[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

File: 78 KB, 600x776, normal_harry_potter_7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:14:13 2010 No.1079315 [Reply] [Original]

i just finished the harry potter series and.....
these books are evil!
i agree with these people and it should be banned from schools because it PROMOTES WITCHCRAFT! AND TEACHES KIDS TO DROWN THEMSELVES IN VARIOUS WAYS AND JUMP OFF OF ROOFTOPS WITH BROOMSTICKS.

also...it promotes kids to explore giant serpents in giant caves, and everyone should burn these books for going against science and religion

>>	fascist goldfish !Rrxa7zePwI Fri Aug 27 13:14:13 2010 No.1079317 i'm not sure what you are trying to communicate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:15:13 2010 No.1079318 Trolling does not work on /lit/, so I decided to respond to you to tell you that no one will respond to you.

>>	Isabelle Huppert !!lYVA4YXz75M Fri Aug 27 13:16:13 2010 No.1079319 >look at watch >apparently it's 2002 again

>>	fascist goldfish !Rrxa7zePwI Fri Aug 27 13:18:13 2010 No.1079325 >>1079319 ur watch shows years and stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:27:13 2010 No.1079346 don't troll here. We are too smart for that

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:29:13 2010 No.1079351 Unsubtle trolling - the new subtle trolling? Some trolls on 4chan have adopted bold and blunt tactics in order to garner replies. More at 10

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:33:13 2010 No.1079353 I remember this idiocy hitting the news channel back in 2000

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:33:13 2010 No.1079354 I for one would miss the troll if they ever went away. So much so that I'd probably start trolling just to amuse myself. Side note, My captcha is in Hebrew and it says "out people" mild lulz.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:39:13 2010 No.1079361 We are too sophisticated for your lame trolling attempts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:44:13 2010 No.1079372 I for one would never be dumb enough to reply to such an obvious troll thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:45:13 2010 No.1079374 >>1079372 Rite? Next trolls will attempt to bait us by saying that Twilight is lame!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:47:13 2010 No.1079381 Troll is so obvious, quite frankly I'm insulted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:48:13 2010 No.1079384 File: 3 KB, 126x116, trollcorner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1079381 >obvious troll Obvious? Look at him hiding in the corner like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:48:13 2010 No.1079385 Reading Harry Potter will teach you as much about Witchcraft as watching an Indiana Jones movie will teach you about Archaeology.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:49:13 2010 No.1079386 >>1079374 >iseewhatyoudidthere.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:50:13 2010 No.1079390 >>1079385 >>1079385 >>1079385 This

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:52:13 2010 No.1079396 File: 53 KB, 800x601, brtilligant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1079385

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:53:13 2010 No.1079397 >>1079385 I archeology all the time.

Anonymous Fri Aug 27 13:57:13 2010 No.1079413

Harry Potter is evil. I started reading when I was 11 and as the years went on and I read more of the books, I lost myself to sinful thoughts about girls. I developed unholy urges to touch my privates at night. As a sign of my estrangement from Jesus, unsightly blemishes appeared on my face. My voice began to sound unpleasant and my genitals became engorged and at night they leaked a white, sticky puss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 14:01:13 2010 No.1079427 >>1079397 areyouanarchaeology.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 14:04:13 2010 No.1079438 Lol Troll harder fairy. -100/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 14:11:13 2010 No.1079456 Dumbledore? Why won't you return my phonecalls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 14:21:13 2010 No.1079496 TROLL! Pfft, you think we're stupid enough to respond to you? Loser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 14:30:13 2010 No.1079534 Idiot. I can't wait until no one replies and this ends up on page 15

>>	Obvious !TrollUUPoA Fri Aug 27 14:35:13 2010 No.1079554 Now THIS thread deserves a >>1079554. And a SAGE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 14:36:13 2010 No.1079555 >>1079496 Stop encouraging them you peon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 14:37:13 2010 No.1079557 File: 99 KB, 247x248, 1280819492728.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1079555 >>1079554 A selfquote and a triple back to back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 14:45:13 2010 No.1079573 >>1079554 I clicked on that becuase I don't know what it is. I like the Harry Potter books....Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:02:13 2010 No.1079608 Shut The Fuck up! It shouldn't be banned because of how it may or may not influence people! It's no work of great literature, and that is the ONLY reason it should not be taught in schools. STOP BURNING BOOKS YOU CUNT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:03:13 2010 No.1079611 File: 15 KB, 319x243, You Mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1079608

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:03:13 2010 No.1079612 File: 9 KB, 301x292, 1281972050675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1079608

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:11:13 2010 No.1079617 >>1079608 TROLLED

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:17:13 2010 No.1079622 >>1079608 I'm so happy someone kept trolling this in my absence. Makes me feel good inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:22:13 2010 No.1079625 Guys, tell me that Mr. Dumbledore isn't really dead. But that he'll come back like that other bearded guy does in that other book about magic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:26:13 2010 No.1079631 >>1079625 Not only is he dead, but he's also trapped in limbo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:31:13 2010 No.1079638 >>1079631 Dumbledore!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Obvious !TrollUUPoA Fri Aug 27 15:33:30 2010 No.1079641 >>1079631 WE NEED TO GO DEEPER >>1079641

>>	Obvious !TrollUUPoA Fri Aug 27 15:35:13 2010 No.1079647 File: 157 KB, 627x350, cobb.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1079631 WE NEED TO GO DEEPER >>1079646

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:38:13 2010 No.1079657 File: 575 KB, 553x841, 1282757611920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1079647 A rare miss. Check my dubs

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:39:13 2010 No.1079658 >>1079657 Welp, time to kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:41:13 2010 No.1079663 Check out my dubs. Assuming I get them

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:43:13 2010 No.1079665 File: 3 KB, 116x126, 1280729064158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1079663 Trips.

>>	Obvious !TrollUUPoA Fri Aug 27 15:43:13 2010 No.1079666 File: 437 KB, 841x637, demon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1079647 >>1079657 How about this: SATANIC TRIPLES ON A SELFQUOTE FTW >>1079666

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:45:13 2010 No.1079668 >>1079666 I'd be impressed if it was anyone else. You've been doing this for two hours

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:53:13 2010 No.1079681 So, how long does it normally take to get your acceptance letter from Hogwarts? Cause I think I maybe spelled my name wrong on the application, and I wasn't too certain of my zip code, so I just hope it's not like, lost in the mail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:56:13 2010 No.1079685 >>1079681 I've been waiting all August and haven't heard shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 15:59:13 2010 No.1079694 >>1079685 Man, I'm all packed and ready to go, and I broke a nice branch off a tree and whittled my wand and everything. I wish my letter would get here already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 16:08:13 2010 No.1079711 I hope Dr. Dumbledore is my professor. He smells like candy bars!

Anonymous Fri Aug 27 16:14:13 2010 No.1079724

REALLY?
When you have books like http://www.amazon.com/Wicca-Solitary-Practitioner-Authors-Shadows/dp/0875421180
"Wicca: A guide for the solitary practitioner" floating around, you think Harry fricken Potter promotes witchcraft?

its sad that you think a work of fiction is your great religious adversary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 16:17:13 2010 No.1079727 >>1079724 4chan is evil because of posts like >>1079666.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 16:45:13 2010 No.1079808 I hope Dumbledore comes to my birthday party this year. Last year he didn't......

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 19:50:13 2010 No.1080258 I wasn't allowed to read the series as a kid because my mom felt this way. I feel deprived of a proper childhood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 27 19:53:13 2010 No.1080271 File: 39 KB, 200x250, sigh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yawn. 3/10

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]