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Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:00:12 2018 No.10819609 [Reply] [Original]

Post your novel ideas. It's not like they're going anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:13:12 2018 No.10819660 >>10819609 four taped ears washer buoy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:19:00 2018 No.10819679 >>10819609 I can be whatever the fuck I want except what I really want to be

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 17:27:49 2018 No.10819705 >>10819679 >A man can do what he wills, but he cannot will what he wills Become what you are. You are who you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:39:15 2018 No.10820260 File: 228 KB, 750x749, 12ADEAEA-62CF-42F6-98F3-462AC8CF9163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 82k words into it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:42:07 2018 No.10820267 >>10820260 Those parenthesis look like they were put there to convince yourself more than anyone else, but seriously it sounds like shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 19:51:16 2018 No.10820299 >>10819609 A story about minorities in America

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:02:32 2018 No.10820338 >>10820267 Then don’t read it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:04:10 2018 No.10820343 File: 3.67 MB, 3264x2448, 1520643850114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10820299

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:08:14 2018 No.10820364 >>10820338 Don't worry, no-one will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:23:40 2018 No.10820404 File: 135 KB, 880x586, 73D88E95-907E-41EA-8A13-313294ECC86D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10820364 Too late.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:41:09 2018 No.10820454 I've got the opening line. "It's an ill-known fact of nature that any man can only be hit by a car once in his life."

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:44:16 2018 No.10820457 >>10820343 >alot Fucking niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:46:52 2018 No.10820464 File: 177 KB, 667x876, 1509580358660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10819609 >>10820260 >>10820267 >>10820343 >>10820364 >>10820404 >>10820454

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:50:09 2018 No.10820484 >>10819609 Dragons arguing idgaf

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 20:53:06 2018 No.10820492 can someone please point me to the origin of this stupid fucking tapir meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 21:05:20 2018 No.10820525 >>10820492 Which way to your mums cunt?

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 21:06:51 2018 No.10820530
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>>10820492
SHOWed up about a month ago. Homeboy just picked a random image and ran with it the same way as the rest of the shit starts around here. Id imagine no one really knows

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 23:19:07 2018 No.10820834 File: 35 KB, 480x480, sq8L1SNN-9n50GzFjg3j1PVBN1BrA5m-U8lorcoj76o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10820260 deleet dis

Anonymous Fri Mar 9 23:34:21 2018 No.10820871
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>>10820530

OP OG tapirbro here, yea that's pretty much it. I wasn't trying to artificially force a meme it's just that tapirs are cress and I like novel idea threads. That's about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 9 23:54:55 2018 No.10820938 >>10820260 Could be interesting

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:11:52 2018 No.10820989 >>10820530 >>10820871 Where are the disgustposters (directed at tapirposters)? I miss replying with >>10820464

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:20:54 2018 No.10821019 >>10820343 would read

Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:42:42 2018 No.10821086
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>>10820454
Well that's not remotely true anon.
I got hit by two cars and a van consecutively in less than a fifteen second period, then dragged on my bike by the back of the van into a telephone pole when the van swerved.

Six weeks later, after the skin on my arms healed beyond green pizza cheese, I got hit by another car. And then the same fucker in the same van, three streets over from the first time.

>Maybe I'm a zombie though, desu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:44:08 2018 No.10821090 >>10820989 >>10819609 What the fuck is this image? What the fuck is that thing? I fucking hate it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:48:06 2018 No.10821095 >>10819609 Something like the flying nun except a beautiful woman using her jewbs to fly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 00:55:08 2018 No.10821126 >>10821086 I know it's not true, I got hit by a car and used to say it when people commented on my stupid street walking habits. Until I got hit by a second car. I was just thinking it would be a cool little pseudo-science surreal comedy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 01:49:25 2018 No.10821311 >>10820989 >>10821090 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePvIk5glCK4

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 10:53:14 2018 No.10822516 >>10821019 Should be done with it in a few weeks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 11:05:42 2018 No.10822545 >>10821090 Somebody tell me what that thing is so I can hate and be afraid of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 15:19:17 2018 No.10823419 >>10820871 Man, im the og og tapirbro, and tapirposting came before "post your novel idea" posts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 10 16:42:13 2018 No.10823785 >>10823419 tapirs are chill ass motherfuckers

Anonymous Sat Mar 10 17:28:36 2018 No.10823949
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A soldier decides to desert in the middle of a war between not!USSR and not!Germany set in the 1980s and flee across the ocean to not!USA. He's able to do this because due to circumstance he's been left behind by his army in a sort of no-man's-land. While in the no-man's-land (a city) he comes across a wounded soldier from the other side. Because he has decided that for him the war is over he decides to doctor this wounded soldier back to health to "prove" to himself that he has quit the war.

The soldier from the enemy side gets better and they both decide to flee together after loitering in the city for a bit (and going through some conflict with the starving civilians they're surviving amongst). They repair a jeep and head to the coast (not far away) where, again, they have to repair a boat. They do this, but are unable to flee across the sea. The only solution then is the sea-ice land bridge that connects not!Europe with not!USA over the north pole. Cue man vs. nature struggle.

They finally arrive in the USA and there is a denouement of adjustment.

The story will technically be a gay romance but I'm going to write it as a war novel, because soppy love stories disgust me.

Marketing tagline will be, as is only fitting, can love bloom on the battlefield?

Anonymous Sat Mar 10 17:37:03 2018 No.10823979

It's a novel about a guy who sits at his computer posting the same thing over and over again day in and day out, consuming the ideas of other people and having none of his own before he looks in the mirror and realises he's become old and created nothing.

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