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buy this shit lads, an existential masterpiece
http://www.lulu.com/shop/anonymous/lanomie-ou-le-tumulte-des-tapirs/paperback/product-23532836.html
use code ONESHIP for free shipping

>> No.10739503

>>10739501
It's full of errors m7+1

>> No.10739507

>>10739503
>full of errors
finnegans wake is aswell, right? :^)

>> No.10739570

>>10739501
wait what? new /lit/ novel?

>> No.10739621

>>10739501
>>10739503
Aw fuck I paid for super fast shipping for an edition that says /lit/ on the cover abdominal is full of typos?
You fucking retards

>> No.10739627

Clifford Lee Sargent's PO box:
PO Box 1572 St. Petersburg FL 33731
I found it here: https://www.instagram.com/p/BeqUEQSFIul/?hl=nb

Gregory B. Sadler:
From the video description: "Anyone who wants a book reviewed in this series can feel free to send me a copy - contact me directly to get the best address!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVjvmTwVxak&t= [Embed]

Harold Bloom
Title:
Sterling Professor of the Humanities and English
Address:
53 Wall St, New Haven, CT 06511-8916
just saying

Katie loves classic books:
"For publishers: I do not review self-published books or ebooks, for anything else though feel free to reach out to me!"
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmrscB5lMf-yaOiygC7WzTA/about

Anyone know how we can send it to PewDiePie?

Some other high profile BookTuber's:

Ariel Bissett:
"For business inquiries, please contact me at: arielbissett@gmail.com. I do not accept self-published books, thanks!"
https://www.youtube.com/user/ArielBissett/about

polandbananasBOOKS:
"business inquiries: xtinemay1920@gmail.com"
https://www.youtube.com/user/polandbananasBOOKS/about

PeruseProject:
"Need to contact me about book related things? You can do so here: Perusseproject@gmail.com"
https://www.youtube.com/user/PeruseProject/about

jessethereader:
"For business inquiries contact me at jessethereader@gmail.com"
https://www.youtube.com/user/jessethereader/about

abookutopia:
"Business Inquires only: abookutopia@gmail.com"
https://www.youtube.com/user/abookutopia/about

>> No.10739643

>>10739627
nice!
but don't send it to pewdiepie cause if he reviews it you can say adios to this place

>> No.10740562

I made an epub. It wasn't too easy, either. There's all sorts of typographic nonsense going on: If you use gett, here's the link:
9owqufo2

>> No.10740569

Also, this version of the cover infringes on Gallimard's trademark. The version with the 4chan clover is non-infringing.

>> No.10740575

>>10739503
What sort of errors? Most are intentional, I'd presume.

>> No.10740591

Don’t shill your shit here

>> No.10740675

>>10739501
Hang you are shelf, merchant.

>> No.10741386

Oh shit, it actually got published? Participating in this was so fun I might actually just go and write a meme existentialist novella for the hell of it.

>> No.10741472

>>10739501
>still not on amazon

>> No.10741516

>>10740562
>gett, here's the link:
>9owqufo2

That would be ge.tt; followed by a / and then followed by: 9owqufo2

>> No.10742024

>>10740562
>>10741516
Last time I heard about ge.tt the site was full of trojans and shit.

>> No.10742039

>>10742024
oh, thanks for saying that, i was wondering why wasn't the link working and this comment made me realize it was my adblock somehow

>> No.10742063

>>10740591
It was literally a /lit/ project that 30~ people worked on.

>> No.10742069

>less than five bucks
Fuck man I have to buy this shit now I wrote a solid 15% of the book

>> No.10742555

Anyone have the PDF of the finished edition?

>> No.10742656

>>10742555
just take the epub and convert it to pdf

>> No.10742678

>>10742656
Isn't gett a Trojan site?

>> No.10742718

>>10742656
just give the pdf retard

>> No.10743129

>>10739627
Don't forget Jordan Peterson
Toronto, Ontario
100 St. George Street, M5S 3G3 (his office)

Also why do we want Pewdiepie kek

>> No.10743285

>>10743129
pretty sure he browses here, he uses YLYL threads for content and hes into literature. theres no doubt he browses and probably knows about this anyway

>> No.10743313

>>10739501
Also if someone posts the poetry compilation on Lulu never buy it ever.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTtD6-Pqfg87wJ4NKwdjMxXGfXd1D9n0SNzX3Nun2KJ_8ePqY4ALAe_-kSlosuzaMovx-77TLOnTwA1/pub
It is like Geryont's old man diaper: the liquid shit of the god of death.

>> No.10743342

>>10743285
Really? Any examples of this? I don't watch the fucker.

>> No.10743506

>want to buy this
>don't want to have to explain why I own a book like it
The fuck do I do?

>> No.10743669

>>10743506
Say you got it as a gift, or found it laying on the ground in a local park

>> No.10743776

>>10743506
Man I wish I lived in a neighborhood where there's roving bands of lit snobs who force you to explain every book on your shelf.

>> No.10743816
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10743816

>>10743776
>get a gf
>she's looking through your books
>lmao anon what's this one?
>uh
>anon
>why do you own a book that has so much cum and so many instances of the word nigger?

>> No.10743949

>>10739501
>modern lit
Fuck off.

>> No.10744173
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10744173

>>10743816
call her a pleb that doesn't understand pomostentialism

>> No.10744214

>>10742656
Link to epub? Can't find on libgen

>> No.10744397

>>10743816
>gf
>implying

>> No.10744402

>>10744173
creepy, I was just talking about how Sartre was an utter manlet

>> No.10744423

Has anyone got it yet? Post pics if you do.

>> No.10744622

>>10744423
I got an email saying mine shipped today
will update

>> No.10744717

>>10744214
http://libgen.io/foreignfiction/index.php?md5=aff9a5c83f11f95eb176755bc6e7a54a

>> No.10744719

>>10744717
Title in libgen is: L'Anomie, author:anon

>> No.10744723

>>10742039
/gd uses it a lot. I don't have a mega account and the other ad-driven sites were too intrusive. Anyway, it's now on libgen. Even 6 x 9 pdf's are a pain to read on anything other than a tablet.

>> No.10744726

>>10744717
Oy vey, don't pirate my book. I make a janitor's salary on every copy!

>> No.10745084

>>10739501
Who is getting paid when you buy this book? Do the author anons get an equal share?

>> No.10745127

>>10745084
no, since im an author anon and i dont get shit

>>10744726
not a reason

>> No.10745274

>>10743285
>into literature
He read a couple books last month for the first time in years. Now he's reading Beyond Good And Evil and having a book club and more fucking normies are going to misunderstand and misrepresent the Neetch.
IF Pewdiepie browses /lit/, fuck you for that

>> No.10745618

No, sorry, I've had to read several contemporary French novels for class and all of them (Ernaux, Nothomb, Reza and Slimani) were shit.

>> No.10746102

>>10745084
I am the one who threw this on Lulu and only Lulu is making money off of it.

>> No.10746251

>>10745084
It costs 4.33 which I assume is the lowest amount you can sell it for

>> No.10746403

>>10746102
Read the epub for free.

>> No.10746630

>>10745618
this is better than everything you've read

>> No.10746935

>>10739503
the whole book is errors

>> No.10746942

>>10739627
fuck off you dumb faggot, don't fuck with the book. leave people alone and don't get more people to come here

>> No.10747590

Sorry to boycott this thread, but the mods keep deleting my threads for our new writing project. I will try to make a new thread later tonight but for the time being let's write some Socratic Dilaouges!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uetk-0lVDP23Pb3lhOqQ9rz4f8bFQaUMUUX5vgGo8y0/edit?usp=sharing

>> No.10747595

>>10747590
>Dilaouges
*Dialogue's

>> No.10747839

>>10747590
Shame, so far it's going much better than the poetry compilation.

>> No.10747848

>>10747839
The poo poo pee pee boy poem was good
r-right?

>> No.10747851

>>10744622
>>10744423
Same, will post when it arrives. Lulu estimates tuesday

>> No.10747857

>>10747839
What happened to it? Did it just die, gone forever... ?

>> No.10747931

>>10744423
Just bought it

>> No.10748491

>>10747590
Why did the editing close?

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10749011

>my anonymous conversation about pregnancy fetishes is now in a printed book

C-can I call myself an author now?

>> No.10749023

>>10749011
You can call yourself an author whenever you want

>> No.10749031

>>10749011
Me too man
We're both authors senpai

>> No.10749499

>>10748491
it is open again now.