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ITT: write "Brother, may I have some oats?" in your favorite author's style

>> No.10256088

And then we ate whale blubber!

>> No.10256095

"nigga", said the nigger according to the niggercustom inherent to his niggerways, "give ya nigga some of those niggeroats!" niggardly slobbering his nigger slobber all over the floor of his nigger apartment.

>> No.10256101

You're on the right track
Is this by a famous rappwr

>> No.10256107

Tlexictli, time gleaning through this metaphysical course of existence, I am of the state needing - may I puzzle you a chance - the seed of the common oat, to cure these oily smarts.

>> No.10256108

'Brothahhh,' Napoleon in a voiceless oink watching his breath slip away from his snout, 'brothaaaaahhhhh!' Trees bristle in the morning. His brother's giant oats, radiant white, earthly brown. His brother next to him stands drooling of Oat Breakfast. This starving day ought to be no worse than any -
Will it? Far to the east, down in the pink sky, something has just sparked, very dimly. A new star, nothing less noticeable. He leans on the wooden fence to watch...

Time to gather your hooves off the sty,
(Have some o-oats)
Brush your snout and go rolling in mud.
Wave your squiggly tail to farmy land,
Kiss those haystacks away,
Tell Orwell you're not well,
Not till Rev Day, oh,
Ev'rything'll be grand in Animal Farm
(have some o-oats)

>> No.10256111
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You missed all the fun, anon.

>> No.10256113

Simply epic my friend. Those rappers always say n*gro, why can't we?!

>> No.10256115

brother bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
nuk!) may I Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax have an arse full of oats this night?

>> No.10256116

would brother pigs not share oats? No for the beast to eat a struggle is had, leaving the weakest to become more so. For the big and fat pig becomes more big and fat, on account of his beimg big and fat.

>> No.10256121
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Brother ' for I kept denying his nature. His strong body, ivy leaguer, athletic, pushing that cart along the isle. Come to think of it,he was less brother more icon, but none of these matter anymore. Just like nothing mattered during the times during which he got high in the supply room near the offices throughout which Mother dragged us during our teenage years. He had been like that for 5 years, and prior to his heart attack his undefeated nature propelled him upon every podium. Next to the other contenders he was a god, them, heroes, and I was a mere human.' May i have some oats? His voice was hoarse. 85% of the heads that perceived the sounds he made turned their heads in disgust. His brother turning his head smiling' Fetch! 'tossed a bag of oats that slightly missed the coordinates at which it could have made him whiplash.

>> No.10256122

It's by the honorable Dr. Reginald F. Queensbottom, see >>10256111

>> No.10256127

You have to go back.

>> No.10256139

I refuse to be defined by a single board anon. I'm a racist, scientifically inclined man of culture, hence I am /pol, /lit, and /sci at once.

>> No.10256152

>not sharing oats
back to plebbit

>> No.10256153

The old man spat

Brother can I have some oats


>> No.10256165

>I am /pol, /lit, and /sci at once.
Autism IS a spectrum, I suppose.

>> No.10256178

hehehe.... bruh...... bruhbruh........ y'all got some oats..... ?

>> No.10256219
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And then I looked at brother and his mean-looking and the crescent sun-eyes, like all the universe depended on his every fibre of being, him just knowing and me knowing, and I asked him into the yes-no,
"Brother? If the ere were a man so kind as to fix me wid some oats, I'll be damned if it aint yerself."
and then he said, "(insert obscure bible reference which is also the title of the novel)"


>> No.10256236

HP Lovecraft?

>> No.10256239

No, niggeranon

>> No.10256312
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"Brother, I have spent so much time on this task and now I came back for a cozy quiet life, like a mature Nathan Drake, even my own brother turns his back on me.
Oh! If only I could have 1000 eyes like the fly in "The Fly" (a 1986 film, directed by David Cronenberg, which was mentioned two times in My Diary Desu and which I must have watched like fifteen times) to cry my hunger for those delicious oats. But I won't cry. Time to die *releases a white dove* (That was a Blade Runner reference in case you didn't know, ok?)

>> No.10256358

this was literally a viral marketing campaign for Blomkampfs shitty tv series. everyone in this thread should stab themselves to death for being faggots

>> No.10256368

this is honestly great.

>> No.10256383

May I, brother, ask for services without running the risk of intruding? I fear I may not be able to make myself understood by the worthy pig you are who presides over the fate of these oats. In fact, you speak nothing but oats. Unless you authorize me to plead my case, you will not guess that I want oats.

>> No.10256394

My imagination is running away with me...Brother!...I refuse everything...I want to set it straight...But the oats! You'd swear I'd sold the Maginot Line! Hacked up Jews like Petiot...It was different in Courbevoie...Now they don't give a damn about what I have to say...But the oats, brother!...Offer some to the last true Frenchman!

>> No.10256483

Blithe I begged
besotted boar
for bitty bite a oat

Stated, he,
the turgid fiend
"sure, for a romp inside your roast"

So toasted I
to boarish fiend
needed holes more than wholesome

Gave him my ass
he took a pass
I dirty he now loathsome

Yet I lived through wither month
the oats were worth my pride
I ate and washed and bore boarlettes
tears I cried soon dried

>> No.10256500

What are you on about, mate?

>> No.10256520

''You, too, have many oats,'' the pig muttered, looking at his brother almost with hatred, and smiling sarcastically. ''I ought to have considered that you would give me some.''
''But brother,'' the other pig replied. ''To help others one must have the right to do it or else, crevez, chiens, si vous n'etes pas contents!''

>> No.10256534

He deluded himself, this pig, with the dream of a wonderful revenge at some remote date- he believes that he still has an immensity of time at his disposal. So he gives up the petty struggle of the day to day corn-begging. The day will come, he thinks, when all corn will be paid with interest.

>> No.10256605

"Bro, can I have some of those oats?"
He looked at me, and then back at the oats.
"What, these oats?"
"Yeah, those oats."
"Oh sure. You want me to give them to you?"
DO I?!?!? "Yeah."

>> No.10257377

This is actually good

>> No.10257425

He looked me square in the eyes as he said it, a twisted smile was draped across his misshapen hunk of a face. I still have not been able to digest the depth of those words and it pains me so. Every night I writhe and I squirm, awestruck at how an unfortunate individual like him could possibly utter such profundity. Why did he come up with those words? The look on his face has been engraved into my retinas, there is no escaping it. His wry smirk, the squint in his eyes, the elevation of his eyebrows, the small breath of air he expunged from his nostrils as he chortled, I remember it all. Constantly. Constantly I remember it. For when he looked into my eyes he saw weakness and I saw defeat. The others on the table did not notice, the must not have noticed but I did. The truth of those words has rattled in my hollow bones for decades. My entire being has been plunged into the deepest depths of ruination and depravity ever since he faced me and said "Brother, may I have some oats?"

>> No.10257448

Old brother, old oat eater, give me now some oats.

>> No.10257666


I got an actual high off of you saying that. Thanks.

>> No.10257716

Not that guy but I agree with him.

>> No.10257791

and the pig gave some oats to the other pig, so it goes

>> No.10257848

o adelphe, ara tnv krithnv exo;

>> No.10257949

Ezra Pound

>> No.10257956


Is this Poe?


John Green as a fratter.

>> No.10257962

you can

>> No.10257965

It's obviously Lovecraft

>> No.10257975

Ah, I keep intending to read Lovecraft, but he's always sold out at the local used bookstores, and I always get sidetracked before I remember to look for him on Amazon. Unmedicated ADHD you see.

>> No.10257986

Some of his stuff is really good but he gets meme'd on way too hard around here.

>> No.10257991

Thanks to everyone who helped make this meme it got me 15,000 subscribers and 600,000 views on youtube.
>this is literally my youtube channel

>> No.10257997

For sale: brother's oats, never eaten.

>> No.10258024

Hemingway, even though it wasn't Hemingway that wrote it.

>> No.10258370
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Healthy young swine approaches brother, asks if he may have some oats, brother ignores him while eating - HUNGRY. Many such cases!

>> No.10258375

Dave Chappelle

>> No.10258488

"Ah, yes! Well," the fellow croaked hoarsely, "ah! You see, as it happens I have just run clean out of oats." His feet shuffled, his remaining vim flowing out like a release of steam, and his eyes flicked about in shame. "As it happens, o brother, might you oblige me this one? Rather rummy, this, what?"

>> No.10258492

Last week at lunch, the pig said to his brother "Can a nigga borrow some oats?" And my first thought wasn't "Oh, my God, he said the word, the 'N' word!" It was "Now how is a nigga gonna borrow some oats? Nigga, is you gonna give it back?"

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I enjoyed this, good job

>> No.10259084
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Brother !... may... I have some... oats?... Vlan ! Paf !...

>> No.10259111

dont worry anon I get your reference

>> No.10259163

"Brother," she moaned, "give me your sweet oats."
He thought she looked majestic like that, with her golden hair cascading down her ample bosom. But he could not forget the tale he had been told earlier that day by a traveler from across the sea, about how he had witnessed a different blonde queen shitting in the middle of the desert.
His manhood failed to rise.
Cersei's face turned to a sneer, "It would appear I have two imps for brothers."

>> No.10259383


>I looked at the brother and, I have to be honest, I'd never seen such a pitiful thing before. But at the same time, all things considered, he wasn't utterly worthless.
>I gave him some oats, and still had five dollars in my pocket. Later in the afternoon, I went to buy a hotdog.

>> No.10260112

expected this

>> No.10260152

Brother, may I have some oats?
He turned and spat. Whys that?
For one day we swine will be as nothing more than these oats. Those which return to the clay to end again at our hooves. Before swine was, oats waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. When the sun sleeps behind the alizarin walls of yonder caldera and the bonfire lights all that is, the oats remain there, as Apollo and the gods suspended in the stars, while we swine revel before the flesh is stripped from out bones. The swine's spirit is exhausted at the peak of its quest for oats. His meridian is at once his darkening and the evening of his day.
His brother spat. Yea, he said. Have yerself some of them oats.

>> No.10260212

Never got this meme tbf

>> No.10260235

cormac mcarthy

>> No.10260275

Give oats!

>> No.10260276

the pseud trio

>> No.10260296

Pretty much the only funny thing to ever come out of tumblr

>> No.10260309

that explains a lot

>> No.10260314

Excuse me, may I please have some oats you stingy cunt.

>> No.10260340

Wodehouse right?

>> No.10260361

Brother, easy on the oats.

>> No.10260389


that's not what niggardly means, I think you meant niggerly.

>> No.10260442

In a scholarly study conducted in the United Kingdom, a majority of pigs have been found to communicate with each other through the use of grunts. According to animal-behavioral sociolinguists, the pigs have been determined to communicate politely with one another, as if to ask each other for the food source supplied in the study, oats. This communication method was shown to be especially effective with the dominant "alpha" in-group.

>> No.10261975

This is very good.

>> No.10261982


>> No.10262025

that's actually quite impressive
well done anon

>> No.10263028

Conrad or Uncle Ruckus