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Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:20:29 2017 No.10280492 [DELETED]

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>Climbs onto your bookshelf

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:22:33 2017 No.10280498 >>10280492 My book shelf isn't that big.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:23:34 2017 No.10280504 >>10280492 >>10280498 It's not big enough to be worth climbing on, either. Just stand on your tiptoes, woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:25:54 2017 No.10280506 File: 99 KB, 600x600, 635920250955689590-826907392_shortt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280504 >Just stand on your tiptoes, woman. What if she's very short?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:28:18 2017 No.10280510 >>10280506 You'd have to be really short to need to climb on my book shelf. Like the size of a cookie elf. It's only 4 feet tall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:31:20 2017 No.10280518 File: 42 KB, 500x668, climbit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:32:02 2017 No.10280520

>>10280506
I'm 5'2". I mean, yeah, I stand on a chair to get to the top of my shelf, but my bookshelf is 2/3 books deep, and it's taller than that.

Not saying it's not a good idea, but if you want to sell a bookshelf with footholds, maybe make it taller than that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:32:49 2017 No.10280521 File: 148 KB, 710x1064, shaft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:34:19 2017 No.10280525 File: 146 KB, 820x500, fallen-bookcase.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If your bookshelf fell on you, would you die?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:34:42 2017 No.10280528 >>10280492 Why doesn't she just climb the ladder normally?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:35:48 2017 No.10280534 File: 101 KB, 550x673, bookshelf5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:36:03 2017 No.10280536 >>10280525 No, because I'm too stubborn to die. Also my bookshelf is bolted into the wall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:37:13 2017 No.10280541 File: 858 KB, 1580x1185, Tianjin-Binhai-Library-by-MVRDV-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:37:52 2017 No.10280542 >>10280492 >reading Cátedra/Destino Letras Hispánicas. Mi negra

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:38:03 2017 No.10280543 >>10280525 I wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:39:15 2017 No.10280549 >>10280525 It would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 12:42:22 2017 No.10280557 >>10280521 >two sets of harry potter >one is out of sequence ooh now i'm mad

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 13:12:58 2017 No.10280649 >>10280534 That's just impractical. The interior designer must have told them to just buy a few hundred books they'll never read.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 13:17:50 2017 No.10280661 >>10280492 >>10280492 >>10280506 >>10280518 brapap

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 15:45:48 2017 No.10281087
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>>10280534
>mfw there are richfags that pay interior designers to cram create elaborate shleves and cram them with random "aesthetic" art and cooking books.

we had such client at an agency I used to work in, he didnt even read or cook, it was just for show. when we got the job I thought it was preposterous and voiced my opinion hoping everyone would agree and laugh, but apparently it's a normal thing. So if you ever see a really nice and expansive wall full of books in a really well lit loft or modern home, it probably belongs to a rich brainlet who will never touch them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 15:47:18 2017 No.10281089 File: 913 KB, 680x680, 1506443856469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280661 >there will never be a smr youtbe with a qt reading Joyce's letter and farting into a mic

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 15:48:37 2017 No.10281093 >>10281087 Uh, Yeah. How did you get into a design agency without knowing that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 15:51:55 2017 No.10281104 >>10280549 Are you a big bookshelf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 15:53:27 2017 No.10281111 >>10281093 I mostly did menial tasks. Cleanup, corrections, photo editing and reference gathering. I aint know bout all that bruh.

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:00:50 2017 No.10281138

>>10281111
Huh. Well, that's like, the first rule of design; ACAB (All Clients Are Bastards)... Clients are dumbasses, and dealing with them is a nightmare. They never know what they want, and if you do what they tell you to, it's wrong.

If you're looking for a job in the branch, just keep that in mind, and it'll look like you aren't a complete rube. I mean, if you've got a good eye, you can bullshit your way through, but just keep that in mind.

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:07:12 2017 No.10281164

>>10281138
I know about clients being retarded, it's well know even outside of design world, and I've dealt with quite a few contradicting, ignorant, and cheap clients, however I was not aware that the bookshelf wall of waste was a common request. That's why I moved away from physical design jobs to digital. Still shit clients from time to time, but changes dont take as long and I dont depend on vendors as much, which are a separate species of wretched sods.

Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:11:43 2017 No.10281177

>>10281164
Yeah. That's probably good. I wish I could have entered into a design field out of school, but I'm... not really quite suited for an agency. I'm working on being a costume and set designer for theater (not both at once, I learned my lesson), which I really do enjoy. It's hectic, but fun, and always different.

I'm just glad you're someone else working with design. It makes me happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:24:59 2017 No.10281215 >>10281177 That's really cool, it sounds like one of those jobs that give you a bit of artistic leniency. I wish you success.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:28:10 2017 No.10281223 >>10281215 Thanks dude. And yeah, that was actually the most important reason why I decided to go into it- has to be something I'd be willing to do for years, you know? I wish you success too!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:42:53 2017 No.10281263 File: 136 KB, 500x477, 1502695301060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280506 >no more 5'1" gf who had to stand on her tippy-toes to kiss you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:49:37 2017 No.10281282 File: 443 KB, 1320x1600, 22249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO GOD

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 20:25:41 2017 No.10282040 File: 44 KB, 550x736, AUzOVai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10280506 >Small girls climbing your bookshelf I feel something stirring inside me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 20:57:22 2017 No.10282141 >>10282040 We all do, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 20:58:17 2017 No.10282146 >>10280506 >>10282040 >tfw 5’2’ gf who has to push a giant ass stepstoool around the kitchen just to get anything done She’s so fucking cute it’s stupid

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 21:12:32 2017 No.10282192 >>10280541 I call bullshit, that looks like wallpaper.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 21:51:01 2017 No.10282301 >>10281263 I know that exact feel anon, I'm truly sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 22:09:38 2017 No.10282342 File: 72 KB, 412x600, Its a Stalio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10282040 >>10282146 >5’2 Kek. That Girl is the same height as Stalin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 22:11:06 2017 No.10282344 >>10280541 >>10282192 there is certainly something not right about the upper four shelves. there are lots of repeating patterns

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 22:20:43 2017 No.10282370 File: 53 KB, 750x513, ap-century-collection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10282342 >tfw have to arch back and sit on edge of chair to not look like a weird dwarf, and my feet still barely graze the ground

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 22:26:02 2017 No.10282394 File: 17 KB, 255x213, its a Stalin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10282342 >>10282370 I wonder how many people died because they chuckled at how adorable Stalin was?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 07:55:14 2017 No.10283548 >>10280528 vagina cooling

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 07:57:43 2017 No.10283561 >>10280510 >cookie elf good job anon now i know you are female and my penis is erect how is that even possible?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 07:59:39 2017 No.10283569 >>10281087 nice insulation tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 08:02:15 2017 No.10283574 >>10281087 My parents did exactly this. They have a bookshelf that goes up to the ceiling filled with 90% garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 09:16:37 2017 No.10283766 >>10282301 Thank you, anon. I'm sorry for you as well--we've really lost something special.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 14:36:11 2017 No.10284777 File: 101 KB, 468x351, book man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you want to climb on my shelf anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 14:41:08 2017 No.10284797 >>10284777 This doesn't look very comfy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 14:44:57 2017 No.10284809 >>10280521 >>10280557 >better climb up get my high harry potter, the low harry potter isn't going to cut it today

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