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Anonymous Mon Mar 5 11:51:04 2018 No.10798146 [DELETED]

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I guess I'm not gonna make it. Jesus christ, this was my last chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 11:53:37 2018 No.10798162 post it here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 11:53:49 2018 No.10798164 low effort fake

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 11:53:55 2018 No.10798165 >>10798146 Can I read it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 11:54:03 2018 No.10798166 Try writing something less dark. high chance it will be shittier, but do try

>>	SAT !1WoMBQlV5w Mon Mar 5 11:55:23 2018 No.10798174 File: 115 KB, 914x596, leftopiaexcerpt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10798166 >>10798162 >>10798165 >>10798164 Here is a small piece

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 11:56:52 2018 No.10798183 >>10798174 Is this Alex Jones fanfic?

>>	SAT !1WoMBQlV5w Mon Mar 5 11:59:25 2018 No.10798193 File: 452 KB, 803x738, LEFTOPIAebookscreenshot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10798183 No, it's from my book

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 12:01:59 2018 No.10798204 >>10798174 You're cramming too many memes in at once, it comes off as really desperate. Why do you want to make this a book instead of just a crappy greentext?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 12:02:54 2018 No.10798212 >>10798174 >>10798193 >The dystopia was such a dystopia >Looked at himself in the mirror >Fucking memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 12:05:06 2018 No.10798223 >>10798146 Enviados means sent. So you emailed yourself and didnt even bother hiding it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 12:06:04 2018 No.10798227 File: 338 KB, 538x572, 1519308742362.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post more OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 12:07:35 2018 No.10798233 Wait, spam-chan is latinx?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 12:08:40 2018 No.10798240 >>10798223 Rekt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 12:10:26 2018 No.10798246 >>10798146 Fake and gay, you sent that message to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 12:11:13 2018 No.10798250 >>10798223 >para mi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 12:41:19 2018 No.10798369 >>10798250 Even worse lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 13:37:42 2018 No.10798620 File: 214 KB, 393x391, 1508056157314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw this thread Desu, we need more people like op on /lit/.

>>	SAT !1WoMBQlV5w Mon Mar 5 13:43:49 2018 No.10798649 >>10798620 Talented writers who were denied their Publishing? I agree, unfortunately for the rest of this board, my writing talents and I are a diamond dozen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 13:44:33 2018 No.10798651 >>10798146 http://mentalfloss.com/article/91169/16-famous-authors-and-their-rejections

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 13:45:07 2018 No.10798656 >>10798649 I think he meant "insane frauds who write at an 8th grade level"

Anonymous Mon Mar 5 13:52:20 2018 No.10798677

>>10798146
Like dfw said, many people write just for the sake of being clever. Being clever is only awarded with its recognition. The problem with clever work is it is hollow and without meaning. You write to deliver a message, you write to try to magnify an issues or something meaningful about the human experience. This work is nothing but clever. I hope this is all a joke and I'm the butt of it because if its not then I feel nothing for you. I don't pity you, and if this is your sincere attempt to become a writer you will never reach anything but being clever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 13:58:45 2018 No.10798696 This is why I'll likely self-publish, situations like this definitely aren't worth it, and would likely result in my blacklisting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 14:02:57 2018 No.10798711 >>10798174 Try being more subtle, OP.

SAT !1WoMBQlV5w Mon Mar 5 14:03:54 2018 No.10798716
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>>10798677
Look at this prick on his /lit/ high horse. You've never even attempted to publish have you? You keep scrapping all of your manuscripts in hopes that one day you'll finally write 'THE ONE", but that day'll never come and do you know why? Because you have no balls, no CAJONES. I understand that my Novella wasn't that good, but I made an attempt to get somewhere with it. As Illfounded an attempt it was, it was still one more than you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 14:08:03 2018 No.10798736 >>10798716 You fucked up, and got blacklisted from a publisher for thinking it was a good idea to submit something you know they would hate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 14:09:33 2018 No.10798744 >>10798146 This was on r9k a couple of days ago, so you are either OP reposting old shit, or some identity theft with no creativity to create an actual thread. Either way, you are evil.

SAT !1WoMBQlV5w Mon Mar 5 14:11:06 2018 No.10798750

>>10798736
I didn't think they'd hate it, I was actually shocked to read that email, yeah I pushed a multitude of boundaries per paragraph but they really took some serious offense to it, maybe I struck a chord? Probably. It's not like I sent it to an accomplished publisher such as Penguin books, y'know?

>>10798744
Read some Neescha, then come talk to me about evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 14:12:52 2018 No.10798761 Why is everyone falling for the most obvious bait of all time?

SAT !1WoMBQlV5w Mon Mar 5 14:15:32 2018 No.10798775

>>10798761
It ain't though. I genuinely tried to write an incredibly deep and meaning full tale about Lonely men and the woes of modernity we are plagued with. Hence the soy, and jews, and homoerotic tendencies and thoughts seemingly out of the blue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 14:28:22 2018 No.10798830 >>10798761 welcome to nu/lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 15:00:17 2018 No.10798988 >>10798716 I'd rather not attemot to publish then submit that piece of shit. Do yourself a favor and please stop writing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 15:07:04 2018 No.10799025 >>10798174 top kek

SAT !1WoMBQlV5w Mon Mar 5 15:07:48 2018 No.10799028

>>10798988
Pice of shit? You didn't even read the whole thing, literally about 4 paragraphs. That's not enough to get a handle on the grand tale of which I've weaved.

>>10799025
Could you please explain in which way this was funny. It's a serious timepiece.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 15:51:20 2018 No.10799215 >>10799028 A paragraph is enough to know your clever. Clever and talentless.

>>	SAT !1WoMBQlV5w Mon Mar 5 15:57:32 2018 No.10799242 >>10799215 You can't be both, If I was clever I'd be able to skirt being talentless by using some sort of Jewish trick, but I don't have to because I'm fairly clever and incredibly talented, in more ways than one ;^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 15:59:58 2018 No.10799255 >>10798146 He's probably is booty hurt liberal Gravity's Rainbow apparently had shit eating and art is art apparently, keep trying fella

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 16:02:27 2018 No.10799270 >>10798146 >written apparently with the intention of sexually arousing the reader Looks like it did the trick, congrats OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 16:02:37 2018 No.10799271 >>10799242 Do you really think you're funny?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 16:08:02 2018 No.10799291 >>10798174 good lord that was excruciating. couldn't even get through it. are there really people this delusional who think they can be writers? has to be a meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 16:13:03 2018 No.10799316 >>10798174 I liked it, anon. Post more?

Anonymous Mon Mar 5 16:15:32 2018 No.10799325

>>10798146
> describe in great detail the manufacture of an explosive substance and explosive devise

ok, let's see if OP is not a fake.

i wanna read the part about the bomb. you can't just inventing certain things from the top of your head when you're dealing with chemistry and the process of making an explosive

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 16:46:34 2018 No.10799452 >>10798174 post hte whole thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 16:46:42 2018 No.10799454 >>10798761 We're just playing along

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 16:54:01 2018 No.10799489 >>10798146 Time to self publish on Amazon or find a less pussy publisher.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 16:56:32 2018 No.10799498 >>10798174 HOLY FUCKING REDPILL XD POST THIS ON /POL/ AND /R9K/, THEY'LL FUCKING LOVE IT. PRAISE KEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 17:00:24 2018 No.10799511 >>10798174 kek'd but your writing is atrocious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 22:43:58 2018 No.10800975 >>10798174 Holy shit. This is a joke, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 22:52:58 2018 No.10801007 >>10798146 >publisher writes like a second language english speaking retard on 4chan really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 23:08:32 2018 No.10801055 >>10798174 awful prose but the funniest shit i've read in a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 23:09:13 2018 No.10801057 File: 40 KB, 491x491, 6ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10798174 Stop spamming poorly made straw men Schlomo and get back to studying for private school at whatever fuck faggot suburb you live in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 23:25:45 2018 No.10801129 >>10798174 i read Harry Potter fanfics written by autistic 14 year-old girls that were better than this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 23:26:49 2018 No.10801131 >>10798246 Not even OP would publish his book

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