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“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

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>> No.1038790

ALL your favorite writers have fucked up kinks.

>> No.1038802

>>1038790
DFW had a serious kink in a rope in his garage.

>> No.1038803

even when he's talking about nasty stankclouds, i think it's bea-u-tiful.

>> No.1038821

>>1038802
ba-dum tsssh!

Seriously though, fuck you. It was funny, but fuck you.

>> No.1038824

>>1038821
Yeah I understand. I actually did feel pretty down when I heard about it. He's one of my favorites.

>> No.1038825

>>1038747
whatthefuckamireading.jpg

Before I read this letter, I always cherished a quote from a love letter by James Joyce to Nora Barnacle. It read, "I know and feel that if I am to write anything fine or noble in the future I shall do so only by listening at the doors of your heart."
Thanks for ruining James Joyce love letters forever. ;(

>> No.1038873

>>1038747
lol James Joyce

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>> No.1038893

For those of you who haven't read Ulysses, this is a fine example of its prosaic style and content.

>> No.1038913

>>1038825

Are you serious? Anyone that knows anything about Joyce knows about his flatulent love letters.

>> No.1038925

>>1038913
Nah, I didn't know anything about his fart/love letters. I assumed from reading his stuff that there were some bat shit things swimming up in his noggin but I never knew the details.

>> No.1038942

>>1038925

Yeah he claims that if society were to crumble, it could be rebuilt using Finnegan's Wake. I've never read the book but I've heard VERY mixed reviews. My Joyce experiences go as far as Portrait, Dubliners, and some of these letters.

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>>1038942
It's a fun book, but I don't know how the fuck you could possibly rebuild society from it.

>> No.1038958

>>1038954
Obviously too deep for you.

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The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronn­konnbronntonnerronntuonnthunnt­rovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoorde­nen
thurnuk!)

>> No.1038972

Joyce said Dublin could be rebuilt from Ulysses. I'd like to see a source for the claim that he thought society could be rebuilt using Finnegans Wake.

>> No.1038980

This quotation from Joyce's letters has now effectively become copypasta on /lit/, as there's one anon who seems to be determined to keep posting it every couple of days, or every time he sees anyone mention Joyce, as though it taught us something.

>> No.1038998

>>1038972

I've never seen an actual source of it, I've just heard/seen people talk/write about it. It may very well just be a rumor, although I wouldn't be surprised if he did say it.