[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 1.05 MB, 799x807, 1496952346997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10337190 No.10337190 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, this is literally me. I've been rejected 2000+ times for publication in the past month alone. Why don't the pleb publishers like my 250 page post-postironic novel about masturbation? Is it because I've used the word """nigger""" 55,000 times inside or is it simply because theyre postmodernists? I just start sending my work in behind a female African pseudonym, then I will get accepted for sure.

>> No.10337200

baiting newfags again, eh OP?

>> No.10337203

Most of the female and ethnic authors including Jewish authors being published today are white men with pseudonyms who had to resort to that to get published.

>> No.10337238

>>10337190
Just self-publish

>> No.10337473

>>10337190
Such a half send kinda post

>> No.10337558

How's the plot?

>> No.10337611

>>10337190

2000+ a month

66 submissions a day

assuming you're awake for 12 hours, that's a submission every twelve minutes. are you sending out the same thing?

did you ever consider that being published today is like winning a three-legged race?

why do you want to be published? do you imagine women will want to fuck you?

>> No.10337633

>>10337190
>vasily shulzhenko

thank you for showing me him

>> No.10337636

Just self-publish on kindle unlimited

>> No.10337642

You're probably trying too hard. Just like with this shitpost.

>> No.10337766

>>10337611
>send out 2000 submissions
>6 publishers got back to me and said they are already in the process of publishing my work
W-what do I do?

>> No.10337775

>people haven't seen the 22% 'nigger' novella bread from last week

>> No.10337795

>>10337766
Mass murder usually gets stuff you wrote noticed.

>> No.10338704
File: 157 KB, 633x758, 1489580942035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10338704

I blew my chance to get a legitimate publishing gig as early as senior year of highschool. My teacher was a published author and LOVED my work. She told me that she'd do whatever it took to make sure my talent was not wasted, but I was too nervous to write anything significant because I believed that she was just tired of reading so many average high-school kid papers.