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Place your bets.

>> No.10688727
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10688727

Alterations to the lineup still possible, if there's any popular suggestions. Otherwise we'll go forth.

>> No.10688733

>>10688719
>no pynchon or gene wolfe

>> No.10688742

>>10688733
Anyone you think they should replace?

>> No.10688776

>>10688742
Don't listen to people telling you how to run your game

Just do a different roster next time with the survivor

>> No.10688791

>>10688719
Uh yeah, I'm going to have to go with District 3.

>> No.10688795

>>10688719
Mann and Mishima should be aristocratic district. Anyway, I pick them.

>> No.10688796

>DFW
>alive
oh anonkun

>> No.10688800
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10688800

FIRST DAY

>>10688776
Good idea, cheers.

>> No.10688801

Mishima or Hemingway, but John Green has been a savage in past lit hunger games

>> No.10688811
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10688811

Day one.
The participants have already descended into savagery and despair.

>> No.10688813

>>10688800
good numbers
>karl marx snaps rimbaud's neck
in retrospect, i should have seen this coming

>> No.10688818

>>10688811
these numbers
>the raiding party and suicide pact link up too well
are you making these in MSpaint?

>> No.10688826
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>>10688813
>>10688818
Damn, on a roll. All authentic anon.

>> No.10688828

>>10688719
>d1 dont care
>d2 dfw would do an hero, joyce will hide.
>d3 first to be killed
>d4 second to be killed
>d5 voltaire dies in a gay way, sade sodomizes anne frank or smt
>d6 both fuck then get shot by heming way
>d7 the greeks do nothing
>d8 rimbaud is brutrally raped by verlaine and nabokov
>d9 dosto kills nabs after finding out he is a creep and talks shit about him
>d10 papa does all the killing, anne just stands there then gets lost and when sade finds her he goes full justine on her
>d11 they fight like girls between them, third to be killed by papa
>d12 nobody cares about them

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>>10688828
Don't underestimate Mr. Green and Mrs. Kaur.

>> No.10688835

>>10688828
Overall Papa wins.

>> No.10688841

>>10688834
>karl marx and voltaire tell stories about themselves to each other
ded

>> No.10688849
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10688849

Day two.

>> No.10688853

>>10688849
>jesuits cursed voltaire
>some absolute madman is loading diogenes with explosives
interesting

>> No.10688855
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10688855

>>10688719
>David Foster Wallace
>alive

>> No.10688859
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10688859

Europe's contribution to the canon is taking a toll this round.
>>10688853
I'm interested to see what happens with Diogenes too.

>> No.10688873
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10688873

Night two.
Jesus Christ Houellebecq

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>>10688719
I'll put down a hundred pseudollars on Zizek being sneaky until his sniffling alerts someone to his hiding place

>> No.10688879

Peterson and Green will win

>> No.10688881
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Day three.
>>10688879
RIP.

>> No.10688886

>>10688873
>Houellebecq
he only kills those who claim he holds ideology.
>>10688878
guess who's next, big guy?

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10688888

C'mon Davie

>> No.10688890

>>10688881
i think you mean

>rupi kaur
>hears
>ernest hemming way and anne
>frank
>talking
>in the distance

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>> No.10688897

>>10688886
>>10688888
>>10688855
>>10688811
>>10688800
>>10688733
thrread is blessed by number gods

>> No.10688901
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10688901

The ones who remain...

>> No.10688903

>>10688901
Holy shit anon Houellbecq is on fire!
But DFW will prevail eventually

>> No.10688914

>>10688901
Feminism will prevail

>> No.10688916
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Night three.
Some interesting decisions made tonight.

>> No.10688919

>>10688916
rupi's getting raped

>> No.10688921

>>10688916
Rupi Kaur BTFO

>> No.10688926

Feels like Green will kill DFW or vice-versa

>> No.10688927

>>10688916
*frightened sniff*

>> No.10688929
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10688929

THE FEAST.

>> No.10688931

>>10688916
>Anne Frank falls into a pit and dies
This is getting too real

>> No.10688932

>>10688929
rupi got raped

>> No.10688935

>>10688929
NOT DFW WAAAAH FUCK YOU ANON

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10688936

>>10688929
What the fuck did Houellebecq do to her?!

>> No.10688937

>>10688929
Ebin

>> No.10688939

>>10688719
Who the fuck is Thomas Mann?

>> No.10688940

Diogenes the real MVP

>> No.10688942

>>10688939
leave and die

>> No.10688943
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>>10688929

>> No.10688944
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10688944

Day four.
What did they mean by this?
>>10688919
>>10688932
>>10688936
Confirmed. So this is the power of the sexual revolution...
>>10688935
Goodnight, sweet prince.

>> No.10688950

>>10688811
>Socrates killing himself
Nice

>> No.10688951

>>10688944
>What did they mean by this?
they're testing his philosophy

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The number of casualties increases.

>> No.10688953

>>10688944
Diogenes' getting raped

>> No.10688954

>>10688944
District 6 is gonna make it

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10688957

Who will survive?

>> No.10688958

>>10688954
No Green's gonna kill them

>> No.10688968
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10688968

Oh shit.

>> No.10688969

>>10688968
Dio is on a fucking rampage

>> No.10688970

>>10688969
So this is the power of the Greeks

>> No.10688974

>>10688968
>arguing against diogenes' rhetoric
never a good idea really

>> No.10688975
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10688975

>>10688968
NO MERCY

>> No.10688977
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Day five. Muh berries.

>> No.10688978

Is it possible for DFW to suddenly come alive and kill everyone else?

>> No.10688981

>>10688968
okay from now on hemingway is going to win, he's the most alpha of them all

>> No.10688982

>>10688977
celine probably accidentally picked berries while trying to hurt himself

>> No.10688983

>>10688953
>getting raped
>he's literally not there
Calm down with your rape fetish bro

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10688984

Only three remain.
Diognes: 2 kills.
Hemmmingway: 2 kills.
Celine: 1 kill.

>> No.10688985

>>10688936
>What the fuck did Houellebecq do to her?!
everything apparently

>> No.10688986

>>10688977
>the city of Diogenes

>> No.10688991
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10688991

>>10688984
Place your bets anons!

>> No.10688996

>>10688991
Diogenes has this shit

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10688998

Journey to the End of Night Five.

>> No.10689001

>>10688991
Diogenes

>> No.10689004

>>10688991
Hemingway and Celine kill Diogenes

>> No.10689005

gotta be diogenes, come on barrel man

>> No.10689006

>>10688998
>Celine loses sight of where he is

Too real

>> No.10689007

>>10688998
>Diogenes sees a fire, but stays hidden
why is this so funny?

>> No.10689011

>>10688991
Hemingway

>> No.10689012

>>10688998
dio will kill celine, hemmingway will off himself

>> No.10689019
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10689019

>>10688996
>>10689001
>>10689004
>>10689005
>>10689012
Welp.

>> No.10689020

>>10689019
KNEW IT!

>> No.10689022

>>10689012
*Hemingway
I guess thats what I get for phoneposting

>> No.10689023

>>10689019
pappa never forgets his little girl didn't deserve to die in pit

>> No.10689025

>>10689019
God damn it Diogenes

>> No.10689026

>>10689019
R I G G E D

>> No.10689028

>>10689019
>Diogenes
What an idiot.

>> No.10689029

>>10689019
Shoulda stuck to your simple philosophy, instead of fingering landmines, cunt.

>> No.10689030

>>10689019
diogenes just didn't want anyone else to get the benefit of it blowing up

>> No.10689031
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Pay your respects boys.

>> No.10689034

>>10689019
The Greek can't keep up with the times

>> No.10689036

>>10689031
F

>> No.10689037

>>10689031
FFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.10689038

>>10689031
F

>> No.10689041
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10689041

Congratulations.

>> No.10689042

>>10689031
F

>> No.10689043

>>10689031
F
This was fun
Now do one with JK Rowling

>> No.10689045

>>10689041
the rest had never been on safari, they weren't ready to hunt big game

>> No.10689050
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10689050

Here's the scoreboard for Round One.
Hemingway won so he'll be in the second match.

Make your suggestions for the next round's contestants, lads.

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>>10689050

>> No.10689053

>>10689050
Foucault

>> No.10689058

>>10689050
>Houellbecq on 4th place with the biggest number of kills
TRIGGERS ME DESU
Hemingway had 2.5 kills btw

>> No.10689059

>>10689041
I fucking called it! Im the idiot who made a wall of greentext then replied to himself Papa would win.

>> No.10689062

>>10689050
Nietzsche and Hegel

>> No.10689070

>>10689052
>>10689053
>>10689062
moar
>>10689058
He had a good run.
>>10689059
Well done anon, your autism paid off. Too bad he couldn't save Anne.

>> No.10689071

>>10689050
A fat, mainstream fantasy author. GRRM or Rothfuss.

>> No.10689078

>>10689070
JK Rowling
Leo Tolstoy
Christopher Poole
Dr Seuss
William Shakespeare
John Milton
Dante

>> No.10689081

>>10689050
Is like to see John Milton, Borges, and Homer.
Blind squad.

>> No.10689088

>>10689059
I called it too! I was the idiot who asked everybody to place their bets and replied to himself that Hemmie would win! haHAA

>> No.10689091

Bronze sisters
Mira Gonzalez

>> No.10689098

>>10689078
>>10689081
Taken a few of your suggestions but will wait for other people to make theirs

>> No.10689104

>>10689050
Plato
Ayn Rand
Kant
Hume
Tolstoy
Oscar Wilde
Orwell
Jung
Derrida
Foucault
Murakami
Steinbeck
Dante
the BARD
Camus
Borges
maybe Tolkien or George RRRRRR Martin?
Emil Cioran
Schoppie
Jane Austen

>> No.10689126

>>10689098
Franzen
Zadie Smith
Heraclitus
Proust
Chomsky
Homer
Kierkegaard
Vonnegut

>> No.10689134
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>>10689052
>>10689053
>>10689062
>>10689071
>>10689078
>>10689081
>>10689091
>>10689104
>>10689126
How's this look to you, /lit/?

>> No.10689139

>>10689134
Nice but why did you have to put the Bronte sisters in one seat? I call h4x. Remake and put Charlotte and Emily and get rid of Austen

>> No.10689143

>>10689134
Very nice.

>> No.10689152

>>10689134
Good
>>10689139
I think it will be funnier if the same things happen to them at the same time, like they are just following each other, or are tied together at the ankles.

>> No.10689154

>>10689134
please let schopenhauer an hero

>> No.10689157
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>>10689139
>>10689152
I thought it might be funny. Though it might be more interesting to have two sisters separate, as you said. Pic related is the alternative version, which do you guys prefer?

Also I switched Nick and the Pynch so Hegel and Land are on the same team and Pynchon and Hemmmingway can team up.

>> No.10689161

>>10689134
Please God let my man Shakespeare win

>> No.10689162

>>10689134
>Land kills himself first turn
>Returns to kill everyone else that night
>Hegel wins
#accelerate

>> No.10689164

>>10689157
Lets do this one

>> No.10689166

>>10689157
Replace Borges with King or Vonnegut

>> No.10689170

>>10689166
Maybe next round.

>> No.10689171

>>10689164
>>10689157
yep
>>10689161
stfu bloom, you colossal pseud

>> No.10689180
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10689180

It begins.

>> No.10689181

Before it begins, just wanted to clarify, what exactly does the game mean by cornucopia?
And what's the Feast?

>> No.10689186

>>10689180
>Rowling scares Foucault away from the cornucopia
KEK

>> No.10689188

>>10689180
you just can't invite dante to a reasoned discussion

>> No.10689189

>>10689181
the cornucopia is where all the tributes start; its an area with a lot of supplies and weapons laying around so it usually turns into a bloodbath

>> No.10689194

DAY ONE.

>>10689181
The cornucopia is the starting area in the middle where they all get put in the game, there's some weapons and supplies and shit around there I think. The feast is a random event where they get more supplies dropped in.

>> No.10689195

>>10689050
gene wolfe and pynchon

>> No.10689198

>>10689180
Land, GRRM, and Rand is too perfect

>> No.10689201
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>>10689194
Shit I'm retarded.

>> No.10689206

R.I.P.

>> No.10689208

>>10689201
hes lost the will to power boys, he was just a pseud all along

>> No.10689211

>>10689201
Calling it now, last two alive will be Rowling and the Pynchmeister. Hoping my boy Tommy wins

>> No.10689214
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>>10689206
FUCK
>>10689208
kek

>> No.10689217
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Night one.

>> No.10689219

>>10689201
>Nietzsche begging to get killed
>Foucault running away like a faggot
This is perfect

>> No.10689220

>>10689201
>Land picks flowers
based

>> No.10689222
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>>10689211
Last 2 will be rowling and the bard. And we all know which one truly deserves to win

>> No.10689226

>>10689201
Dante is a SNEAK

>> No.10689229
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Day two.
o i am laffin

>> No.10689230
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>>10689229
>George RR Martin chases Gene Wolfe

>> No.10689234

>>10689229
>neitzche rapes Ayn Rand

>> No.10689235
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Disciplined and punished.

>> No.10689237
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>>10689230
hehe

>> No.10689240
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>>10689229
>shakespeare hides in the bushes

>> No.10689243
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Night two.
>Dante

>> No.10689246

>>10689217
...i-is emily going to fug mira? :3
emily best girl

>> No.10689251
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>>10689243
>Pynchon and Martin huddle for warmth

>> No.10689252

>>10689243
This was a comfy night

>> No.10689253

>>10689229
schoppie can't even get shot. why live?

>> No.10689261
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Day three.
The dialectic has changed.

>> No.10689262

>>10689243
>Arthur Schopenhauer dies trying to escape the arena
As he lived.


FFFFFFFF

>> No.10689269

>>10689261
>Heraclitus triumphantly kills them both.
Don't fuck with the original fire-and-void man.

>> No.10689271

>>10689261
>>10689222
I knew Billy Shakes couldn’t last

>> No.10689272

>>10689243
>>10689246
mira's just going to sleep around until she overdoses

>> No.10689273

>>10689261
>Heraclitus

HOLY FUCK

>> No.10689274
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10689274

How can continental philosophy ever recover?

>> No.10689276

>>10689274
by going back to heraclitus like neetz and heidi told us

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The present state of the scoreboard.

>> No.10689278

>>10689274
F
RiP my man Sheikh Spiro
Betting on Pynchon now

>> No.10689279

>>10689261
Damn, Nietzsche showing us the overman

>> No.10689280

>>10689277
All women are alive so far

>> No.10689282

>>10689277
Would you prefer being killed by Mira or Rowling?

>> No.10689286
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Night three.
What's Nietzsche singing, anons?
>>10689282
mummy.....

>> No.10689290

>>10689286
mira and pynchon introduce the brontes to drugs and multiple partners.

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>>10689261
>Shakespeare and Martin threaten a double suicide
>it fails and they both die
Pottery

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Day four.

>> No.10689295

>>10689286
oooh Pynchon you naughty little-uhhhh

>> No.10689296

>>10689292
mira's tapping everything

>> No.10689297
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For whom the bell tolls.

>> No.10689300

>>10689297
inglorious

>> No.10689302

>>10689297
it's unfair to make them fight two battle royale's, that's what went wrong with sending shogo back

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Night four.
Charlotte is not her sister's keeper.

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>>10688719
>Anne Frank isn’t pregnant

I demand a rematch

>> No.10689310

>>10689307
Goodnight sweet waifu

>> No.10689313

>>10689307
>hypothermia
i'm sure charlotte could write a book about it

>> No.10689314

THE FEAST.

>> No.10689316

>>10689307
>Rowling kills Nietzsche
She probably does have fewer morals.

>> No.10689321

>>10689307
Good thing neetz dieded, he was a snek all along

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>>10689314
oops

>> No.10689326

>>10689322
damn charlotte

>> No.10689332

>>10689322
There goes the genre fiction

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Day five.

>> No.10689337

>>10689334
heraclitus knows worshiping love from death

>> No.10689338

>>10689334
>Heraclitus

yikes

>> No.10689342

>>10689334
PYNCHY PYNCHY PYNCHY

>> No.10689343

>>10689334
damn it heraclitus is on fire!
heh geddit? fire? so punny

>> No.10689346
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>> No.10689348

>>10689334
Nicky's going to win

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Six contestants remaining.

>> No.10689357

Night five.

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Day six.
Mediocre.

>> No.10689381

>>10689368
Damn

>> No.10689382

>>10689368
>Heraclitus
NO

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Skipping Heraclitus' death because CAPTCHA is being a faggot and giving me a hard time now. Sorry old pal.

Night six.

>> No.10689389

>>10689384
Calling it now, Ayn Rand will die by Pynchon's hand or she will never die

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>>10689348
>>10689384
It wasn't meant to be :(

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>>10689389

>> No.10689399

>>10689389
charlotte final girl

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Night seven.
Betrayal.

>> No.10689408

Rand better not win

>> No.10689410

>>10689400
>inb4 charlotte tries to mount the explosive and kills herself

>> No.10689413
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Um...

>> No.10689420

>>10689413
they're not that connected to reality as a whole, anon

>> No.10689422

>>10689413
Quit fucking stalling you guys

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HAHAHAHA

>> No.10689434

>>10689427
fuck off

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>>10689427

>> No.10689441

>>10689427
>>10689438
Cant believe I stayed up for this shit

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>>10689427
Does this look like the face of mercy?

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my fuckin sides

Alright, that's about it for me. If anyone else wants to continue go ahead. Otherwise, thank you all for participating anons. Hope you enjoyed the show.

>> No.10689453

Can you make it generate the results faster?

>> No.10689460

>>10689427
F

>> No.10689461

>>10689452
Good thread OP

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>> No.10689470

>>10689452
if mira had kept emily warm, none of this would have happened

>> No.10690184

>>10688719
I'd go with 2 for the pure concentrated KEK

>> No.10690261

>>10688916
>Max Stirner questions his sanity
TOP KEK

>> No.10690280

>>10688834
>DFW receives water from an unknown sponsor
Welcome to the water, kid...

>> No.10690337

>>10688916
>David Foster Wallace Quietly Hums
Holy shit

>> No.10690354

>>10688834
>Stirner refuses
I'm dead

>> No.10690398

>>10689292
ERNEST NO

>> No.10690476

>>10688929
kek rupi got triggered to death

rip dfw though :(

>> No.10690479

>>10688944
If I were not Diogenes, I should wish to raid my camp.

>> No.10691339

>>10689307
>Ayn Rand, Charlotte Bronte and Mira Gonzalez cheerfully sings songs together
Cute

>> No.10691433

>>10689452
>tfw we never got a Heraclitus vs Charlotte battle

>> No.10691456

>no Tolkien to be seen
What a waste

>> No.10691468

w: Charlotte Bronte
Jacques Derrida
Kurt Godel
Alexander Sojenitsyne
T. S. Eliot
Kurt Vonnegut
Philip K. Dick
Melville
Emile Zola
Goethe
Maria Shelley
Sarah Kane
Stephen King
Arkadi Strougatski
László Krasznahorkai
Horkheimer
Bertrand Russell
Jean-Paul Sartre
Joseph Campbell
Carl Jung
Freud
Umberto Eco
Bolano
Victor Hugo

Do it, anon

>> No.10691482

>Mfw
>No Clifford Lee Sargent
>No Gregory "The Minotaur" Sadler

>> No.10691715

>>10690280
Holy heck at first I thought I misread that because I really wanted that to happen
but nope...this is water
>>10691468
YEA ANON GO! ROUND 3!

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BUMP
I SAID I WANT ROUND 3

>> No.10692733

>>10691468
Different anon here, I'll set up this list and run another round.

>> No.10692850
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looking good?

>> No.10692864

>>10692850
Do it nigga.
Derrida you better fucking win.
Who the fuck is Sarah Kane tho put Novalis there.

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>>10692864
Alright, I'll wait a few minutes for any other suggestions and then begin.

>> No.10692903

>>10692894
Sanderson please

>> No.10692909

>>10692903
Sanderson instead of who? Campbell?

>> No.10692911

>>10692894
Torquato Tasso + Cervantes

>> No.10692921

>>10692894
Gödel is gonna die of starvation

>> No.10692935

>>10692903
>>10692911
I need to know who you want replaced

>> No.10692936

>>10692894
My money is on Bertie. Zola or Goethe for most kills.

>> No.10692945

>>10692935
Nevermind.

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Okay, here's the line-up. I'm beginning with day 1 now.

>> No.10692971
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1/?

>> No.10692975
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2/?

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3/3

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>>10692990
>Melville

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My mistake, that was the bloodbath, this is day 1

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Day 1, part 2. We see the formation of a dangerous group...

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>> No.10693052 [DELETED] 

>>10688719
District 8 would win if they didn't shoot each other first, and likewise 2 would have a good chance, if DFW didn't shoot himself first.

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Night 1: The Battle for Camp Laszlo

>> No.10693064

>>10689022
*hemmmingway

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Woah there Laszlo

>> No.10693094

An arena event is occuring

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>>10693094
Forgot pic

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>> No.10693110

>>10692921
underrated

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Those wolves wiped out a lot of contestants. Maybe now I won't have to post each day in multiple parts.

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Brandy Sandy is gonna mace ur face

>> No.10693133

>>10693125
DOWN WITH LITERARY FICTION

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It's getting near the end-- I'll post status next.

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Now's the time to place your bets, folks.

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Boy, there sure are a lot of knives going into heads this time around

>> No.10693161

>>10693146
Shelly will win

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hmmm, wonder if they'll find anyone

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I skipped the cannon shots since it was only Laszlo. Personally, my bet is on Godel.

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Kurt "The Hurt" Godel is prepping to go medieval on the remaining contestants.

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How many wooden spears could a guy need?

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All that work, and the guy just uses a sword instead

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Things are shaping up for a final battle... Can Godel be stopped?

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Well, that's a wrap. I don't think I'll run another game since the thread seems to be slowing down, but I'll post the scoreboard in just a sec.

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>> No.10693229

>>10693219
F

>> No.10693233

>>10693110
thanks man

>> No.10693264

>>10688800
>max stirner gathers as much food as he can
coming into this thread late to remind you about P R O P E R T Y

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>no pregnant Anne Frank

This board disappoints me

>> No.10693509

>>10689441
kek

>> No.10693638

>>10688811
>John Green searches for a water source
>Not DFW

>> No.10693693

>>10689217
Who do you think had the best ghost story?

>> No.10693710

>>10689243
The logic of pessimism moves through three refusals: a no-saying to the worst (refusal of the world-for-us, or Schopenhauer’s tears); a yes-saying to the worst (refusal of the world-in-itself, or Nietzsche’s laughter); and a no-saying to the for-us and the in-itself (a double refusal, or Cioran’s sleep).

Crying, laughing, sleeping—what other responses are adequate to a life that is so indifferent?

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>>10689053

>> No.10693760

>>10689050
My man Dickens

>> No.10694143

>>10693710
good post

>> No.10694579

>>10688834
I always knew Joyce would be a twerp in a real fight

>> No.10694582

>>10690479
TOP KEK