No.10877120 >>10877073 lol I also remember browsing /mlp/ when tulpa and fluffy pony threads were popular there. Though it seems fluffies aren't allowed anymore, so they moved those to /b/. I haven't been to either board for years now, but it was fun back then.

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:43:51 2018 No.10877125

>>10876302
Are you me?
>at party to support a friend trying to get laid.
>girl he likes is there along with her friends
>get wildly drunk, on of them comes on to me.
>she makes out with me while I mime back, unsure how to respond
>my friend, his girl, her friend, and I go back to my house
>the friend tries to unzip my pants as I'm talking about Wonder Showzen and my dead lizard.
>I keep babbling like an Autist until she gives up trying to fuck me
>we sleep in my bed
>she wakes up the next morning to me sitting with my legs crossed reading Inherent Vice.
>I pretend to shower as she packs her shit and leaves
>my friend thanks me because he got head.;

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:46:46 2018 No.10877136 >>10877073 >>10877120 my niggas i remember pony tulpa threads as well, i tried to make one myself but i gave up which i'm glad for now i would have probably ended up creating a monster, then i'd have to make a Jackie Chan tulpa to fight it and so on

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:51:59 2018 No.10877155 >>10877069 Nah she's just weird.

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 18:57:09 2018 No.10877167

>>10877136
tulpas don't work that way
they just magnify your autism x100 and you become a "tulpamancer", which is like a wizard but worse

you see once you have a tulpa you need to make another one to keep that first tulpa company, but since that is an odd number one of you will be always left out of the romantic relationship, so you make a third one.
if you have 3 why not make 3 more and so on, eventually you can essentially program your subconscious to induce permanent hallucinations in the form of a first person shooter overlay, or simply become a tulpa yourself, essentially living inside your own brain, and letting your multiple tulpas take turns on your body - this is called switching

nobody really knows what is the next level afterwards, probably creating and "retiring" personalities at will, leaving your ego in a constant state of flux, or something even weirder

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 19:04:29 2018 No.10877197 >>10877167 yeah i did actually use to participate in the threads and learn how to practice, i was just referencing that old screencap https://ii.yuki.la/2/16/bec91f59cfafdd3597a044a2c89d6e2476bebe786cecb825d581f879f6881162.png

Anonymous Wed Mar 21 19:07:43 2018 No.10877211
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>>10868612
>Being this much of a degenerated virgin with latent cuck tendecies

Stop being a massive faggot and don't ever post on this site or reply to me or my wife's son ever again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 19:15:37 2018 No.10877253 File: 93 KB, 755x696, 1518602951452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10877155 Keep telling yourself that dubs boi...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 19:42:35 2018 No.10877369 >>10877112 There are two, but no they aren't that cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 19:47:17 2018 No.10877388 I AM JEWISH

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 20:42:36 2018 No.10877605 File: 133 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone tell me if the bookstore is a good place to meet girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 20:53:19 2018 No.10877637 >>10877605 Well, there are no girls in your mom's basement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 20:54:32 2018 No.10877646 >>10877637 Unless it's that kind of basement... <_<

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 21:09:57 2018 No.10877716 >>10877155 >Nah she's just weird. You're so naive that I don't even want to insult you. I just want to give you a polite handshake and some kind words of reassurance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 21 22:30:18 2018 No.10878084 File: 65 KB, 604x453, 1519247463631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868669 Nobody is this avoidant

Anonymous Thu Mar 22 00:16:33 2018 No.10878465

>>10877125
>friend wants to fuck girl
>he doesn’t habe the balls
>grow tired of being his wingman and make a move
>end up fucking her at random nights
>one day she comes to my house
>she came back from a weeb convention or something
>start making out
>she is blowing me when I realize that she has a deathly hallows bracelet
>boner almost instantly starts shriveling
>end up fucking harder than I’ve ever fucked anyone from behind
>cum in her mouth
>lit upa ciggie and say “you can leave now”

And I never fucked her again nor have I felt sexual desire for people whom I deemed unintelligent ever again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 00:30:45 2018 No.10878523 >>10868778 my twisted world wasn't that good

Anonymous Thu Mar 22 00:53:03 2018 No.10878590

>fuck why is this happening why is this stupid slut talking to me what should I say I just wanted to buy a book and now someone is talking to me fucking why
>”uhhhhh” looks around awkwardly three seconds of “sorry I’m uhhhhhhhhhhhh kind of busy maybe some other time” walk away without exchanging contact info and gtfo store

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 03:49:39 2018 No.10879098 >>10868390 s-sure b-but i don’t drink coffee

Anonymous Thu Mar 22 03:59:26 2018 No.10879122
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>TFW you know a cute and pure /lit/ chick but you're too much of a fag to do anything
>TFW she has been mercilessly trying hang out with you on and off but you refuse to accept
>TFW you know she's better off without you
I should be executed for being a ginourmous faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 04:09:27 2018 No.10879142 >>10870430 That's a scary bird, but I'm glad he's happy.

Anonymous Thu Mar 22 04:23:21 2018 No.10879163 [DELETED]

>>10879122
If she's really as /lit/ as you say then she'll be able to wrap her mind around neurotic aversion in general. Plus there are very few "cute and pure" lit girls out there, let alone ones that happen to be specifically into anon and trying to chase them down. You should seriously consider getting into contact with her. The odds that this is even happening to you in the first place warrants your giving it a chance.

Anonymous Thu Mar 22 04:36:35 2018 No.10879195

>>10879163
As life is kind, she is cruel
I seem lucky, but am a fool
For all my fortune, what I lack
Is any grace and any back

Frankly anon, what I'm trying to say, is that she's too good for me in a great many ways that I'm too ashamed to describe here. Its not that I have any delusion of her perfection. Its just that I know all too well my flaws.
I appreciate your encouragement but I'm afraid I simply can't. I have plans on dying alone and childless, and ruining sweet young girls in the prime of both our mutual youths is not on the books.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 04:53:41 2018 No.10879233 >>10878084 me on the left

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 05:13:39 2018 No.10879255 Sure, i heard about this author on goodreads :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 11:25:23 2018 No.10880210 >>10868612 >I'll smell your holes bitch this is how women should be spoken to

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 14:55:43 2018 No.10881129 >>10879233 Me on the right. Please get a job my son.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 15:20:00 2018 No.10881213 >>10868390 Sorry lady, only cocks for me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 15:23:40 2018 No.10881221 >>10881213 based aidsguy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 15:24:27 2018 No.10881224 >>10878465 >just lose my virginity to my roommates ex girlfriend last night It wasn't fun. I feel really gross.

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