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vocaroo thread I'm drunk lol Anonymous Sat Feb 17 20:07:12 2018 No.10714797 [Reply] [Original]

post vocaroos of you reading any passage or poem

anyone who recognizes where this is from or calls me a giant fag for my voice gets +5
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JWxtDG37sA

>>	Pseudo Intellectual Sat Feb 17 20:36:53 2018 No.10714917 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BwBHqwuTBg

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 20:54:30 2018 No.10714976 >>10714917 lel

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 20:58:29 2018 No.10714993 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WjSkikqy5K

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 21:00:36 2018 No.10714999 >>10714993 kek

>>	Pseudo Intellectual Sat Feb 17 21:03:55 2018 No.10715010 >>10714993 >https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WjSkikqy5K noice voice. Can't place the passage, but reminds me of myself obtaining glass-etch, spraypaint and malt liquor. booze plus graffiti leaves me operating like an ambulatory garbage fire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 21:05:25 2018 No.10715017 File: 86 KB, 900x1200, CzW7JsSXgAEk1TE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10715010 It's one of ole Nael's classics

>>	Pseudo Intellectual Sat Feb 17 21:13:38 2018 No.10715053 File: 1003 KB, 1029x564, Screen Shot 2018-02-11 at 8.03.06 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fn0dEA4AgV Had to read this for /lit/ >>10715017 6? Damn, that's saying something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 21:21:25 2018 No.10715081 >>10715053 hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 21:22:38 2018 No.10715088 Someone post a poem so I have something to read

Pseudo Intellectual Sat Feb 17 21:24:34 2018 No.10715094
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>>10715088
What you’re doing is kind of fucked up but I think you yourself might just be very sensitive and in need of nurturing. Either that or you’re shallow, and afraid they’ll see how little of you there really is.
I had a roomie in college who did what you do. Very handsome, beautifully built, great voice. All these girls would hang out in our room like cats behind a supermarket. Eventually he would choose one, but never let it get further than holding, so this poor girl would spoon him all night while he supped on her longing with some invisible psychic proboscis. After a while he would switch them out, like spiritual batteries.
He wanted to be a writer, and would to this end spend Friday nights locked into his desk, sucking down rum and Adderall at an astounding rate. In between periods of blinking and staring fixedly at the wall, he would chip away at some unseen manuscript that never made the rounds.
He asked me to rate his prose one time and it turned out he was kind of a shitty writer. I refused to read any more of it because I liked him as a person and didn’t want to think of him in a negative light.
The last time I saw him I was feeding corn chips to a squirrel while a cloud of departing students wafted out of a lecture hall in front of me. He was one of them, but he broke, disappearing into the start of a small forest atop an outcropping of rock. When I looked down I saw I was out of chips, and when I looked back he was gone. The squirrel made an angry chittering noise and then it was gone, too.
I was lying next to a girl from my film lecture some six months later when I wondered aloud what had become of him. She laughed as she told me that he’d left school, to become a Buddhist monk.
I didn’t know what to say to that, so I stared at the ceiling fan until my body began calling for a cigarette.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 21:33:06 2018 No.10715118 >>10715053 >https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fn0dEA4AgV you sound like our team manager

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 21:37:33 2018 No.10715132 >>10715094 please smash your hand inside a car door you fucking cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 21:38:20 2018 No.10715140 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tuevTbDS6W

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 21:39:40 2018 No.10715144 >>10715140 thx house man

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 21:41:02 2018 No.10715149 >not a single girl ITT Come on, /lit/!

>>	Pseudo Intellectual Sat Feb 17 21:44:15 2018 No.10715163 >>10715132 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qHhwwCmYOQ

>>	Another male Sat Feb 17 22:08:01 2018 No.10715277 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0JEp4fzAcq8

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 22:08:57 2018 No.10715283 >>10715149 4 u https://vocaroo.com/i/s01VmzvKhCKw

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 22:13:54 2018 No.10715310 For /mu/ https://vocaroo.com/i/s19R7jnSckdP

>>	Another male Sat Feb 17 22:15:38 2018 No.10715322 >>10715310 Dig that shit. Now, can you do it with a little nasal quality added in. Slowdown the punches as if you are letting the listener catch up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 22:17:01 2018 No.10715332 >>10715322 Okay, but I also need to find someone to do the trumpet bit

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 22:36:44 2018 No.10715425 >>10715283 Thanks. I'm your orbiter now. I hope you remain pure or I will have to kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 22:50:03 2018 No.10715504 >>10715425 Considering I occasionally post here I'm afraid your fate's already sealed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 22:55:34 2018 No.10715534 >>10715149 how can you be so sure OP isn't female

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 22:59:28 2018 No.10715557 >>10715017 Nael is a Gangsta

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:02:03 2018 No.10715572 >>10715010 absolutely comfy voice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:24:00 2018 No.10715650 Gonna need some more readings to sustain me

>>	Pseudo Intellectual Sat Feb 17 23:33:47 2018 No.10715695 >>10715650 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ipZl9eLg9V

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:36:27 2018 No.10715699 >>10715695 What a day

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:51:39 2018 No.10715761 Faust https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tpQt6jw5qb

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:00:26 2018 No.10715806 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZZNWMIJEqN

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:02:33 2018 No.10715815 Here's an older one from FW 2.4 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hhuY9lYMnc

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:03:26 2018 No.10715818 >>10715806 This was comfy

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:26:46 2018 No.10715935 File: 4 KB, 121x125, 1507221322818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lEDk30Tkhu

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:31:42 2018 No.10715954 I feel gay. https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZSna4EuAV6

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 01:01:30 2018 No.10716066 File: 252 KB, 640x437, 1518059136680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Master and Margarita https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bHrZs9bMf9

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 09:37:23 2018 No.10717389 >>10715954 its ok, so do we

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 10:40:25 2018 No.10717627 apologies for mic https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HPTvO2zCXE

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 13:26:01 2018 No.10718403 >>10717627 not forgiven

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 14:52:13 2018 No.10718825 some Yeats: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0iRziGNusXR

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 15:43:30 2018 No.10719086 >>10714797 >>10714917 >>10715806 >>10715954 >>10716066 fucking nasally sounding faggots

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 15:50:14 2018 No.10719131 Yet another thread where i go completely ignored fuck this

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 15:56:35 2018 No.10719156 @10719131 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 15:57:12 2018 No.10719159 >>10717389 yeah >>10719086 >>10719156 rude imho

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 16:24:38 2018 No.10719302 >>10719086 I can't help my voice my friend ):

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 17:57:38 2018 No.10719774 >>10718403 sorry

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 23:09:12 2018 No.10721558 >>10719774 its ok, teehee

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 23:10:29 2018 No.10721563 >>10719086 No surprise considering /lit/ is the most jewish board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 02:23:19 2018 No.10722327 File: 153 KB, 1024x1024, 1519024999407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10718825 nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 02:31:23 2018 No.10722357 >>10718825 Dayum son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 02:31:46 2018 No.10722359 >>10714797 your tone is very arousing I'm not even being funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 03:02:30 2018 No.10722456 >>10718825 Comfy af

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 09:22:03 2018 No.10723302 >>10718825 >https://vocaroo.com/i/s0iRziGNusXR you sound like my character in pillars of eternity t b h

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 09:35:22 2018 No.10723338 >>10715935 :’) this was cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 11:03:33 2018 No.10723637 >>10719086 /lit/ is a bunch of 16-23 y/o hipster pretend aristocrat / pretend philosopher low-IQ superficial faggots. what did you expect them to sound like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 11:36:46 2018 No.10723791 >>10723637 sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 12:20:44 2018 No.10723983 one of my favorite yeats poems https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FzOlMVj8cz

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