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[Anonymous No.10341938]

>favorite book
>Age
>net worth
>number of girls you've had sex with

Now, don't actually post it - nobody cares about your LARP. Just realize you were about to lie to anons to impress them. Stop lying to yourself

[Anonymous No.10341949]

>>10341938
>Paradise Lost
>19
>idk stdudent
>0
speak for yourself op

[Anonymous No.10341957]

>bought ENG at 9000 sats

[Anonymous No.10341966]

Honestly..
>Finnegan's Wake
>16
>$39 million trust fund
>lost count after 100 lol

[Anonymous No.10341983]

>>10341938
The Selfish Gene
23
dude I dunno probably some kit kats
0

[Anonymous No.10341989]

>>10341938
>homage to catalonia
>23
>1600€
>kissless virgin

[Anonymous No.10341997]

The Stranger
22
30k
5

[Anonymous No.10342001]

>>10341938
>L'écume des Jours
>23
>10k
>0

[Anonymous No.10342004]

>>10341938
>0
>$0
>0

[Anonymous No.10342011]

>>10342001
>0
That's because you are a girl.

[Anonymous No.10342018]

The stranger of Albert Camus
19
Im a student idk
9

[Anonymous No.10342025]

Savage Detectives
23
£20k inheritance knocking about
1

[Anonymous No.10342029]

The Shadow Over Innsmouth
30
Maybe $3000
3

[Anonymous No.10342031]

>>10342011
Nah, I'm a neckbeard with shit teeth. Still bretty happy

[Anonymous No.10342032]

Why would I lie about the two worst measures of human worth?

[Anonymous No.10342035]

The Ego and Its Own
23
$700
1

[Anonymous No.10342039]

>>10341938
>Brothers Karamazov
>22
>over 9000
>it's not gay if you dress like a girl

[Anonymous No.10342040]

>Kokoro
>23
>-$5000
>0

[Anonymous No.10342041]

>>10342032
Came here to post this

[Anonymous No.10342043]

>>10341938
>crime and punishment
>19
>$0
>0

[Anonymous No.10342046]

The Cossacks
21
1k€
0

[Anonymous No.10342051]

>The Street of Crocodiles
>19
>$0
>0

[Anonymous No.10342058]

The Aeneid
22
poor student
0

[Anonymous No.10342075]

Dracula
20
$300~
0(unless you count gays)

[Anonymous No.10342090]

>>10342018
>mentally incontinent borderline child with edgy pleb taste has had the most sex

Color me surprised

[Anonymous No.10342091]

>>10341938
>gravitys rainbow
>25
>400k
>7

[Anonymous No.10342095]

The Death of Virgil
24
$0
12

[Anonymous No.10342113]

>Of Mice and Men
>24
>somewhere between 30000-35000
>5

[Anonymous No.10342114]

>>10341938
butchers crossing
26
about 50 thousand thanks to the stocks.
2 hookers

[Anonymous No.10342124]

>Moby-Dick
>20
>in debt
>1

[Anonymous No.10342141]

>>10341938
>difference and repetition
>26
>worthless
>48

[Anonymous No.10342143]

>Our Lady of the Flowers
>31
>around 1500 (?) I must qualify that by saying I have a kid so all my money goes to my family's upkeep but also I am terrible with money and spent my 20's addicted to heroin
>at least 15

[Anonymous No.10342145]

>>10341938
>either/or probably, because it's my go to when travelling
>24
>$40,000
>stopped counting and being a whore in my own respect after about 20 women

[Anonymous No.10342147]

Moby Dick
24
15k
23 free (if you count whores 100+)

[Anonymous No.10342156]

>>10341938
>>favorite book
The Iliad
>>Age
23
>>net worth
I guess $50000 since that's all I have in savings and I don't own any property
>>number of girls you've had sex with
I've only had sex with 1 girl, but I slept in the same bed as 3 others and had the opportunity to have sex with them. I turned them down because I was going through a retarded Christian "can't have sex before marriage" phase at the time. Now I struggle to get pussy

[Anonymous No.10342158]

>>10341938
>No Longer Human
>18
>$0
>0
Not lying, not impressing anyone, so you're doubly wrong.

[Anonymous No.10342159]

>>10342143
>addicted to heroin
im sorry to hear that. really bums me out to hear stuff like this. i hope you are well adjusted now and better without it.

[Anonymous No.10342165]

>>10342090
How can one be "mentally incontinent"?

[Anonymous No.10342167]

>A Picture of Dorian Gray
>20
>4 dollars
>23

[Anonymous No.10342176]

>Journey to the End of the Night
>23
>$45k
>0

[Anonymous No.10342178]

>>10342143
https://youtu.be/2AIJuRGYmWk

[Anonymous No.10342182]

>>10341966
Fuck you, inferior worm

>Anatomy of Melancholy
>12
>783 million
>3.5 billion including your mom

p.s le wake up irish man is just a meme. it doesn't actually mean anything and is just a big joke on pseuds.

[Anonymous No.10342198]

>>10341938
>The Silmarillion
>21
>19k euros
>0

[Anonymous No.10342200]

>>10341938
Solaris
27
40k USD (90k salary)
8

[Anonymous No.10342204]

>>10341949
>>10341966
>>10341983
>>10341989
>>10341997
>>10342001
>>10342004
>>10342018
>>10342025
>>10342029
>>10342035
>>10342039
>>10342040
>>10342043
>>10342046
>>10342051
>>10342058
>>10342075
>>10342091
>>10342095
>>10342113
>>10342114
>>10342124
>>10342141
>>10342143
>>10342145
>>10342147
>>10342156
>>10342158
>>10342167
>>10342176
>>10342182
>>10342198
>>10342200

[Anonymous No.10342217]

>>10341989
>Orwell
Patrician taste desu

[Anonymous No.10342232]

Anna Karenina
24
$700,000
7

[Anonymous No.10342235]

Neuromancer
26
In denbt
2

[Anonymous No.10342241]

>A Farewell to Arms
>23
>$8,000
>2

[Anonymous No.10342242]

>>10341938

>Mysteries by Hamsun
>24
>shit-tier, if I sold all my things it'd probably be around 5000 USD
>12

[Anonymous No.10342245]

>>10341938
>stuff matters
>20
>student
>0

[Anonymous No.10342246]

>>10342167
>23
>a picture of Dorian gray

He said how many women you've fucked, I don't care about the 23 dicks you've taken

[Anonymous No.10342248]

how the fuck do you calculate your net worth

[Anonymous No.10342250]

>>10342246
Some of us on this earth are actually attractive
Sorry that your not

[Anonymous No.10342254]

>>10342248
Cash+assets-debt=net worth.
This is my understanding, but I'm not good with money.

[Anonymous No.10342261]

>Crime and Punishment
>18
>$7,000
>0, but hoping to change that very soon

[Anonymous No.10342268]

>>10342254
seems logical

[Anonymous No.10342269]

>Dune
>25
>about $1200
>2

[Anonymous No.10342277]

>>10342250

[Anonymous No.10342531]

>>10341938
>Just realize you were about to lie to anons to impress them.
Get out of my mind!

[Anonymous No.10342555]

>>10341938
>Critique of Pure Reason
>22
>~$3000 (i'm a student)
>0

[Anonymous No.10342581]

>the savage detectives
>18
>student
>five (but boys, actually)

[Anonymous No.10342587]

>>10342204
whats ur problem dude

[Anonymous No.10342606]

>>10342581
Cheks out

[Anonymous No.10342622]

>Oblomov
>22
>Around 10k or so
>lol

[Anonymous No.10342671]

>>10341938
>Moby Dick
>23
>Like $20 or something
>0

[Anonymous No.10342676]

>J R
>19
>7k
>1 (with my girlfriend since 18)

[Anonymous No.10342679]

2001: A Space Oddessy
29 yo
£500,000
27 girls

[Anonymous No.10342698]

The Illiad
28
12,789
3, if you include hookers then 27

[Anonymous No.10342705]

>>10341938
Sorry, madman on the loose.

[Anonymous No.10342707]

>>10341938
>The Sun Also Rises
>22
>in debt because of school, ~3000 in my bank account
>0. I try to be a good Christian and not have sex with my girlfriend but she still gives me blowjobs. I’m a lustful sinner.

[Anonymous No.10342768]

>>10342204
Don't ever @ me again

[Anonymous No.10342822]

>>10342606

so, i need ask
why are you guys so fucking virgins?

i mean, jesus christ

[Anonymous No.10342832]

>>10342822
Why can't you speak English?

[Anonymous No.10342838]

>>10342832

it is more hard than fuck girls

[Anonymous No.10342856]

>>10341938

>Fear and Trembling
>23
>like negative 20,000 and counting
>2

>>10341989
senpai

>>10342043
also senpai

>>10342241
found this book nauseatingly boring I think I'm a huge faggot

[Anonymous No.10342864]

> pic related, specifically this 1981 printing from a larger collection of great Kawabata translations
> 26
> ~133k liquid, ~20k possessions
> 0

>>10342040
>>10342158
Nice taste mates.

[Anonymous No.10342867]

>Grapes of Wrath
>21
>0 fucking dollars
>1 and a couple of blow jobs from other girls (I have to mention this blow job part because I am insecure about my 1 intercourse partner)

[Anonymous No.10342868]

>Gravity's Rainbow
>24
>implying
>probably five or six, my dude

[Anonymous No.10342888]

>>10341938
>Probably The Road
>20
>H-haha
>0

[Anonymous No.10342890]

>>10342698
goals desu

[Anonymous No.10342891]

Maldoror
24
-0
1

[Anonymous No.10342898]

>>10341938
>Merleau-ponty: phenomenology of perception
>23
>25000 of savings from my family for my education
>2

[Anonymous No.10342901]

>Philosophical Investigations
>21
>$54
>2

[Anonymous No.10342918]

>>10341938
>The Course of the Heart by MJ Harrison and Alice Fell by Emma Tennant
>24
>hahaha debt and no savings and no assets
>8 (but did I enjoy any of it haha or was it gross and weird haha kinda make me feel anxious lol haha greath thread guys)

[Anonymous No.10342932]

>>10342242
Man I love that book read it every year

[Anonymous No.10342936]

>>10342250
I'm "good looking" but personality and awkwardness kills it

[Anonymous No.10343008]

>>10341938
>The Idiot
>21
>Student
>Zero. I've dated 4 girls, was making out almost naked with 2 of them but was always afraid of moving further and never felt like being in a relationship for more than 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.10343014]

>>10341938
i dont have a favorite book
19
zero
ive had sex with one guy

[Anonymous No.10343026]

>>10343008
And now i'm balding, sick af and about to kms so i guess i'm staying virgin forever

[Anonymous No.10343062]

>>10341938
The idiot
19
64$
0 (unless you include boys)

[Anonymous No.10343071]

>>10341938
>Breakfast of Champions
>23
>5 million (startup equity bux, can't actually spend any of it)
>50 something (college in Austin is ez mode for casual hookups)

[Anonymous No.10343119]

>Plato's Republic
>21
>net worth: somewhere off the coast of the Balkan Islands
what was the last question
>voluntary celibate as I'm in the monastery

[Anonymous No.10343122]

>>10341966
>Finnegan's Wake
>'
haven't seen this bait in a while

[Anonymous No.10343127]

>>10341938
>my self-published novel
>22
>investments tied up in multiple countries. maybe $25,000 liquid on a day's notice but more than that in assets
>who tf counts but maybe 15-20

[Anonymous No.10343131]

>>10343127
if it's 0 it's not hard to count

[Anonymous No.10343141]

>>10343131
look up stats on sexual partner averages. vast majority of people have sex with less than five people in their life.

you'll be alright, anon. just remember, the hole is lower than you would think from all your time watching porn.

[Anonymous No.10343168]

>cien años de soledad
>20
>-7.5k
>0

[Anonymous No.10343177]

>>10342698
>if you include hookers
We don't.

[Anonymous No.10343179]

>>10343168
fitting book

[Anonymous No.10343183]

>Till We Have Faces
>19
>$0
>0
reCAPTCHA came very close to identifying my true form

[Anonymous No.10343723]

>>10341938
>Petersburg, Dead Souls or Pale Fire
>20
>2,800 in the bank and a car. I am a student at a prominent university and have a job
>2

[Anonymous No.10343748]

>>10343723
>>10343723
>Dead Souls
Patrician taste, m'dude

[Anonymous No.10343757]

>>10343723
>>Petersburg, Dead Souls or Pale Fire
t.Nabokov

[Anonymous No.10343759]

>>10341938
>L'Education Sentimentale
>18
>0
>0

[Anonymous No.10343779]

the three musketeers
27
6k, 200k apartment 70% loan
10

[Anonymous No.10343784]

>>10341938
>Menuet za Kitaro
>21
>5.5

[Anonymous No.10343788]

>The Art of the Deal
>17
>$99 billion
>Lost count after 500

[Anonymous No.10343807]

>>10343127
>investments tied up in multiple countries. maybe
>$25,000 liquid on a day's notice but more than that in assets
Oh, please grow up. Nobody cares that you "invest" your allowance in Vietnamese scuba diving stocks.

[Anonymous No.10343828]

>мocквa - пeтyшки
>19
>debt
>2

[Anonymous No.10343839]

>>10341966
that isn't your favorite book.

[Anonymous No.10343843]

>>10341938
>Gespräche mit Goethe
>24
>I have about 500 american dollars in my saving account
>2

[Anonymous No.10343865]

>>10341938
>Plato's Republic
>25
>It must be something like 10k
>2

I paid them to have sex with me though.

[Anonymous No.10344338]

>ulysses
>28
>~300k
>30+

[Anonymous No.10344351]

>favorite book
De rerum natura.
>Age
24.
>net worth
Zero, I live on allowance by my parents.
>number of girls you've had sex with
Zero.

Life is good.

[Anonymous No.10344354]

>>10342178
Lol
>>10342159
I am pretty well adjusted now, thanks for the compassionate response. It bums me out to think of it too especially since it has become and epidemic so to speak.

[Anonymous No.10344360]

>The Bible (the Gospel of Matthew if I have to pick just one book)
>23
>6000 USD
>0

[Anonymous No.10344365]

>Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars Trilogy
>28
>Around 300k
>4 F, 2 M

[Anonymous No.10344451]

blood meridian
24
$700,000 CAD (non-inherited)
0

[Anonymous No.10344482]

>48 laws of power
>19
>$60000
>0

[Anonymous No.10344516]

Capital
22
Less than nothing
9F 5M

[Anonymous No.10344522]

23
1
Probably around 1000
Catch 22

[Anonymous No.10344529]

>chuang tzu
>thirty
>this laptop
>two real ones and three payed

im no longer at the stage where i want to impress others but at that where i want to impress myself by saying 'the truth'.
also, 'trying to impress others' is a natural human tendency, thats how human life can be preserved collectively, as so is 'lying to yourself', thats how human life can be preserved individually.
if one were to be fully indifferent to others the species would disappear, if one were not to tell oneself a self-saving story no survival (through effective action) would be possible.

>>10342891
>Maldoror

thats the second best one

[Anonymous No.10344535]

>>10341966

Lol, get outta here

[Anonymous No.10344544]

>IJ
>31
>Massive debt (student loans, mortgage)
>9

[Anonymous No.10344602]

>East of Eden
>21
>6k-student debt = -1k
>1 prostitute at 19

[Anonymous No.10344618]

>>10341938
>Stoner
>20
>my complete assets are comprised of €4.20 residing in my steam account
>3

[Anonymous No.10345021]

>>10341938
>Ficciones
>22
>~£2k
>3

I find it funny that the most effective datamining thread I've seen on this board is the one that tells you not to answer.

[Anonymous No.10345068]

>>10345021
>not to answer.

newfag, that has nothing to do with the amount of aswaers

these threads get so many replies because they ask for personal choices or particularities, which is what this site is about mostly: getting personalized attention, or a replacement for it. which happens every time you see a (you)