DC Meetup

[Anonymous No.10226923]

Are DC /lit/izens still interested in a meetup? I think we should make it happen.

[Anonymous No.10226993]

I'd prefer not to.

[Anonymous No.10227002]

Maybe. Where?

[Anonymous No.10227008]

Comfy time of year for it govnor. Wish I still lived there.

[Anonymous No.10227027]

>>10226993
fine then bartleby, go hang on your own somewhere else

[Anonymous No.10227095]

>>10227002
I was thinking somewhere on the mall, or nearby.

[Anonymous No.10227124]

>>10227027
stop

[Anonymous No.10227173]

I like some of you guys. do not go to this meetup

[Anonymous No.10227219]

who /UMD/ here

[Anonymous No.10228159]

I would go

[Anonymous No.10228812]

Let's meet at the Lincoln memorial tomorrow at noon. See you then.

[Anonymous No.10228841]

>mall
>memorials

are you guys tourists or what

[Anonymous No.10229243]

>>10226923

At least one of you should go to a local library where Ted Kaczynski's math dissertation is available and freely upload it to the internet in its entirety. It's rather obscure.

http://www.worldcat.org/title/boundary-functions/oclc/34661830

[Anonymous No.10229249]

i will come her and will fuck all your girls

[Anonymous No.10230476]

Nig Jersey here

[Anonymous No.10230542]

admo here - im in - op you should set up an email or something and get people to shoot you a note

[Anonymous No.10230665]

>>10229243
ill do this

[Anonymous No.10230706]

>>10230542

This, if we can get more than just 1 or 2 people and find a time that works for everyone I would totally go.

You guys better be pro-Trump

[Anonymous No.10230761]

Charlottesville, Richmond anons should head up..

[Anonymous No.10230823]

Alright anons, I'm not OP but I've decided to take it upon myself to organize this.

If you are a resident of DC or live nearby and want to attend a /lit/ meetup shoot me an email at

[e-mail]

I will try to find a time that works for everyone. It will help if you give me a general idea of what times would work in your email. I dunno how long this thread will last but over the next few days if I get enough emails I'll try to organize something in the near future.

[Anonymous No.10230846]

>>10230823
I forgot to point out: If you aren't white and a male, then please find something else to do.

[Anonymous No.10230881]

>>10230846
This poster is not me, anyone is welcome to attend

[Anonymous No.10231017]

Institute a dress code so the picture doesn't look too cringey.

How does Comet Ping Pong sound?

[Anonymous No.10231027]

>>10231017
>Institute a dress code so the picture doesn't look too cringey.

No pictures

>How does Comet Ping Pong sound?

And have the zio-Illuminati pedos bug our conversation? A coffee shop would be better.

[Anonymous No.10231029]

>>10231027
i think comet would be funny. for sure should be somewhere that serves alcohol; what about russiahouse

[Anonymous No.10231045]

how about we meet at the white house and protest for a bit, then head off to a bookstore?

[Anonymous No.10231053]

>>10226923
Gaithersburg here. I'm down, all my irl friends are STEMplebs

[Anonymous No.10231065]

>>10226923
>>10231053
one question though, would a STEMfag who takes interest in lit be welcome, or is this gonna be all english/philosophy undergrads who shit on me for not knowing critical theory?

[Anonymous No.10231083]

Whom is a sconnie ITT

[Anonymous No.10231084]

>>10231029

I believe the NYC /lit/ meetup met at a coffeeshop. Having booze would be nice though.

I would be down to do russiahouse but I've never been there and don't know how crowded/loud it is. Ideally it would be a location where the music isn't too loud and where they have enough tables/room for a medium-sized group to sit and chat.

[Anonymous No.10231088]

Anyone in

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[Anonymous No.10231093]

>>10231065
Anyone who reads /lit/-tier books is welcome.

[Anonymous No.10231125]

>>10231093
Except blacks

[Anonymous No.10231169]

>>10227219
I was but I gradiated.

[Anonymous No.10231406]

bump

[Anonymous No.10231440]

>>10226923
we should have different color bandanas hanging out of our back pockets to signify what kind of books we are into :^)

[Anonymous No.10231448]

>>10231088
Would legit love a London one, say once a month maybe less, have three or so books u must read in between

[Anonymous No.10231456]

>>10231448
>>10231088
not in london but a short train or motorbike ride away

[Anonymous No.10231462]

>>10231125
you worried Jamal and Tyrone are going to be smarter than you as well as having bigger cocks?

[Anonymous No.10231507]

>>10231125
>>10231462

this is not the thread for low-quality trolling guys

[Anonymous No.10231587]

>>10231084
russiahouse is low key. lots of back rooms and vodka. its sort of like a club but russian-not a club where people get bottle service or anything. its kind of hard to explain but its a funny spot. german beer hall on h st would be a good option too-no kusic and we could grab a picnic table out back

[Anonymous No.10231599]

>>10226923
I said that I was interested then and I haven't changed my mind.
People need to stop being so afraid of real interactions.

[Anonymous No.10231651]

>>10231599
email the email man

[Anonymous No.10231672]

>>10226923
>>10227002
>>10227219
>>10228159
>>10228812
>>10229249
>>10230542
>>10230706
>>10231017
>>10231053
>>10231440
>>10231599

Alright folks, if you want to come hit me up.

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.10231674]

>>10226923
yes
where at lets meet up and talk about books

[Anonymous No.10231683]

>>10231674
where should I park

[Anonymous No.10231712]

>>10231672
> d clit meat up
???

[Anonymous No.10231718]

Some of You Guys are Alright, Don’t go to DC

[Anonymous No.10231720]

>>10231674
>>10231683

I'm going to wait on deciding anything until a decent amount of people have emailed and expressed interest.

For where we would meet, somewhere with a low-key atmosphere where we could get drinks like russiahouse or the german beer hall as one anon suggested sounds good.

Once I've gotten at least 4 or 5 emails I'll start trying to figure out a day and time that works for everyone. I dunno about parking but anything in the city is not far from a metro stop you can always take the subway.

[Anonymous No.10231771]

[Anonymous No.10231810]

>>10231771
That was a meetup from another board, not from /lit/. I remember people saying the NYC /lit/ meetup was good, I don't think it's very likely that any autists will show up.

[Anonymous No.10231829]

im going to bring us matching fedoras I need to know how many people about will be going. Also is this a potluck? I make a mean buntcake

[Anonymous No.10231934]

This meetup is going to be like multiple iterations of A Little Cloud taking place simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.10231969]

>>10231934
If you can't handle the heat than stay out of the kitchen amigo

[Anonymous No.10232032]

Last words of meetup: "Daybreak, gentlemen!"

[Anonymous No.10232033]

A /lit/ meetup should be at a popular used bookstore, but the twist would be to not tell anyone that you came because of a /lit/ meetup.
We can all hang out without knowing who each other is.

[Anonymous No.10232037]

>>10227002
In DC, you dummy.

[Anonymous No.10232173]

>>10231672
>>10230823

imma email you, everyone else do it too so we can make this happen

[Anonymous No.10232181]

The meeting should be divided into those who want to talk, and those who just want to lurk, like the board is.

t. lurker

[Anonymous No.10232183]

>/lit/ meetup
Don't forget to take pictures!

[Anonymous No.10232194]

>>10231720
Let's not do a bar, I turn 21 in like four months and I don't want to wait.

[Anonymous No.10232218]

>>10232194
Also let's do it around midday, not at night for those of us who don't live in DC and have a long drive/subway ride into town.

[Anonymous No.10232235]

>>10232194
>>10232218
yeah why dont we all just not meet - thatd be the most convenient
there are plenty of bars you dont need to be 21 to go in; beer hall is open all day

[Anonymous No.10232264]

>>10232194
Comet Ping Pong is kid friendly!

[Anonymous No.10232278]

>>10232194

Okay, we can also do somewhere that serves alcohol but that isn't exclusively a bar, so that those who want it can get some.

Kramerbooks & Afterwords is a bookstore and cafe that also serves wine & beer. There are a bunch of other places in DC like it.

[Anonymous No.10232308]

>>10232181

If you're that autistic you can rsvp, but show up late and pretend to not be there for the event, get a table nearby and eavesdrop.

[Anonymous No.10232325]

>>10231712
I lold

[Anonymous No.10232329]

>>10232181
>The meeting should be divided into those who want to talk, and those who just want to lurk, like the board is.
kek

[Anonymous No.10232337]

>>10231771
>believing the gomad meme
>poo in loos
>BLM
>cucks
sounds legit

[Anonymous No.10232547]

>>10232337
Ironically enough that was a meetup from /pol/

[Anonymous No.10232659]

>>10232183
Top genes

[Anonymous No.10232710]

>>10232278
Cool yeah that sounds good

[Anonymous No.10232940]

Lets meet at the marx memorial, the best founding father. I'm starting the 1500 mile journey right now

[Anonymous No.10232959]

I don't think litizens would make good company. I know some of you suffer from literal autism, have piss bottles and enjoy traps.

[Anonymous No.10233115]

>>10232183
So these are the guys who have been funding Laura Southern and Sargon

[Anonymous No.10233148]

Alright, out of the 36 people which posted in this thread only 2 sent emails.

If you are lurking and waiting to respond until you see the final day and location posted than don't bother waiting and just send an email because I will be working that out with people over email and not in these threads.

For many of you this is probably your one chance to talk about books in person with people who aren't plebs, don't miss it!

[Anonymous No.10233152]

If you fags aren't afraid to get blasted, show up for the bi-weekly meetings of Cafe Philo DC. Meeting times are posted up on linktank and in a yahoo group.

[Anonymous No.10233177]

>>10231065
/lit/ is mostly stem idiots

[Anonymous No.10233191]

bump

[Anonymous No.10233280]

>>10232959
That's more like /r9k/, besides all the literal autists won't leave their rooms.
>>10233148
this

[Anonymous No.10233317]

Since /lit/ is a slow board and this thread is bound to die, please whoever starts the next thread include the email:

[e-mail]

in the OP of the next thread.

[Anonymous No.10233640]

>>10230665

Please, please, please do so. I'm very keen that it should be uploaded extant and I've been pestering 4chan boards for it for some time.

Please please reply to this thread if you are serious about following through. Are you the UMD anon?

[Anonymous No.10233845]

>>10231587
Never seen Russia House busy, but it might even be too quiet. An ex-military friend of mine described it by saying that every other foreign restaurant in DC feels like a foreign restaurant in DC; Russia House just feels like fucking Russia.

>>10232183
All of these people would have been gassed.

>>10232278
Kramer has no place to hang out except a very tiny bar. It's mostly a (fairly expensive) restaurant.

OP I used to attend russian lit club meetings at a place called Bistro Bohem on Florida and I think 6th st. It's a restaurant but very cheap, with solid pierogi, cheap IPA, and plenty of seating in a cozy back room. Could be what you're looking for.

t. not going to show up

[Anonymous No.10233852]

murder capital

[Anonymous No.10233906]

>>10233852
muh ebil gubermint

[Anonymous No.10233913]

>>10228841
Actually though

[Anonymous No.10233917]

>>10231083
Sconnie who moved to DC reporting in

[Anonymous No.10233921]

>>10228841
Nobody here goes outside. We don't know the places. Pls no bully.

[Anonymous No.10234710]

>>10233906
thats not what anon menat. dc used to have most murders per capita not that long ago. the city is completely segregated, and the southeast quarter is in ver bad shape

[Anonymous No.10234712]

>>10233917
What is a sconnie? Send the dude an email.

[Anonymous No.10234841]

>>10232183
>>10231771
Why do americans look so subhuman. Is it something they put in the water or food over there? Is it those weird corn syrup-based edulcorants?

[Anonymous No.10234850]

>>10234841
what country are you from

[Anonymous No.10235467]

>>10226923
Just dont forget to share the picture after

[Anonymous No.10235539]

>>10235467

And have it turn into a meme where someone makes annotations mocking each of us for our appearances and clothes, immortalizing us forever in shame? no thanks

[Anonymous No.10235743]

bump

[Anonymous No.10236386]

>>10235467
how can we enforce a no pictures rule

[Anonymous No.10236401]

>>10236386
By trying, you only guarantee that the photos that are released have everyone in except the person surreptitiously taking them.

[Anonymous No.10236421]

>>10236386
Whats tge problem with a photo so we can remember the event later?

[Anonymous No.10236428]

Toronto meet up when tho?

I am a qt girl and I will only want to meet with only qt girls (no lesbo)

[Anonymous No.10236431]

Anyone coming who has read Dianetics: the modern science of mental health by L Ron Hubbard? Maybe we could discuss it

[Anonymous No.10236454]

>>10236431
I have! I also have a very rare signed copy, which I'll be sure to bring along. The idea of discussion of weighty philosophical topics like those engaged by LRH intrigues me greatly!

[Anonymous No.10236542]

>>10236421
>Whats tge problem with a photo so we can remember the event later?

The problem is the internet is permanent and any photo shared on /lit/ is guaranteed to be plastered everywhere and immortalized in memes

[Anonymous No.10236551]

>>10236542

[Anonymous No.10236579]

>>10236431
>>10236454
sweet guys, im down for the Dianetics meetup

[Anonymous No.10236603]

>>10236542
those descriptions are pretty good

[Anonymous No.10236766]

bumping to get some more emails

[Anonymous No.10236781]

>>10236542
We can take a better picture than they lol. Are they even /lit/?

[Anonymous No.10236790]

>>10236781
it was a /fa meetup in Australia

[Anonymous No.10236795]

Remember those /pol/ kekistan guys yelling get off normies at kid in a park?

[Anonymous No.10236807]

>>10236790
That explains everyrhing
/lit/ has much better taste overall, we'll prove it.
Just to make sure, we should say what each one will wear.

[Anonymous No.10236813]

Post an update with pictures here after the meetup.

[Anonymous No.10236848]

>>10236795
nope, link

[Anonymous No.10236880]

>>10236848
Unfortunately I could not find the vid
It was posted on twitter, but the account was banned I guess
Here is the reddit post commenting on it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/6mjsvy/sargon_fanboys_yell_at_children_get_out_normies/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_list

[Anonymous No.10236901]

>>10236880
hope the dc guys can be as cool

[Anonymous No.10236934]

>>10236880
https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/873957293502726144/video/1

Truly, the pinnacle of the white race

[Anonymous No.10236966]

>>10236934
what is happening there

[Anonymous No.10237065]

>>10236966

>rumors spread of city authorities in Houston taking down some confederate statue
>right-wing 'oathkeeper' militias decide to do some armed protesting to show their support for keeping it
>someone from /pol/ gets word and decides to show up with some /pol/-related posters to troll people
>oathkeeper people get angry and call him a nazi, force him out of the protest area

In summary, nothing at all to do with /lit/ or a /lit/ meetup

[Anonymous No.10237109]

>>10236934
That was from another event.
Even though both sides are lame, the /pol/ guy was right. That "oath keeper" was a great a corward for choking him from behind.

[Anonymous No.10237403]

emails regarding scheduling have been sent out FYI to anyone who emailed

[Anonymous No.10237584]

>>10237403
This seems like fun. Wish I could make it, but I moved west a few months ago.

t. former terp

[Anonymous No.10237786]

>live in West Virginia
>could come down from the mountains to drive to Pittsburgh or DC
>know a 4chan meetup would never be worth it

We can't even get along with each other anonymously online. I don't see how meeting face to face would make us best bros.

[Anonymous No.10237931]

You guys should come to Lantern used books in Georgetown.

[Anonymous No.10237958]

you guys want to hang out at my parents house in annandale?

i'll make tacos

[Anonymous No.10238103]

>>10236934
>these are good memes

lol

everyone else can fuck off

"you have to go but we all can stay...because."

[Anonymous No.10238115]

Bring brownies for all.

[Anonymous No.10238427]

Bump for interest in group picture

[Anonymous No.10238667]

>>10237931
yo i fuck with that place - you go to gtown?

[Anonymous No.10238939]

>>10238667
Stop talking like a retard

[Anonymous No.10238960]

>>10238939
faggot

[Anonymous No.10238972]

>>10238960
Calling people homophobic slurs on an Indonesian basket weaving forum, you're so cool

[Anonymous No.10240244]

>>10237786
come on over anon, it'll be fun

[Anonymous No.10240248]

meetups are gay

[Anonymous No.10240415]

>>10240248
You don't have to come if you're not comfortable with your sexuality.

[Anonymous No.10241355]

>>10229243
>>10233640
Not that guy and not currently in DC, but I'll be moving there in August and could do this. I just need to set a reminder on my todoist for september.

Could you tell me more about where to find this dissertation?

[Anonymous No.10241364]

>>10241355
Nevermind, followed your link. I'll get it from the UMD libraries in sep if the other anon hasn't done it by then.

[Anonymous No.10241367]

>>10230823
You should post a when2meet.com link to clearly see when everyone is available