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10214577 No.10214577 [Reply] [Original]

>this gets published while you languish in obscurity

Explain yourself, Anon.

>> No.10214584

>his job? No biggie, just fucking destroying ISIS and raisin' the American flag

>> No.10214590

>>10214577
Her books' covers are all 10/10

>> No.10214605

If I had ideas like that I'd be published too

>> No.10214607

>>10214584
Would definitely read a book about that... wait

>> No.10214625
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>>10214577
>Cunt Sigurdsson
>teletransports
>Yeehaw!
>no biggie

brb kms

>> No.10214637

>>10214625
The bookis thejovel to end all novels
It has romance, vampires, vikinga,angels, time-travelling, cults, cowboys and religious extremism

>> No.10214645

Because I don't have borderline personality disorder and the girly lips to suck enough dick to get my smut ran. That's the only difference.

>> No.10214652

>>10214577
Is she jewish by chance?

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>>10214577
>implying this isn't worth a read
You must really hate fun boy-o.

>> No.10214664

>>10214653
Ok. I admit that the description made me curious, but I wouldn't spend money on it, maybe borrow one day

>> No.10214668

>>10214653
barnacle man
barnacle man
doing the things a barnacle can

what's he like?
It's not important.

barnacle man

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10214679

Because as least the author actually finished a book. Unlike anyone else here that's probably still languishing in 1st chapter hell.

>> No.10214682

>>10214679
1st chapter hell isnt a thing

3rd chapter hell is

>> No.10214779

>>10214577
lol

>> No.10215017

>>10214679
>>10214682
But children, the real hell starts at chapter 14.

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>>10214679
>tfw plot is completely outlined and I've been through 9 drafts but it's never gotten to novel length

>>10215017
>tfw no chapters with multiple digits

>> No.10215061

>>10214605
underrated back-handed compliment

>> No.10215073

Have we pushed past the young adult wave? Is this now post young adult wave?

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10215077

Was it literature, /lit/?

>> No.10215083

>>10215077
That reminds me of The Texan-Israeli war

>> No.10215091

> implying anyone on lit writes
anon... we barely read

>> No.10215106

>>10215091
Tbqh Anon, I never actually learned how to read.

>> No.10215118

>>10214679
>>10214682
>>10215017
>chapters

Lads it's not the 19th century anymore.

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>>10215083
This looks cool as fuck, thanks for the recommendation, got any others like this?

>> No.10215145

>>10214577

The joke's on you when it turns out it's a flawed but beautiful surrealist depiction of the ideological contradictions of the 21st century.

>> No.10215163

>>10215133
Unfortunately not, but you can go to any protestant church in America and you will get a proper historical context for the novel.

>> No.10215239

>>10215061
What's backhanded about it?

>> No.10215675

>>10215077
How the fuck do you pronounce that president’s name?

>> No.10215740

>>10215675
ohm-shee-dee
om-shi-di
Am shidi
I'm shitty

>> No.10215850

>>10214577
Clearly I didn't add enough sexy vikings

>> No.10216160

has anyone here successfully published a book?

>> No.10216493

I thought not

>> No.10216614

>>10216493
Tao Lin comes here to shitpost and find drugs occasionally.

>> No.10216693

>>10214577
sounds like you hate good fun op

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>>10214679

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>>10214577
I'm too busy writing this.

Seriously though don't be jelly.

>> No.10217062

>>10214637
maximalism is saved!

>> No.10217067

>>10215077
>First time in print!

>> No.10217075

>>10216614
what happened to lin? last time i checked his twitter he was retweeting anti-vax concerned mom accounts lmao

>> No.10217222

>>10215675
very carefully.
or Not!Obama.