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You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.

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You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. 

>> No.1047791

Thx, I'm really turned on at work now. FFFFFUuuuuuu.

>> No.1047820

>>1047791
I just got home from work. About to commence fapping.

>> No.1047840

Joyce was one freaky bastard.

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You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.  

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And yet still my mind seems to turn back to that night, at regular intervals even. I can remember that night clearly, you had a ass full of farts. And I felt obliged to fuck them out of you. Every time I plunged my cock into you it had the effect of a air compressor almost, like I was just pumping them out of you. Like the space displaced by my massive erect penis was sufficient space to decrease the room available in your body, and there was just no room for those farts to stay. So they came gushing out of you, long windy ones. I plunged it in you again as a big fat fellow blew out of your hole. I started pumping faster and we begin to get a rhythm going of quick little merry cracks. And yet even though each fart was unique and special there was something universal about every one, I think I would recognize those farts anywhere even in a roomful of farting women.

>> No.1047895

PROTIP: He means queefing.

Even his love letter need an in depth ANALysis.

>> No.1047899

>>1047895
I wouldn't bet on that because later he talks about watching her shit.

>> No.1047907

>>1047899
Dear God...

My mistake.

>> No.1047913

>>1047895
Queefs do not recide in the ass, and I have never heard them reffered to as farts without the distinction of "pussy" in front of it.

>> No.1047922

I've never had sex adn I didn't know girls fart when you fuck them.

>> No.1047946

Dayumn, Joyce, you crazy.