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althusser did it
bukowski did it
burroughs did it
the beating of a woman is both enlivening and titillatingly intertextual. what does think of this particular practice? does your girlfriend mind the occassional william tell? is she hipster enough for the full scale de sade?

>> No.1081171

I slap bitches with slabs of diamond.

>> No.1081175

>what does think of this particular practice?
*/lit/

>> No.1081176

Bukowski was a drunk, emotionally stunted asshole who happened to write well in a certain style of brevity.
Burroughs was a drugged lunatic who happened to write provocatively.
You should've mentioned Celine anyways, he was better than Bukowski. Ferdinand was still a rotten cocksucker, that he was a misogynist didn't make it more enjoyable for me.
I don't know anything about Althusser but there was most likely something pretty wrong with him if he beat women. It's a bully behavior, through and through.
If you got a sense of pleasure out of it, that's your deal. I didn't.

>> No.1081182

>>1081176
>It's a bully behavior, through and through.
what sir cabalero blanco think of being courteous then? it strikes me as outrageously sexist!
>there was most likely something pretty wrong with him if he beat women.
by that criteria he was normal

>> No.1081188

*criterion

>> No.1081197

Why would I beat my girlfriend?

In fact, why would I hit anyone I care about? Who would do that and why would people stick with that kind of asshole?

Guess I'll just stick to buttsex and threesomes with my girl instead. I don't have to hit her to induce a little pain for pleasure.

>> No.1081200

>buttsex
is pretty bourgeois and tame
>threesomes
to have something to brag about to the bros?

>> No.1081202

>Who would do that

lots

>and why would people stick with that kind of asshole?

because they like it

>> No.1081203

Sometimes it's good to beat a woman because it's the only way they can learn.

>> No.1081208

>>1081203
nonsense
women are the natural dyslexics.

>> No.1081210

>>1081203

>women
>learn

uhhh

>> No.1081212

i cannot beat a woman without her reciting beat poetry

>> No.1081213

>>1081210
>>1081208
I'm talking about the basics guys. Like ironing and baking pie. Slap. Add. Slap. More. Slap. Flour. Slap. Bitch. Slap.

>> No.1081217

/lit/, i am absolutely appalled. i was just about to start a thread about what tropes and literary characters my nipples could remind you of.

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>> No.1081226

Have you seen that clip where Bukowski is all fucked up and he kicks at his girlfriend? It's pretty funny because you can really tell old chuck is completely inept at the art of hand to hand combat. I don't think he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag. I'll see if I can find it on youtube

>> No.1081236

disgusting.
>thread hidden

>> No.1081250

Burroughs shot a bitch in the head

after that is when his career really took off

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>>1081236
people like you made the holocaust possible.

>> No.1081256

>>1081236
Good Job

>> No.1081260

>>1081250

True fax

Murdering a drunk woman is the greatest thing a writer can do for himself.

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>>1081217
Might I preemptively suggest that your breasts look like two aardvarks smooshed close together?

>> No.1081300

>>1081250
althusser has strangled a hoe at the dawn of his academic career.

folks like gilles de rais, ivan vassilievich the fourth or henry of tudor the eight just aren't, by far, as hip.

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>> is she hipster enough for the full scale de sade

Well i dunno about that. I mean she does occasionally enjoy me shitting in her mouth while a young boy frigs my prick and a jacobite monk farts into her vagina

>> No.1081325

>>1081323
Good times.

>> No.1081337

everyone here makes me sad

>> No.1081351

>>1081250
It was his wife and his son was watching. You cannot ever understand a piece of art.

>> No.1081361

>>1081323
Do you need some kind of swing system to pull this off or...? Also, does it have to be a Jacobite monk?

>> No.1081366

>>1081361

Yes it has to be a Jacobite monk. I guess you could replace him with an 80 year old nun but meh...it's just not the same.

>> No.1081397

This is actually not a bad idea.
I lol'd

>> No.1081405

Good beating must pleasure every real women. Read Bible or Koran, it is principle of good people to beat their women.

>> No.1081824

>>1081405

It reminds them of the scolding God gave Eve. This is why women crave discipline.