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1058148 No.1058148 [Reply] [Original]

>implying I don't know more about Tolkien's Legendarium than you do three fold

U JELLY

>> No.1058152

not jelly at all

shit books are shi

only the hobbit is worth something and even then it's not much.

>> No.1058151

>implying you know the names of the two "other" Istari

>implying you won't just look this up on wikipedia

>implying this thread isn't even more pointless than it might appear at first glance

>> No.1058153

oh god oh god oh god. I'm so jealous that you know more about an imaginary world made up by some dude sixty years ago. I wish I knew as much as you about some shit no one gives a fuck about.

>> No.1058155

Saruman and Radagast, or did you want their names as Maia?

Wikipedia is a crutch I need not.

U MAD

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1058156

Wheeee! Trolling is a art!

>> No.1058158

>>1058155

Hahaha you think there are only three of them

Pathetic

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1058160

>>1058156
>a
>an

Stay jelly, /lit/.

>> No.1058162

>>1058158
>implying there aren't 5
>implying the other two are noteworthy since they failed to turn the tide in Rhun and Harad

Try harder

>> No.1058163

>>1058160
it's a dipshit

sound it out

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1058167

>>1058163

>> No.1058170

>>1058167
I ain't even mad

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1058175

>mfw nobody can surmount me and they're all jelly

>I_am_disappoint.jpg

>> No.1058177

>>1058162

>implying that calling them the "other" ones implies they're noteworthy

still haven't given their names because you can't

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1058182

>>1058177
>implying they have names
>implying they were noteworthy enough to have any relevance other than a few sentences in the Appendices and a few pages in Unfinished Tales

>> No.1058187

>>1058182

>implying they don't have names

y u so fail bro? they have multiple names

>implying their noteworthiness matters
>implying you ain't just mad 'cause you gettin' schooled

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1058190

>>1058187
>implying implications that don't exist

3/10
You should practice in /adv/.

>> No.1058197

I expected better /lit/. You rabble of uncultured swine.

>> No.1058199

>>1058190

Sure is "I haven't read the Unfinished Tales or Peoples of Middle-Earth" in here.

I'm disappoint, OP.

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1058205

>>1058199
>implying I haven't read them several times over
>implying you didn't look up random information on wikipedia and try and prove callously incorrect point

I negated your sage too.
Problem?

>> No.1058209

>>1058205

>implying you aren't upset about being wrong

:3

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1058213

>>1058209
>implying I'm not going to negate your sage again
>implying you aren't upset that counter trolling is ineffective

>> No.1058219

>>1058213

>implying you can negate a sage, when sage does nothing
>implying you aren't mad about not knowing who Alatar is

>> No.1058221

OK, OP, I'll bite

when Aldarion first decides to court Erendis, he returns to Numenor from a voyage with a gift for her. what is it?
Pt2: after they wed, what did she do with said gift?

reply within a minute of my post or you're looking it up.

>> No.1058223

>>1058221
Uhh... well I know she had a disgusting tree fetish... I believe it was a seed/sapling from Middle-earth?

>> No.1058228

>>1058223
wrong-o.

the elves gave them a tree as a wedding gift, but the answer was "a diamond". then when they married, she had it set in a tiara to suggest a star, which then became a custom to all future queens.

please enjoy your lovely parting gifts, including the /lit/ home game.

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>>1058228

>> No.1058259

ITT some fag thinks he knows everything on a subject but there's always someone out there who knows more about a subject than you do

>> No.1058263

>>1058259

That's impossible, there is a finite amount of human beings

>> No.1058517

>>1058263

Aah, but they keep breeding. you see, and you can only educate yourself so fast

>> No.1058520

>implying OP ever gets laid

>> No.1058534

I've had sex with several women.

>> No.1058535

OP whats the name of the 5th Vala mentioned in The Silmarillion? No looking...

>> No.1058538

>Implying that anyone takes you remotely seriously when you type >implying

>implying that OP is not a faggot