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Have you ever imagined your future wife observing you through your own eyes while you read?
On our first imagined meeting I run through a range of possible idealised dialogue on philosophy, history, the aesthetics of certain literary works, which usually leave her anywhere between being mildly impressed to overawed.
Whenever I have to look up the definition of an archaic word more than once I feel like I've let her down and I'm diminished somewhat in her eyes because she sees and judges my failure immediately. I try to redeem myself by offering up some insight on character or understanding an allusion. Occasionally I picture her giving me a cursory nod to spur me on. Most of the time I just feel worthless because I can't hide my glaring inadequacies from her.
Is this just typical masturbatory pseud behaviour?
Is this unhealthy?

>> No.10376199

>>10376152
>Is this just typical masturbatory pseud behaviour?
>Is this unhealthy?
yes and yes
any more questions?

>> No.10376332

>>10376152
Yeah, but my ideal wife isn't interested in reading literature, so instead I just imagine her lounging around next to me while I read.

>> No.10376348
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10376348

>Stop thinking about litfus

>> No.10376367

>>10376348
I wish he shot her for real
women's degeneracy is unredeemable

>> No.10376392

>>10376152
Does she have no legs?

>> No.10376395

>>10376367
Most people get into that stage of life where they want to do something meaningful and be on the right side of history. She was unfortunate to not do her research and end up on camera being silly, it could happen to anyone when they are in their young(ish) years, we should have compassion for our sheep who stray from the herd, she is probably a lovely soul.

>> No.10376400

>>10376395
>end up on camera

wew she posted far far more herself, it's not just being caught on camera.

>> No.10376453

>>10376367
>Neetshee
>degenerate
Heh pick one kiddo...

>> No.10376625

>>10376152
moar onties plox

>> No.10376656

>>10376152
My future wife doesn't read because she isn't some ugly nerd.

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10376756

>>10376152
Kek, I thought I was the only one who does this. It's not limited to just reading, but she might be watching during other activities as well, like lifting and stuff like that. Today I imagined her feeling pretty disappointed, when I failed 19-day-long streak of nofap — thrice. Luckily I can say that for the most part she must pretty pleased with what she sees, although sometimes maybe a bit weirded out.

>> No.10376921

>>10376152
>Have you ever imagined your future wife observing you through your own eyes while you read?
So she's observing the book page?

>> No.10376941

did anyone save her videos

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/zng9hd0s8t6h4/carliclaire

heres the carli videos, but I have no ontilogicool

>> No.10376967

No but I've imagined my current wife stretched out by huge cocks

>> No.10377104

>>10376967
I could help with that.

>> No.10377142

>>10377104
You'll beat me with a shovel until I stop moving?

>> No.10377532

>>10377142
I meant the cock inside your wife part.

>> No.10377539

>>10376152
you're a neurotic pseud with a burgeoning self-esteem problem, you're going to always reek of angst and self-abuse. I wouldn't go near you with a 1000 foot pole if I was a woman.

>> No.10377963

How lonely do you have to be that you create an imaginary gf that judges you?

>> No.10377980

>>10376656
This. My future wife is out there fucking some Chad right now.

>> No.10378371

>>10376941
I saved some.

>> No.10378384

>>10376152
sounds like you're projecting your ego onto something

see ego death

>> No.10378394

>>10377532
Oh, well, she's one of those ultra loyal girls, honestly it's wonderful and there's no woman I love more than her