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>Penis inspection day at the library.

>> No.10575820
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>>10575809

>brain inspection day

>> No.10575918

>>10575809
>tfw only go to the library for penis inspection day. I just check out the latest Oprah's book club book to make it look like I go for books, but really it's the only opportunity I will realistically have for someone other than myself to see and maybe touch my tiny wiener.

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>>10575809
>>10575820
Failed both

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>mfw my mom works at my local library
>mfw she's the one that did the last penis inspection day

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>> No.10575969

>>10575809
Books for this feel?

>> No.10575971

>>10575969
upvoted: the story of reddit

>> No.10575973

I googled to see if penis inspection day was a real thing at the library. How fucking stupid am I?

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>tfw had actual penis inspection day as a kid because three of my brothers got public lice and we couldn't get rid of the infestation for six months because the brothers kept re-licing each other
>tfw only brother who didn't get it
>tfw too young to be trusted to do my own penis inspections
>tfw had to get penis inspection by my cute muscular stepdad every few days
>tfw he would poke and prod my undescended testicles and conchiglie-resembling penis with his thumb and forefinger
>tfw pretended not to like it but i secretly loved it
>tfw i can still perfectly remember the texture of his warm thumbprint on my tiny glans

>> No.10575986

>>10575973
pretty fucking stupid