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[Anonymous No.10706943]

*blocks your path*
*blocks your other path*
*blocks your THIRD path*

Wat do? You got out of dimensions bucko

[Anonymous No.10706955]

s-space is a-a-a-a-priori
please dont hurt me

[Anonymous No.10706957]

>>10706943
I wait?

[Anonymous No.10706972]

>>10706943
Paths are spooks. They attempt to impose a designated direction of travel by limiting my freedom of movement. I wank wherever I want.

[Anonymous No.10707000]

>>10706943
But he's blocking a finite amount of space. Surely there are more than three paths in three dimensions.

[Anonymous No.10707077]

>>10706943
Hegel can only ever block your current path by creating a new one, so you just keep walking that new path of understanding until you run into him again.

[Anonymous No.10707081]

ask him to join you

[Anonymous No.10707487]

Got a laugh out of me, I must admit

[Anonymous No.10707495]

*shoots you out of his path*

[Anonymous No.10708447]

>>10706943
*blocks your path*
*actually that path is two paths because you can go in either direction*
*the path is both one and two, thus it is not itself*
*thus the concept of path must be a universal which encompasses both of these particular instances*
*blocks your universal path again*
*continues doing this until you're so turned around you don't know which direction to go in, thus effectively blocking you along all possible paths*
*offers you his path to absolute knowing*

[Anonymous No.10708481]

>>10706943
*embraces Hegel*

[Anonymous No.10708528]

>>10706943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYwdzYC3uUc

[Anonymous No.10708567]

>paths doesn't exist m'lady

[Anonymous No.10708579]

>>10708528
If Hegel is the agent, who is Neo?

[Anonymous No.10708581]

>>10708579
Hegel is the Matrix.

[Anonymous No.10708587]

>>10708579
You'll have to hide and watch. I'm coming for him and his little dog too.

[Anonymous No.10708589]

>>10706943
>leap over him with my Steampunk galoshes fitted with springs
>"Ta, m'sir, and good day to you." I say, tweaking my mustachio and tipping a top hat blazoned by small cogs. "I'm off the classics section, ta-ra..."
>Girly Weasel Faggot Hegel gasps as I shoplift a copy of Artemis Fowl and walk out the door. He tries to teleport to negate my thesis, but I synthesise him with my robotic arm, crushing his face.
>"N-napoleon.... forgive me." He says, and I light my pipe with a laser.
>Take a few puffs and say: "Read Bookchin, fag."

[Anonymous No.10708591]

>>10708581
Hegel can go fuck up a rope.

[Anonymous No.10708755]

>>10708447
underrated

[Anonymous No.10709369]

>>10707000
FRACTALS, d00d.

[Anonymous No.10709378]

>>10708447
Parmenides would love these memes.

[Anonymous No.10709560]

>>10708567
Paths are a social construct built upon the practical use of a path - in actuality a nonpath could be as good to transport oneself by as a path and thus the use of a path is thus discredited. In the instance where hegel blocking three paths they loose their practical use as paths and thus all value as paths - you could and should walk everywhere else than paths in this instance because a grassfield would fulfill the use of a path much more than any blocked pathes.

[Anonymous No.10709561]

>>10709560
*paths

[Anonymous No.10709566]

>>10706955
what's with the nose colors

[Anonymous No.10709568]

>>10708579
I think we all know the answer to that one

[Anonymous No.10709580]

>*blocks the translucent pathways on which your double-hydrated desiring-machines had hitherto calcified under conditions of maximum altitude, thereby allowing for a reconfigured incandescence to emerge as an alternative triage of micro-organizing principles*

[Anonymous No.10709619]

*smokes weed to slowly but permanently kill his ability to understand hegel so the path-blocking and un-unblocking become non-issues*

[Anonymous No.10709626]

>>10706955
>>10709566
>Schopenhauer had tumblr nose
no wonder he ended up so bitter

[Anonymous No.10709632]

>>10709580
fucking kek

man i hate reading this fuck

[Anonymous No.10709633]

>>10709568
>>10709580
>>10708589
>>10708447
>>10706943
>>10706955
now this is some good memeing bois

[Anonymous No.10709752]

>>10709619
no discernible blockage

[Anonymous No.10711347]

>>10706955
He looks like Raymond van Barneveld

[Anonymous No.10711814]

>>10709580