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>Not starting with the Mesopotamians

>> No.10329887

>>10329859
>he unironically forgot to start with uh
oh poo

>> No.10329895

>>10329859
Only worth it if you're into accounting

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>>10329859
>tfw occult autist that started by reading babies first book, the simon necronomicon, by proxy starting with the mesopotamians

>> No.10330009

>>10329859
you mean the Old Testament?

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>>10330009

The New Testament is older than the Old Testament

>> No.10330073

>>10329859
>Mesopotamians
>Mess o' potato mens
This thread is now about your favorite Irish authors

>> No.10330156

>>10329859
Cry until you start bleeding from every pore in your body.

>> No.10330779

>>10329859
Bronze Age is best age.

>> No.10330959
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Pioneer with the Paleolithic.

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>>10330959
>not starting with cave art

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>starts with the Atlanteans

>> No.10331272

>>10329859
I was unironically waiting for this thread.

>> No.10331281

>>10331260
>dog men with bow and spear
Wut

>> No.10331282

>>10331272
What are you going to do now, now that you're done waiting?

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>>10331260
Cave art is unironically patrician.

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>>10331283
them niggas had mad aesthetics yo

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>>10331281
2deep4you?

>> No.10331299

>>10331260
Bottom left is definitely twerking

>> No.10331304

>>10331299
i wish it showed top right from the other side so we could see dat ass

>> No.10331307

>>10331282
Discuss how great the myth of Inanna and the Huluppu tree is with my fellow patricians, of course.

>> No.10331317

>>10329967
The Simon Necronomicon is just dreadful fanfiction

>> No.10331329

I'm seriously considering learning Akkadian.

>> No.10331445

>>10331297
Nisroch >>> Thoth

>> No.10331479

Which book is the best and why is it the Epic of Gilgamesh?

>> No.10331545

>He didn't start with the Nothing

Plebs

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>>10329859
>getting started in the first place

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>>10331445
Truer words have never been spoken.

>> No.10331816

>>10331317
exactly, but 14 year old me was too edgy to pass it up, and it caused me to start with the mesopotamians when I got bored of larping

>> No.10331838

Does anyone here actually like Mesopotamian stuff? Because I do.

>> No.10332017

>>10331838
how accurate are the translations tho?

>> No.10332042

>>10331579
>those hip dips

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>He fell for the "Cradle of Civilization meme"

Let me know when you figure out the REAL origin of all Western thought

>> No.10332103

>>10329859
>not starting with oral traditions so ancient they haven't been preserved in writing
Sorry, you'll never be a true patrician.

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>>10332042
You got a problem, lad?

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>Not starting with paleogeology
Are there people who unironically do this?

>> No.10332205

>he wants to study ancient literature without reading history
>he wants to study history without studying anthropology
>he wants to study anthropology without studying psychology
>he wants to study psychology without studying philosophy
>he wants to study philosophy without studying logic
>he wants to study logic without studying mathematics
>he wants to read mathematical texts without having read ancient literature

nice one

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>>10332205
>tfw too intelligent to want

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>>10332093
>He fell for the Egyptian craze

>> No.10332369

>>10332093
thule?

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>>10332369
>>10332341
guess again

>> No.10332415

>>10332017
I'll get back to you as soon as I'll be able to read the originals, so give me like 10 more years.
In all seriousness though, translations like the ones below should be accurate, at least in a sense that they don't randomly fill in the blanks.
>The Lord ...... clouds of dust. In his battle he smote the Mountains with a cudgel. The Car-ur made the storm-wind rise to heaven, scattering the people; like ...... it tore. Its venom alone destroyed the townspeople. The destructive mace set fire to the Mountains, the murderous weapon smashed skulls with its painful teeth, the club which tears out entrails gnashed its teeth.

>The bull that eats up the black soup, the astral holy bull-calf (i.e. the moon), came to watch over him. He shines (?) in the heavens like the morning star, he spreads bright light in the night. Suen, who is greeted as the new moon, father Nanna, gives the direction for the rising Utu. The glorious lord whom the crown befits, Suen, the beloved son of Enlil, the god (1 ms. has instead: the lord) reached the zenith splendidly. His brilliance like holy Cara (1 ms. has instead: Utu) (1 ms. has instead: like lapis lazuli), his starry radiance illuminated for him the mountain cave.

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>>10331445
This anon will burn in Thoth's anus

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>>10332389
I thought it was supposed to be the future, my bad. Btw,
>thinking Anunnaki didn't visit Sumer first

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>>10332543
Thoth will eat dirt in Irkalla.

>> No.10332619

>>10331281
Aliens anon.

>> No.10332682

>>10332619
Are you stupid? Those are obviously werewolves.

>> No.10332826

>>10331579
shit feet desu

>> No.10333323

>>10332826
Don't talk shit about my wife.
t. Dumuzid

>> No.10333583

This cracked me up.
>All alone <...> Enki, the wise one, toward Nintur, the country's mother, was digging his phallus into the dykes, plunging his phallus into the reedbeds. The august one pulled his phallus aside and cried out: "No man take me in the marsh."
>Enki cried out: "By the life's breath of heaven I adjure you. Lie down for me in the marsh, <...> that would be joyous."