Columbine is love, Columbine is life! TRY NOT TO CUM!!!

[Anonymous No.10274497]

>My dad hears me and calls me a "jew."
>I knew he was jealous,
>of my devotion for Eric and Dylan.
>I called him a "nigger."
>He took all of my memes and sent me to bed.
>I'm crying, whlist memeless.
>I lay in bed with my two cum-covered Eric >and Dylan
>Waifu Pillows.
>I see the flashing colors of light-up skechers
>in my peripheral vision,
>and hear the sound of a glock loading.
>It's Eric and Dylan! I'm so happy!
>Eric whispers in my ear and says,
>"I'm gonna make Columbine look like a >fucking joke."
>They grab both of my hands.
>I pack my pistols and clips
>in my Finding Nemo backpack,
>as they take me to an all-gays school.
>We're Here!
>Dylan tosses me a loaded AR7.
>I'm ready!
>We burst open the doors in our trench coats,
>blasting Pumped-Up Kicks dubstep at 130 >decibels.
>We spray n' pray every faggot in the building,
>sending homos to hell, all at a time.
>It felt so wrong, but did it for the memes.
>They tried defending themselves
>by building a fort out of shit-encrusted dildos,
>but silver bullets pierce through rubber,
>like jet fuel melts steel beams.
>We arrived at the special ed room.
>We shot all the fag-tards down,
>as they squealed and moaned in agony.
>An autistic weeaboo attacks us
>by trying to throw ninja-star fidget spinners at >us.
>His tard strength is too strong.
>I ignite and throw my frag grenade
>with Lightning Mcqueen stickers on the projectile.
>It blows up the whole special ed room.
>Everyone's bowels passes,
>and the whole school starts to smell like >onions.
>We saw the last survivor
>fucking a tard's anus.
>He dies with his dick stuck inside.
>The dubstep music stops.
>Eric and Dylan looked at me straight in the >eyes,
>and at the same time said,
>"It's all ogre now."
>Eric and Dylan use their skecher jet air >heelies to fly away.
>I cry in joy, then sleep on a puddle of cum >and blood.
>Columbine is love, Columbine is life.

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[Anonymous No.10274505]

Anyone know any good Harris/Klebold gay fanfiction? Asking for myself.

[Anonymous No.10274512]

>>10274505
elephant (van sant, 2003)

[Anonymous No.10274515]

>>10274502
fpbp