Best of /lit/

[Anonymous No.10543622]

Post defining moments in /lit/ history

The best and brightest as well as the lowest points (pic related)

[Anonymous No.10543629]

>>10543622
/lit/ was worse before that, that's just the one that got out and brought moralfags and lowtier edgelords

[Anonymous No.10543657]

>>10543629
Pics or it didnt happen

[Anonymous No.10544060]

11,986

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>>10544077

Scooby...

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[Anonymous No.10544231]

go read hypersphere

[Anonymous No.10544253]

>>10544231
he's not wrong, it used to be women having power over men only in the bedroom and having a shared power relationship outside of that, but now it's all meta and frankly not even that sexual anymore. its terribly hard to find a good femdom video these days because its all cuckoldry, JOI or some weird shit where there is no actual sexual content whatsoever

[Anonymous No.10544267]

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[Anonymous No.10544888]

>>10544267
Naked Lunch?

[Anonymous No.10544946]

>>10544200
>"dude, seriously? like what?"
>dissertation on philosophy levels
every time i come to this board the degree to which you all look like self-absorbed fart sniffers increases. /lit/ is on par with /mu/ on the bottom.

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>>10544231
that was a good post in an otherwise pointless thread

[Anonymous No.10545036]

timeless classic

[Anonymous No.10545041]

For me the high point were the old /his/ general threads where someone would ask about a topic, and you had to find excellent sources and a pirate link. they went on for a year and then died when /his/ actually came out. I tried to maintain it, but apparently /his/ doesnt read.

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>>10544077
E a s y

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[Anonymous No.10545079]

Anyone have the baneposting pic with Plato, Joyce, Borges, Kafka, Chandler and other versions?

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[Anonymous No.10545104]

>>10545102
Alrighty, that's all I have. gnight lads

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requesting "excellence in scrolling"

[Anonymous No.10545116]

>>10545098
>im dead 4 my age tho!!
every time

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[Anonymous No.10545129]

Pic related: The Laurie Penny Saga.

Is anyone else old enough to remember the Daniil Kharms incident? I think that was around 2013.

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[Anonymous No.10545142]

>>10545136
No male citizens of Athens had to row in the fleet, afaik they were all slaves

[Anonymous No.10545145]

>>10543622
love that memory

[Anonymous No.10545150]

>>10545136
Socrates was fat and ugly.

[Anonymous No.10545153]

>>10545142
>>10545150
>t. jelly skinnyfat soychildren

[Anonymous No.10545156]

>>10545142
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[Anonymous No.10545157]

>>10545153
>>10545156
Are you ok? You don't have to take these factual challenges to your post so personally.

[Anonymous No.10545158]

>>10545142
socrates and alcibiades origin story in xenophon kind of scuppers them being navy even though navy were rarely slaves. poor, but not slaves. supplying your own armour/arrows, etc. was a barrier to other service, but the navy was mostly citizens. which is why the citizens families voted to off generals for not saving rowers from a storm in the build up to socrates death and demosthenes defeating aeschines too late to save attica from macedon.
>tldr: stfu and row

[Anonymous No.10545167]

>>10545158
You're right, I vaguely remember my Greek history teacher telling me slaves were at least used more at the start to row, because they couldn't find anyone else to do it, but even that's possibly wrong. Strange how Socrates did end up serving in the army, though, despite being notoriously poor, maybe his friends bought his shit for him

[Anonymous No.10545173]

>>10545157
>ignorant unfounded wrong opinions
>facts

[Anonymous No.10545174]

>>10545153
Oh God, I remember this meme. There were hundreds of variations. I still don't know what the original one was, but most of the early ones retained an eagle or bird flying in to perch on something.

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[Anonymous No.10545178]

>>10545173
Socrates was literally fat and ugly.

[Anonymous No.10545182]

>>10545176

[Hume No.10545186]

>>10545174
An incompetent philosophy lecturer was teaching a class on moral properties.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship the is/ought problem. You must accept that it's fundamentally impossible to get an 'ought' from an 'is' using empiricism.

At this moment a brave atheist, with a PhD in neuroscience and who had over 45 million youtube debate views stood up.

"Raping a child is wrong/bad/negative."

The arrogant professor smirked quite Scottishly and smugly replied,

"On what basis, you stupid STEM-tard? Raping a child is a descriptive statement. You are prescribing a normative value and implying it 'ought' to be a negative thing."

"Wrong. The entire debate resides inside a semantic framework with the concept of normative having no relevance. All we have are 'IS' statements based on empirical observation, and various forms of the verb 'TO BE'. There 'IS' a Child; the Child 'WAS' raped; a governing body 'HAS' decided that it's a punishable offense; you 'ARE' crying about 'oughts'; and you 'ARE' ignored while punishable offenses 'ARE' influenced by empirical observation, economic trends, social pressures and other forms of 'IS'. Your so-called normative 'ought' has been demolished because we can and do form policies and decisions inside inter-subjective semantic models, and individuals voice their own subjective 'IS' statements to collectively influence the framework."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A Treatise of Human Nature. He stormed out of the room crying about what he ought to do. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, David Hume, wished he had embraced New-atheism.

The previously faux-Christian contrarian students erupted into applause and declared that moral values are officially in the hands of science. An eagle named "the scientific method" flew into the room and perched atop the copy of "The Moral Landscape" and shed a tear on the hardcover. The last sentence of "the God delusion" was read several times, and the Pope declared that morality does not come from God.

The professor lost his tenure and was executed by Hume's guillotine the next day.

The brave student's name? Ham Sarris.

[Anonymous No.10545190]

>>10545167
I can't remember any contemporary references, but I know Socrates gets mocked a lot for his shoes always being on point. Dude was OG, most of his poverty was elective, and based in looking like a Spartan warrior faggot artisan.
A lot of the time Spartan/dirty/not having more than a cloak is the Attic way of saying "raging faggot, lock up your young sons", so most of poverty attributed to Socrates is part him saying "i'm a rebel go sparta" and part commentators saying "what an utter poofter".
Xanthippe probably had more bank, but he married her late and pissed her off with his shit. Masonry's pretty solid work til your protege gets accused of defacing statues and sucking your cock, so he probably wasn't very hard up

[Hume No.10545197]

>>10545174
>>10545186
>Oh God, I remember this meme. There were hundreds of variations.

Just fished the very earliest one out of the archive. They peaked around 2014 tho.
Tue Feb 7 20:54:08 2012

"An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi."

[Anonymous No.10545204]

>>10545190
>I know Socrates gets mocked a lot for his shoes always being on point
I swear there are only two dialogues of Plato's that mention this, and for specific reasons, one being the Symposium, and I think the other was Timaeus. For the Symposium I know it was to juxtapose his ugly features, and was sort of an inverse of the attributes Alcibiades attributes to him in that dialogue (ugly on the outside, beautiful on the inside), and, in fact, I think Socrates only jokingly tries to look beautiful to kind of mock them, then gives a speech in his own style, without the sorta rhetorical flourish of Agathon, Aristophanes etc. I'm super drunk, and haven't read this shit for a while, but when Socrates is made to look nice in terms of dress in Plato, it's always ironic

[Anonymous No.10545210]

>>10545204
To expand, Socrates making an ugly thing look nice makes fun of the sophists/rhetoriticians who do the same thing with their speeches

[Anonymous No.10545213]

>>10545204
I'm not much into Plato, so like I said, no contemporaries. But it's a running joke in later works too, and it's always "but the sandals are /fa/ af"
Symposium's mostly lies - I remember that much, like Aristophanes has a good contest for most non-fiction with The Clouds fart trumpets after it.

inebriated classics lit best lit but I've to show up stoned to a kid's bday part. later, homo

[Anonymous No.10545233]

>>10544231
Just wanted to say I'm a complete fucking random that saw this thread on Popular Threads and this post is absolutely glorious. Peace out

[Anonymous No.10545240]

>>10545233
>Peace out
venus in furs is a very cheap book not just a song, you know, just before you leave

[Anonymous No.10545244]

>>10544231
>hypersphere
do you have screencaps of that dude who actually bought it?

[Anonymous No.10545248]

>>10545244
where can you actually buy it

[Anonymous No.10545252]

>>10545248
i think there's a few sellers on lulu

[Anonymous No.10545259]

>>10545252
going to cop one for the next /lit/ meetup

[Anonymous No.10545264]

>>10545259
please go with your next suicidal impulse

[Anonymous No.10545275]

It is a shame that nobody got the screen of "oily smarts"

[Anonymous No.10545282]

>>10545244
here's the whole thread :
>>/lit/thread/7540190

[Anonymous No.10546289]

>>10545104
what the fuck did I just read?

[Anonymous No.10546360]

>>10544888
No, it's Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra. This was the peak of /lit/. We actually made some retard spend money on our book.

[Anonymous No.10546381]

>>10545036
makes me laugh every time

[Anonymous No.10546397]

>>10545182
>Basta per stasera
>Continues
Just for this 0/10.

[Anonymous No.10546430]

>>10545104
>2004

this thing is old as fuck

[Anonymous No.10546515]

Does anyone have that story about taking a class with DFW, and how he would dry clean his track suits?

[Anonymous No.10546540]

>>10545072
It's weird, I can't remember if I was in that thread or just a thread where that pic was posted, but i definitely remember shitposting on those words

[Anonymous No.10546545]

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[Anonymous No.10546557]

>>10545104
I'm still flabbergasted that this dude got as high as a 61% on this.

[Anonymous No.10546561]

>>10545073
yo...

[Anonymous No.10546567]

>>10545129
pls post the kharms incident, i'd like to be educated, thanks

[Anonymous No.10546574]

>>10545104

>contributed many things like olives and anal sex
>funny :)

What kind of fucking degenerate teacher or school was that?

[Anonymous No.10546653]

>>10545061
>they can't even into subjunctive case

[Anonymous No.10546676]

>>10544200
Truly /lit/... is everywhere and nowhere..

[Anonymous No.10546742]

>>10546557
>The instructor redlined his work and misspelled "too"

[Anonymous No.10547059]

>>10543622
Does anyone have the one of this, but for Carli?

[Anonymous No.10547112]

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[Anonymous No.10547271]

>>10544997
Better than food looks so goofy its unreal. And he thinks he looks so good too which adds to it

[Anonymous No.10547335]

>>10547112
Oh damn this still makes me feel bad.
It wasn’t all /lit/‘s fault.

Her mum is a greedy control freak who needs to stop having kids.

[Anonymous No.10547353]

>>10543622
lapin is the queen of lit she understand

[Anonymous No.10549102]

>>10545061
kek the dfw response is written incredibly well

[Anonymous No.10549647]

>>10545057
holy shit I'm dying

[Anonymous No.10549658]

>>10545129
>Is anyone else old enough to remember the Daniil Kharms incident? I think that was around 2013.
I wonder if Iranman's still alive?

[Anonymous No.10549672]

>>10545129
I remember the Daniil Kharms thing, I still have Today I Wrote Nothing.

[Anonymous No.10549695]

>>10545145
I remember reading this, absolutely classic.

[Anonymous No.10549702]

>>10545046
>tfw I left the thread while everyone was still calling OP a retard, i.e. before it got good
>tfw I missed my chance to be part of /lit/ history
>tfw my years and years wasted on this website didn't even pay off in that small way

[Anonymous No.10549727]

>>10545092
this might be the best post on this entire website

[Anonymous No.10549753]

>>10544999
I was in that thread, cool

[Anonymous No.10549765]

>>10545244
Lots of people "actually" bought it. I have a copy next to my Tundra.

[Anonymous No.10549799]

>>10545046
Joyce if he was american

[Anonymous No.10549836]

>>10545055
1.2.2.2. is gold

[Anonymous No.10549841]

>>10543622
One of my personal favourites, never fails to make me laugh.

[Anonymous No.10549845]

>>10545244
People actually bought Sam Hyde's book, it is the same thing, but full of images.

[Anonymous No.10549850]

> accident prone porko puppo getting into accidents
> he's crazy haha he always rolls down the stairs
> the sound he makes running into a wall is the same sound you make when you smack your tummy
> haha what a mad dog haha crazy dogman
> feel bad when he gets into a major accident involving jumping onto the sofa and getting stuck in the avalanche of sofa cushions
> almost lost him for good
> got to save this little dogman for good
> for the greater good i save his life by wrapping him in an impenetrable fortress of bubble wrap and masking tape
> he's so safe forever that when he runs into the door now he just gently pops a bubble and has fun every time
> thank you god i am blessed

[Anonymous No.10549856]

>>10543622
The smartest board

[Anonymous No.10549860]

>>10545145
this is my brother

[Anonymous No.10549862]

>>10549850
edge of my seat tension but everything worked out in the end. strong 10

[Anonymous No.10549865]

>>10549850
Motherfucker this post made me get up from my fat ass and go hug my dog.

[Anonymous No.10549908]

>>10545078
died

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[Anonymous No.10550953]

>>10549702
you are gay

[Anonymous No.10551026]

>>10549850
I have a pug snoring right next to me, I gave him a hug and tucked him in after reading this

[Anonymous No.10551152]

>>10545104
He wrote it as a parody and his friend 'graded it. Zach Freeman is dead, apparently, I looked him up. I remember reading this and laughing about it in high school - fucking weird how time flies.

[Anonymous No.10551556]

The Spengler thread in which many libcucks were put on a suicide watch

[Anonymous No.10551581]

>>10551556
you can enjoy those things on /pol/, stay there you'll enjoy it more :)

[Anonymous No.10551624]

>>10545046
Mother of God.

[Anonymous No.10551639]

>>10545057
Hassu kuva nauran persettä ulos

[Anonymous No.10551695]

Does anyone have a cap of the "muh romantics" thread, with pictures of wordswoeth saying "muh daffodils" and Coleridge "muh bad dreams or something like that?

[Anonymous No.10551808]

Less a moment than a series of them...

[Anonymous No.10551827]

>>10544253

Joi is porn for only true patricians.

[Anonymous No.10551837]

>>10549856

>ywn say hi to nataliya from ukraine right now by live chat

[Anonymous No.10551851]

>>10545067
HAHAHA.

[Anonymous No.10551860]

>>10544200
Does anyone have anything else on the analysis of the different posting styles between boards?
I find this fascinating?

[Anonymous No.10551912]

>>10545145
I wonder how many nervous breakdowns this has caused

[Anonymous No.10551919]

>>10545036
lost way too hard on that one

[Anonymous No.10551927]

>>10551808
I feel it's been better recently, but jesus there was that 2-3 month period I was considering never visiting this board ever again
Still hasn't recovered completely but seeing this image makes me feel a bit better

>wasn't nihilism invented by Diogenes
kek, I've seen people on other boards unironically argue this

[Anonymous No.10552090]

>>10551827
no, this is

[Anonymous No.10552108]

>>10545067
>the way you would smile a slow child to encourage him
lol

[Anonymous No.10552331]

this was always my favorite
>>/lit/thread/S2142656

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[Anonymous No.10552431]

>>10552331
>butterfly has been on this board longer than I have
strange kind of feel

[Anonymous No.10552512]

>>10552431
multiple people posted with the name/symbol, and I remember he (the "she" thing was a troll, the way I remember it) saying to use the symbol with his blessing.
also, I should add that the archive doesn't have any pics but I saved the thread as an html file with all the pics if anyone wants to see how it originally looked

https://mega.nz/#!AJITRD5L!ar9X6kOnAkTYIAAbjZIDMX1zo1EbvwsDTrYeSialpT8

[Anonymous No.10552916]

>>10549850
this is cute, but, this would be a bad idea in real life, right?

[Anonymous No.10552921]

>>10552916
That depends, do bad ideas end up in Oprah's book club and New York Times bestseller lists?

[Anonymous No.10553053]

>>10544231
this is probably an excerpt from the next pynchon book

[Anonymous No.10553303]

>>10544200
>Someone going through all the critical feminism talking points is "philosophical dissertations"
>"/pol/-tier"
were you really made so angry by the /pol/tard pissbaby necktard fedorababy transphobes that you had enough of a tantrum to make an image about how bad /pol/ is and how cool leftist posters on this site are? cuz that's hilariously autistic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10553330]

>>10553303
you need to stop being gaslit by leftist bullshit and live in the real world anon.

[Anonymous No.10553624]

>>10546515
>I took a creative nonfiction course with him at Ponoma back in '94. We weren't allowed to show anyone our essays outside of the class for some reason. He seemed naturally intelligent, didnt need to look at any notes or textbooks or prepare for any lectures, he just knew his stuff and was super casual.
>I saw him talking to a girl on campus one day. He uncharacteristically wore a Fila sweatsuit, the kind that looks like it's made from the same material as parachutes, and trainer sneakers with a matching bandana. That was his pussy hunt outfit apparently. Several times a week, same outfit, I'd see him hitting on women in it. I once saw him wearing it while carrying an identical outfit from the dry cleaners, he had like 4 sets of same Fila sweatsuit.
>I asked him about it in class and he said we aren't allowed to discuss anything unrelated to class while inside class, the same way we can't show anyone outside of class our essays. A student called out "but Dostoevsky isn't in this class and last week you talked about replicating his black tea obsession to test its affects on your own writing". Wallace stared blankly at the student with dead eyes for 30 seconds in dead silence then said "you just got knocked down a full letter grade. Any other smart asses? Didn't think so." and pushed up his glasses with his index finger.
>I remember telling myself this guy will either be super successful or kill himself.

[Anonymous No.10553659]

>>10545109
FINALLY I have found it. The post of a lifetime

[Anonymous No.10553722]

>>10544999
damn, got em

[Anonymous No.10553761]

>>10545046
forced and unfunny rreally. same contrived quality as the /x/ "fuck off space niggers, we're full" screencap. its not that hilarious.

[Anonymous No.10553766]

>>10551927
Yeah /lit/ has felt a lot better recently. I'm not sure what happened. It has been saved from the barbarian hordes.

[Anonymous No.10553771]

>>10545174
The university professor challenged his students with this question. Did God create everything that exists? A student bravely replied, "Yes, he did!"

"God created everything?" The professor asked.

"Yes sir",

"If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are then God is evil". The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question professor?"

"Of course", replied the professor.

"Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.
The young man's name? Albert Einstein!

[Anonymous No.10553774]

>>10547112
https://www.youtube.com/user/agandmestudios/discussion

LOL

[Anonymous No.10553780]

>>10545067
i mean, this is a kind of cute story. anon sounded like he really wanted to articulate his thoughts and i can respect that.

[Anonymous No.10553806]

>>10549850
Had to kiss my pug on the forehead after reading this.

[Anonymous No.10553811]

>>10549850
This made my day.

[Anonymous No.10553873]

>>10545046

I loved that thread. Did OP ever come back?

[Anonymous No.10553970]

>>10545061
>Keeping an eye on philosophy and Simone at the same time
God this gets me every fucking time

[Anonymous No.10554691]

>>10552512
>multiple people posted with the name/symbol, and I remember he (the "she" thing was a troll, the way I remember it) saying to use the symbol with his blessing.
the night of a thousand butterflies was the best

[Anonymous No.10554880]

>>10543622
I'm glad I saw this thread before it was deleted. Godspeed, you turbo autist you

[Anonymous No.10554986]

>>10553774
fucking lost

[Anonymous No.10555059]

>>10543622
fuck sake, this is my 3rd time on /lit/ ever and even I remember this, that's how much cunts fucked up.

>tfw no virgin music qt to listen to velvet underground with while cuddling in bed.

[Anonymous No.10555096]

[Anonymous No.10555103]

How the fuck has no one posted these yet?

[Anonymous No.10555111]

>>10555103

[Anonymous No.10555112]

>>10555111
>>10555103
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.10555114]

>>10555111

[Anonymous No.10555118]

>>10555112
No u

[Anonymous No.10555121]

>>10555118

[Anonymous No.10555125]

>>10555103
Because they're not as funny as you think they are.

[Anonymous No.10555127]

>>10555125
I didn't make them brainlet.

[Anonymous No.10555133]

>>10555127
...

[Anonymous No.10555312]

>>10555125
They're pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.10555393]

>>10545197
i always thought it was "how old is this rock, pinhead?" and "smirked jewishly." i also thought the Eagle had a name. must have been later additions. way funnier that way though imo

[Anonymous No.10555428]

here's a blast from the past

[Anonymous No.10555447]

>>10545036
>there are hundreds of them
>his what
>damn... damn them all...

keks on deck

[Anonymous No.10555453]

anyone have the collage from when stagolee got doxed?

[Anonymous No.10555983]

The gas station attendant

[Anonymous No.10556013]

>>10545010
she got owned, what a chad

[Anonymous No.10556032]

>>10555983

What was the name of his book?

Something fusion or other.

[Anonymous No.10556103]

>>10545078
reads more like weird twitter or tumblr than a 4chan greentext for some reason to me

[Anonymous No.10556128]

>>10554880
This one was very good.
9/10

[Anonymous No.10556218]

>>10552345
fucking epic win!

[Anonymous No.10556322]

>>10556032
Fusion Heart. It’s got good amazon reviews but it won’t let me click the product to find out anything else

[Anonymous No.10556329]

>>10545057
holy fucking shit hahahahah

[Anonymous No.10556500]

>>10545046
Can someone explain this?

[Anonymous No.10556583]

>>10554880
>tl;dr so just skimming through it and noticed
>BABY CRUSHED BY UNCLE out of context
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10556671]

this thread sure took a turn for the shit.

[Anonymous No.10556682]

Anyone have the "something was missing, no discernible talent, haha this guy!" pasta? I can't seem to find it.

[Anonymous No.10556693]

[Anonymous No.10556699]

[Anonymous No.10556707]

>>10552921
yes

[Anonymous No.10556716]

Does anyone have the post where some black guy says something like "thats why you read Plato and I read..." or something like that. It might have a picture of a black guy on a train reading two books with one in each hand or maybe Im mixing two things up.

[Anonymous No.10556758]

>>10545046
I like mine better
https://imgur.com/a/fAUqV

[Anonymous No.10556843]

>>10553774
>Thank you! :) I would love to enter future giveaways and such. And you're welcome.
>5 years ago

[Anonymous No.10556867]

>>10545086
Ayyy

I wrote the BEE one.

[Anonymous No.10556938]

>>10556716
it's somewhere upthread. the pic is just a black dude's face on it, but I've seen the one you mean, too.

[Anonymous No.10556980]

>>10545057
absolutely perfect

[Anonymous No.10556987]

>>10545072
oh thank god i was looking for this

[Anonymous No.10557019]

>>10556103
it really does desu

[Anonymous No.10557296]

>>10545244
Literally within arms reach.

[Anonymous No.10557591]

>>10556938
Thanks, I missed it first time.

[Anonymous No.10557758]

>>10556682
>Anyone have the "something was missing, no discernible talent, haha this guy!" pasta? I can't seem to find it.
looking for it

[Anonymous No.10557777]

>>10545078
hahaha

[Anonymous No.10557867]

>>10544200

Solve your problem by switching to leddit, where non-"Peak Quality" (pseudo-intellectual social leftism) is banned on sight.

[Anonymous No.10558207]

>>10556682
wojak achilles and smug turtle is underrated, I wish there were more versions

[Anonymous No.10558401]

>>10549850
>tfw you smacked your tummy

[Anonymous No.10558473]

>>10545046
that's fucking Joycean

[Anonymous No.10558486]

>>10545010
>>10556013

This is a quote from American psycho you retards

[Anonymous No.10558541]

>>10556500
anon#s the greatest modernist prose writer since HD, but also spent too much time living in the authentic squalour of /pol/ to ever be published. it tingles our nervalian romanticism

[Anonymous No.10559490]

Does anyone have a screencap of the thread with the gecko who was only sleeping? That one made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.10559640]

>>10559490
Haha the
>Hehe hell have a surprise when he wakes up

[Anonymous No.10559683]

>>10545046
>>10556758
I remember that thread, he writes really well imo.
Does anyone else notices the similarity between pic related and genesis 1 from the bible? Pic related is the creation of the nigger.

[Anonymous No.10559956]

>>10559640
yeah lol that thread was great

[Anonymous No.10560163]

>>10559490
>>10559640
>>10559956
>>/lit/thread/S9974068

[Anonymous No.10560272]

>>10560163
goddamn why is that so funny?

[Anonymous No.10560301]

>>10560163
There's a common reaction for people to hate something with too many replies because the amount of replies gives a huge expectation, then you read it and it's kinda funny but not as funny or clever as you thought it would be. This is ironically further exacerbated by people angrily responded "HAHAHA SO FUNNY UPBOAT :^)" where they probably wouldn't have been so mean/would have thought it was funny if they saw it when it didn't have a lot of responses.

Overall, though, people responding a lot to a post is usually cancer. The first few are genuinely people who think it's funny, then people overdo it.

[Anonymous No.10560322]

>>10560301
what keeps /lit/ safe is that we're secretly degenerate enough that only [s4s] and /b/ like talking to us. no offence [s4s], we know you're pure, good, and very nice

[Anonymous No.10560764]

>>10560301
I agree, I was like the 4th or so response to that post since it really made me laugh and when I came back to that thread it had like 50 or so. This was not too long after the bugs thread so I think a few posters wanted to samefag really hard to get it to be a new meme.

[Anonymous No.10561635]

>>10545275

[Anonymous No.10561717]

>>10561635
>>/lit/thread/10144335#p10144401

[Anonymous No.10563089]

>>10561635
Oily smarts still gets me.

[Anonymous No.10563688]

Anyone have the greentext of a professor trying to get a class to say DFW hadn't any talent? He asks them what was missing and one student eventually understands his intention and quotes Bloom. It's bothering me that I can't find it.

[Anonymous No.10563732]

>tfw

[Anonymous No.10563920]

Here's a brand new low point for the board

[Anonymous No.10563941]

[Anonymous No.10564022]

>>10545073
I bursted out in laughter when he said what he said, Jesus.

[Anonymous No.10564082]

>>10545145

[Anonymous No.10564667]

>>10563941
this one was good. I feel for the anon, but I also could totally see bantering about his story if I got it through the slush pile. The concept seems like a kids book but OTOH Jonathan Livingston Seagull was pretty popular with adults (well, hippie adults) when it came out. I thought it was pretty cool but admittedly I was in like the 9th grade.

[Anonymous No.10565522]

true literary kino

[Anonymous No.10565555]

>>10545073
"A-are you an intellectual?"

my fuckin sides

[Anonymous No.10565672]

>>10565522
legit good

[Anonymous No.10565862]

Does anyone have the hunger games thread with philosophers, with Nietzsche silently snapping Camus' neck?

[Anonymous No.10565865]

>>10565522
I would listen to Hollywood movies if they were adapted into shakespearean plays desu

[Anonymous No.10566018]

hark

[Anonymous No.10566131]

>>10551026
Don't bug dogs when they're sleeping.

[Anonymous No.10566194]

>>10565522
>true literary kino
raised

[Anonymous No.10566197]

Where’s the one about the lad with hot legs that fell asleep in the bath tub at a party after denying sex to a girl to instead describe to her the plot of Ulysses. He posted a pic someone took of himself asleep in the tub

[Anonymous No.10566499]

>>10545129
I bougth the fucking book just because of that.

[Anonymous No.10566507]

>>10555127
i love you

[Anonymous No.10566540]

>>10565522
see >>10545086

[Anonymous No.10567057]

>>10545098
>*holds up boulder*
>bcuz the sun is SOOOOO hott!!!!!

KEK

[Anonymous No.10567074]

>>10544946
/mu/ is a 100 times worse anon. Worst board by far! Literally anyone can have an opinion, because it takes no effort to listen to a couple songs and spout absolute garbage

[Anonymous No.10567083]

>>10545036
Pure kino

[Anonymous No.10567121]

>>10561635
AAAAAAAAH! Thanks