/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.10415505]

Gonna superlike her and see if she can get me a job at Penquin Random House. What /lit/ related joke should I start off with when we match?

[Anonymous No.10415507]

You won't match.

[Anonymous No.10415510]

>>10415507
Im not ugly like you so yes I will

[Anonymous No.10415513]

>>10415505
seeing that I just realized what a failure and ineligible bachelor I am.

I'm nothing, no one and afraid of everything

[Anonymous No.10415517]

>>10415505
she looks 33 at best. Why is the new aesthetic "old lady"?

[Anonymous No.10415520]

>haha I see you're a minority and probably unqualified for your job, they just picked you up to fill a quota
>nice problem bangs, I bet you've read less than ten books in the past year and can't name the protagonist of a single Dostoevsky novel
>you're an assistant? how many cocks at least a decade older than you have you sucked since starting your job?
>you have a stern face in your profile picture, meaning you'll try to come across as intense, irritable, and complex but at heart you're still reeling from your unresolved childhood traumas and the intelligence you had to develop to compensate for your B- looks

any of those OP

[Anonymous No.10415527]

>>10415513
me too anon, me too

[Anonymous No.10415530]

>>10415520
>Dostoevsky
I bet you think you're highbrow, unironically.

[Anonymous No.10415531]

>>10415510
>single mom with a mixed child
why does this keep happening

[Anonymous No.10415532]

>>10415510
>works at a large publishing house and went to Harvard
she is above you, you won't match

[Anonymous No.10415535]

>impeach
red flag

[Anonymous No.10415537]

>>10415510
>mixed race child
>"impeach"
>bangs hiding a high forehead
>first picture posed to hide her long nose
wow what a catch

[Anonymous No.10415539]

>>10415520
wow you seem very intelligent. how do I become good at reading people like you?

[Anonymous No.10415541]

harlots

[Anonymous No.10415550]

>>10415531
It might not be hers.

[Anonymous No.10415562]

>>10415520
more women than men in the publishing industry now anon get with the times

[Anonymous No.10415565]

>>10415550
Always expect the worst anon. Otherwise you're a sucker.

[Anonymous No.10415570]

>>10415550
the question is: are you willing to be mistaken about that

[Anonymous No.10415571]

>>10415530
I am middlebrow, I can't analyse works myself and I rely on traditional academic opinion to judge what is worth reading. I will always read at highschool level, I may be able to occasionally appreciate aesthetics but I will never be able to judge a work objectively and truly understand what makes it great and why is has persisted over time.
I will always be a surface reader and I will never be able to properly theorise.

[Anonymous No.10415587]

>>10415505
>This is who stands between you and getting published
I should just submit under the name Obungwe Nkombe and say im an Eritrean lesbian and womans rights activist. Look at that fucking bitch goddamn nobody here stands a chance

[Anonymous No.10415588]

>>10415510
>editorial assistant at blue chip publisher
>Harvard Grad
>Stuck with a niglet at 24

This gal had one chance at life and fucked it up for the BBC

[Anonymous No.10415634]

>>10415531
>why does this keep happening

Because jews are using our cultural institutions to promote it. That said, I would be surprised if the niglet was her own since women like this mainly do that to signal. It's pretty rare for high-status-seeking women like this to actually produce offspring with a nigger. But it's possible and even welcomed by those of us who realize that thinning the herd of these types is important for long-term success.

[Anonymous No.10415643]

>>10415510
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.10415646]

>>10415587
Just be glad they'll all be pretty much bankrupt in a few years due to their own dumbshit ideology

[Anonymous No.10415651]

>>10415510
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.10415653]

>>10415588
who says thats her kid
that kid isnt even black
stop being racist

and if it was her "black kid" shes still more accomplished than you, a shitposter on a mongolian knitting forum

[Anonymous No.10415658]

>>10415588
median annual salary for an editorial assistant is 35k, sounds pretty shit to me

[Anonymous No.10415663]

>>10415653
You lost or something, mongrel?

[Anonymous No.10415664]

Will all of you please shut up, and OP delete this stupid thread. Supercommie with the bangs and the stinky vagoo nobody wants is on Tinder or whatever the fuck hookup app. She's a roastie with aspergers, leave her alone.

You are all debasing yourselves.

[Anonymous No.10415666]

>>10415510
When you match, ask her if that is her child.

[Anonymous No.10415667]

>>10415653
>that kid isnt even black

Well yeah it looks mulatto that's why it seems like its hers

>stop being racist
The fuck I will nigger

[Anonymous No.10415672]

>>10415653
Absolute state of white leftist men.

[Anonymous No.10415673]

>>10415664
Fuck you, we're taking action and infiltrating the Academia-Publishing-Industrial Comlex. The Jews aren't going to know what hit them

[Anonymous No.10415680]

>>10415672
Is that real?

[Anonymous No.10415683]

>>10415666
will do

>>10415667
ok HP lovecraft

>>10415672
>wahhhhh im waysis so anyone who disagrees with me is a filthy leftist democrat.

the absolute state of fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.10415689]

>>10415680
Yeah, it's in England. All over Twatter.

[Anonymous No.10415696]

>>10415653
>>10415683
>I'm a white male who support white women having bastards out of wedlock with black men
Please keep posting.

[Anonymous No.10415702]

>>10415505
Not literature.

[Anonymous No.10415707]

>>10415683
>ok HP lovecraft

I take that as a compliment, based Howard knew what was up

[Anonymous No.10415713]

>>10415689
Look at all those Syrian women and children.

[Anonymous No.10415721]

>>10415683
Not the anon you were replying to here. I imagine most people would be fine with it if she had the child while married, but in most cases that isn't so. Especially at her age.

This is assuming that's her child though.

[Anonymous No.10415724]

Does she have anymore pictures?

[Anonymous No.10415726]

>>10415721
Speak for yourself, race mixing is grotesque

[Anonymous No.10415731]

>>10415726
There is nothing wrong with race mixing when both people are respectable, married, and financially stable.

[Anonymous No.10415738]

>>10415731
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.10415739]

That's a ROUGH 24.

>impeach

[Anonymous No.10415741]

>>10415731
Its an affront against nature and results in nappy haired resentful half breed freaks. A selfish and incorrigible act

[Anonymous No.10415747]

>>10415739
Don't worry, she makes up for it with her education and career.

[Anonymous No.10415750]

>>10415726
Indeed.

>>10415731
Race mixing is disgusting and bad for society. The kids usually turn out mentally fucked up since they don't have an identity, as their parents took their own for granted and thus destroyed it.

[Anonymous No.10415760]

>>10415739
Childbirth does that to you.

[Anonymous No.10415769]

J E Z E B E L S

[Anonymous No.10415772]

>>10415505
I had a class with her and we used to eat lunch together sometimes. If you match tell her Landon says hello.

[Anonymous No.10415785]

>>10415588
That kid is not black my man.
And assistants don't stay assistants. This is an amazing place to be at 24 if you're going into publishing.

[Anonymous No.10415788]

>>10415741
>>10415750
>>10415738
The only reason these "half breeds", as you say, turn out poorly is because they tend to be raised in unstable households. This creates unnecessary stress that will often lead to more violent tendencies.

If we gave more support for people in these situations, I'm sure many of you would have different views.

[Anonymous No.10415803]

>>10415713
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.10415804]

>
This is what they say about faggots offing themselves too.

[Anonymous No.10415805]

>>10415587
yeah it needs to go back to women having to go through white men not men having to go through white women wtf

[Anonymous No.10415808]

Just start off with 10 little niggers

[Anonymous No.10415810]

>>10415788
Nah some are straight up hidious. Ever see Malcolm Gladwell?
Races developed under certain specific aesthetic sensibilities, flushing them together has the same affect as it does with any animal, averages the genetic diversity back towards a primitive proto-species state.

[Anonymous No.10415813]

>>10415724
ya

[Anonymous No.10415816]

>>10415772
are you memeing or ?

[Anonymous No.10415821]

>>10415813
Why does she try so hard to look ugly and prudish, who is she trying to appeal to?
Women need to be saved from themselves

[Anonymous No.10415822]

>>10415810
>mfw anon actually believes this garbage

top lel

[Anonymous No.10415831]

ass is phat as well lads. would give a a proper rim job

[Anonymous No.10415836]

>>10415822
>sub 4/10 ugly hipsters are laughing at me

Uh ok

[Anonymous No.10415842]

[Anonymous No.10415845]

>>10415831
Ah a fan of Joyce I see

[Anonymous No.10415847]

>>10415831
Lost all respect for her

[Anonymous No.10415855]

>>10415847
>respecting women in the first place

lad

[Anonymous No.10415857]

>>10415810
The state of attractiveness/= Ones ability to succeed.

[Anonymous No.10415867]

>>10415816
No, not memeing. She's a serious girl, touched with a bit of the 'tism, but very sensitive and sweet if you get to know her a little.

[Anonymous No.10415872]

>>10415857
>The state of attractiveness/= Ones ability to succeed.

It pretty much is if you're not a Jew

[Anonymous No.10415881]

>>10415842
>>10415831
>>10415813
I'm attracted to her but these kinds of girls only like guys who are jewish and neurotic.

[Anonymous No.10415882]

OP here again, I have another /lit/ related semen demon I came across a while ago

[Anonymous No.10415887]

>>10415882
>Madame Bovary
>literally about a cheating whore
>already looks 35
go for Anne

[Anonymous No.10415895]

>>10415882
Too much makeup. Also,
>Penguin classics

[Anonymous No.10415896]

>>10415882
Why are they both so old looking?

[Anonymous No.10415897]

>>10415822
i feel like there should be four salads in this picture. maybe they are off-camera, telling jokes.

[Anonymous No.10415898]

>>10415520
> white people humour

[Anonymous No.10415899]

>>10415505
>Penguin
>Not the irrefutably superior Scribner’s

[Anonymous No.10415900]

>>10415882
Is she meant to be around 24 too?

[Anonymous No.10415910]

I never knew you guys would hate book nerd girls so much, but I'm not surprised!

[Anonymous No.10415916]

>>10415887
>>10415896
>>10415900

she is prob in her 30s, note the age is missing because she is paying for tinder premium, lel and when you pay you have the option to hide your age and or miles you are from a person. Mostly older women do this for some reason (specifically hiding their age)

[Anonymous No.10415927]

In my (personal, sexual) experience women who build their entire personality around literariness are insufferable and not very deep at all. Sound familiar /lit/?

[Anonymous No.10415928]

>>10415910
I have never been truly attracted to a girl who wasn't borderline illiterate

[Anonymous No.10415929]

[Anonymous No.10415933]

>>10415882
No way this one is 24 with all that schooling + job changes. Maybe late 20s

[Anonymous No.10415936]

>>10415916
She would only show up if she's in OP's selected age bracket though.
I'm guessing she just looks like shit

[Anonymous No.10415939]

>>10415910
>he doesn't know about katie

[Anonymous No.10415941]

One time on tinder I matched with an 18yo girl whose bio was like "Proust is my home boy" and at first I was impressed and I talked to her a bit because she was qt and then we were gonna meet but it turned out she was in an open relationship and that was a pretty big turn off. Then I realized a fucking 18 year old lecturing people about Proust was a pretty big turn off too.

[Anonymous No.10415945]

Heres the rest of her bio

>>10415927
this is true i shitpost on /lit/ and I use the metamorphosis by kafka to hold up my alarm clock tbqh

[Anonymous No.10415946]

>>10415813
send her this please

[Anonymous No.10415948]

>>10415929
oh my god i would stick her with my ham rod all night

[Anonymous No.10415950]

>>10415929
Horrible, must be like five foot tall.
She looks like Gollum transitioning from a Hobbit

[Anonymous No.10415952]

>>10415929
>no eyebrows
>dressed like a whore
>mediocre tricep development
>low hanging boobs
>hyperextensive thumbs
>short trashy haircut
she's been pounded by at least fifty 5/10s

[Anonymous No.10415953]

>>10415929
Is she a womenlet?

[Anonymous No.10415954]

>>10415945
There's nothing wrong in liking Godard, but if she's got let everyone know about that, drop her.

[Anonymous No.10415955]

>>10415941
an 18yr old into Proust is awesome
>in an open relationship
I hate women

[Anonymous No.10415958]

>>10415945
>dexter
>sinister

the tingle in my dingle just tango'd away

[Anonymous No.10415960]

>>10415945
I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT WHITE GIRLS AND MURAKAMI AND NO ONE BELIEVES ME
HERES THE DIRECT EVIDENCE

[Anonymous No.10415961]

>>10415945
>Infinite Jest
Lmao every time

[Anonymous No.10415963]

>>10415936
i am OP, and my age bracket is set to 18-55. chances are shes def in her 30s as you can tell here >>10415945

[Anonymous No.10415967]

>>10415945
>Unironically liking Jest
Dropped.

[Anonymous No.10415969]

>>10415960
>white girls like quirky entry level hipster writer

Who the hell would find that hard to believe?

[Anonymous No.10415972]

>>10415963
>i am OP, and my age bracket is set to 18-55.

Damn what are you like fifty?

[Anonymous No.10415975]

>>10415960
Lmao, no one other than white girls reads Murakami. People probably don't believe you because they're thinking of the other murakami or something

[Anonymous No.10415977]

>>10415788
Stop being so naive, you sound like a women with this purely emotional style of thinking.

[Anonymous No.10415981]

>>10415955
Yeah talking to her she had this condescending attitude like she thinks she's the only one who reads. I don't advertise "HEY I'M TOTALLY AN INTELLECTUAL, EVERYONE" in my bio so I guess she thought I was some country hick. I got the impression she liked to fuck meatheads and got off on being smarter than her boytoys.

[Anonymous No.10415984]

>>10415977
Naive of what?

[Anonymous No.10415986]

what kind of books do you think she reads lit

[Anonymous No.10415987]

>>10415955
>an 18yr old into Proust is awesome

Are you retarded? Do the math on whether they're actually into Proust or just grabbed the first top shelf author they could find to LARP with

[Anonymous No.10415991]

>>10415972
im 26 years old dude. but the chances of me actually matching with a chick older than 30 is v low

[Anonymous No.10415995]

>>10415986
Books about boring aging middle class women waiting to die

[Anonymous No.10415998]

>>10415882
that's a shitty translation of that book. an """"""educated"""""" librarian should know this

[Anonymous No.10415999]

>>10415984
Naive about race and race mixing. Get your head out of the jewish propaganda for a bit.

[Anonymous No.10416002]

>>10415929
I honestly have had much better. Does this make me a chad? I don’t identify as a chad guys

[Anonymous No.10416004]

>>10415882
JENNY DEATH WHEN

[Anonymous No.10416005]

>>10415977
this entire thread is men reacting emotionally

[Anonymous No.10416006]

>>10415991
Man I'm 23 and I don't even allow any girls over than 21 in my stream

[Anonymous No.10416010]

>>10415505
Thank her for spotting me cab fare 4 years ago, it was the bright spot in a shitty day.

[Anonymous No.10416014]

>>10415986
>open marriage
Is this actually popular now? Good God

[Anonymous No.10416017]

this is more my style tbqh

she even superliked me

[Anonymous No.10416019]

>>10415945
>Greenpoint
who would have guessed? Fucking hipsters stole that place.

[Anonymous No.10416022]

>>10415986
>presently in an open marriage

I don't know how people get to a position like this without just killing themselves

[Anonymous No.10416027]

>>10416017
yeah conversation or connection is overrated just fuck her in the throat and peace out

[Anonymous No.10416028]

>>10415999
>Jewish propaganda
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.10416029]

>>10416017
Now that's a girl, even though the dye job is gross

[Anonymous No.10416039]

an intellectual:

[Anonymous No.10416041]

Use this lad.

[Anonymous No.10416044]

>>10415867
You want to Hahvihd? Real brainiac??

[Anonymous No.10416046]

>>10415981
you should have shown her what for
people like that need to be taken down and HARD

[Anonymous No.10416047]

>>10416027
Lmao look at the pain of this bitter roastie. She actually thought guys would care if she read books. She really believed she could compensate for getting older with her dumb opinions
You've been wasting your time and all you got for it was a smaller pool of choices while your biological clock ticked on

[Anonymous No.10416048]

>>10416002
nah senpai
I've slept with somewhere between 40-50 women
I haven't had a relationship in over three years and I can't be bothered pretending to care about normie shit anymore

[Anonymous No.10416050]

>>10415946
She would actually like this I am guessing

[Anonymous No.10416052]

>>10416017
Give us the profile.

[Anonymous No.10416053]

>>10416039
Ew fucking jewess

[Anonymous No.10416057]

>>10416017
get yourself some young trim, anon
as this thread clearly demonstrates females aren't good for much else

[Anonymous No.10416058]

>>10415505
tell her she looks like she's been on Quetapine, Trazodone and Xanax for 7 years and that not knowing how to smile, or having nasolabial folds that bad at 24 is as is a sign of being bad stock and that her bangs are repulsive and hair is a mess. Also those colors look bad on her, she should wear slightly brighter earth tones, a nice dark green, and some glasses with a real hair-style would go a long, along with learning to smile SWEETIE

[Anonymous No.10416061]

>>10415910
It's more about hating all women.

[Anonymous No.10416062]

>>10416017
She looks like she's been having sex since she was 13.

[Anonymous No.10416065]

>>10415945

Ugh, what an insufferable cunt. Some neurotic little pussy boy will be happy to let her control his life though I'm sure

[Anonymous No.10416067]

>>10415916
cant you lie about your age to begin with? why pay extra money to hide something you can lie about

[Anonymous No.10416068]

>>10416048
Hookers don't count anon.

[Anonymous No.10416072]

OP its only Tinder...do what you gotta do and then broom her.

[Anonymous No.10416073]

>>10416068
Why not?

[Anonymous No.10416074]

>>10416005
To their women possibly mating with monkeys, but that's natural and healthy, whereas your female emotionality is in support of this thing that is bad for their society.

[Anonymous No.10416076]

>>10416047
what

[Anonymous No.10416077]

>>10416017

She's cute, but that hair is a disaster. Is it just an attention thing for women who do that shit?

[Anonymous No.10416080]

>>10415945
>$20 words
DROPPED
>>10416017
she looks nice enough
>>10416039
disgusting, good looking but a fucking gross whore. Fuck at your own risk

[Anonymous No.10416083]

>>10416072
>brooming a 6/10 who is probably freaky in bed and has an Ivy League education and works as an editors assistant @ Penguin Random House

yeh nah lad. this girl on the other hand can get the dink

[Anonymous No.10416087]

>>10415505
57 miles away. Nigga why?

[Anonymous No.10416089]

>>10416083
>underage

[Anonymous No.10416090]

>>10415882

> super ugly
> penguin black covers

checks out

[Anonymous No.10416091]

>>10416083
FUCKING GIVE ME IT
THOSE THIGHS HOLYFUCK

[Anonymous No.10416093]

>>10416087
>less than an hour
you must not have a license

[Anonymous No.10416094]

Fuckin thots

[Anonymous No.10416095]

>>10416083
>smoke me out
Imagine just having a decent body and a vagina and then feeling like you're entitled to free marijuana. What a bitch.

[Anonymous No.10416096]

>>10416047
Patrice O'Neal has a great bit where he talks about how if a woman is attractive, it doesn't matter if she's a neurosurgeon or a cashier at McDonald's. The older I get the more I realize he's exactly right, if you include a good personality too. A beautiful woman with a heart full of kindness and only a high school diploma is more appealing than a cold hearted woman who knows everything there is to know about publishing.

[Anonymous No.10416097]

>>10416087
i work in NYC and live 57 miles away.

I only swipe in the city because obv there are way more hotter girls

[Anonymous No.10416099]

why are the fastest threads on /lit/ always the off-topic ones?

[Anonymous No.10416102]

>>10416083
post more pls

[Anonymous No.10416103]

>>10416083
you should date-rape and murder this one out of principle

[Anonymous No.10416105]

>>10416083

Good Christ

[Anonymous No.10416106]

>>10416091
>>10416102

[Anonymous No.10416107]

>>10416099
because
>jezebels
>muh dick
Reading is gay

[Anonymous No.10416108]

>>10416106
did you match or just posting her profile?

[Anonymous No.10416109]

>>10416044
Yeah, accepted into Harvard but rejected by my first two choices, Stanford and Princeton.

[Anonymous No.10416110]

>>10416097
Damn that's a long commute. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.10416111]

>>10416106
That's it, I'm moving to America as soon as I can

[Anonymous No.10416113]

>>10416097
You're a kike that lives in Connecticut, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.10416114]

>tfw i didnt match with her

[Anonymous No.10416115]

>>10416083
>the subtle tanline and crease of her hips

[Anonymous No.10416116]

>>10416095
But you are, probably can't keep up with all of the offers desu

[Anonymous No.10416117]

>>10415531
>>10415537
>>10415588
>>10415634
>>10415726
>>10415741
>>10415750
how fucking mean. go back to >>>/pol/
pleeease stop being such shitty human beings

[Anonymous No.10416119]

>>10416114
She looks nice, would make a good Mammy

[Anonymous No.10416121]

>>10416114
>Jim Gaffigan
>Funny
No.

[Anonymous No.10416122]

>>10416114
>Alcoholic drinks
Nol

[Anonymous No.10416123]

>>10416114
Her face reminds me of Gordon Ramsay

[Anonymous No.10416124]

>>10416108
i did not match

>>10416113
>kike
No

>Connectitcut

Good guess, yes I do.

>>10416110
>long commute
its a an hour or so train ride, its not too bad

[Anonymous No.10416127]

>>10415772
What do you do now? Did Harvard pay off?

[Anonymous No.10416129]

Tinder seems so strange to me

[Anonymous No.10416130]

>>10416124
What a little whore. I love her

[Anonymous No.10416131]

These girls are way better than the ones in the southwest

[Anonymous No.10416133]

wait for it

[Anonymous No.10416135]

>>10416124
Can you post more Sam, por favor?
I need to finish being outraged

[Anonymous No.10416138]

Post men

[Anonymous No.10416140]

>>10416133
Here comes the niglet

[Anonymous No.10416143]

>>10416133
NONONONONONONONO

>>10416135
those two pics are all i have lad. sorry

[Anonymous No.10416145]

>>10416135
This, we want Sam!

[Anonymous No.10416153]

>>10416145
no more sam lad.

I have this chick though, what do you think she enjoys reading?

[Anonymous No.10416154]

>>10416143
>>10415986
Why are there so many men out there who are cool with this? Why is polyamory "in" right now?

[Anonymous No.10416156]

>>10416138
nigga I aint gay

[Anonymous No.10416157]

>>10416143
>ethically non-monogomous

I don't know how there isn't a thousand mass shootings every day

[Anonymous No.10416159]

>>10416017
>literally a stacy with an 'a' stuck at the end.
shit taste anon

[Anonymous No.10416158]

>>10416153
hot dog

[Anonymous No.10416160]

>>10416154
You ever feel your cock rub against another? Truly an amazing experience

[Anonymous No.10416162]

>>10416154
This is the background life of all those soyboys you've seen posted

[Anonymous No.10416165]

>>10416154
No morales.

[Anonymous No.10416166]

>>10416153
Strangely enough my first thought from this image is "why do so many girls like the office so much?"

[Anonymous No.10416174]

>>10416166
uk offce > us office

[Anonymous No.10416175]

>>10416174
They're basically completely different shows, stupid to compare

[Anonymous No.10416176]

>>10416166

"Love pizza, the office, wine, and going on adventures. Oh, and I probably swiped right for your dog."

[Anonymous No.10416180]

Thread is boring now.
Mods come sweep this shit up

[Anonymous No.10416182]

>>10416153
>what do you think she enjoys reading?
us weekly, facebook, tumblr, twitter, and horroscopes

[Anonymous No.10416183]

>>10416073
lol, every time.

[Anonymous No.10416184]

Us white men need to get our women in check, white sharia isn't looking so bad.

[Anonymous No.10416185]

>>10416174
categorically false. ricky gervais single handedly derails EVERY FUCKING THING THAT HE IS IN . FUCK RICKY GERVAIS

[Anonymous No.10416186]

*blocks your path*

"sorry anon, you can't get with me till you explain why you don't like Infinite Jest without being condescending"

[Anonymous No.10416189]

>>10416184
>white sharia isn't looking so bad

So Mormonism

[Anonymous No.10416190]

Apparently all boards are /b/ now. The mod is a subhuman

[Anonymous No.10416191]

>>10416189
So, not bad.

[Anonymous No.10416192]

>>10415928
True

[Anonymous No.10416193]

>>10416174
I agree, but most American girls don't know the UK office exists and aren't interested in it even if they do know it exists.

[Anonymous No.10416194]

>>10416190
this is /lit/ related.

[Anonymous No.10416198]

>>10416190
they're a nihilist I think, I'm convinced between the /pol/ spam, the JBP spam, the now incel spam and the sad posting retards they don't care at all anymore. Someone should ask the admins to install a new mod, preferably a leftist so we can start deleting /pol/ bait

[Anonymous No.10416202]

>>10416124
that absolutely genetically wrecked jawline

hope you like anemia and halitosis anon

[Anonymous No.10416203]

>>10415505
Tell no jokes, just make her speak about what she likes the most and compliment her sincerely.
The only book you need is Dale Carnegie's

[Anonymous No.10416204]

>>10415986
MUMMY! I NEED MILKIES

[Anonymous No.10416205]

>>10416114
What a beaut; that's wife. sorry anon

[Anonymous No.10416208]

>>10416198
Hope Based /pol/ janny bans you Leftist cuck

[Anonymous No.10416212]

>>10416153
Peak Jezebel, but her spell works no longer, opiates have killed my libido and free'd me unto the world of romantic longing. I like cute girls now, that woman looks gross

[Anonymous No.10416213]

>>10416109
similar but more extreme story here
got accepted into Harvard for philosophy phd program but rejected by NYU, Rutgers, Princeton, Columbia, Stanford, MIT, Toronto, Cornell, and Yale
wtf but also lol i'll take it

[Anonymous No.10416214]

>>10416202
>hope you like anemia and halitosis anon

That's pretty hot honestly

[Anonymous No.10416219]

>>10415505
why does she look like she's 40

[Anonymous No.10416223]

>>10416219
Alcohol drugs and abortions

[Anonymous No.10416232]

>>10415898
kek

[Anonymous No.10416233]

[Anonymous No.10416238]

>>10416109
what's it like being smart?

[Anonymous No.10416240]

>>10416213
Nice one Anon

[Anonymous No.10416242]

>>10416233
Gay.

[Anonymous No.10416243]

>>10416233
HOL UP

WAT

[Anonymous No.10416244]

>>10416233
C'mon dude

[Anonymous No.10416251]

>>10416238
Find out whether he's a jewish benefactor of nepotism before you make that assumption.

[Anonymous No.10416252]

>>10415910
Honest question: what's to like?

[Anonymous No.10416253]

>>10416251
lel

[Anonymous No.10416257]

>>10416242
>>10416243
>>10416244

Boys I'm on Safari, what's the vid about?

[Anonymous No.10416259]

>>10416233
OK, this is getting out of hand

[Anonymous No.10416260]

>>10415571
Motherfucker you're unibrow

[Anonymous No.10416262]

>>10416257
It's a trap.

[Anonymous No.10416263]

>>10416257
its a trap

[Anonymous No.10416264]

>>10416257
8/10 shows her small tiddies, looks underage, then it pans down and she's stroking an average sized dick (her own)

[Anonymous No.10416269]

>>10415822
those women are repulsive, you just broke the meme idiot

[Anonymous No.10416270]

>>10416264
>her

[Anonymous No.10416273]

[Anonymous No.10416274]

>58 posters

Lotta samefagging going on in here.

[Anonymous No.10416275]

>>10416233
hey wait
this doesn't have to do with literature

[Anonymous No.10416277]

>>10416233
anyone got a name on this

[Anonymous No.10416278]

This thread just went to shit

[Anonymous No.10416281]

>>10416238
I'm not that smart. My IQ is 120. A lot of the people on /lit/ are smarter but didn't receive sufficient guidance as children and so never fully applied themselves. Too often I see young men on here with persecution complexes, blaming their failures on something outside of their control. They're only a little right. All they needed was a bit of nudging in the right direction. And for the record, I'm white.

[Anonymous No.10416282]

>>10415910
t. "book nerd" roastie

[Anonymous No.10416285]

>>10416273
Bruuuu
That's pretty gay, bru
>>10416278
>just

[Anonymous No.10416287]

>>10416242
Traps aren't gay.

[Anonymous No.10416288]

>>10415739

see >>10416058

[Anonymous No.10416302]

>>10416233
I would.

[Anonymous No.10416303]

>>10416275
white primrose or some such

[Anonymous No.10416307]

>>10416281
I would say it has more to do with chronic masturbation addiction and narcissism as a defense mechanism to compensate for constant self inflicted isolation. This is my experience, anyway. The persecution complex is usually a superficial manifestation, a symptom, of deeply rooted delusions that cycle between irrational grandiosity and suicidal ideation. Any psychologically healthy person even slightly above average IQ could get into an Ivy, if they applied themselves

[Anonymous No.10416308]

This thread makes me happy to have married young

[Anonymous No.10416316]

>>10416282
I've met women who are into serious literature, but none of them advertise themselves as "book nerds" -- all of those end up being harry potter roasties who only read YA and maybe a novel some Netflix special is based on

[Anonymous No.10416319]

>>10416308
This

[Anonymous No.10416325]

>>10416303
oops >>10416277

[Anonymous No.10416326]

>>10416307
Im not the nigga you replied to but

>$20 dollar words

aight nigga we get it you're smart af. i also suffer from chronic masturbation tho. stay strong faam

[Anonymous No.10416333]

>>10415517
She sure is frowny for someone with such a plum job.

Nepotism beneficiary?

[Anonymous No.10416347]

>>10416083
OUCH, rrrrright in the biological instincts

[Anonymous No.10416349]

>>10415658
mom and dad probably pay her rent. Or her BF does.

[Anonymous No.10416352]

>>10416048
40-50? How does that even happen?

I guess I don’t go out. I only have sex within stable relationships and I don’t lower my standards when I’m lonely, so I’ve only had sex with 3 women at 22. But all of three of them were better than the original pic, not saying they were models but god that pancake face is terrible.

[Anonymous No.10416353]

>>10416316
no one on lit reads YA

[Anonymous No.10416354]

>>10416326
Don't be intimidated anon. He just worked hard.

[Anonymous No.10416361]

>>10416048
You are the normie, Chad

[Anonymous No.10416363]

>>10415788
>If we gave more support

What's this 'we'??

Also, maybe if people got LESS support theyd' quit making shitty life choices.

[Anonymous No.10416365]

>>10416117
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.10416373]

>>10415672
There's no fuckin way that's real

[Anonymous No.10416375]

[Anonymous No.10416377]

>>10416326
Sorry, I just write like this. Trust me, it doesn't make for good prose.

>>10416354
No, I'm a NEET drop out. I was basing that on my experience in high school. The borderline normal IQ folks got into Ivy League schools as well as the geniuses much smarter than myself (all women, oddly enough). The unifying factor was not intelligence, it was social aptitude.

[Anonymous No.10416380]

>>10416352
hookups from high school & college parties
never had an actual relationship that lasted longer than three months, my personality is extremely toxic

[Anonymous No.10416398]

>>10416373
There's a lot worse shit than that going on, but anyone with their head even half-stuck in the jewish media isn't going to see it.

[Anonymous No.10416403]

>>10415653
>that kid isnt even black

[Anonymous No.10416420]

>>10416259
now there are two of them

[Anonymous No.10416425]

>>10416095
men are so desperate they'll throw drugs and blunts at her, entertain her while she's smoking tha phat blun', expect sex and then she leaves the beta and goes fuck her chad boyfriend

[Anonymous No.10416431]

>>10416377
AKA parent's social aptitude.

[Anonymous No.10416443]

>>10415950
Underrated

[Anonymous No.10416447]

>>10416403
doesnt it look more asian than anything, check eyes

[Anonymous No.10416448]

>>10416262
>>10416263
>>10416264

Thank you, anons; glad I'm on safari lol

[Anonymous No.10416450]

>>10416089

Not in my state, it ain't.

[Anonymous No.10416454]

this thread is gold

[Anonymous No.10416461]

>>10416447
I'd guess Philippino

[Anonymous No.10416464]

So, how about them books am I right folks?

[Anonymous No.10416471]

>harvard
Nobody who goes to harvard is a remotely respectable person. Fuck off, tel.
Also, she's a fucking assistant. That means low-level crap is handed over to her.
>>10415520
Dostoevsky is for literal idiots.

[Anonymous No.10416477]

>>10416471
hey, man
I'm respectable :(
t. >>10416213

[Anonymous No.10416484]

>>10416077
No. They lack personality and stability so they dye their hair every other week to change their lives around but that never happens. Hair gets damaged because it's been dyed and handled too much and she'll have to cut it shorter and shorter and now it looks like a disaster.

[Anonymous No.10416485]

>>10415882

>translation

[Anonymous No.10416499]

>>10416477
No you aren't. You're probably a retard studying classics or something or other autist 'philosophy'.

[Anonymous No.10416501]

>posting girls you haven’t even matched with
Lmao

[Anonymous No.10416502]

>>10416264
>she
>her
>8/10
Faggot

[Anonymous No.10416508]

>>10416501
tfw grandpa got diagnosed with mesothelioma

[Anonymous No.10416509]

>>10415672
>>10415689
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.10416514]

>>10416501
Unless you're somewhere in Latin America, I think this is a fake account. This girl was Instagram famous until she made her account private. Can't remember the name, though.

[Anonymous No.10416518]

>>10416499
If he's white that would mean he's studying the history of his great culture. There's nothing retarded about that and these subjects need white men to be stewards of them again instead of women and jews. That's what this board is for, the celebrity of white culture. Usually.

[Anonymous No.10416520]

>>10416518
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH WHITE CIVIILIZASHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN REEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.10416522]

>>10416153
HOLY shit those diddies
>>10416166
Dated a girl who loved the office, saw every episode 5 times, once got mad at me for not remembering a quote correctly. I think its for people who are settled in living that monotonous life where little glimmers of silliness creep in to keep them going. Decent show not crazy about it

[Anonymous No.10416525]

>>10416514
Well fret not, for there are more thots.

[Anonymous No.10416529]

>>10416233
t-traps arent gay

[Anonymous No.10416532]

>>10416233
s-she's cute
would french kiss + tongue for hours

[Anonymous No.10416535]

>>10416499
I guess you could call it autist philosophy. I study people like Kant, Wittgenstein, Heidegger, and Quine. Basically the anti-philosophical strands in philosophy, the philosophers who think 'transcendental philosophy' is impossible. Less autistic than rationalism.

>>10416518
confirm for white

[Anonymous No.10416542]

would you /lit/?

[Anonymous No.10416551]

All I get on tinder are fat chicks and polyamorous liberals

[Anonymous No.10416555]

>>10416471
Grow up

[Anonymous No.10416557]

>>10416551
Step up your game senpai.

[Anonymous No.10416559]

can you guys stop reminding me how much of a virgin I am?

thank you

[Anonymous No.10416562]

Patrician taste coming through

[Anonymous No.10416563]

>>10416464
>So, how about them books am I right folks?
<<<r/AllTheOtherThreadsBuzzKill

[Anonymous No.10416567]

>>10416557
>implying she isn't a polyam slut

[Anonymous No.10416568]

>>10416559
Don't worry anon you'll find someone

[Anonymous No.10416572]

>>10416559
when worried just lower your standards

ugly women are underrated anyways

[Anonymous No.10416574]

>>10416562

>Literally a ghost

[Anonymous No.10416575]

>>10416567
That’s an arthoe. There’s a difference.

[Anonymous No.10416576]

>>10416471
>>10416499
Vulgar animal. You're either trying for (You)s too hard or a mouthy cunt.

[Anonymous No.10416578]

>>10416551
Same. What's wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.10416579]

>>10416559
tinder threads especially trigger me since i couldn't even get a single match when i tried

[Anonymous No.10416584]

>literature board
>320 replies for /soc/ thread

[Anonymous No.10416586]

>>10416551
>>10416578
>actually having tinder

normies you know what to do

[Anonymous No.10416589]

>>10416584
I thought the same but we all needed a break.

Can't have lobster all the time, gotta have a midnight snack once in a while.

[Anonymous No.10416591]

>>10416575
>tfw going to UMD and even though it's a big school this girl looks like someone I've stared at before in the student union or library or somewhere

[Anonymous No.10416597]

>>10416576
t. assmad hardvard undergrad

[Anonymous No.10416598]

tfw met my wife on tinder

[Anonymous No.10416599]

>>10416578
I dunno about you but I am average looking and my pics are pretty beta. Probably has something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.10416600]

10/10

But you guys are too pleb to see it.

[Anonymous No.10416602]

>>10416584
We need to get it out sometimes.

[Anonymous No.10416603]

>>10416591
>tfw had sex with person that someone on /lit/ has also met
Abstract kinda feel.

[Anonymous No.10416609]

>>10416603
why must you role play

[Anonymous No.10416614]

>>10416603
>only 40-0

[Anonymous No.10416617]

>>10415881
My time has finally arrived

[Anonymous No.10416623]

>>10416603
How'd you do it? Tell me your ways.

[Anonymous No.10416624]

>>10416609
It’s pretty ez tho. Just make a profile that distinguishes you from other guys and then talk about interesting hobbies you’ve cultivated.

[Anonymous No.10416631]

>>10415810
please show me the genetic or biological research which supports this absolute hogwash. On a personal level I've met plenty of mixed race individuals who were completely normal. But please, since you've made these claims i would love for you to provide some evidence

[Anonymous No.10416637]

>>10416624
but how do fuck?

[Anonymous No.10416641]

God tier

[Anonymous No.10416645]

>>10416557
bruh....

[Anonymous No.10416648]

>>10416637
>Get number
>ask if she wants some ice cream
>tell her you’ll bring the ice cream if she brings the Netflix
>Netflix and Chill

[Anonymous No.10416654]

>>10416631
Not him but there's a lot of research showing mixed race people have much higher rates of mental problems, and also that whites are objectively more attractive, and evolved colorful features that contribute to that, due to the freedom of mate selection, less top down mate hording, and a lack of arranged marriage, which are typically the norm in other cultures. However I'm not going to look that up for some egalitarian faggot to post in a sunk thread.

[Anonymous No.10416661]

>>10416648
But that's pathetic. That's so disappointing. You fucked that hot Lauren girl by saying that?

[Anonymous No.10416679]

>>10416661
Also, was it just casual sex? Do you guys still talk?

[Anonymous No.10416684]

>>10416661
Pretty much every girl on tinder I’ve fucked by saying that.
You literally just have to be interesting, and 80% of girls are down. I only have two selfies, the rest are photos of places I’ve traveled or me rock climbing and shit.

[Anonymous No.10416694]

>>10416679
Most it is, but some girls like this one I’ve kept in touch with for a few years.

[Anonymous No.10416697]

>>10416661
Why is that pathetic?

[Anonymous No.10416705]

>>10416684
>baylor university
i bet shes doing crack in a waco back ally

[Anonymous No.10416706]

>>10416684
>You literally just have to be interesting, and 80% of girls are down
Looks like I have no chance.

[Anonymous No.10416718]

>>10416684
>You literally just have to be interesting
spoken like a true tall handsome fit charismatic guy with plenty of experience

[Anonymous No.10416724]

>>10416697
Because it's so banal.

[Anonymous No.10416728]

>>10416705
True, but dichotomy is a great bar.
>>10416706
Talk about books and philosophy. Girls unironically love that shit.

[Anonymous No.10416730]

>>10416705
God I love crack

[Anonymous No.10416732]

>>10416728
"Sucks mad cock"
- My diary, desu

[Anonymous No.10416734]

>>10415510
llama llama misses papa

[Anonymous No.10416736]

>>10416728
Are you the same guy posting all these? Do you just travel a lot for work or something? These women are all over the place.

[Anonymous No.10416741]

>>10416736
Yeah, I’ve been in like 3 states just this month. Plus school is out so I assume the girls went home.

[Anonymous No.10416746]

>>10416741
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.10416747]

>>10416718
I mean not really. I’m probably like a 7.
But I mean I connected with this girl over Jünger for instance.

[Anonymous No.10416748]

>>10416724
It's banal because it's casual sex.

[Anonymous No.10416752]

>>10416746
16 years old, I travel cross country with my school basketball team as their power bottom.

[Anonymous No.10416757]

>>10416748
casual sex sounds fucking gay dude

[Anonymous No.10416758]

>>10416014
people will do anything they see in movies

except pinnochio

[Anonymous No.10416763]

>>10416746
22.

[Anonymous No.10416768]

?

[Anonymous No.10416769]

>>10416741
holy shit, is she a supermodel?

[Anonymous No.10416776]

>>10416769
She looks like your standard caked up bimbo.

[Anonymous No.10416780]

>>10416769
Nah she ain’t shit, she only has like 5k followers.

[Anonymous No.10416784]

>>10416654
oh fug

[Anonymous No.10416790]

>>10416776
if you are not an anime kid cute girl is the height of beauty sexy hotness, show me a pic of a hotter girl

[Anonymous No.10416808]

>>10416597
>hardvard

[Anonymous No.10416809]

>>10416790
Most of the other girls that same guy posted are hotter.

[Anonymous No.10416812]

>>10416809
seconded

[Anonymous No.10416817]

>>10416790

[Anonymous No.10416818]

>>10416790
Honestly I prefer most of the other girls.
In person she has super defined cheekbones.

[Anonymous No.10416842]

itt: whores

[Anonymous No.10416851]

>>10416842
But whores are very literary.

[Anonymous No.10416859]

the OP girl is unironically the most attractive one of the bunch

[Anonymous No.10416903]

>>10416859
>>10416557

[Anonymous No.10416915]

>>10416859
>>10416817
>>10416768
>>10416641
>>10416600

?

[Anonymous No.10416944]

>>10416809
>>10416812
Look at the pic bottom right:

>>10416741
Look at her ass!!!!!

and look at her lips

She has a timeless cosmic ancient hellenistic beauty-hottness-sexyness-prettyness-robotic-perfection