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I wrote a zombie Nietzsche story about him stabbing the crap out of his sister. Something about that gore sates some desire, hidden even from me.

>> No.10373573

>>10373571
sounds gay as fuck

>> No.10373579

>>10373571
yeah that's real lame dude. hope you deleted it the next morning.

>> No.10373833

>>10373571
I think I jacked off to a sex scene in an Irvine Welsh novel. I just remember reading a book, jacking off and cumming. I may not have even been reading a sex scene. I was just fucking horny. Probably blew a load at the climax of "The Grand Inquisitor" now that I think about it.

>> No.10373841

I write poetry in Middle Egyptian Hieroglyphs more than my three other known languages and write under a pseudonym so the crooked, Liberal publishing industry can't see I'm white.

>> No.10373849

>>10373573
Touché with aLamee
La may

>> No.10373854

>>10373841
You get chopped up, real quick-like.

>> No.10373858

>>10373854
Elaborate

>> No.10373873

>>10373571
Ive spent 500 US on commissioning fanfics.

>> No.10373891

>>10373841
>I write poetry in Middle Egyptian Hieroglyphs
how did you learn this

>> No.10373902

>>10373858
Your bellybutton is now a fiddlehead in my ragout.

>> No.10373920

>>10373891
I began learning when I was 17. It just enthralled me and it became a fun hobby, as I was and still am a paleophile and I thought it was a fun logic game.

I picked up Gardner's Egyptian Grammar and studied for a year or so with supplementary poetry, documents, emails with egyptologists, and time.

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10373936

>>10373920
>having determination and will to do something fun and useful with your time like learning a language
>meanwhile I am accomplishing nothing with my life so I'll just insult you so I can feel better
ur a fag

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10373942

>>10373936

>> No.10373986

>>10373942
>
Stanza is Italian for room? Can an Italian confirm?

>> No.10373997

>>10373986
yes
t. someone who studied italian for years and speaks with native italians regularly

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10374004

>>10373936
lol'd

>> No.10374755

>>10373997
Thank my confession is that half my books are pro
bably stained by my own blood.

>> No.10374764

>>10373571
I never look up words when I'm reading a book. I just try to infer what they mean, looking them up just breaks up the flow of the text and doesn't really add much since the meanings can generally be inferred.

>> No.10375386

>>10373873


Bravo!

>> No.10375397

>>10374764
I'm the complete opposite, I want my study books to be written like a study bible; several different interpretations of the text, the historical and cultural context, and a included etymology/dictionary for every word.

>> No.10375470

>>10373841

>> No.10375481

>>10373841
I think so little people write in hieroglyphics that there’s little reason to care about a pseudonym either way.

>> No.10375680

>>10373920
For a second I thought you said pedophile