/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.10369308]

What a meme one, Mr. Pynch:
Can he even really feel?
His work's a stranger to itself, and it lacks mainstream appeal, Mr. Pynch
Like a phallic banana with a greasy black peel!

What a paranoid, Mr. Pynch
Your heart's an adenoid
Your brain is full of slothrops, you take cough drops and read Freud, Mr. Pynch
Plus you avoid ever staying employed!

You're a foul mouth, Mr. Pynch
You have shit-streaks in your smile
You wrote a coprophagic treatise 'bout a greasy pedophile, Mr. Pynch
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the greasy pedophile!

You've got dumb songs, Mr. Pynch
You're the 60s 4chan kid
You've got a closet full of more than sixty skeletons, Mr. Pynch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Bongs! Songs! Dongs"!

You're a soyboy, Mr. Pynch
You're the king of leftist ploys
You think's a weed's a hearty breakfast, you were racist as a boy, Mr. Pynch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

[Anonymous No.10369310]

>>10369308
>it lacks mainstream appeal

[Anonymous No.10369394]

>>10369310

[Anonymous No.10369485]

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