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10322893 No.10322893 [Reply] [Original]

ITT we insult each other using poetry

>> No.10322908

Like the fire of a grave
OP was if a bundle of sticks

>> No.10322970

>>10322908
Much like a bundle of sticks, OP sucked one million dicks.

>> No.10322974
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10322974

>>10322893
There lies not but one cock,
OP hath left desert dry.
Tis his own hardened rock,
assuming respite in his eye.

>> No.10322979

>>10322970
After all that may entail
This is said: FAIL

>> No.10322981

>>10322893
no one on /lit/ has ever read any poetry

>> No.10322990

there he is, the big dum-dum
what a buffoon
what a tool
what a fool
his retardation may even reach the moon!

>> No.10322992

Sackfuls of Richards
OP's quivering lips
Gluttony

>> No.10322999

>>10322990
A limerick like this, no match
But to the fire in your head I say CATCH

>> No.10323011

>>10322999
what cheap wit
what preposterous a rhyme
to use full caps in it
great authors you can only wish to mime

>> No.10323047
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10323047

/lit/: "Pynchon, Greeks, Infinite Jest!"
Accolades to these, ignore all the rest.
Inspired artists turned incel autists
Writers gone wrong
Melville Dick-sailers, and in their own writing:
Failures
Purple-prose pussies
No better than /pol/.

>> No.10323062

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
OP sucks cock
And so do you.

>> No.10323071

>>10323062
>>10323047
>>10323011
>>10322999
>>10322992
>>10322990
>>10322981

affected

>> No.10323076

>>10322893
I usually keep the P89 with me
But if we get into a slug fest
I'm gonna have to use my homie's P
Like I'm trying to pass a drug test

Semis, snubs, 'matics
Let any chump have it
Razor across your face
Like you're 21 Savage

>> No.10323090

>>10322893
OP
SUCC
FUTA
CUM
BALLS
CUM
FUTA
SUCC
OP

>> No.10323115

>>10323090
who let the Dadaist in for Pete's sake
may the cold of Zurig him break

>> No.10323153

>>10323115
U
NO DA DA
NO PA PA
NO CHA CHA
NO HA HA
NO MA MA
NO LA LA
NO MA MA
NO HA HA
NO CHA CHA
NO PA PA
NO DA DA
NO
U

>> No.10323165

An anon dumped his writing on /lit/
Saying "Everyone, please, rate my shit".
He got called a retard
And was shitted on hard,
The anonymous poster from /lit/.

>> No.10323203

>>10323165
I really like this one, it feels like eating my gran's baked cookies, it smells of home.

>> No.10323547

A couplets thread? You salty dog!
OP is a faggot, and a London frog.

>> No.10323557

>>10323071
pretty good, poetry by the numbers

>> No.10323563

Sing to me, o muse, about the retardation of the son of the faggot, the man known to the most obscure corners of the world as OP, and the blight which his lack of wit brought upon the chans

>> No.10323607

In black spaces
illuminated faces
Dis
Connected
Searching

>> No.10323613

The ev'nings long and thin and gray as ice,
the tea-dark gloamings, the murdery twilight,
are ignored by him who sits there night after night,
shitposting, his vitality, his paradise.

>> No.10323622

>>10323607

brava

>> No.10323752

>>10323607
NIGGY NOGGY NIGGY NIGGY NIGGY NOGGY NOO

NIGGY NOGGY NIGGY NOGGY NOGGY

U A POO

>> No.10323761

>>10323047
This gentleman is, of course, right
But his critique aside
It's but a failure of human existence,
None better than the rest.
I am sure of it,
This man, In my country, he's nothing.

>> No.10323779

In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,
For they in thee a thousand errors note;
Nor is it my heart that love what they despise,
Who, in light of view, will never dote;
Nor are mine ears with thy tongue’s tune delighted,
Nor tender feeling, to base touches prone,
Nor taste, nor smell, desire to be invited
To any sensual feast with thee alone:
And my five wits and my five senses can
Dissuade one foolish heart from serving thee,
Who leaves unswayed the likeness of a man,
Thy proud heart’s slave and vassal wretch to be.
Only my plague thus far I count my gain,
That she that makes me sin awards me pain.

>> No.10323805

u think u tough shit cause u say nigger
but you and i know muh dick is bigger
wastin' your time on the greeks
when they're not respected on the streets

>> No.10324014

I here now sing of the decline of /lit/
From once well read, its life in shining Bloom
to now but low mcdonalds-tier /pol/ shit
/pol/ broke its banks, the_donald brought its doom
it flooded the low-boards, now reddits flume
BreKEK BreKEK KoAX KoAX, Frogs plead
to follow Peter's son and clean your room
Now rate my stack! books i will never read
Behold! from all discussion has this place been freed.

>> No.10324040

>>10323203
This is neither insulting nor poetry
Begone anon

>> No.10324059

How embarrassing,
These anons don't know a thing,
I know everything.