ITT: Judge each other's book titles. I'll start: To Feel The Breeze Again

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Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:20:14 2017 No.10388783 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Judge each other's book titles.

I'll start:

To Feel The Breeze Again

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:26:10 2017 No.10388805 On Juniper St, Hesperia >>10388783 6/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:27:54 2017 No.10388813 Must Go Back

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:28:51 2017 No.10388816 >>10388783 To feel the breeze from my ass again

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:30:38 2017 No.10388821 >>10388783 The Path of Consumption

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:30:55 2017 No.10388824 Resentment

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:37:03 2017 No.10388840 >>10388805 seems too vague. at least the rest give me an image in my head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:38:05 2017 No.10388842 >>10388816 HAH, GOT EEM

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:38:21 2017 No.10388843 >>10388783 Branches and Leaves

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:39:40 2017 No.10388849 >>10388805 3/10 >>10388813 7/10 >>10388821 9/10 >>10388824 5/10 >>10388843 8/10

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:42:03 2017 No.10388857

Haven't decided yet but I'm thinking 'A Lonely Night's Languor'.

>>10388783
7/10. Seems cosy. Is that what you're going for?
>>10388816
xD/10
>>10388821
6/10. Doesn't speak to me personally but that's entirely subjective.
>>10388824
5/10. If I saw this my prejudgement would be 'edgy trite'.
>>10388843
8/10. Simplistic and sweet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:42:41 2017 No.10388858 File: 233 KB, 364x534, 60BAECD9-B50A-4272-872D-5060042544A4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10388849 Thank brah

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:44:53 2017 No.10388862 >>10388857 I like it, but would probably scare off normies. I was going for cosy (I assume you mean cozy) Its a tale of tumult and turmoil to get back home (and feel the breeze again)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:45:19 2017 No.10388868 >>10388857 6/10 - hated it at first, but i like it more every time i think of it. What’s it about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:46:36 2017 No.10388873 “Empty boxes” - too simple, maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:52:51 2017 No.10388896 >>10388873 gotta rate others to get rated. pity rate 7/10, on a literal level, boxes are meant to hold things, so if theyre empty it has a symbolic mystery

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:56:45 2017 No.10388909 Dreams in Black and White

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:56:48 2017 No.10388910 >>10388783 Nice iambs, I like it >>10388821 Bad >>10388824 Invasively bad >>10388843 Mediocre >>10388873 Better than most ITT

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:58:41 2017 No.10388913 >>10388783 5/10 >>10388805 3/10 >>10388813 4/10 >>10388821 7/10 >>10388824 2/10 >>10388843 6/10 >>10388857 6/10 >>10388873 5/10 >>10388909 This is mine, rate please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 01:59:39 2017 No.10388919 Wise, wise human Byzantium America

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:00:26 2017 No.10388922 >>10388913 Brutal I like Dreams in Black and White 8/10 >>10388910 I never noticed the iambs, completely unintentional, but thats probably why I liked it to begin with subconsciously

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:01:28 2017 No.10388925 >>10388919 Is that the whole title? I dont understand

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:02:29 2017 No.10388929 >>10388783 Fucking Faggots: Brown Coloured Plunderers

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:03:17 2017 No.10388932 >>10388925 They are two distinct titles. If you don't get the titles that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:03:48 2017 No.10388933 >>10388922 The brain’s best magic is unintentional, baby

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:05:02 2017 No.10388941 >>10388919 Go back to plebbit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:05:18 2017 No.10388943 >>10388805 >>10388821 These are the only two that aren't disqualified, but they're not good either I don't have one because as you can see, they're pretty difficult

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:05:18 2017 No.10388944 >>10388932 I like em both, I just didnt understand if they were one title or two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:06:54 2017 No.10388947 >>10388943 Its easy to judge without offering anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:07:15 2017 No.10388951 Confessions of an Emotional Pervert

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:07:31 2017 No.10388953 File: 20 KB, 1002x150, title.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:07:35 2017 No.10388954 Ooggity Boogity

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:07:49 2017 No.10388955 >>10388941 No you >>10388944 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:08:53 2017 No.10388961 File: 322 KB, 2550x3824, path41893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. Saturnalia 2. Autumn Pastel 3. Under An Iron Sun

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:09:24 2017 No.10388962 Remarks on Retrotemporal Efficient Causality: Hyperstition and History: A Schizoanalysis

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:09:45 2017 No.10388963 >>10388951 very interesting, but once again, will for sure scare off normies. >>10388953 sounds like a weird scifi fantasy thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:10:42 2017 No.10388968 >>10388783 The Conscious Retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:11:46 2017 No.10388973 >>10388968 An autobiography? interesting choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:12:48 2017 No.10388976 >>10388961 1 and 3 are good. >>10388962 wtf did I just read

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:13:17 2017 No.10388977 >>10388973 Thanks anon, do you like the title though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:14:13 2017 No.10388980 >>10388976 Yeah number 2 is just a thought at the moment

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:14:24 2017 No.10388982 >>10388973 Good if you're not going for widespread appeal

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:15:35 2017 No.10388991

Daughters and Sons of my Land

Its a biography I'm writing for an 83 year old nanny who spent more of her time with children of a different woman than with her own. There are some really sad themes that I'm drawing from, but I think it will have a positive ending.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:16:18 2017 No.10388992 >>10388961 I like to your first and third.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:17:47 2017 No.10388996 >>10388982 whoops meant for >>10388977

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:18:49 2017 No.10388999 >>10388991 Sounds interesting, id love to read it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:19:28 2017 No.10389000 Living men with dead souls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:19:42 2017 No.10389003 >>10388991 It should be called Daughters and Sons of my Employer.

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:20:00 2017 No.10389005

>>10388783
Might work better as a single stanza rather than a title
>>10388805
You have lost my interest already. Juniper St. sounds generic, Hesperia sounds like an anime place. Don't introduce titles that don't work as a plot.
>>10388821
Hello Stephen King. Way to introduce meaningless buzzwords in your title.
>>10388824
Edgy
>>10388843
More like branch out and leave this place
>>10388857
>adverbs
Why should I care about a lonely night?
>>10388873
Trying too hard to be profound
>>10388909
>>10388919
Postmodern
>>10388953
Seems like mumbo-jumbo word jumble
>>10388961
1. Your best one. But no one is going to read a book that sounds like a rock cover.
2. Purple prose
3. More purple prose

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:21:08 2017 No.10389011 I'm Writer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:21:14 2017 No.10389012 The Definite Article

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:21:53 2017 No.10389015 >>10389003 funny you should suggest that because I was going to have a similar name for the second part, rather than chapter titles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:23:44 2017 No.10389021 >>10389005 Where's your title, edgemeister?

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:23:44 2017 No.10389022

>>10388862
I figured it was something along those lines. Your story is rather similar to mine.

>>10388868
Nothing spectacular; it's an autobiographical short-story. I had intended to vagabond across New Zealand for a few months but it was apparent that I was trying to run away from a recent problem and I had to confront it. I headed home at sunset and resolved to walk the entire night to get back home.

The title comes from a particular moment (around 1am) of respite from fatigue and blister-beaten feet, where I found a comfortable serenity sitting on the side of the road next to a gas station.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:26:00 2017 No.10389031 >>10389005 Hesperia is a shitty little town in California

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:26:12 2017 No.10389033 >>10389022 It better have interesting events, otherwise youve lost my interest

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:26:22 2017 No.10389036 The day my soul died

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:26:23 2017 No.10389035

>>10389015
It would be something like this
Title: Daughters and Sons of my Land

Part 1: Mother's last family.
Part 2: My third family.
Part 3: Years spent away
Part 4: Return to my Land

I only have the 1st and 2nd parts fleshed out, and im working on the 3rd and 4th together (these titles are ones im still debating).

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:26:27 2017 No.10389037 Put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:27:24 2017 No.10389044 Would this be a legal title? #1 National Bestseller

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:28:26 2017 No.10389050 >>10389036 too edgy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:31:28 2017 No.10389058 >>10389050 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:31:56 2017 No.10389061 >>10389058 ok

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:34:21 2017 No.10389066 >>10389033 Nothing too interesting, really. It's mostly personal musings. I'm just writing it for myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:34:24 2017 No.10389067 >>10389061 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:42:56 2017 No.10389093 man and I thought /r9k/ was depressing as shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:45:11 2017 No.10389099 Orgasm Denial: a Guide in Prose

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 02:45:48 2017 No.10389102 "An Evening Residue"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:14:15 2017 No.10389174 Alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:22:15 2017 No.10389188 Onan's Palm >>10389012 Is the book cutesy? If so 8/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:24:52 2017 No.10389194 Hype Nation

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:24:52 2017 No.10389195 File: 338 KB, 400x400, Hero.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10388873 Calm down John Green

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:25:05 2017 No.10389197 Eyes on the other side

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:25:33 2017 No.10389201 >>10388868 >>10388896 Sorry. I rated that one on a separate post. Thanks for the pity rate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:25:48 2017 No.10389204 Fucknife

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:33:37 2017 No.10389219 Symphony Rotations: Bleu et Seven MINOR

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:35:51 2017 No.10389226 Immortalis Open to suggestions, going for one word title similar to Greek epic poem Story is essentially a mythical road trip

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:37:39 2017 No.10389229 >>10389204 Odd, but the cover could be neat: FUCK in a loud font and KNIFE in a less bold font, with the shining blade eclipsing the vertical line of the K to contrast the fonts

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:37:52 2017 No.10389230 I'm thinking Ad Gladium because the short story is about a Gladiators death in the arena, but I'm nowhere near a final name yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:38:48 2017 No.10389232 >>10389044 It would certainly be successful

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:46:49 2017 No.10389244 Dilated Vagina

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 03:55:04 2017 No.10389262 Wait in the Fire

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:05:04 2017 No.10389278 A sleepless night with your mother

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:06:59 2017 No.10389285 Your Hell Is Much Hotter

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:40:43 2017 No.10389356 Do Not Read This Book (No Seriously, Don't)

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:53:33 2017 No.10389386

>>10389194
This is a White Noise style novel on Hypebeast culture
>>10389197
This sounds like a late Harlem Renaissance Novel
>>10389204
Online horror-comedy novella about a serial rapist, loved genuinely & ironically
>>10389219
Collections of poetry from someone from Buffalo, New York. Will receive praise but will fall into obscurity
>>10389244
An obvious rip-off of Story of The Eye. Will be liked by weird twitter people.
>>10389262
A mid-western novel about failing marriages. Will be adapted into an indie film with a different title.
>>10389278
An actually touching novel through the eyes of a young child. No one will openly read because of the title.
>>10389356
A Young-Adult novel that is derivative of Pop Culture Nostalgia. Guaranteed financial success

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 04:55:00 2017 No.10389388 Torturisto

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:01:01 2017 No.10389401 >>10389386 thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:03:14 2017 No.10389405 Kalmankello - Lich Bell

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:05:15 2017 No.10389411 >>10389401 Who was you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:07:56 2017 No.10389415 At the Court of Cats

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:11:59 2017 No.10389423 Summit Child

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:13:56 2017 No.10389429 I want to go home

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:15:52 2017 No.10389433 >>10389423 Is ok >>10389415 Sounds YA tier >>10389262 Like it >>10389204 10/10 bravo >>10389000 Poor attempt but trips

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:16:54 2017 No.10389436 >>10389433 Forgot mine, Drops of smoke

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:17:44 2017 No.10389439 >>10389429 I likethis one. What’s it about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:18:40 2017 No.10389443 >>10389436 That's beautiful in Finnish. Savupisarat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:22:20 2017 No.10389448 >>10389439 It's a chase for horizon lost, on the seas of memories. Alienation and finding solace in this life of waiting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:22:44 2017 No.10389451 >>10389443 That is really nice, the only other Finnish word I know is the one for cartwheel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:34:03 2017 No.10389473 >>10389195 Care to explain?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:35:31 2017 No.10389478 The Ducks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:47:55 2017 No.10389513 My story's name is either: 1) Remember Forgetting or 2) Remember To Forget >>10389405 Bad >>10389415 Good >>10389423 Sounds interesting >>10389429 I don't like it personally >>10389285 It's ok >>10389278 Love it >>10389230 Fuck no

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:50:43 2017 No.10389524 >>10389513 >1) Remember Forgetting >or >2) Remember To Forget Iiish, YA-tier

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 05:57:48 2017 No.10389538 retrace your steps until you get lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:11:29 2017 No.10389577 >>10389194 Change it to Hype Nash brah >>10388953 >gets sued by Games-Workshop >>10388991 I dig it. >>10389036 I don't dig it. The Things Our Fathers Loved

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:12:39 2017 No.10389580 A Midsummer Night's Meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 06:20:15 2017 No.10389598 >>10388783 Apoptosis

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:49:13 2017 No.10389800 The Diary and Musings of a 27 year old incel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:53:53 2017 No.10389808 I, Shitposter

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 07:54:54 2017 No.10389810 What makes a good title?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:03:58 2017 No.10389826 I will not tell the forest

>>	tbhfamalam Tue Dec 12 08:23:12 2017 No.10389875 NEET

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:28:48 2017 No.10389899 File: 7 KB, 250x206, 65EB45BF-449E-4109-95DC-BC34995A6C06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] “The Tragedy of Mephistopheles” It’s actually succubi catgirl erotica

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:31:14 2017 No.10389905 Title Wave

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:33:02 2017 No.10389910 The Great Disappointment

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:34:30 2017 No.10389913 >>10388783 Autonomy in the Azores

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:37:34 2017 No.10389926 >>10389598 >Apoptosis Sounds like a Nick Land essay or something. 7/10 >>10389478 Meh. 5/10. >>10389415 7/10 >>10389423 6/10, sounds like genre fiction. >>10389356 >>10389285 >>10389262 Trash. I know you're shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:38:01 2017 No.10389928 >>10389910 that's the title of my diary

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:39:16 2017 No.10389933 >>10389899 Nice. I'd really like to see that as a depressing, satirical account of being a demon forced to do contracts, etc. Cat girl erotica is a bit out of place. What's the plot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:52:04 2017 No.10389966 The Varangian

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 08:54:13 2017 No.10389969 >>10389356 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:03:22 2017 No.10389987 >>10389356 shame on you >>10389411 you'll find out soon once i get published :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:08:56 2017 No.10390004 >>10389810 Precision. A title should convey a feeling, a genre, a world and a purpose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:23:55 2017 No.10390049 No Strings Attached

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:25:23 2017 No.10390053 Lol are these joke titles? I'm lauffin!

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:32:59 2017 No.10390072

Bouba and Kiki

My applause if the reference is understood. The gimmick is that I keep the protagonists unnamed in spite of their identities being obvious.

>>10388783
sounds more like an album title

>>10389005
>More like branch out and leave this place
oof

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:35:46 2017 No.10390081 >>10390072 Bouba is male Kiki is female. I heard this in some neurologists talk on synesthesia. Prof Ramachandran or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:44:51 2017 No.10390105 Not posting the actual title as the book's nearly done but the title is a unix command that doesn't do anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:51:21 2017 No.10390128 File: 141 KB, 1200x704, 23551145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10390081 The effect is more than that though, I've been seeing it more and more lately. Might be confirmation bias though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:55:24 2017 No.10390141 >>10390128 interesting extrapolation was this your reference tho?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 09:59:08 2017 No.10390147 >>10390141 You mean my image? No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 10:01:44 2017 No.10390154 " The Space Sphincter Pilot - A Journey through Worm Holes and Butt Holes"

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 10:06:45 2017 No.10390169

>>10388783

In order written:

Amazing Bullshit Adventure
Alone in Blood
Roar (Dragon Gestalt)
Edgelord Wizards of Vector Time - Tales of the Draconomicodex - Part 2 of the legend of ehy-'yauoieahh

Unwritten, lost, or partially written novel titles:

Atlas Shrugged with Dragons
As the Bridges Burn

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 10:52:39 2017 No.10390278 The Penis Christmas Dinner

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 10:55:18 2017 No.10390290 Deep in the dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 10:59:47 2017 No.10390311 Baths of Bath (literary fiction) The Wanker (philosophy) Trieste

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:01:22 2017 No.10390320 >>10388783 The Dawn Comes Quietly

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:02:53 2017 No.10390327 >>10388783 Manhattan, My Own

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:03:05 2017 No.10390329 The Tidal Dave (I helped this person make a book, he insisted this should be the title.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:03:30 2017 No.10390331 >>10390169 All unremarkable >>10390049 Feminist text >>10389966 Young adult, remove the "the" >>10389808 Excellent >>10389423 New age bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:04:30 2017 No.10390334 >>10388783 Perdition’s Flame

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:05:06 2017 No.10390339 They Carry Fire

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:05:19 2017 No.10390342 >>10388783 Feel, The Breeze Again

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:05:46 2017 No.10390345 >>10388783 The Menaced Assassin

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:06:02 2017 No.10390347 >>10390334 trying too hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:13:26 2017 No.10390376 A Life Without Conflict

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:17:29 2017 No.10390385

>>10390334
Kinda lame
>>10390339
Good, sounds right for a war memoir or mil sci-fi, but would be great for literary fiction
>>10390345
Trashy but could go well with certain genres

Mine is a tossup between three:
1. Pus Eye, Black Pyramid
2. The Fragile Time
3. Ritual Suicide for Absolute Beginners

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:18:47 2017 No.10390390 The Cloud of Unknowing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:19:52 2017 No.10390398 >>10390385 1: 3/10 2: 2/10 3: 10/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:30:33 2017 No.10390429 The Hanged Man

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:37:14 2017 No.10390439 >>10388783 «J'ai le privilège de me détester» Aaaaaaaand I now realize this board is only for Americans/anglos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:38:09 2017 No.10390442 >>10388843 Sounds like leaves of grass, except it doesn't roll off the tongue as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:38:58 2017 No.10390448 >>10390439 Is it, "I have a privilege that i detest" or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:47:37 2017 No.10390484 The Happiness of the Homosexual Squirrel

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 11:52:36 2017 No.10390508 The Man Who Accidentaly Got His Dick Cut Off And How He Overcame Nihlisim

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 12:12:20 2017 No.10390586 >>10390508 would read/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 12:14:18 2017 No.10390593 >>10390448 Basically means "I have the privilege of hating myself"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 12:22:16 2017 No.10390622 Metrics of Valor

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 12:28:07 2017 No.10390653 >>10390508 10/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:04:35 2017 No.10390783 Cunny, the Sweetest Flower

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:07:16 2017 No.10390791 >>10390783 Trolling, but 'The Sweetest Flower' would be a nice novel if you were going to do another Lolita-styled story

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:25:37 2017 No.10390850 لهيب الثورة المقدسة The flames of the divine revolution It's still a WIP

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:30:53 2017 No.10390874 >>10390850 Just realized a much better title لظى الثورة المقدسة

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:32:29 2017 No.10390881 The Prophet

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:46:30 2017 No.10390960

>>10390385
The Menaced Assassin is the title of a Magritte painting FYI, inspired by Fantômas, a famous serial killer in French Crime Fiction during the 1910-20s.

I want it to be a kind of neo-noir, murder mystery set in New York.

Sound like that title could work in that genre?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:46:48 2017 No.10390962 >>10390622 Definitely not bad >>10390390 nope >>10390376 uninspired >>10390290 sex euphemism? >>10390345 Sounds like it was generated in Dwarf Fortress. It is terrifying. And mine: Hesperos

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:47:46 2017 No.10390968 Innercity Midst

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 13:54:01 2017 No.10391001 File: 786 KB, 850x1024, 80341d203e9bb39191d8a9b705db9fa1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10388783 The Lands of Grace

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 15:20:38 2017 No.10391441 A Room of Sins

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 15:43:16 2017 No.10391536 File: 40 KB, 373x318, 1511305052338.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't wait to copyright all these titles lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 15:43:34 2017 No.10391539 >>10388783 Star of Withering/Star of Hope

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 15:45:17 2017 No.10391546 >>10389899 Only one I'd read in this thread desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 15:46:18 2017 No.10391551 Big Dick Willy's Big Hung Schlong Pageant Vol. 1: The Girth Chronicles

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 15:49:54 2017 No.10391571 >>10388783 The Beggar's Fever

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 15:54:37 2017 No.10391601 Life, the Vaginal Excrement

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:01:10 2017 No.10391639

Don't Tessellate
Faultface

>>10390169
i like the third a lot, probably cos the word gestalt

>>10390049
cliche

>>10390968
sounds tautological

>>10390334
nobody uses the word perdition IRL, so it sounds pretentious automatically

>>10390962
that is a very pretty word

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:14:16 2017 No.10391703 >>10390881 Gibran should shoot you. >>10390968 Garbage >>10391441 Sounds good. If it's about a brothel neck yourself. >>10391539 If it's 2 novels I'm interested >>10391571 I need to know more anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:17:30 2017 No.10391718 >>10391703 Anon, unfortunately i just thought in the title. Sorry...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:27:07 2017 No.10391759 words that hurt the title is printed in razorblades disguised as paper so that anyone unfortunate enough to rub their skin against the cover will sustain damage

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:28:18 2017 No.10391768 >>10390345 that's a magritte painting

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:29:48 2017 No.10391778 File: 378 KB, 726x1193, a9924355-46c7-483a-8975-c5dce97cccf8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10388783 50 ways to heartbreak Its a poetry book of melancholic poetry

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:34:35 2017 No.10391796 Here I give an actual title for a work in progress (about an "edgy" Christian rock band) to critique, and you jerks can't be bothered to look at it! I even offered a critique of my own, yet still nothing. Eff this garbage thread. I hate you all ( ;_;)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:46:34 2017 No.10391853 >>10388783 Short Story Collection: The Jeremiads

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 16:47:36 2017 No.10391862 >>10391551 Epin. 10/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:29:30 2017 No.10392078 I, Donald J Trump it's about disappointment

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:40:07 2017 No.10392132 Two, If You Count God

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:42:57 2017 No.10392145 Plastic Phoenix Fronds Celebrate His Passing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:46:59 2017 No.10392162 Milk and Honky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:49:35 2017 No.10392174 >>10388813 Is it a Jack Reacher fanfic novel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 17:49:42 2017 No.10392175 >>10391796 A little wordy for a title but i would probably read the first chapter

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 18:45:30 2017 No.10392398 >>10388821 cliff sargent said he's working on a screenplay called 'path to consumption' in one of his patreon exclusive videos. is this you cliff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 19:07:04 2017 No.10392468 Ere We Rot >>10389262 Best in thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 19:13:05 2017 No.10392502 A Jigaboo's Tale

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 19:16:19 2017 No.10392517 Detroit Cops

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 19:19:34 2017 No.10392536 Eight Steps to Reaching True Enlightment

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 19:24:30 2017 No.10392551 Andy Bernard's Path to Ritititdadoodom Micheal Scarn: Fall From Grace Squatspatter: A Corncobb story

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 19:24:32 2017 No.10392552 File: 66 KB, 920x548, 1506262241202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Working title for my diary >Samson Among the Philistines

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 20:00:40 2017 No.10392697 >>10391768 >>10390960

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 20:15:25 2017 No.10392757 The Gaping of Sara Mathews

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:16:18 2017 No.10393008 Easy Breezy Let's Get Sleazy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:18:16 2017 No.10393020 >>10388783 Last Bee In Lebanon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:20:28 2017 No.10393031 Pus Filled Doughnut

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:21:36 2017 No.10393036 >>10392552 That's the same title i used for my diary desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 21:26:29 2017 No.10393059 >>10388783 Neon Monsoon

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:02:38 2017 No.10393238

>A View of the Walls

>>10388821
7.5/10
>>10388824
kinda edgy tbqh 6/10
>>10388843
meh/10
>>10388919
1. 6/10 2. 7/10 but add comma in between
>>10388961
1 and 3 are pure kino
>>10389226
I dig it 8/10
>>10389262
Very good 9/10
>>10389285
Average but kind of interesting 7/10
>>10389436
>>10389443
5/10 in english, 9/10 in Finnish

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:13:41 2017 No.10393292 >>10393238 A view of my balls/10 The Puritan Rides

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:19:18 2017 No.10393317 Platonic Civics

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:24:11 2017 No.10393347 >>10390850 عن ايش

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:26:38 2017 No.10393355 Ellipsis Sky

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:28:32 2017 No.10393361 >>10393292 ah good joke anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:33:14 2017 No.10393384 It Wasn't Meant To Be Painful

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:34:08 2017 No.10393387 >>10390962 hahahahahahahaha Only a pseud would use such a pretentious name. I imagine you talk in an affected voice and constantly tell people how "important theater and the arts" are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:35:47 2017 No.10393397 >>10393292 Thepur Itan Rides 10: 4 scenes and over 2 hours of the hottest new star

Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:38:10 2017 No.10393406

>>10393387
as opposed to talking in this manner, “like, literally i think that, yeah um, so uh yeah like literally, totally haha yeah bro, awe yeha haha like totally, yeah” guarantee you uptalk, have vocal fry and use filler words constantly you inarticulate pseud FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:43:31 2017 No.10393433 The Last Generation

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:47:08 2017 No.10393450 >>10393406 Ummm excuse me, but that's, like, a stereotype. Please don't, like, say shit like that about me ever again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:48:33 2017 No.10393458 Song of the Sorcerer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:51:25 2017 No.10393467 >>10393458 >>10393433 Both of these are generic and bland t-b-h

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:54:52 2017 No.10393489 the imitation of mulgrew

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:56:18 2017 No.10393496 >>10393467 I was afraid of that, yeah. But I don't know what else to title a story of kid learning incantations via singing to rescue his sister from being sold to the southern sex trade. Aside from Fantasy Taken: The Musical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 22:59:47 2017 No.10393510 >>10393496 It's an interesting concept. My suggestion is to read Classics until you find a line about the power of speech/song and take a phrase from that, or a line that hooks right into the themes you wanted to explore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 23:02:41 2017 No.10393522 >>10393458 Sing! Said the Sorcerer The Singing Sorcerer A Sorcerer in Sing Sing The Song and the Sorcerer When the Sorcerer Sings

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 23:02:53 2017 No.10393523 Bird of Paradise The Ghoul Pinewood Nights Solitaire

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 23:17:02 2017 No.10393571 Mute Preacher

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 23:21:21 2017 No.10393585 >>10388783 "The Great Kubla Kahn, Or Death and Transfiguration, Or a Story about a Man Being Sucked into a Black Hole" might add "& knuckles" to the end desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 23:25:47 2017 No.10393600 >>10393496 Call it Super Mario Brothers 18: This time it's personal

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 12 23:35:26 2017 No.10393638 >>10393361 Thanks for the positive feedback. I'm thinking about releasing some comedic audio CDs someday

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 00:25:21 2017 No.10393798
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I'm still working hard on this one so any input is appreciated

"Reflections on the modern Charlemagne: How Hitler shaped Europe and the World"

So alternatives to this would be "Reflections on the Second Charlemagne: How Hitler Shaped the Modern World", [Charlemagne stuff] and then "How Hitler shaped Germany, Europe and the World at Large"
"Charlemagne, Napoleon, Hitler: Europe's Glorious Emperors"

Titles that would require a large image of Hitler on the cover:
>Charlemagne II (maybe have pic related as cover but it's Hitlers face under the crown)
>Europe's Final Emperor
>The Last Roman
>Caesar Reborn

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 00:54:35 2017 No.10393896 Towers of Flesh and Blood

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 00:56:24 2017 No.10393902 Discourses on Machiavelli

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 01:00:41 2017 No.10393913 Kidnapped a Serial Killer

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 01:50:16 2017 No.10394022 I Really Fucking Hate Niggers

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:52:12 2017 No.10394137 Not a single good title in the entire thread. For shame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 02:59:11 2017 No.10394147 >>10394137 We want you to participate, roasty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 03:02:06 2017 No.10394149 >>10394147 I Wish Chad Would Cum in Me, A Memoir A Priori of the Lust of Women

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 03:53:15 2017 No.10394245 the sorrowful life of a man of insufficienty

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:00:06 2017 No.10394259 Crisis Onions

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:13:14 2017 No.10394281
File: 9 KB, 566x466, artofwarbaby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>10388783
General Accounting
Fire, It Went
The Late Dollar and The Short Day
Catamarans: A Study of Surrender.

>>10394149
what does "A Priori" mean? 3/10

>>10394022
Poor shock value, I'd prefer a simple "I hate niggers" with a picture of bruce willis from "Armageddon" on it

>>10393798
It very seriously depends on the scope of the book, but it is best to keep book titles short, but maintaining an aura of mystery, like a skirt on a woman. If the book more generally focuses on the impact European rulers had in the geopolitical sense, with a heavy gravitation towards Hitler, then I'd recommend "Spirit of Charlemagne: Hitler and His Europe" and avoid some of the more grandstanding words of Roman type. A simple image of post-ww2 borders with Hitler superimposed on the german states might do, certainly would look interesting.

>>10393585
I prefer "The Great Kublai Can"

>>10393031
I prefer "Doughnut that is Pus Filled"

>>10392536
Calisthenics, what a waste.

>>10392162
sounds steamy DESU

>>10391601
Vaginal Excrement and Life: More Similar Than First Thought

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:18:51 2017 No.10394297 File: 6 KB, 225x225, battke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10388783 Empty Chapel

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:21:10 2017 No.10394305 File: 6 KB, 247x204, geh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10392552 wtf I used that as the title for my diary as well!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:21:47 2017 No.10394307 The Lion of Syria: Assad did Nothing Wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 04:27:50 2017 No.10394324 >>10388783 Fuck You Nothing for you Don’t steal other people’s ideas Lol faggot Nice try OP

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 06:21:38 2017 No.10394487

>>10388821
>>10388919 first one only
>>10388961
>>10388951 all three
>>10388968
>>10388991
>>10389012
>>10389204
>>10389262 Particuarly like this one
>>10393458
>>10389598
>>10393571
>>10393896
>>10393913
All titles that would make me want to at least pick the book off the shelf and take a deeper look, which is one of the main functions of a title. The other function is whether it properly sets up expectations for what your book is going to be about so I won't be disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 06:56:31 2017 No.10394568 The Red Hills of Home

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 07:49:12 2017 No.10394676 >>10389204 >>10390508 >>10391639 (first one) Good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 07:58:19 2017 No.10394699 1. Fleshy people 2. Misaka Onorichi in The Tower of the Rape Wizard 3. Let the tender in they're all for the same book sorry for not rating other book titles in this post

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 08:08:23 2017 No.10394714 Generationsroman: en generationsroman

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 08:14:58 2017 No.10394721 Walking Berries

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 08:27:33 2017 No.10394750 Oxford Pages

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 09:03:09 2017 No.10394825 >>10388961 >1. Saturnalia I hope it's a book about the romans

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 09:03:35 2017 No.10394826

>>10394307
edgy 0/10
>>10394568
could be ok 6?/10
>>10394721
?/10
>>10394750
2/10, boring aand unoriginal
>>10394297
dumb 1/10
>>10394259
dumb 7/10
>>10393913
cringe -5/10
>>10393896
ultra cringe -11/10, unless its a feminist novel, then 4/10
>>10393571
could be interesting
>>10393489
needs to be paired with cover art, no idea what mulgrew you're talking about
>>10393458
boring
>>10393433
also boring
>>10393384
1/10 and cringy unless its a feminist novel, in which case 5/10
>>10393031
2/10, unless feminist novel in which case, 6/10
>>10392132
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>10390622
CRINGE

okay, mine is:

A dying star of humanity in its last stand against empty vessels: a novel on humans being too human, in a dead world

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 09:09:36 2017 No.10394842 The book of George (protags name is george :D)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 10:59:42 2017 No.10395128 >>10393238 Can someone respond to this por favor

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 11:09:27 2017 No.10395155 >>10395128 It's good; walls are an inexhaustibly rich motif

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 11:22:33 2017 No.10395197 >>10394826 >A dying star of humanity in its last stand against empty vessels: a novel on humans being too human, in a dead world pretentious

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 11:26:15 2017 No.10395214 >>10395155 >walls are an inexhaustibly rich motif and boring af and trite too

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 11:28:35 2017 No.10395218 >>10388783 Ménage à lone

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 11:29:28 2017 No.10395223 >>10395214 So is anything, if you're a TALENTLESS PLEB

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 11:57:55 2017 No.10395305 >>10388783 In the Eye of the Owl Remus and his Merit Finch's Jug The Call of Barabbas

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 12:18:18 2017 No.10395367

>>10395223
All the girls i know have either written a script or a short story about walls, passage of time, generations, memories, ephemeral nature of humanity.

They're awful.

Not everyone is Keats or Proust. Stop please. No more walls.

The men i know are self-aware enough to approach this subject with caution.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 12:22:45 2017 No.10395384 >>10388783 I Only Look Out the Window During the Apocalypse

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 13:23:37 2017 No.10395622 One man holocaust

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 13:44:39 2017 No.10395695 Milky Manifesto

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 13:45:52 2017 No.10395702 >>10395622 You're writing Ben Garrison's biography?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 13:54:24 2017 No.10395743 The Siltlands: A Convulsion of Culture It's fantasy Be gentle, please

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 14:16:33 2017 No.10395838

Belladonna, or Deadly Nightshade

>>10395218
Cute. I love inter-lingual wordplay. Sounds sad but funny.

>>10395384
Intriguing, but a bit nonsensical. I mean I get what you're trying to say, but the way it's worded implies that apocalypses are relatively common. It also primes me to think that the speaker is some kind of edgy 2cool4skool misanthrope and it's pretty risky business to make your reader feel skeptical of the protagonist before they even started reading.

>>10395695
I don't really get anything out of this. Years of deviant porn give me some interpretation, but I doubt it's the kind you want. Or maybe it is, I won't judge. I think for the average reader though, "manifesto" is an extremely loaded word. I think it's more commonly used in British politics, but anywhere else if you write "manifesto", people read "Communist". Maybe that's also what you're going for, but be aware.

>>10395743
I like it. The title reads more like a nature documentary than a novel, but I'm the sort of weirdo who would actually love to read/watch a nature doc about a fantasy world. If nothing else, it sounds like you put a lot of care into designing this place. "Siltlands" is a very interesting an evocative word, and I really enjoy "convulsion". I can imagine a wet, fertile land convulsing with life. Rivers convulsing over the banks. A prosperous city convulsing with trade and war.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 14:36:05 2017 No.10395940 >>10395695 The Butt Club

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 14:37:29 2017 No.10395943 >>10395838 Thanks My first idea was Convulsion of Nature, or Spasm of Nature/Culture

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 14:46:56 2017 No.10395988 >>10394826 >ultra cringe -11/10 It's a penis joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 15:39:54 2017 No.10396228 File: 172 KB, 650x340, pe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fertile Fairytale

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:38:26 2017 No.10397438 >>10388783 The Fall of Prudence

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:44:40 2017 No.10397454 How well do I know you: extremity and commonalities

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:52:43 2017 No.10397484 >>10391639 >>10391703 >Garbage That was the title of a book I was writing back when I was 15. Don't even know what it means. "Tautological" is the best word to describe it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:59:35 2017 No.10397508 Here Lies Bethlehem Steel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:17:56 2017 No.10397582 Unfortunately Not Dead Yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:22:33 2017 No.10397599 I'm Not Racist, But...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:23:26 2017 No.10397605 A Turd in the Hand is Worth Two in the Shitter

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:23:54 2017 No.10397606 >>10397605 lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:26:55 2017 No.10397620 The Man

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:28:13 2017 No.10397628 File: 199 KB, 900x729, King Neptune Statue Virginia Beach 05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10388783 War on Atlantis

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:35:36 2017 No.10397665 Titty Queen on Rape Island

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:37:19 2017 No.10397674 Ellie and Me Turin in March Which would an intellectual read? Lit fags are my target audience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:37:37 2017 No.10397676 Cold Souls

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:41:38 2017 No.10397697 >>10397628 Sounds pulpy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:44:55 2017 No.10397713 Moby Dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:51:05 2017 No.10397741 >>10388783 Red Rouge

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 22:06:30 2017 No.10397805 >>10397741 Sounds like a history of Pontiac's rebellion

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 23:57:35 2017 No.10398151 My Little Sister is Trying to Force me have Gay Sex with Him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:07:41 2017 No.10398182 >>10398151 7/10 Po-Mo beautiful >The Titan of Rhodes

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:34:42 2017 No.10398251

>>10388961
>Saturnalia
anglo-whos-totally-into-classical-literature-dude-tier
2/10
>Autumn Pastel
4/10
gives a twee vibe in a bad way
>Under An Iron Sun
Sounds like it could be either a boring sci-fantasy shlock or a novel set in particular period (probably war times or similoa) of some not really well known, not really unknown country.
6/10
>>10388968
8/10 would buy
>>10388991
5/10
>>10389000
0/10 wouldn't even touch
>>10389012
7/10
>>10389036
0/10 stop being a teenager
>>10389194
6/10
>>10389204
8.5/10 nice
>>10389226
Sounds ok, although this kind of thing is a bit overdone
>>10389230
Ad Mentula Canis would be a better one
>>10389262
6.5/10
>>10389415
Sounds like it could be total shit but I want to trust you and I give you a 7/10.
>>10389423
6/10
>>10389429
0/10
>>10389899
Nice.
>>10390334
Bleah 1/10 but only because I love the world flame.
>>10390376
6/10
>>10390390
I feel like I've heard this one before.
>>10390622
As with the other guy, sounds like it could be interesting or total shit. 7/10
>>10390968
No
>>10392162
7.5
>>10393433
5
>>10393458
5
>>10393571
6
>>10394297
kys
>>10397508
kys
>>10397676
0/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:35:02 2017 No.10398252 58 cheap and easy bean recipes that will make you think life is worth holding onto

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 00:55:03 2017 No.10398278 The Honest Hamburger

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 02:27:02 2017 No.10398477 Song of Sam Odessa The English point

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 02:28:26 2017 No.10398481 >>10388783 One story

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 02:33:18 2017 No.10398492 >>10389577 mfw coming back to this thread a day later and I got no (you)'s

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 02:33:59 2017 No.10398495 File: 330 KB, 1000x1500, 2015-11-27+teacats.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10389262 >>10389415 These are the only two I would read based on the title alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 02:34:25 2017 No.10398497 File: 54 KB, 640x480, loghg109a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10398492 woops

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 02:35:01 2017 No.10398501 Death in Spain

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 02:59:09 2017 No.10398558 >>10398252 Those better be some damn good beans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 03:13:31 2017 No.10398581 Precipice

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 03:39:58 2017 No.10398618

Under the Tempered Brush
For Russian Daughters
Tripleslit Blinds
Orangecaps

>>10388783
4/10
>>10398151
8/10
>>10395838
>Belladonna
6/10
>Deadly Nightshade
3/10
>>10394281
>General Accounting
6.5/10
>Fire, It Went
6/10
>The Late Dollar and The Short Day
6.5/10
>Late Dollar and a Short Day
7.5/10
>Catamarans: A Study of Surrender
5.5/10
>>10393238
5/10
>>10391639
>Don't Tessellate
3/10, sounds like you just discovered the word "tessellate"
>Faultface
4/10, sounds like Big Mouth & Ugly Girl

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 04:18:04 2017 No.10398681

>>10398558
All the recipes relay on a carefully selected spice blend. It's very delicious and also made from ingredients you can find in any store. No need to go to special emporiums. The other secret is write down on a sheet of paper everything you are afraid of losing and everyone you will miss when they die: than to burn it on the stove top.

Not only does this make it cook faster it also teaches you to that all things are temporal and that detachment is the key to happiness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 04:30:13 2017 No.10398704 Nose all wet

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 04:32:26 2017 No.10398707 godspeed you, black cumdumpster

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 04:41:37 2017 No.10398722

>>10397454
I like the title, but judging by it, I'd most likely find the content not that engaging.
>>10397582
6.5/10
>>10397674
Neither, but the titles seem okay. 7.5/10
>>10398278
6/10
>>10398477
The first one is a keeper, 7.5/10
>>10398618
The first three are great.
8/10.

Haven't set it in stone, but this is mine >Onyxian Newborn

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 04:58:38 2017 No.10398739 1 Ash 2 The Gathering 3 Jackson

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 09:06:41 2017 No.10399298 Such Lordly Praise

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 09:08:32 2017 No.10399303 >>10388783 Smoking weed is my hobby with a 12 gauge shotty

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 09:11:38 2017 No.10399315 >>10399303 i remember a movie where a guy used a shotgun as a bong and accidentally killed himself the cops had a good laff but i don't remember the movie being very good

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 09:12:57 2017 No.10399320 Soul Harvest, or How I learned to Love 3D Women

Anonymous Thu Dec 14 09:49:25 2017 No.10399408

Rent Roll

>>10388783
probably a woman

>>10388813
ebin my fellow based black magapede!!

>>10388821
>>10388824
>>10398581

tryhard pedants

>>10388843
>>10389012
>>10399298
>>10398477

comfy

>>10388953
>>10389000
>>10389188
>>10399320
>>10398501
>>10397676

dork

>>10388961
cool

>>10389102

not bad

>>10398704
>>10397713

i hope its about dogs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 14 11:40:36 2017 No.10399752 Calliou: The Rise of a Drug Empire

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