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1050758 No.1050758 [Reply] [Original]

>mom thinks I'm sad
>thinks new things will cheer me up
>everything I ask for (and even stuff I don't ask for) is handed to me
>my face

>> No.1050778

…

>> No.1050775

Your mother reminds me of my father.

>> No.1050786

cool, get any new books?

>> No.1050781

Everything you ask for, except love. Except love.

>> No.1050789

>>1050786
No right now she's buying me button down shirts and stuff.

>> No.1050793

>she wants to fuck

>> No.1050798

>>1050793
Yah, your mom totally wants to fuck you.

>> No.1050800

reported

>> No.1050801
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>>1050793

>> No.1050802

>>1050793
Stagolee/his mom

Somebody write it.

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>>1050800

>> No.1050821

Any pics of your mom? Is she fuckable?

>> No.1050837

stag, what is this about? mommy was just trying to cheer you up after you told us that you liked other little boys.

>> No.1050839

ikm 13 years odl

>> No.1050836
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My mum ordered me some t-shirts & jackets for university last night.

I think we could be friends if you just let it happen Stag, if you weren't afraid...

What age & country are you from anyway?

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>>1050839
You're trip public now btw? If so you should get a secure one.

>> No.1050851

from iran

>> No.1050853

>>1050758what's a trip cpublic

>> No.1050855

>>1050850
*your
FFS we need to fix this language. Why can't it be as nice as German?

>> No.1050857

>>1050801
This say "jimmy fallon ha, ha!" when in actuality this is that guy that comes on after Letterman.
Just wanted to point that out. Unrelated question: When is that hot Stagolee Incest writing gonna start pouring in?

>> No.1050859

german is the worst language ain all of all history becausebesides benaner tlk

>> No.1050861

>>1050853
One that everyone (the public!) knows the password for.

>> No.1050864

no one knows my password try and hack me fuckers

>> No.1050866

>>1050864
Calm down Stagolee!

Why do you always act like this whenever I show my love? Are you embarassed & trying to hide your real feelings?

>> No.1050870
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1050870

feelings for you right

>> No.1050879
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1050879

Why does your Mom think you're sad?

Are you sad?

Will the presents make you happy?

I wish I had some presents.

>> No.1050880

>>1050870
Shut-up & stop hiding.

>> No.1050883

clothes make me happy akemake everyone happy maybe not happy but i need to look nice for tha tone igihgt of the year oi ogo iout

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>>1050883

Good.

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Stag thinks 13 yea-olds are illiterate

>> No.1050893

stag thinks your mother

>> No.1050894
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1050894

i challenge mthe gmighty titan and his torubaordours

>> No.1050901

Stag of you're sad, just tell me about it. Be genuine but also clever.

~You can be a meta-poster if you try~

>> No.1050906

>>1050901
*If you're sad

>> No.1050917

what could stagolee possiblity be sd about

>> No.1050924

I don't know but you posted pictures of an American talk-show host & Freddie Mercury. Are they clues?

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>> No.1050937

je's hirish

>> No.1050945

>>1050937
Jew Irish?

>> No.1050962

>>1050857
I second this question and await the story. If not, I will write it myself.

>> No.1050972

>>1050945
jimy fergursion is rish

>> No.1051144

Allright I am now taking requests for Stagolee incest porn. Any scenarios gents?

>> No.1051155

>>1050883
Slowly but surely stags autism is taking over his body.
>>1051144
Stags mommy notices that his diaper is messy and goes to change it.
It eventually ends with her fucking his shit covered asshole with a spiked strap-on telling him that hes a bad boy.

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>>1050850

I demand confirmation of real Stagolee immediately.
If you are the true Stagolee, you know in your heart what must be done.

>> No.1051172

>>1051155
see >>1051144

write that shit.

>> No.1051175

>>1051155
Courage Wolf's scat porn is currently in the lead. New ones? Nuances?

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>>1051167
What's that?

>>1051175
Courage Wolf's is god-awful. There's no relevance. First off he's a bookish nerd. He might be gay but the thing is he doesn't really do much, cant drive, mommy buys clothes, mommy does everything.

I'm not doing more than that but jesus dont do the shitty scat one.

>> No.1051194

I know this is shit, thats why I just wrote the begining befor I got disquested at how bad I was writting. Nontheless I hope it brings a few giggles:
One Friday night StagoLee sat in the corner reading a comic, it was one of his favorites so it was covered in old Jizz Stains and barely readable and the pages were almost unbearably sticky, so much so that when he tried to turn a page the whole corner ripped. Stag started crying, luckily his mom was nearby and speedily comforted him. Stag buried his sobbing face in his mom's breast and clung to her like a little monkey. It had been years since Stag's mom felt the ever so gentle touch of another human and something in her was aroused.

>> No.1051200

>>1051194
Stag should be crying over failure at life, not a page ripping.

>> No.1051207

>>1051155
During the bloody shitty spiked assfucking stag cums all over the place and makes a mess. So Stags mom makes him collect all the cum off of the floor and stick it up her ass. Then she shits it out on to him(along with several fresh turds) and he eats it all while she tells him what a little shit faggot he is.

>> No.1051211

>>1051192
I know what you're saying, but...the public gets what it wants:

Once upon a time there was a perfect cube named Stagolee. As all cubes do, Stagolee eventually became human (or defecated) and then promptly turned back into a perfect cube. His mother, noticing, proceeded to change and scold him while she had coitus with him by means of a prosthesis. He was still dirty. Then, he learned an important lesson.

>> No.1051214

>>1051207
! I hope what I wrote pleased you.

>> No.1051216

>>1051207
I really like were this is going, its better then my shitty contribution at least, but I think Jogo should be involved in someway.

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1051217

You faggots need to chill.

Stagolee is just a lonely little boy. He needs love, not hate /lit/...

>> No.1051218

There was a complete narrative arc. amirite?

>> No.1051223

>>1051217
No he's right. let's stop.

>> No.1051225

>>1051214
Yeah your a anon so we dont know what you wrote.

>> No.1051230

>>1051225
Hmmm...

>> No.1051241

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD!?

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1051239

hre's your profo i've been fplaying pokeomon yellow

>> No.1051235

>>1051223
Personally I agree with this also, but in actuality I like Stag, nearly every post of his brings a smile to my face, and whenever he tries to be serious he reveals his intelligence. I really think Stag is gonna like having his own fan fiction though. Perhaps you should see what he thinks, first.

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>i'm sad
>mom doesn't care, or simply got used to it
>complete indifference

>> No.1051247

>>1051192
If I said it, then possible impostors would know what to do.

>> No.1051249

>>1050801

That's Craig Ferguson, not Jimmy Fallon.

>> No.1051253

>>1051249
Yeah I pointed that out hours ago.

>> No.1051255

>>1051239
Alright. Proceed, but work on the typing or you'll stop being my favorite tripfag.

>> No.1051257

>>1051235
You forgot your trip Stag.

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>>1051239
Pokemon is something special. The actually rules of it are really shitty & it the combat is really tedious but they did something right with the sprites, they're so memorable. Also the concept of catching them etc.

Basically amazing art direction but an extremely boring game.

I dunno if I miss being able to play vidya all the time. I think I do like just playing STALKER all day once every 3 months but that's about it...

>> No.1051267

pookemon is not boring if your plaiytnig it and 5200i momeantypo 2000-5000 perecent times thie normal rate speed w/e so it's faster

>> No.1051272

i'm goiung with my dad to splacaes so i'm going to buy this time and i'm getting revolutionary raod and miss loneleyeharts and the day of the locust and unbik maybe

>> No.1051273

>>1051267
Stag are you drunk or something? Usually you can type much better.

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>>1051261
Yah I agree. this is my favorite.

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>>1051267
Ah yes! I know what you mean, turbo emulation. I emulated pokemon yellow on my psp earlier this year.

You should really try doing it with these rules Stag. It made it less boring for me & it's cool to grow an attachment to those awesome little sprites!

>> No.1051276

no

>> No.1051278

>>1051275
eh i don't wanna run a nuzlocke run cause i'm not very good at the game moy pokemons have died a lot

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Whoops thumbnail ;)

>> No.1051282

gtg cya peeps also goodwork on my fanfic should rar it or something or opost it on deviantart i think they like that stuff over there

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>>1051278
Aww :3

You have to train each of your pokemon to be the same level before going to the gym or hard trainers. Train them in the grass on easy monsters.

>> No.1051286

>>1051282
Bye Stagolee!!!!

>> No.1051322

>Mother thinks I'm sad
>I am because she isn't supportive and thinks my education and interests are pointless and a waste
>Would love for her to support me by giving me a laptop/desktop and software for digital art
>Wish I had your mom

At least she loves you enough to support you. My mom has always held me back in some way. She didn't let me get my license until I was 18.

>> No.1051716

i got the usn also ruises by enrenst hemingway an d revolutionary road by reichard yates and the nathaneal west books it's 2 books in one but i didn't get ubik i got the sun ralso rises instead of ubik