i'm putting together a crew.

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Anonymous Mon Mar 19 13:34:31 2018 No.10866265 [Reply] [Original]

i'm putting together a crew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 13:38:51 2018 No.10866277 >>10866265 A crew you say? Do tell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 13:40:08 2018 No.10866279 File: 16 KB, 320x262, 14164[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10866265 I'm in, my asian nigga. What do you need me to do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 13:41:30 2018 No.10866283 File: 71 KB, 590x596, squatman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10866265 single ominous piano note There was an idea...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 13:42:08 2018 No.10866285 File: 71 KB, 652x1000, m2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10866277 >>10866279 it involves a military facility

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 13:58:29 2018 No.10866326 File: 53 KB, 660x480, 445_ghost_dog_1_998x561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the guy who dies first

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:12:00 2018 No.10866368 Schopenhaur: I told you, I'm out of that business! CIA agent wordlessly slides over a dossier with Hegel's picture inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:14:12 2018 No.10866372 >>10866368 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:15:40 2018 No.10866380 loving this meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:16:29 2018 No.10866383 >>10866265 >>10866285 Your codename is shorty

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:32:41 2018 No.10866450

>>10866368
>Your mission is to proceed up the consciousness River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Hegel's path, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Hegel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Hegel's command.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:59:04 2018 No.10866562 >Hi, I'm Dr. William Pierce >I am Ta-Nehisi Coates >Oh, we're using our made-up names? Then I am "Andrew Macdonald." winks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:12:52 2018 No.10866615 File: 2.07 MB, 480x273, willard.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10866450 Terminate the Hegel's command?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:15:45 2018 No.10866628 File: 22 KB, 312x475, Hegel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10866615 He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding philosophers.

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:20:31 2018 No.10866652

>>10866628
How many philosophers had I already killed? There were those six that I knew about for sure. Close enough to blow their last theory in my face. But this time, it was a continental and a german one at that. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. Shit... charging a man with bad ideology on this board was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:22:34 2018 No.10866997 >>10866562 underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:24:13 2018 No.10867004 >>10866562 Tallahassee Coats

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:25:22 2018 No.10867013 File: 78 KB, 700x700, henry-miller-brooklyn-e1370499070132[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the job?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:40:57 2018 No.10867102 File: 118 KB, 873x913, mishimabeach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10867013 heads will roll also you must wear the uniform i designed

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:43:18 2018 No.10867117
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Fools, the lot of you! My plot to have revolting French sex with attractive young African women is unstoppable, Mishima, and you know it. Now send this band of ragtag misfits back to whatever holes they crawled out from...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:50:06 2018 No.10867162 >>10866279 Mr. Yellow >>10866283 Mr. White >>10867013 Mr. Blonde >>10866326 Mr. Nigger >>10867102 Mr. Pink (left) and Mr. Blue(right) on their summer vacation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 16:50:50 2018 No.10867167 File: 120 KB, 723x900, james-joyce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Headquarters? Baby Tuckoo calling in. >We've got a "Moocow" on the loose!

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 17:14:33 2018 No.10867255
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-Wait... Hold your fire. HOLD YOUR FIRE!
-Heh...
-Well I’ll be... I thought you died in Zanzibar
-Spooked as always my favourite asian property, what are you doing in my turf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 17:36:18 2018 No.10867395 File: 274 KB, 547x800, IMG_2177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sir I must take your duck >hands it over >And your other duck >Thats a rabbit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 17:38:49 2018 No.10867407 File: 294 KB, 1280x720, thelitpendables.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 17:41:07 2018 No.10867418

>We're willing to make a deal if you are. Join our crew and you get-
>Get what? I've got everything I need inside this cell!
>Freedom. And a little something extra. Show him boys!
*a fierce wind rushes through the iron bars of the prison window as a helicopter carrying Ted Kaczynski's shed descends into view*

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 17:42:06 2018 No.10867424 File: 57 KB, 632x207, Bildschirmfoto 2018-03-19 um 22.41.41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wtf...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 17:43:36 2018 No.10867429 >>10867424 translate this to american for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 17:44:13 2018 No.10867435 >>10867429 5'1"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:14:31 2018 No.10867592 >>10867435 wew lad classic japs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:15:43 2018 No.10867601 >>10867424 So that's why he did that sudoku thing jesus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:17:00 2018 No.10867609 File: 48 KB, 800x729, F3B02003-AFBF-44F2-9393-D57F31A5402E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10867429 >Measuring things by feet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:20:26 2018 No.10867625 >>10867424 Kek imagine witnessing this guy telling you to retake the glory of the emperor and raffing him into suicide

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:20:28 2018 No.10867626 File: 95 KB, 529x732, bloom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One last job...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:22:04 2018 No.10867632 >>10867609 >measuring things by Cubits Stupid Babylonianfag

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:24:47 2018 No.10867651
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Hemingway stands on the end of a long dock, fishing. The two agents, in suits and dress shoes, stand on the beach, clearly out of place.
>Is that him?
>Oh yeah. That's him.
They awkwardly climb onto the dock and walk over to Hemingway, who's reeling in the line.
>Papa?
Hemingway stops reeling for a moment and turns his head. There is half a minute of silence. Finally, Hemingway speaks:
>What took you so long?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:25:01 2018 No.10867652 >>10866450 Hearty kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:25:55 2018 No.10867657 >>10867626 Yes Senator. Your will be done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:27:32 2018 No.10867668 >>10866997 >underrated >referencing a marvel movie trailer that came out a week ago shut up fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:36:08 2018 No.10867713 >JEAN-PAUL! GET IN HERE! What the FUCK am I hearing about them reopening our files? We closed this case years ago! You know what will happen if they find out... B-but I am so old n- >Bring me pictures of Jordan Spidermeme. Now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:38:22 2018 No.10867722 File: 23 KB, 468x480, EH8410P_2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10867651 >I can't do it >I SAID TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:40:29 2018 No.10867743 >>10867424 oh nononono

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:41:10 2018 No.10867747 File: 18 KB, 402x402, James-Joyce-9358676-2-4021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10867722 >deal with him Hemmingway, deal with him! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpPsAojqcKo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:43:47 2018 No.10867761 >>10866368 >>10866450 >>10866615 >>10866628 >>10866652 Top Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:51:31 2018 No.10867797 >>10866265 Thank you OP, I will wake tomorrow with the smile you have gifted me, still upon my face

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:55:20 2018 No.10867816
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>*shot of a dramatically lit castle-looking building, rain outside*
>"They said we could find him here. Long Island Mental Institution. Wonder how the poor bastard ended up in here."
>"I wonder how the crazy fucker wasn't here in the first place."
>*the group walks through a complex of ever more imposing doors and locks, past armed guards and tripwires set to blow*
>*they finally roll back an enormous vault*
>*Pinch is sitting in a chair, eating a banana*
>"Hey guys, what're you doing here? Long time no see."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:56:38 2018 No.10867823 File: 24 KB, 334x441, 56-209074-yukio-mishima.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10866265 What would his Stand be called? RUNAWAY HORSES?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:59:59 2018 No.10867838 >>10867626 "Bloom, please" >"I can't I quit, that life." "But Harold, they want to steal the Canon..." >"..." >"One Last mission, eh?" >bloom sticks his copy of Hamlet into his holster >"What the hell. I gotta do something in my old age."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:12:24 2018 No.10867908 >>10866450 >Schopenhauer: "I've killed Hegel" >Hegel rises from the dead >Hegel: "Merely negation, my dear Schopenhauer."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:19:49 2018 No.10867943 >>10867747 legit laughed out loud

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:19:57 2018 No.10867945 >>10867747 That's great. This is also a follow-up post on Hemingway's boxing: http://www.openculture.com/2013/10/ernest-hemingways-delusional-adventures-in-boxing-my-writing-is-nothing-my-boxing-is-everything.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:20:34 2018 No.10867950 >>10867838 Have you heard that interview where he literally says that he’s too old and expects his old enemies and everyone to think he is already dead? I liked him before that but after hearing him I want to fight for him

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:23:21 2018 No.10867969 >>10867816 Ignore this, we need the real Pynchman

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:30:09 2018 No.10868002 >>10867601 >>10867625 >>10867743 >japanese people are short, this is shcoking news to me Literal retarts, can't believe the state of this board at times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:32:11 2018 No.10868008 >>10868002 5'1" is even short for Japanese people. You're the retard here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:33:10 2018 No.10868014 >>10868002 there's short and then there's laterally a midget he'd have to stand on his tippy toes to suck on a grown man's nipples

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:47:04 2018 No.10868069 >>10868002 The average Japanese man is 172cm. The average Japanse girl is 158cm. Mishima was 155cm. He would have to travel to a pygmy tribe to find a place where he wouldn't be comically short.

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:49:46 2018 No.10868079
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>meeting a high income client in person for details on the job, keeping things discrete.
>entering his heavily guarded home.
>gruff security guard blocks his path as he enters.
>"Sir, no literary alter-egos from this point on. I'll have to ask you to hand over your heteronyms."
>pulls out two high caliber heteronyms from his waist and puts them on the table.
>"All of them, sir."
>"Alright, you got me."
>starts pulling out increasingly intimidating, complex and seemingly unconcealable heteronyms from his trousers, shirt and overcoat
>table is now full heteronyms as the other guards look on in awe.
>"O-o-ok sir, you may now enter the property."
>"Thanks, see ya."
>walks in confidently.
>still has Bernardo Soares hidden in an ankle holster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:53:38 2018 No.10868097 underrated thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:54:50 2018 No.10868100 >>10867722 >Hand over the adverbs, NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 20:07:59 2018 No.10868127 >>10868002 The minimum height to be inducted into the Japanese army is 5'1

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 20:09:41 2018 No.10868134 >>10868079 underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 20:11:28 2018 No.10868138 File: 2.37 MB, 440x440, 1500612975719.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hands him K-nova, synthetic serotonin, female orgasm analogs, cinematic 9mm, and HIV+

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 20:35:21 2018 No.10868211 >>10867816 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 20:39:09 2018 No.10868231 >>10868079 Why are there so many pics of him if he was a literal who during his lifetime

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:03:40 2018 No.10868328 >>10868231 Literal who for the general public, he was friends with all the hippest guys in Lisbon at the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:39:25 2018 No.10868459 >>10867424 nicht zo groß

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:43:30 2018 No.10868476
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>>10868138
I feel like he would be the one they put the crew together to stop.
>Zizek: You've *sniffs* glootted yourself on the trash-heap of *sniffs* iteology long enaff, Nicholash
>Land: Not so long that I've come to believe my own garbage, Slavoj

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:45:45 2018 No.10868490 File: 452 KB, 600x522, hulkano.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you wont like me when i'm angry

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:14:12 2018 No.10868603 >>10868476 Ahaha holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:16:55 2018 No.10868615 >>10868490 Where do you get all these obscure pictures of him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:55:00 2018 No.10868771 File: 127 KB, 595x900, RAWRano.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868615 google

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 01:12:45 2018 No.10869308
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>down a dusty, no-name fire trail
>the suits, Smith and Jones, come upon a peacock farm in East Jesus, Nowhere
>a feeble young woman totters uneasily their way
>"Say, Smith... isn't that an artificial leg?"
>Smith is contemplating the fresh, quarter-sized holes in his heart, right through the Byzantine Christ he had tattooed on his back
>the last thing Jones hears is the beep-beep-beep of a tractor in reverse
>as he lays dying, a vision of dancing niggers fills the sky and Jones reaches out towards salvation
>the woman pulls out her bible, opens it, and drinks deeply from the flask stashed within
>she drawls, "You cayn't be any porrur than dead."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 01:18:21 2018 No.10869324 File: 352 KB, 1200x1801, CGJung.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Let me be your mage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 02:53:57 2018 No.10869591 File: 333 KB, 600x435, derrida-heidegger-porno1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no Kobo Abe Into the trash, my man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 02:56:57 2018 No.10869603 >>10867255 Spook? SPOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 04:45:53 2018 No.10869840 >>10866326 yo this is a great movie

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 05:03:55 2018 No.10869859 Nice thread tbqh

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 05:11:33 2018 No.10869869 File: 144 KB, 2560x1920, 1521150789569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10867609

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 05:28:20 2018 No.10869899 >>10867823 Hidden Gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 05:54:27 2018 No.10869959 File: 203 KB, 1213x921, 1521452614428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868476 Lmao!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 05:56:37 2018 No.10869965 >>10869899 >Hidden

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 06:20:41 2018 No.10870020 >>10867013 based henry miller poster

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 06:21:59 2018 No.10870022 >>10867395 nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 08:24:28 2018 No.10870381 >>10869965 What then? Open Homo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 11:32:24 2018 No.10870969 i like this thread nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 11:35:27 2018 No.10870982 >>10866265 tfw mishima will never smash my boipussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 11:39:44 2018 No.10870991 >>10870982 just stick your thumb in your ass, probably bigger than his dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 11:39:58 2018 No.10870992 >>10869869 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 11:54:12 2018 No.10871045 >>10870991 >thumb gross

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