12 Rules To Life

[Anonymous No.10706469]

Hey /lit/, can you guys summarize this shit for me? I'm too busy to read it atm, working on some shit. But I'm curious

[Anonymous No.10706498]

Sure. Basically sort your own life out before trying to change other things. Start small but aim high. Pet cats daily (this is mandatory). Don’t eat depressed lobsters because you’re contract depression from them. Beat your children.

[Anonymous No.10706505]

>>10706469
Physically attack toddlers

[Anonymous No.10706535]

Consider the Lobster

[Anonymous No.10706540]

>>10706498
Hm, well the first two things sound kinda gay, the petting cats thing is kinda gay too but I like cats. I don't eat shellfish because I'm (((kosher))), and I already beat my dumbass kids so I've got that covered

[Anonymous No.10706551]

>>10706469
Don't even bother with a summary. From what I've seen the book is a joke. It isn't even low tier philosophy. It reads like something written by a psychologist for people who want to "sort out their lives". It's basically a self-help book.

[Anonymous No.10706557]

>>10706551
>It reads like something written by a psychologist for people who want to "sort out their lives".

That’s quite literally exactly what it is.

[Anonymous No.10706559]

>>10706505
what a beta

[Anonymous No.10706562]

>>10706551
I was more just curious than anything. I'm procrastinating on youtube and somehow got onto demolition ranch, and then the dude mentioned the book.

[Anonymous No.10706565]

>>10706540
>I'm (((kosher)))
Why do you want our lovely civilization, bro? Why can't you just accept Jesus Christ as the messiah so we can all be happy together?

[Anonymous No.10706571]

>>10706469
Basically humans are lobsters and the postmodernists are trying to de-lobsterify humans to transform them into supra-lobsters (or uberlobsters)

[Anonymous No.10706573]

>>10706565
jk I love me some pork n cheese
congrats on getting (((baited))) tho

[Anonymous No.10706575]

>>10706565
>want to destroy*

[Anonymous No.10706583]

>>10706557
Yes, and it's fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10706590]

>>10706469
A post-modernist deconstruct post-modernism within a post-modern framework.

[Anonymous No.10706598]

>>10706562
Oh shit dude I love demolition ranch. I found it when I was looking for a gun that would blow my brain out of my skull.

[Anonymous No.10706599]

>>10706590
What will take the place of post-modernism?

[Anonymous No.10706601]

>>10706505
>Up yours, Daddy-O -- that was his philosophy.
This kid's got shit figured out

[Anonymous No.10706613]

>>10706599
post-post-modernism, duh

>>10706598
same bro. He's actually a funny dude, reminds me of SteveMRE19-whatever. Also, don't killl yourself my dude

[Anonymous No.10706616]

>>10706505
I-s that real? That's some John Wayne shit right there. Based.

[Anonymous No.10706620]

>>10706616
>middle aged middle class man fantasises about kicking children on a suburban playground

LITERALLY JOHN WAYNE

[Anonymous No.10706684]

>>10706469
Watch the Maps for Meanings lectures if you're interested in Peterson. They're accessible and deeper than 12 Rules for Life, which is written for the pleb masses.

[Anonymous No.10707568]

You'll get biased answers on this board OP. It's filled with commies here and for that reason they hate Peterson with a passion as he's vehemently anti Marxism

[Anonymous No.10707600]

to summarize it it is about a young gay man. at first he is ashamed, but then he finds a kindred soul in Robins. Robins become the only person he associates with. Robins is able to memorize long passages of poetry. Enough to make him hunger. Hunger for the D that is. It turns on its head and becomes prose more fitting for skin mags than anything else. Peterson's mouth being jammed full of all sorts of things, chitinous or not. All cum simultaneously, then in disgrace clean their rooms. Peter Pan isn't dead they've simply raped him.

[Anonymous No.10707611]

>>10706551
this
I like what it has to say, but It is by no means a philosophical books

[Anonymous No.10708050]