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having twin boys in March

calling them
Nero & Cirino

those names also rhyme with my last name for peak aesthetics. thoughts?

>> No.10401570

Dude I'm on 3 weeks nofap don't post this shit on a blue board.

>> No.10401585

>>10401570
lol same, I'm going strong tho. a month ago I was 15 weeks strong

>>10401560
>Nero
disgusting, name him Aurelius Augustus

>> No.10401607

Caleb & Aaron

>> No.10401608

I'd assume they were black, and if I saw their resume it'd go straight into the bin.

>> No.10401612

>>10401608
I own a private equity firm they will work for me and never need to make a resume.

>> No.10401625

Jim
Walt

Every other name would be shit, hyper hipster trash that you would find tattooed on the arm of a vegan Yogi bear who sips his soy frappachino latte minutes before his spin class.

If you want to, name him Spike.

>> No.10401807
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>>10401560
They will get bullied, and they will deserve it.

>> No.10401811

Virgil and Homer

>> No.10401824

>>10401560
Who the fuck names a child after Nero? Are you a retard?

>> No.10401841

>>10401607
Maybe this
>>10401824
definitely this

But really...
Michael
James
William
Lucas
Martial
Julius
Paul
Forest
Bryan
Eddy
Craig
Steve
Jack
Bruce
King
Jin
Heihachi
Armor King
Yoshimitsu

>> No.10401868

Lesbia

>> No.10401891

>>10401607
Dat East of Eden reference, do it for the future homicide OP.

>> No.10401896

>not Plato and Aristotle
It's like you WANT your kids to be brainlets.

>> No.10402035

>>10401560
>>10401612
>rhyme with my last name
>own a private equity firm

Nero Shapiro won't stand a chance when the crypto-kike roundup squads come rolling through.

>> No.10402047

>>10401560
Squash and Glug

>> No.10402057

Spic and Spam

>> No.10402060

Name them James and Charles, after the glorious Jacobite rightful monarchs of the United Kingdom

>> No.10402086

>>10402035
sounds like a good name for a midcentury jewish gangster/ corrupt entertainment industry mogul

>> No.10402091
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>>10402035
>Nero Shapiro

>> No.10402246

>>10401560
>naming your child after a historical figure who was famously raped by his father

>> No.10402265

Calypsus and Phriedrick

>> No.10402275

>>10401841
>Yoshimitsu
Please don't name your child after Tekken characters.

>> No.10402281

Henry and Ralph
or
David and Emerson

>> No.10402289

>>10402246
>implying dad-son rape isn't a part of jewish culture.
http://www.truthtellers.org/alerts/pedophiliarampantorthodox.htm

>> No.10402296

Alec Baldwin said it best in 30 rock.

name your kid after a president if you want him to be successful

>> No.10402309

>>10402296
Pranab

>> No.10402314

>>10402309
>Pranab
US President

>> No.10402326

>>10401841
8.5/10

>> No.10402361

"Alexander, the name of kings."

>> No.10403114

>>10401560
Alexander

>> No.10403117

>>10402296
First or last name?

>> No.10403119

>>10402361
The name of someone who killed his own friendos :^(

>> No.10403124

>>10401560
Brayden

>> No.10403127

>>10402296

I knew a vietnamese kid named Clinton in high school. Sat with me at the loser table during lunch. He sucked at math. Probably plucking chickens at his parents' restaurant right now.

>> No.10403134

>>10402361
Everyone I've ever known called Alex has been a weedy little fuck. Every single one

>> No.10403157

>>10403134
Alexander > Alex

Men of history > your shitty acquaintances

>> No.10403167

>>10401560
Matrim and Narg

"Others go away. Narg stay. Narg smart."

Your lil love spawn will be the smartest lil Trolloc on the block.

>> No.10403198

Your kids are going to be picked on so much and it's all your fault

>> No.10403200

Foust & Proust

>> No.10403206

Conrad is a good, strong name

>> No.10403707
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>>10401570
>>10401585
>no fap

I thought /lit/ was smart

>> No.10403712

>>10401560
Fake and Gay

>> No.10403721
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>>10401560
Why can't Americans just use proper names like "John" and "Adam"? I fucking hate seeing "Hunter"s and "Piper"s around, they can stuff a pipe up their ass and cover then in BBQ sauce w/ bacon those are not real names.

>> No.10403725
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10403725

My son is named Felix after Felix Feneon

>> No.10403729

>>10403707
Masturbation addition fucks up your hormones a lot

>> No.10403754

Lobb
Marin
Abello
Papillon
Vitaly
Léon
Hervé
Misha
Renaud
Nikita

>> No.10403760

>>10403725
>Naming your child after an Anarchist
It's like you want him to grow up and have massive emotional problems.

>> No.10403769

>>10401841
>Martial
I'd beat that kid up

>> No.10403780

>>10401560
The perfect name is Gustave. It can be either regal or salt of the earth (when changed to Gus), it is present in most European languages, it has a nice latinization in Gustavius, it has a metal as fuck etymology, and it have been the name of many great kings and writers.

>> No.10403841

>>10403707
My body is sacred. Woman are sacred.
You f*cking atheistfag.

>> No.10403847

Please, please just give your children names that run in your family.

>> No.10403864

>>10403760
Anarchists are the sanest people i know.

>> No.10403924

Middle class names are so cute.

Used to know a guy named Montague

>> No.10403928

But Nero and cirino don't rhyme

>> No.10403957

>>10403729
how so?

>> No.10403991

>>10401560
Why don't you pick brad and chad
If it was good 50 years ago it's good enough today

>> No.10404065

>>10401560
1. Your farthers name
2. Your Grandfathers name

>> No.10404080

Kant and Hegel (as first names)

>> No.10404085

>>10402296
Obama Nixon
Nickname: Obongo

>> No.10404138

>>10401868
Ah. From out the past. Haven't seen that pasta in months.

>> No.10404201

>>10401560
Just give them normal names like normal people have. They're still gonna be fucked up since you're their parent, but at least they won't give everyone a huge red flag when they introduce themselves

>> No.10404226

>>10401570
>>10401585
>>10403707
What is fap anyway? Are you doing something with your thumb?
'Hold on a second, let me get another body to take my selfies in so you don't get a blister!'

I'm not OP and I think they're reasonable names for bourgeois. How would you say them though? Tehe....

>> No.10404554

>>10401560
extremely stupid, Nero was a pedophile mass murderer.

>> No.10404906

>>10404554
So was my grandfather, but it didnt stop my father from naming me after him

>> No.10405007

>>10404554
"Pedophile mass murderers" as a description is as accurate as it gets for jews.

>> No.10405038

>>10401811
This unironically.

>> No.10405043

>>10403924
Better than those in the African American community.

>> No.10405059

I wish my name was Dmitri

>> No.10405083

>>10403707
Daily porn use causes erectile dysfunction, and it's widely publicized.
You condition your brain to a very specific sexual stimulus.

>> No.10405102

>>10401560
You're going to get your kids beat up by my kids by naming them faggy, but I guess it's the circle of life.
Give them a chance you never had and get them into sports/gym.

>> No.10405756

>>10405083
Quick roll up the rope ladder.

Whoof!

I know.
We're all so grounded.

>> No.10406117

>>10401560
Pavel and Maxim

>> No.10406206

schlomo

>> No.10406544

>>10401841
Tekken?

>> No.10406546

>>10405083
>daily porn use
>fap
You don't need to pick both, negroid

>> No.10406585

twin boys would be caster & pollux
(middle names obviously, im not retarded)

>> No.10406684

>>10405007
what, did you have a stroke?

>> No.10406693

>>10401841
>Armor King

>> No.10406944

>>10403957
Hell, I don't fuking now, I saw it on /pol/ do your own fucking research bitch

>> No.10406949

>>10403754
Sure, if you want your son to grow up to be a queer and end your bloodline.

>> No.10406956

>>10406684
Look at how the jew recoils.

>> No.10406976

name them both jonathan

>> No.10407800

>>10402035
>>10401560
Just name him Jewy McJewstein

>> No.10407820

>>10401560
i sincerely hope you don't do this

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>>10406956

>> No.10408665

>>10401560
in a well organized society this woman would be hung for posting this kind of shit, and I would be killed for viewing it

>> No.10408695

>>10406944
hahahhahahahhahahaha

>> No.10408890

>>10408665
Just move to the middle east

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>> No.10408914

Children are not pets you irresponsible niggers.

Give them a normie name so they stand a chance. You can get a bit adventurous if you're independently wealthy to the degree that your children will never have to work but that's it.

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>>10408890
uhmm the middle easy is moving here sweatie i don't have two

>> No.10408964

>>10408936
Then don't complain in the meantime.

>> No.10408980

>>10401560
I’ll name your sons for you:

Michael

Gabriel

there you go now no one will ever make fun of them and they won’t wince when they hear their names you massive cocksucker

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>> No.10409042

>>10408964
nobodies complaining sweatheart

>> No.10409096

>>10401560
jesus christ, don't fucking do this
it frightens me that autists on 4chan are responsible for children

>> No.10409126

>>10409096
I doubt anyone autistic enough to name their kids after Romans would be telling the truth about having them anyway.

>> No.10409153

I have been thinking about a pen name for myself for years but never came up with anything good. What would be rad?

>> No.10409195

Making your children's name about you is pathetic. You're basically no better than someone wanting to name their kid Skyrim. Just give them normal names and add it as a faggy middle name to please your narcissism.

>> No.10409448

>>10401560
Name your fucking dogs after Romans; name your kids regular shit because it's their life

>> No.10409635

>>10409153
turd furgeson

>> No.10410633

>>10401560
Any name is a lit name

>> No.10410702

>>10402275
Dont listen to him

>> No.10410772

>have second daughter coming in a few months
I hope Patricia and Plebeia don't fuss too much

>> No.10410813

try Euthydemus and Dionysodorus

>> No.10410815

>>10401841
Bruce is such a shitty name

>> No.10410828

>>10401560
Gareth and Henry
Phillip and Max
Dan and Samuel

>> No.10411418

>>10410828
one from each set is extremely gay, I'll let you try to figure out which ones.

>> No.10412497

>>10401560
Hope you're happy condemning not one but two people to suffering and death, OP.

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Biblical or bust. They are both /lit/ and socially acceptable.

Adam, Luke, Ben, Dan, Elijah, Isaac, James, Joel, Mark, Noah, Paul, Stephen, Thomas

Abby, Anna, Chloe, Diana, Elizabeth, Susan, Hannah, Eve, Jezebel, Joanna, Julia, Leah, Lydia, Martha, Mary, Naomi, Rachel, Rebbeca

>> No.10412842

>>10412839
good goy

>> No.10412846

>>10412842
I'm Jewish you dumb gentile but its irrelevant.

>> No.10412961

>>10412846
It's not irrelevant sweatie, stop spreading your ugly kike names.

>> No.10412984

>>10412846
You need to leave this place, this is a white literature board.

>> No.10412988

Salt and Pepper