/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.1034442]

In an effort to make /lit/ more expressive,
I have an I idea I think most impressive--
What if, in Anons' attempts to kill time,
We posted in a topic where all posts must rhyme?

Before spiteful responses, homophobic and terse,
At least try your hands at typing a verse,
Though "OP is a faggot" will surely be posted,
We might have some laughs before I get roasted.

[Anonymous No.1034447]

op is a struggling poet who needs our support

[Anonymous No.1034450]

I didn't realize
that poetry had to rhyme
nigger

[Anonymous No.1034454]

>>1034447

Oh, what a stupidly useless retort!

[Anonymous No.1034456]

Wow.
Now.
Somehow.
You expect us to give a shit
oversensitive c/lit/.

[Anonymous No.1034461]

>>1034450

It's true poetry need not rhyme,
But this topic be far from a poem,
So when you post here, nigger my dear
Your poetical skills--you should show 'em.

[Anonymous No.1034464]

not my work. but funny nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.1034468]

OP, I think this is a neat idea for a thread
but unfortunately some other posters would rather see it dead
it's an alright idea, but as you can see here
It would be better when the /b/tards go to bed

[Anonymous No.1034470]

>>1034464
You need help.

[Anonymous No.1034474]

[Anonymous No.1034478]

rather than start a new thread:

Am I really flushing life down the toliet?
Wrapped in tissue and hiding in fear
Saying I'm taking a dump
When really I'm...well you know...hump hump hump
Well I hope the life doesn't live too long or in pain
for there's be much more water than plane
So next time when I produce that...stuff
I'll throw in some salt and other..stuff
And maybe not take a dump
Because I doubt they'd like the smell

[Anonymous No.1034494]

>>1034468

This Anon is a gentleman and a scholar!
He valiantly rises above all /lit/'s squalor!
He sees that we may still have discussion
Even while we rhyme; there's no repercussion.

[Anonymous No.1034496]

i know it killed you when i killed you
when you found out you were deaded
by someone i thought id never the heart to kill
and i did, all these memories, these precious jewels i poured over in velvet; just velveteen (the cheesiest!) it rotted, it did
the prongs slipped and out fells point.

that randall jarrell ka'lell line about does my cat get
medals for the mice

or whatever.

i can't sorries, they moat me, and deserted i'm angry
until i do with the mad that i feel i see
i deserve it
okay then.

i fight swimming. i waste all my energy treading water is all i should do.
my lungs will go i won't be eaten.

who cares for acres? i graduated. im an adult now. im and adult and they fatal flaws are flanging about. already.

[Anonymous No.1034500]

>>1034468

Thou impliest that a /b/tard sleeps,
That he is not a monstrous beast,
Many formed, many faced he leaps,
From thread to thread he feasts
On anguish which he trolls up from the deep.

[Anonymous No.1034504]

New rule: everytime on /lit/ must rhyme

[Anonymous No.1034514]

>>1034500

I must implore a /b/tard is mortal
because I have had access to a portal
into the working's into these creatures minds
they're all thirteen with language quite obscene
and that is how the monsters are defined

[Anonymous No.1034526]

>>1034504
A jaunty idea,
A brilliant proposal,
Perhaps it would lead to
The angsty free-verse's disposal?

[Anonymous No.1034537]

A novel conceptual thread this could be,
but, alas, it's confounded by douchebaggery.
Yet I'll post one or two
that are structured like poo
but they will sound like a limerick to me.

[Anonymous No.1034547]

A fine idea my friend,
I'll give it a try
but before this thread ends
one of us will die

[Anonymous No.1034591]

>>1034547

A challenge?
You jest, sir. Nothing more.
For if you came at me I would wrestle you to the floor
and into your rectum thrust my phalange.

It's a man's world.

[Anonymous No.1034627]

>>1034547

Hark! Anon's dark prophecy,
The thought will make your throat lump,
For there seems only to be,
We posters three,
Which is why this thread's needing a bump!

[Anonymous No.1034646]

>>1034627
Hay guise, what's going on he--oh. Oh, Jesus. See you later, I guess.

[Anonymous No.1034654]

>>1034646
I think I love you.

[Anonymous No.1034669]

>>1034654

Tsk tsk. In rhyme, please.

[Anonymous No.1034700]

lips from the pipe
now i type
listening to funk bass jams on youtube
as i stroke all my pubes
see this thread on /lit/
massage my clit
though i am not a girl
i OP IS A FAGGOT HAHA

[Anonymous No.1034703]

>>1034654
O! Our love shall ne're be...
Curse Anon's dark prophecy!
As the last vestige of sweet life fades,
I implore you--exact revenge with your blade!

[Anonymous No.1034730]

I say unto you chaps:
There is no turning back!
From the squeak and the clack
O' the press!

You best hold it closed!
'cause everyone knows,
that bitch should not have
opened the chest.

[Anonymous No.1034802]

>>1034703

[Anonymous No.1034946]

The deed is done, the frog is dead,
His body--left to the maggots.
What now should we do with this thread?
OP IS A GIANT FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.1035081]

i'm bored today, of 4chan's /lit/
the threads I see, the same old shit,
some hipster bashing, 100 posts
'what's the book you like the most?'

sci-fi garbage held aloft
a thread about paradife loft
pop culture authors on demand,
inevitably, some ayn rand.

i rather like the gifting threads
so i'll browse amazon instead
and hopefully some kind anon
will buy me the boxed set of sherlock hound

http://www.amazon.co.uk/wishlist/3RYDXYI46JQCJ

[Anonymous No.1035101]

bump

elephant

[Anonymous No.1035370]

Well, this thread was a neat conception,
But it seems to be losing it's steam,
I'm off to /tv/ to discuss Inception,
and whether it was all a dream.

(also... bump. and if it was a dream, that ending's bullsh!t)

[Anonymous No.1035380]

>>1034946
*OP IS A GIANT FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.1035399]

>>1035370

it was a dream, a dream of sorts
an inception planned to induce a thought,
when di caprio returned, on board the plane,
at the airport he was greeted by michael caine.

do you remember the scene, at an early stage,
leonardo came to find ellen page?
when he spoke to michael caine, about his family,
caine told him to 'come back to reality'

[Anonymous No.1035405]

>>1035380
Surely you jest, or seek nerd-raging glamor
As if creative works must follow conventional grammar!

[Anonymous No.1035414]

>>1035399

A point well-taken, but I'll give it some trouble--
Did you not notice the top slightly wobble?
Also, whilst dreaming, DeCaprio wore his wedding ring,
Yet during the last sequence, displayed no such thing.

[Anonymous No.1035413]

>>1035405
Surely I jest.
I think it sounds funny to call OP a faggots

[Anonymous No.1035420]

>>1035081
A post of wit!
On my dear /lit/.
Your verse brings our parts to a sum,
And to your post, I cum.

[Anonymous No.1035458]

>>1035420

The thought of another pleasuring
Himself to a post is weathering
My will to resist,
So I fap with full fist,
And all over the keyboard go splattering.

[Anonymous No.1035471]

>>1035420
>>1035458

Two anons! Oh me, oh my...
Reaching into my trousers, I cock the brow of my eye,
And join in generating jism so slyly.

[Anonymous No.1035473]

>>1035458
We two share a love,
For inspiring poesy,
Lines that invoke an "Ungh!"
As my cheeks go rosy

But with love comes strife,
The execution can be tricky,
I have no wife,
So now my keyboard is sticky.

[Anonymous No.1035475]

This thread, I'm not sure it works!
Degenerating into circle jerks...

[Anonymous No.1035489]

Dearest /lit/fags, I must know
If at night, the /b/tards go?

Can we get the threads of gentlemen
Filled with wit, respect, and acumen?

Dearest fags, your reply I await.
(I hope insults are not my fate).

[Anonymous No.1035494]

>>1035370
>>1035399
>>1035414

At least we can agree Joseph Gordon-Levitt was great.
And of course this isn't subtle Stagolee bait...

[Stagolee !0Pey/QLK3E No.1035504]

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

[Anonymous No.1035509]

>>1035458

sitting in my chair
wanking at full tilt
I gurn skywards
goojing my cock
holding the hilt
spiralling into
ecstasy
I love you /lit/!
do you love me?

[Anonymous No.1035510]

>>1035494
Damnit man, you had to bait
And now the faggotry won't wait
Your apologies arrive too late
If you made them yesterday, mate

[Anonymous No.1035511]

>>1035489
Unfortunately we cannot see,
Whether the time rids us of denizens of /b/,
Is cancer grown or are seeds sewn?
Do they all share just one time zone?

These questions I fear require wisdom,
Not from a sage (dare ye?) but from an oracle,
If only we pretended that we simply hid them,
For their actions are deplorable.

Alas, we are but internet beings,
Men behind computer screens,
We deal simply in the textual,
Oh yes, and you sir, are a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.1035520]

How do you archive a thread? It's important and related to this thread: I wanna archive it.

[Anonymous No.1035535]

>>1035511
Homosexual I am not,
And /b/ faggotry does rot
the good discussion lot.

But perhaps sleep does sedate
All the underage and jail bait.

While the grownups are stay awake
Kids go to sleep, for school's sake.

[Anonymous No.1035551]

>>1035520
If you really must know,
4chanarchive.org is where you go.

There you go to request interface
And in the "thread id" space

"1034442" you must write,
And follow the directions on the site.

[Anonymous No.1035565]

>>1034464
That's amazing.

[Anonymous No.1035578]

Some may call me a hipster,
But I just like good literature,
Yeah I got a big head,
Comes from being well-read,
If you quote Pynchon I'll probably tell you that was well-said.

But bottom line is every day is a hustle,
Got In the Aeroplane Over the Sea always on shuffle,
Skate around to the coffee shop,
Pull out Ulysses and own the block.

It's hard out here being hip,
Kids without the skinny jeans always giving me lip,
But they can't match me,
got the 70's T -
The matchin' goatee -
Probably wearin' goggles but you know I don't ski

But baby just let me read,
Big books, big words, it's all I need,
I was reading anything written by a dead Russian,
While you kids were in a classroom sippin' robitussin.

Come at me

[Anonymous No.1035608]

There once was a man who Bumped
He did it whilst taking a dump

He posted in threads
Though is poop was a turtlehead

and now the Op is still a faggot!

[Anonymous No.1035617]

There once was a nigger who stole
He was caught and got raped in his hole

In jail he did mope
In fear of dropping soap

Until his mother joined him for selling dope.

[Anonymous No.1035659]

There once was a kid from 4chan
Asked to write poems? "I can!"
Wrote a shitty limerick
And then some other dick
Was a faggot and fellated a man.

[Anonymous No.1036054]

Oh, the horror.
I live, but I am dead.
oh, the horror
of life inside my head.

oh, the misery,
so much yet to come,
oh, the misery,
what has my life become?

oh, internet,
I don't like you
for what you've done.
Oh, humans on the little planet
the meteors see us gawping
as they shoot across their sky

[Anonymous No.1036061]

>>1036054
You're doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.1036092]

I was broken then... but now I'm picking up the pieces... slowly, but surely.

I was tired then... but now I'm breathing... calmly and purely.

I was scared then... but now I'm removing the covers... shakily, not strongly.

I was negative then... but now I'm getting sunshine... dimly and timidly.

I was bored then... but now I'm... oh wait, I'm still bored, aren't I?

I was shy then... but... I'll get back on this later.

[Anonymous No.1036098]

>>1036092
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.1036119]

Durch die Wolken sehe ich die Sonne,
Unser Kreuz dreht nicht, es fällt zur Erde.
Solche Rosa und Gold! Eine Wonne
Finden wir hier an die Feuerherde.

Im sterben, sie anzündet die Himmel.
Sie gibt eine letzte ruhmreiche Schau.
Dann drapiert Dunkel an dem Gewimmel.
Alles Leben wird schwarz und grau.

So ist unser heiliges Deutschland.
Wir werden ohne Anmut untergehen!
Mit Fäuste voller völkischer Brand,
Sie werden unseren Endschein ansehen!

[Anonymous No.1036154]

A sonnet for OP:

nigger
niggers
niggers
nigger
cunt dick
penis
penis
cunt dick
mother
fucker
OP
is a
fucking
faggot

[Anonymous No.1036157]

ITT 14 years-old fags.

The 17th century is over. Your English teacher lied to you: poetry is not all about rhymes.

[Anonymous No.1036572]

>>1036157

[Anonymous No.1036574]

>>1036157

It fucking should be, have you seen some of the shit that claims to be poetry nowadays? It's basically a story written by someone who doesn't appear to have any clue about sentence structure.

[Anonymous No.1036576]

>>1036157

Op only said that it was time
that each post contain rhyme

[Anonymous No.1036596]

>>1036576

Indubitably! Indeed! This man gets the idea!
Preach it from the mountaintops, make the point clear!
So strange that so few understand the intention,
Perhaps /lit/ needs to work on reading comprehension?

[Anonymous No.1036607]

Don't tell me what to do,
or your mouth I will screw.
You guys are total queers;
lick my phallic spheres.